Wiggle Time! (1993 video)/Transcript

This is the transcript for Wiggle Time!

Transcript
(The Wiggles are waving their hands way up high from the song "Whenever I Hear This Music" and the Wiggle Time logo is showing in front, with the "The Wiggles Video" byline while it plays the beginning part of Get Ready to Wiggle instrumental track for during the background music.)

(Jeff is first seen fallins asleep, then Anthony, Greg and Murray comes in)

Greg: Oh no! Jeff's falling asleep! And we need Jeff to help us sing the Wiggles songs with us! What do we do?

Murray:Hey, let's play a trick on Jeff and wake him up.

Greg: Great idea! And what we need everyone to do, when I count to three, we need everyone to yell, "Wake Up Jeff". And that will make him wake up and jump up and down and do all sorts of silly things all right? Here we go!

Anthon, Greg, and Murray: 1. 2, 3, WAKE UP JEFF!!!

(Jeff wakes up and starts running and screaming to the back of the set and then to the front while Anthony, Greg and Murray laughs)

Anthony: Jeff, are you awake now?

Jeff: Yes, I'm awake now!

Anthony: Oh great! Because we wanna wiggle with you, Jeff. We want everyone to wiggle with us!

Jeff: That's a great idea!

Anthony: Let's Wiggle Now! Here we go!

(Song: Get Ready to Wiggle Jeff plays the keyboard, Anthony plays the snare drum, Murray plays the black Fender Stratocaster electric guitar and Greg starts dancing as the song title appears on the bottom of the screen.)

Anthony: Okay everybody! Listen up! Let's get ready to wiggle!

Greg: (singing) Get ready to wiggle, we've been ready for so long

Get ready to wiggle, when you wiggle, you can't go wrong

Get ready to wiggle, wiggling will make you big and strong

Get ready to wiggle, c'mon, wiggle to this song, wiggle to this song

Wiggles: (singing) Ba-da-ba-ba​​​​​​

Ba-da-ba-ba

Ba-da-ba-ba

Ba-da-ba-ba

Ba-da-ba-ba

Ba-da-ba-ba

Anthony: It's Wiggle Time!

Greg: (singing) Now, we're ready to wiggle, wiggle your fingers high in the sky

We're ready to wiggle, wiggle your ears and wiggle your eyes

We're ready to wiggle, wiggle your hair and wiggle your nose

We're ready to wiggle, wiggle all ten toes.

Anthony: Wiggle your toes.

Greg: (singing) Wiggle all ten toes.

Anthony: Big jump now!

Wiggles: Ba-da-ba-ba-bada

Ba-da-ba-ba-bada

Ba-da-ba-ba-bada

Anthony: One more jump!

Wiggles: Ba-da-ba-ba-bada

Greg: (singing) We can wiggle

Wiggles: Whoo!

Greg: (singing) And wiggle,

Wiggles: Whoo!

Greg: (singing) Wiggle at home without a care. Wiggle,

Wiggles: Whoo!

Greg: (singing) And wiggle,

Wiggles: Whoo!

Greg: (singing) Wiggle on your own or with teddy bear. Wiggle,

Wiggles: Whoo!

Greg: (singing) And wiggle,

Wiggles: Whoo!

Greg: (singing) Wiggle at breakfast, lunch or tea. Wiggle,

Wiggles: Whoo!

Greg: (singing) And wiggle,

Wiggles: Whoo!

Greg: (singing) Wiggle along with me, wiggle along with me.

Wiggles: (singing) Ba-da-ba-ba​​​​​​

Ba-da-ba-ba

Anthony: Hey, keep on wiggling now!

Wiggles: (singing) Ba-da-ba-ba

Ba-da-ba-ba

Anthony: Don't stop!

Wiggles: (singing) Ba-da-ba-ba

Anthony: Wiggle

Ba-da-ba-ba

Anthony: Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle! Oh ho ho no ho ho ho ha ha ha ha ha ha!

(The transition fades to black and then fades back to Greg)

Greg: Well, that was lots of fun wiggling around. The next song we're going to sing, it's a song about four animals. And at the end of the song, let's all give a big growl like a scary bear.

(Song: Here Comes a Bear)

Greg: (singing) Here comes a bear

Wiggles: Stomping, stomping

Greg: (singing) A very scary bear

Wiggles: Stomping, stomping

Greg: (singing) Paws up in the air

Wiggles: Stomping, stomping

Greg: (singing) Stomping everywhere

Murray: (singing) Kangaroo jumps

Wiggles: Boing, boing

Murray: (singing) He jumps so high

Wiggles: Boing, boing

Murray: (singing) He almost touches the sky

Wiggles: Boing, boing

Murray: (singing) The kangaroo jumps so high

Greg: (singing) Here comes a snake

Wiggles: Ssss, ssss

Greg: (singing) Slithering along

Wiggles: Ssss, ssss

Greg: (singing) His body's very long

Wiggles: Ssss, ssss

Greg: (singing) Slippery snake slithers along

Anthony: (singing) Wombat crawls

Wiggles: Crawling, crawling

Anthony: (singing) Nose to the ground

Wiggles: Crawling, crawling

Anthony: (singing) He's making lots of sound

Wiggles: Crawling, crawling

Anthony: (singing) Crawling everywhere

Greg: (singing) Here comes a bear

Wiggles: Stomping, stomping

Greg: (singing) A very scary bear

Wiggles: Stomping, stomping

Greg: (singing) Paws up in the air

Wiggles: Stomping, stomping

Greg: (singing) Stomping everywhere

(The camera zooms in to Jeff, Greg and Murray growling, then Captain Feathersword's (is Anthony) sneaking upon Jeff, Greg, and Murray behind their backs and starts tickling them while Jeff, Greg and Murray stops growling and laughing)

Murray: Who is that? Who's ticking us? (spots Captain Feathersword) It's Captain Feathersword, the friendly pirate! Let's say hi to Captain Feathersword.

Jeff, Greg, and Murray: Hi Captain Feathersword!

Captain Feathersword: Hello Everybody! I'm Captain Feathersword, the friendly pirate! Argh!

Greg: Captain Feathersword, why do they call you Captain Feathersword?

Captain Feathersword: Ooh! They called me Captain Feathersword, because my sword's is only made of feathers, and it only tickles people. (tickles Greg with feathersword and laughs)

Greg: (laughs while tickled from feathersword) Hey! Wow! Stop that, Captain Feathersword. Now look, we we're just wondering if you would mind...... (laughs while tickled from feathersword)

Captain Feathersword: (tickles Greg with feathersword and laughs)

Greg: Captain Feathersword, did you just tickled me then?

Captain Feathersword: No!

Greg: Did he tickled me?

Jeff and Murray: Yes!

Greg: Yeah, I thought so. Now, Captain Feathersword, no more tickling, please. I'm very ticklish and I don't want to be tickled, all right? Now, we were just wondering if you know a...... (laughs while tickled from feathersword)

Captain Feathersword: (tickles Greg with feathersword and laughs)

Greg: I say Captain Feathersword, did you just tickled me again?

Captain Feathersword: No!

Greg: Did he tickled me?

Jeff and Murray: Yes!

Greg: Yes, I thought so. Now that's enough tickling, Captain Feathersword, no more tickling.

Captain Feathersword: Well Greg, no more tickling. What do you want me to do then?

Greg: Well, Captain Feathersword, we were just wondering if you know a pirate dance that you could teach us.

Captain Feathersword: A pirate dance? Oh, I know a pirate dance. I'm a pirate!

Greg: Of course!

Captain Feathersword: Do you wanna do a pirate dance with me?

Jeff, Greg and Murray: Yes we do!

Captain Feathersword: Well, let's do a pirate dance together, Here we go!

(Song: Captain Feathersword)

Jeff, Greg and Murray: (singing) Captain Feathersword he loves to dance

He will show you how

Captain Feathersword, he loves to dance

Captain Feathersword: I will show you now.

Fold your arms in front of you, argh.

Start to hop, it's fun to do, me hearties.

Climb the ropes, c'mon, let's try it.

Now you're dancing like a pirate. Whoa-ho!

Jeff, Greg and Murray: (singing) Captain Feathersword he loves to dance

He will show you how

Captain Feathersword, he loves to dance

Captain Feathersword: I will show you now.

Fold your arms in front of you, argh.

Start to hop, it's fun to do, argh.

Climb the ropes, c'mon, let's try it, argh.

Now you're dancing like a pirate. Oh!

Jeff, Greg and Murray: (singing) Captain Feathersword he loves to dance

He will show you how

Captain Feathersword, he loves to dance

Captain Feathersword: Everybody bow. And give yourself a pirate clap, argh

(Jeff, Captain Feathersword, Greg and Murray applauds, then the cuts to Murray)

Murray: This song's about a man who lived a long, long time ago. And his name was Uncle Noah. Now Uncle Noah had to save some animals from the flood, so he built himself a really, really, really big boat and he called that really big boat, "Noah's Ark". There were some ducks on the ark and the ducks went...

Wiggles: Quack!

Murray: Can you do that with us? The ducks went....

Wiggles: Quack!

Murray: The cows went....

Wiggles: Moo!

Murray: Now, Uncle Noah had a rooster on the ark and the rooster went...

Wiggles: Cock-a-doodle-doo!

Murray: There were some cats on the ark and thet made a terrible row and they went...

Wiggles: Meow!

Murray: There were some little pig and the little pig went...

Mysterious Pig: (offscreen) OINK!

Murray: How did that little pig go, it went...

Mysterious Pig: (offscreen) OINK!

Murray: Uncle Noah had some goats on the ark and the goat shook their heads and they went...

Anthony, Jeff, and Greg: Baah!!! Baah!!!

Murray: Now, let's see, what else did Uncle Noah have. Oh, donkeys! Let's see some long ears donkey and the long ear donkeys went...

Wiggles: Hee Haw! Hee Haw!

Murray: Gee it was noisy in the ark, but it was lots of fun too! So, why don't you come with us onboard Uncle Noah's Ark.

(Song: Uncle Noah's Ark The camera fades to the exterior of Uncle Noah's Ark while the storm is on)

Greg: (singing) A long long time ago

(Shot cuts to the Wiggles onboard Uncle Noah's Ark while Murray's playing the ukulele.)

As all you folks should know

(Shot cuts to Uncle Noah building)

Uncle Noah built himself an ark​​​​​​​

Uncle Noah: Now, that's a boat folks!

(Shot cuts to the close up exterior of Uncle Noah's Ark while the storm is on)

Greg: (singing) For 40 days and nights

The rain was quite a fright

The animals nearly tore the ark apart​​​​​​​

The ducks went quack

(Shot cuts to Anthony and Jeff)

The cows went...

Anthony and Jeff: Moo

(Shot cuts to Murray wearing the rooster hat and flapping his wings.)

Greg: (singing) The roosters

Murray: Cock-a-doodle-doo

Greg: (singing) The old tom cat sure raised an awful row

Jeff: (singing) The little pig oink

Greg: (singing) The billy goats

The bullfrog said

Anthony: (singing) "Biggest rain we've ever had".

Greg: (singing) Uncle Noah's ark is a mad house now

The horses and cattle, and foul of the air

Even the long eared donkey was there. (He-Haw)

The ducks went quack

(Shot cuts to Anthony and Jeff)

The cows went

Anthony and Jeff: Moo

(Shot cuts to Murray wearing the rooster hat and flapping his wings.)

Greg: (singing) The roosters

Murray: Cock-a-doodle-doo

Greg: (singing) ​​​​​​​All were there at Uncle Noah's ark

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