Ooh It's Captain Feathersword

​"Ooh It's Captain Feathersword" is a song all about Captain Feathersword. It was originally written for The Wiggles Movie

Wiggles Movie Transcript Prologue
(The friendly pirate crew pass out Dorothy's birthday cake.)

Captain Feathersword: Oh, be careful now. That's Dorothy's birthday cake for her surprise party tonight. She's gonna be so surprised! Oh! Oh, Please, be careful with the cake!

(Dorothy and Wally arrive at Captain Feathersword's dockyard.)

Dorothy: Wally, we're here! This is Captain Feathersword's!

Wally: Oh, yes!

Dorothy: Captain! Captain! Captain Feathersword! Hello!

Captain Feathersword: (spotting Dorothy coming) Oh! Oh! Quick! Hide the cake! It's Dorothy! (to young boy pirate Blake who is holding the cake) Oh, no! Give me the cake! I'll hide it here. (grabs the cake and hides inside the dock house.)

Dorothy: This was the best idea, Wally. Captain Feathersword never, ever, ever, ever, ever forgets my birthday!

Wally: Yes, yes, and don't forget to ask him about the wand.

Dorothy: Hi, Captain Feathersword.

Captain Feathersword: Oh, Dorothy! what a surprise party! I mean...what a surprise to see you today!

Dorothy: Um, This is Wally. He's a magician.

(Wally tries giving handshakes to Captain but his hand keeps going up and down.)

Captain Feathersword: Well anyway, lovely to see you both on this fine occasion.

Dorothy: Really? What occasion do you mean?

Captain: Oh, Happy...(foghorn)...Happy...Happy days. Happy days.

Wally: Happy days.

Dorothy: Are you alright, Captain?

Captain Feathersword: Who wouldn't be alright on such a special day.

Dorothy: Yes, a special day! What day would that be, Captain?

Captain Feathersword: Oh!, it's the...the last day before the...um, the full...the full...(groaning in a stretchy voice) Moon! The Moon! The Full Moon!

Dorothy: Um, Captain...your crew.

Captain Feathersword: Whoa! Oh! Oh, me hearties! Whoo! Well, now, indeed! Well! Well, if you've got that much energy, you can show Dorothy the Dinosaur our new pirate dance.

Pirates: A pirate dance?

Captain Feathersword: Let's all do a pirate dance!

(Captain Feathersword and crew dance while the music starts playing.)

Song Lyrics
Greg: Who's the pirate with a feather for a sword?

Ooh, it's Captain Feathersword.

Who's the pirate with a feather in its hat?

Ooh, it's Captain Feathersword.

He tickles you, he tickles me,

He tickles everything that moves and everything he sees.

You know he is the leader of the pirate seas.

Ooh, it's Captain Feathersword.

Ooh, it's Captain Feathersword.

He can cook a birthday cake for a party you see.

Ooh, it's Captain Feathersword.

And he will show you how to do a groovy pirate dance.

Ooh, it's Captain Feathersword.

He'll tickle you, he tickle me,

He'll tickle everything that moves and everything he sees.

You know he is the leader of the pirate seas.

Ooh, it's Captain Feathersword.

Ooh, it's Captain Feathersword.

(Instrumental break)

Ooh, it's Captain Feather, ooh, it's Captain Feather,

Ooh, it's Captain Feathersword.

Ooh, it's Captain Feather, ooh, it's Captain Feather,

Ooh, it's Captain Feathersword.

Ooh, it's Captain Feather, ooh, it's Captain Feather,

Ooh, it's Captain Feathersword.

Ooh, it's Captain Feather, ooh, it's Captain Feather,

Ooh, it's Captain Feathersword.

Ooh, it's Captain Feather, ooh, it's Captain Feather,

Ooh, it's Captain Feathersword.

Video Performances

 * The Wiggles Movie
 * Hot Potatoes: The Best of The Wiggles
 * Celebration!
 * Wiggledancing! Live in Concert

Episode Appearances

 * Funny Greg (live)

Album Tracks

 * The Wiggles Movie Soundtrack
 * Hot Potatoes: The Best of The Wiggles
 * Celebration!