The Wiggles Movie/Transcript

Roland: Don't tell me, you're thinking of entering the competition tonight. Wally, the competition is for real magicians. You need to work, I'll take good care of Waldo's wand after I win, you can come and watch if you like. But Wally, Wally, (Wally moves in closer.) take a tip. Don't embarrass yourself by trying to perform tonight. After all, I am Roland the Remarkable and you are... Well, you.

(Roland leaves and Wally waves his hand. The music for "Hey There Wally" starts playing when Wally rides on his tricycle on the road while setting off to find a magic wand. The opening credits are also shown.)

Greg: (singing off-screen) Hey there, Wally

You've got to move along

Wally, Wally, Wally, Wally, Wally

Keep on going strong

You've got to ride your little tricycle

Just keep on pedaling and a-pushing

Your feet keep going round in circles

As you ride along

Hey there, Wally

You've got to move along

Wally, Wally, Wally, Wally, Wally

Keep on going strong

Wally: I like to be a great magician! Yeah! I'll need a magic wand. Oh, I hope that I will find one as I ride along.

Greg: (singing) Hey there, Wally

You've got to move along

Wally, Wally, Wally, Wally, Wally

Keep on going strong

Hey there, Wally

You've got to move along

Wally, Wally, Wally, Wally, Wally

Keep on going strong

(Wally rides his tricycle on the road while honking his horn and whistling. Mrs. Bingles knocks on the door and Murray holding his Red Starry Guitar guitar opens the door waving.)

Mrs. Bingles: Oh, hi, Murray.

Murray: Hi, Mrs. Bingles.

(Mrs. Bingles enters the room. Anthony holds the fruit salad. Greg irons the shirts and Dorothy eats her roses.)

Anthony, Dorothy and Greg: Good morning, Mrs. Bingles.

Mrs. Bingles: Hello, Wiggles. It's 2 minutes till showtime.

Dorothy: Hi, Mrs. Bingles. (leaving)

Mrs. Bingles: Hi, Dorothy. (walking over to see Jeff who is sleeping in a clock chair) Jeff, you're asleep. It's almost show-time. Wake up! (holding her whistle) Ah! This will do the trick.

Murray: Mrs. Bingles, don't blow that whistle!

(But Mrs. Bingles blow her whistle loudly that causes Anthony to become silly. Jeff wakes up in his wacky while staring at Anthony. Anthony does silly things from playing guitars to a fruit face.)

Murray: (to viewers) The sound of the whistle makes Anthony do some very silly things.

Mrs. Bingles: We don't have time for this moment. 30 seconds, everyone.

Greg: (singing while looking in the mirror)' Me-me-me-me-me-me. Me-me-me-me-me-me.

Anthony, Murray and Jeff: (singing while looking in the mirror) You-you-you-you-you-you-you.

Mrs. Bingles: Okay, that's it. It's showtime. Get ready to wiggle.

Murray: Okay.

Greg: Okay, let's go.

Wiggles: Beauty mate!

(The Wiggles, Mrs. Bingles and Dorothy leave the classroom. The camera shows announcer at Side Stage in off-screen)

Announcer: (off-screen) Is everybody seen to be ready, are you ready.

Mrs. Bingles Class Students: (off-screen) Yay.

Announcer: Well, let's bring on stage, The Wiggles.

Mrs. Bingles Class Students: Yay.

Greg: Hello, everybody. Hi. Hello. And welcome to the show today. It's great to see you all here. We're The Wiggles. I'm Greg.

Murray: I'm Murray.

Jeff: I'm Jeff.

Anthony: And I'm Anthony. Okay guys, get ready, we need your help. We need to dance and sing along with us. It's Wiggle Time.

Mrs. Bingles Class Students: Yay.

Anthony: Dorothy, would you like to have a dance with all of us?

Dorothy: Sure, I love to.

Anthony: That's great but hang on a second, because we've been asked everyone. Guys, would you like to have a, would you like to have a...

Mrs. Bingles Class Students: (whispering) Yes.

Anthony: Would you like to have a dance with Dorothy?

Mrs. Bingles Class Students: Yay.

Anthony: Let's all dance with Dorothy.

(Murray plays his Red Starry Guitar.)

Dorothy: Come on, everybody, let's dance.

Wiggles: (singing) Dorothy, Dorothy, would you like to dance with me?

Dorothy, Dorothy, would you like to dance with me?

Greg: First you take your hands

And you put them on your hips.

You sway from side to side

And let your backbone split.

Wiggles: Dorothy, Dorothy, would you like to dance with me?

Dorothy: This is fun.

Wiggles: Dorothy, Dorothy, would you like to dance with me?

Greg: Next, you turn your head

You turn it from side to side

Dorothy: Everybody dancing

Then you shake your hands.

It's really out of sight.

Wiggles: Dorothy, Dorothy, would you like to dance with me?

Dorothy: (giggles)

Wiggles: Dorothy, Dorothy, would you like to dance with me?

Dorothy: Keep dancing.

Wiggles: Dorothy, Dorothy, would you like to dance with me?

Dorothy, Dorothy, would you like to dance with me?

Dorothy: (giggles)

(The kids cheer and applaud.)

Greg: How about a big clap for Dorothy? Wasn't she great?

(Jeff sleepwalks.)

Anthony: That was great fun. You know how much Dorothy loves to dance.

Murray: Almost as much as she loves eating roses.

Dorothy: Oh, I love eating roses.

Greg: But not as much as Jeff likes sleeping. Look at this, everyone. (The girls giggle.) Jeffrey is always falling asleep. I guess we better wake him up. When I count to 3, let's all say "Wake up, Jeff!" and that will wake him up and jump up and down and do all sorts of silly things. It'll be really, really funny. So when I count to 3, let's say "Wake up Jeff". 1, 2, 3.

Wiggles and Kids: WAKE UP JEFF! Jeff: (waking up while flapping like a bird)

Anthony: Jeffrey, are you awake now?

Jeff: I'm awake now, Anthony.

Anthony: That's great. Thanks for waking up Jeff up, everyone. Thanks for waking Jeff up, thanks for waking Jeff up, thanks for waking Jeff up. Jeff, we need you.

Jeff: You do?

Anthony: (robot voice) We need you.

Jeff: (robot voice) You do?

Anthony: We need to show you how to dance to the next song. B-b-b-boom.

Jeff: OK, b-b-b-boom.

Anthony: Thanks, Jeffrey. What we need you to do is to show everybody...

Jeff: Everybody.

Anthony: Everyone.

Jeff: Everyone.

Anthony: How to point your fingers...

Jeff: Point my fingers.

Anthony: ...And do the twist.

Jeff: And do the twist.

Anthony: Cha-cha-cha.

Jeff: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Greg: La-la-la.

Murray: Ha-ha-ha. Hey, I know. Let's all point our fingers and we'll do the twist together. B-b-b-boom.

Greg: Alright, everybody, let's all get ready to point our fingers and we'll do the twist. Here we go.

(singing) Can you point your fingers and do the twist?

Anthony: Everybody's twisting, Greg.

Greg: Can you point your fingers and do the twist?

Anthony: We're all doing the twist.

Wiggles: Well, we're gonna go up, then go down

Get back up and turn around

Can you point your fingers and do the twist?

Anthony: What's next, Greg?

(Camera cuts outside from the concert. Wally rides his tricycle when he hears singing in the distance.)

Greg: (off-screen) Can you stand on one foot and shake your hands?

Murray: Oh boy, that's hard.

Greg: Can you stand on one foot and shake your hands?

'Murray: Shaky, shaky.

Wiggles: Well, we're gonna go up, then go down

Get back up and turn around

Can you stand on one foot and shake your hands?

(Wally takes off his bike helmet while getting off his bike and starts walking.)

Wally: (noticing his cape covering himself) WHOA! Who turned out the light?

Anthony: What's next, Greg? What's next?

Greg: Well, can you point your fingers and do the twist?

'Jeff: Pointy, pointy, pointy.

Greg: Can you point your fingers and do the twist?

Anthony: I'm doing the twist really fast, Greg

Wiggles: Now we're gonna go up, then go down

Get back up and turn around

Can you point your fingers and do the twist?

Greg: Give yourselves a big clap. You were great twisters, everyone. Well done. Well done. Well, that should keep you awake there, Jeff.

Jeff: Y-y-yeah.

Greg: But what about Dorothy? You must be tired for all that dancing.

Dorothy: I sure am.

Greg: Why don't you take a little rest, maybe munch on a few roses?

Dorothy: Oh, roses, yummy! I love eating roses. Maybe I'll just have a little nibble.

Greg: Alright. See you later, Dorothy.

Dorothy: (leaving the stage) Bye.

Wiggles and Kids: Bye.

Anthony: (to kids) OK, come in closer, everyone, so you can hear me. (The kids come in closer.) OK, can you keep a secret, everyone?

Kids: Yes.

Anthony: Well, today is Dorothy the Dinosaur's birthday. Yeah, and we're gonna give her a great big surprise party for her tonight. You're all invited to join in the fun but we must keep it a secret. Dorothy loves her surprise.

Dorothy: (off-screen) Yummy roses. Oh Wiggles, Wiggles.

(The Wiggles and the kids all gasp while spotting Dorothy coming.)

Anthony: (to kids) Oh, and remember, no word anyone. (closes lips)

(The other Wiggles and the kids zip their lips. Dorothy arrives back while holding her roses.)

Jeff: (unzipping lip) How is that, Dorothy?

Dorothy: Yummy for my tummy, yummy for my tummy, Jeff. I'm so happy today. Do you know what special day it is?

Murray: Oh, Tuesday.

Greg: Wednesday.

Dorothy: No, I meant...

Wiggles: Christmas day!

Jeff: Chinese new year.

(The Wiggles chat about what day it is.)

Dorothy: No. (leaves sadly away) They forgot my birthday.

Wiggles: Whew!

Anthony: That was close. Thanks, everyone. Poor Dorothy thinks we've forgotten her birthday. She'll get such a surprise tonight.

Greg: (holding magic vase) And talk about surprises, how about I perform a little magic? (removing hankie showing a vase of magic flowers. The other Wiggles and kids applaud.)

(Dorothy arrives to the buffet table where the party food is on it)

Dorothy: (putting her roses down) My birthday no one cares. Not even my best friends The Wiggles. (singing) It's a dinosaur birthday party. Everyone's forgotten me. (Groans and leaves)

(The camera pans from the buffet table to the brick wall where Wally is hiding in front.)

Greg: (off-screen) Well, if I'm gonna do some more magic, I'll need to get my special things. First of all, I'll need to get out my magic wand. Next, I'll need to get the Box of Mystery. Now this is a very special box given to me a long time ago by an old magician friend. I'll just go and get the Box of Mystery and then we can do some more magic.

Mrs. Bingles Class Students: (off-screen) Yay.

Greg: (off-screen) Well, there it is everybody. Yes, the box of Mystery.

Mrs. Bingles Class Students: (off-screen) Yay.

Wally: Obvious Box of Mystery routine! (climbing up to take a sneak peak at Greg performing the Box of Mystery)

Greg: If you can take a look inside, it's empty, totally empty. However, if I get out my magic wand and wave it over the top of the Box of Mystery just like that and say the magic word "Alakazam", you'll find something inside the Box of Mystery.

Wally: Oh, I can do that! (huffs)

Greg: Take a look at this. (showing yellow hankie while the kids gasp) Ooh, followed by a green hankie and an orange hankie and they keep coming and coming and coming! (Wally turns back to take a sneak peak again.) And now, I think I need my able assistant, Dorothy. Dorothy, are you there?

Dorothy: (arriving on stage) Yes, Greg.

Greg: Now Dorothy, I need you to take the magic wand for a moment... (giving magic wand to Dorothy)

Dorothy: Sure.

Greg: ...while I prepare for some more magic.

Mrs. Bingles' Class Students: Yay.

(Dorothy leaves with the magic wand while Greg continues talking.)

Wally: That wand has some pretty wonderful magic. It's just something I need to win that competition and the great Waldo's wand! Yes! I can see it now. (imagining himself in the magic competition while holding Waldo's wand prize) First, I'll be the toast of the Magic Club. Nobody will ever doubt the power of Wally the Great again. (Magazines about Wally the Great are shown.) And then, I'll be a popular lad around town, (A imaginable shot of Wally with rose in his mouth is shown.) one of the cities most attractive bachelors. I'll be at the best parties. (laughing, then hitting himself after imagining)

Dorothy: (arriving back at the buffet table while holding Greg's magic wand) Oh boy, I hope my day approved.

Meagan: (off-screen) Dorothy!

Dorothy: Yes, just a minute!

Meagan: (off-screen) Dorothy!

Dorothy: I'm coming! (puts wand down next to the cake and then walks over while greeting Meagan) Hi.

(Wally starts reaching the magic wand while bending over the wall.)

Meagan: Is it true that you love eating roses?

Dorothy: Of course. I love eating roses.

Meagan: (off-screen) Do you like the red ones the best?

Dorothy: (off-screen) I like red ones and yellow ones and pink ones, blue, orange ones and white ones.

(Wally has trouble reaching the wand until he grabs it with his cake all over his face. He looks at and smiles happily while laughing. He dances away while going back to his tricycle. Dorothy arrives back at the buffet table when she gasps.)

Dorothy: The magic wand! It's gone! Hey, stop!

Wally: (off-screen) I got the magic wand!

Dorothy: Hey, hey! What, what are, what are you doing?!? BRING GREG'S MAGIC WAND BACK!

Wally: (running to his tricycle while holding Greg's magic wand back) I made it, I made it, I made it! (laughing while wiping off face with paper towel) A most taste of success. (putting on helmet) Ah, Wally the Great, winner of the annual Magic Club competition, star, stage and screen. (getting on his tricycle)

Dorothy: (jumping off brick wall) Whee! (leaving rapidly)

Wally: One-side powerful, move this trike. Take it like a rocket, fly like a kite. (Dorothy runs over and rides on the back.) A-HA! (with Dorothy) WHEE!

Greg: (holding hankies) Um, Dorothy's got my magic wand. Oh, I know. I'll say some different magic words and hopefully, that will work. Um... Gobbly, Bobbly, Bippity, Boo. There were 7 hankies and now there are 2. (smacks forehead) Oh, Dorothy. Oh, I know. Um, Wimmie, Whammie, Shammy, Shoe....

(The Other Wiggles arrive back on stage.)

Mrs. Bingles' Class Students: Yay.

Anthony: Greg, perhaps you'd have a bit more luck with a song.

Greg: You might be right, Anthony. (throwing hankies down on stage and starts singing while the music for "Rock-a-Bye Your Bear" starts playing)

Everybody clap

Everybody sing la la la la la

Bow to your partner

Then you turn around

Hands in the air, rock a bye your bear

Bears now asleep

Sh sh sh

Bears now asleep

Sh sh sh

Everybody clap

Everybody sing la la la la la

Bow to your partner

Then you turn around

Hands in the air, rock a bye your bear

Bears now asleep

Sh sh sh

Bears now asleep

Sh sh sh

(Meagan arrives holding Wally's cape.)

Bears now asleep

Sh sh sh

Bears now asleep

Sh sh sh

(The kids applaud after the Wiggles sing "Rock-a-Bye Your Bear". Mrs. Bingles come up on stage.)

Mrs. Bingles: (giving handshakes) Oh Wiggles, what a wonderful, wonderful show, even though not all Greg's magic tricks seem to work. And where's lovely Dorothy? All the children would like to applaud their favorite dinosaur.

Anthony: How about a big clap for Dorothy the Dinosaur? (applauding with the others but stops)

Greg: Oh, she sure seems to be somewhere.

Murray: Dorothy! Dorothy!

Meagan: I know where Dorothy is. I saw her chasing a strange fellow who seems to carrying your magic wand. He lost this. (gives cape to Murray) I took the liberty of retrieving it. It seems to identifying the magic wonder as "Wally the Great".

Murray: Hmm, very interesting. Let's have a think about this, Wiggles. (Everybody thinks about something and then they stop) Find Wally...

Jeff, Anthony and Greg: Mm-hmm.

Murray: ...and find Dorothy.

(Mrs. Bingles' students applaud.)

Mrs. Bingles: I hope Dorothy will be alright.

Greg: Don't worry, Mrs. Bingles. (showing Wally's cape to the others to see) I know this Wally the Great. Um, he's a funny fellow but he means well.

Jeff: Maybe Dorothy has already got the wand back and he's on her way home.

(Murray takes Wally's cape and puts it down along with his Red Starry Guitar.)

Greg: Oh, perhaps, Jeff. The wand doesn't really matter. I got another 67 of them. What's most important is Dorothy's being safe and sound and remember it's her birthday. And we've got to get her at the surprise party at the circus tent tonight.

Anthony: Come on, Wiggles, we've got a dinosaur to find! Mrs. Bingles, perhaps you and the children could begin to make some preparations for tonight's party.

Mrs. Bingles: That would be a pleasure, wouldn't it, children?

Mrs. Bingles Class Students: Yes.

Anthony: Maybe you can make some gifts and wrap them and make a little food, some fruit salad, hot potatoes, cold spaghetti, mashed banana. Oh, food food, I love food.

Meagan: (clearing throat) By my calculations, Dorothy has been gone to proximately 7.2 minutes. (The Wiggles calculate with their hands.) So if she's traveling 30 kilometers an hour, the average speed for a dinosaur in a hurry. She's now 4.16 kilometers away and the gap is underneath as we speed.

Wiggles: HUH?!? HUH?!? HUH?!? HUH?!?

Jeff: I think what she means is if we want to find Dorothy in time for tonight's surprise party.

Meagan: Precisely.

Anthony: Come on, Wiggles. Maybe Captain Feathersword or Wags the Dog or Henry the Octopus have seen Dorothy. She always visits them on her birthday.

Murray: We better hurry. We don't want them to spoil the surprise party tonight.

Anthony: Come on, Wiggles, it's off to the Big Red Car! Zee ya, Mrs. Bingles.

Mrs Bingles and Class Students: Zee ya.

Greg: Zee ya.

Jeff: Zee ya.

Murray: Zee ya.

(The Wiggles chat together while leaving the school and they get in the Big Red Car while putting on their seat-belts. Greg drives the Big Red Car and the Wiggles are on their way. Wally has trouble riding his tricycle because of Dorothy sitting on it.)

Wally: Everyone would think I'd be carrying a gorilla on a hill.

Dorothy: I'm a dinosaur.

Wally: Dinosaur, gorilla, what's the difference?

Dorothy: Ah, that 200 KLMs and 200 million years.

(Wally screams when his tricycle with Dorothy on it goes out of control and they both crash together into a haystack. The Wiggles are in the Big Red Car driving down the road while the music for "Quack, Quack" starts playing.)

Greg: (singing) Doo, dooby-doo, dooby-doo

Doo, doo, doo, dooby-doo

Doo, dooby-doo, dooby-doo

Doo, doo, doo, dooby-doo

Doo, dooby-doo, scooby-doo-wa.

Anthony: Let's all quack together.

Wiggles: (singing) Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack

Cock-a-doodle-doo

Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack

Cock-a-doodle-doo

Quack, quack, quack a-doodly doo.

Anthony: Hey, I got one, guys. (blubbering) How about you, Murray?

Murray: (laughing to the song) What's Jeff up to?

Jeff: (snoring)

Wiggles: (singing) Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack

Cock-a-doodle-doo

Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack

Cock-a-doodle-doo

Quack, quack, quack a-doodly doo.

(The Wiggles pass through a Wiggle Rainbow and into the countryside.)

Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack

Cock-a-doodle-doo

Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack

Cock-a-doodle-doo

Quack, quack, quack a-doodly doo.

Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack

Cock-a-doodle-doo

Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack

Cock-a-doodle-doo

Quack, quack, quack a-doodly doo.

Wally: So you're a dinosaur from the school.

Dorothy: That's right. Dorothy the Dinosaur, that's me. And you stole Greg's magic wand. You shouldn't steal things.

Wally: I, I, I wasn't. I was just borrowing it.

Dorothy: Well, it's not yours. You'll have to bring it back to me so I can return it. Please give it to me.

Wally: I'm just borrowing it. I promised I'll return it after I win the Magic Club. (Dorothy grabs the magic wand from him.) Give it to me! GIVE IT TO ME!

(Dorothy and Wally breaks the magic wand in half and Wally falls down in a haystack while holding half of it.)

Dorothy: (sadly) Oh no!

Wally: (crossly) NOW LOOK WHAT'S YOU'VE DONE! IT'S BROKEN!

Dorothy: Oh, this has been the most miserable birthday!

Wally: What am I gonna use to win the competition?!?

Dorothy: (crying) I'm 5 dinosaur years old today and no has remembered, not even my friends, the Wiggles. And now I got a broken Greg's magic wand.

Wally: (crying) I'm ruined, ruined!

Dorothy: Now I'm gonna have to spend the rest of my birthday getting fixed.

Wally: (standing up from haystack) You can get fixed?

Dorothy: Well, I...

Wally: Can you? Please, please, please, please, please?

Dorothy: Well, maybe Captain Feathersword, Wags the Dog or Henry the Octopus could fix it but even if they can, the wand's not yours.

Wally: Yes, but, but I just....

Dorothy: When Greg always says a wand alone can't produce magic. Magicians can only perform tricks if they're really want to entertain people.

Wally: Yes, but, but this wand is different. You see, this wand (Dorothy shows half of the wand to him.) is gonna help you win the Magic Club competition. I'll show them all. Please, please, you've gotta help me get it fixed!

Dorothy: Well...

Wally: You're gonna help me and I promise I'll give it back to Greg. Dorothy, you can't hurt to go and see your other friends, you know. Hey, maybe they'll remember your birthday.

Dorothy: (excitedly) Oh, yes! I always visit Captain Feathersword, Wags the Dog and Henry the Octopus on my birthday!

Wally: Come on, then, how about it! They fix the wand, wish you a happy birthday and be real happy.

Dorothy: Well... alright.

(Dorothy and Wally leave the countryside. The Wiggles arrive at Sandlot while in the Big Red Car.)

Greg: (to camera) Are you sure Henry the Octopus lived around here? Is Jeff asleep again? (spotting Jeff falling asleep who is holding a map) Oh no! Jeff is always falling asleep. I guess we better wake him up. When I count to 3, let's all say "Wake up, Jeff". 1, 2, 3. (with Anthony and Murray) WAKE UP JEFF!

(Jeff wakes up and blubbers while the Big Red Car toots its horn. The Wiggles get out from the Big Red Car and enter the Sandlot.)

Murray: Excuse me, Mr. Lifesaver, we were wondering if Henry the Octopus was home. Life-Saver: (on megaphone) You have to swim between the floods at all time. Do not, I repeat "do not", swim at the eastern end of the pool. Keep eye contact with your fellow swimmers.

The Wiggles: HUH, HUH, HUH, HUH?!?

(The Wiggles enter the bathroom and come out with their flippers and masks while the music starts playing.)

Greg: (singing) Rocking and a-rolling by the seaside

Everybody's having such a good time

Everybody come along with me

We're gonna take a trip down beneath the sea

(The Wiggles dive into the swimming pool.)

Everybody's singing, everybody's dancing

Murray and Jeff: Everybody's wiggling

Anthony: In the rocking and a rolling sea

Greg: Underneath the water, we can play

Swimming and diving in the octopus way

Everybody come along with me

We're gonna take a trip down beneath the sea

Everybody's singing, everybody's dancing

Murray and Jeff: Everybody's wiggling

Anthony: In the rocking and a rolling sea

(Instrumental break)

Greg: Everybody's singing, everybody's dancing

Murray and Jeff: Everybody's wiggling

Anthony: In the rocking and a rolling sea

(Henry is sitting on coral at his place when the Wiggles land.)

Henry: Hi-yyyyyyyyy-iiiii, Wiggles, what brings youuuuuuuuu here?

Anthony: Henry, it's about Dorothy. We thought she might have paid (with other Wiggles) you (himself) a visit.

Henry: No, I haven't seen her. I've been rehearsing with the underwater big band. They're over there.

Wiggles: Where?

Henry: Over there?

Wiggles: Where?

Henry: Over there?

Wiggles: Oh! Hi, guys.

The Underwater Big Band: Yo, Wiggles, what's happening? Long time, no see.

Wiggles: Well, hear the wave, then.

(The wave splashes the underwater big band.)

Jacques: Hey boss, the boys and the girls with their kind of restless. They want to get this rehearsal finished so they can get back and relax and you know how it is, boss. Some of us have got family we want to beat on.

Anthony: Henry, maybe you can go through a few numbers and we can join in.

Henry: All right, you got it. Okay, band, let's go.

Fishettes: (singing) Boom, boom

Greg: That's the sound of a band

Fishettes: Boom, boom

Greg: They're the best in the land

Fishettes: Boom, boom

Greg: Come on and give them a hand

(with Fishettes) Henry's underwater big band.

Fishettes: Boom, boom

Greg: That's the sound of a drum

Fishettes: Boom, boom

Greg: Hear the bass hum

Fishettes: Boom, boom

Greg: Everybody comes

(with Fishettes) To Henry's underwater big band.

You can hear a catfish playing his guitar.

(Catfish plays guitar.)

You can hear Henry's underwater big band sound.

Henry: Wonderful player.

Fishettes: Henry

Greg: Well, he's an octopus

Fishettes: Henry

Greg: His band is sounding so good

Fishettes: Henry

Greg: You'll soon be tapping your foot

(with Fishettes) To Henry's underwater big band.

(Jacques the Shark plays saxophone.)

Henry: Ooh, I love that guitar playing. I'm having a wonderful time.

Fishettes: Boom, boom

Greg: That's the sound of a band

Fishettes: Boom, boom

Greg: They're the best in the land

Fishettes: Boom, boom

Greg: Come on and give them a hand

(with Fishettes) Henry's underwater big band.

Henry's underwater big band.

Henry's underwater big band.

(The Wiggles' hats are on the swimming pool.)

Lifesaver: (on megaphone)The tide is low. Between the flags is the way to go.

Jeff: (jumping out from swimming pool while getting changed)

Anthony: (jumping out from swimming pool while getting changed)

Murray: (jumping out from swimming pool while getting changed)

Greg: (jumping out from swimming pool while getting changed)Whoa! Yeah, that was fun.

Lifesaver: Huh?!?

(The Wiggles come out from the bathroom and leave the Sandlot while getting in the Big Red Car.)

Anthony: Guys, we still don't know where Dorothy is.

Jeff: (to camera) Do you know where Dorothy is?

Murray: She should have gone to Captain Feathersword's or Wags the Dog's       house.

Greg: Don't worry. We'll find our favorite dinosaur. Let's go to Wags' house.

Anthony, Murray and Jeff: Oh yeah! Whoa!

(The Wiggles leave Sandlot while in the Big Red Car. 'Mrs. Bingles and her class students dance along while making preparations and food for Dorothy's surprise party. Later, Mrs. Bingles is on telephone while dialing Cecil's number.)

Mrs. Bingles: Hello, Cecil. I'm ringing to ask if you can organize a magician to intend a special celebration at the circus tent tonight.

Cecil: (on telephone) Your wish will be my pleasure, Rosemary. We are having our annual magic competition tonight and the winner can perform at your celebration.

Mrs. Bingles: Oh thank you, that's wonderful. It commences at 6 PM and you're also invited. Now you'll have to excuse me, I need to get a wiggle on as I'm preparing the food and decorations with the children.

Cecil: Certainly and I'll look forward to see you tonight.

Mrs. Bingles: Bye. (hanging up telephone while Cecil hangs up telephone)

(The postman is at Wags' World when suddenly he hears Wags barking while putting mail in the mailbox.)

Wiggles: (off-screen) Where are you going, Wags?

(The postman runs off and Wags chases after him. The Wiggles are in Wags World.)

Jeff: Come on, Wiggles, let's follow Wags.

(Anthony, Greg and Murray follow Jeff while they come out from Wags World.)

Jeff: Where's Wags?

Anthony: I don't know, Jeff, but he went woofing...

Wiggles: (pointing) That way!

(Wags runs back while holding postman's bag and wearing hat.)

Murray: Wags, Wags. (barking)

(Wags gives bag back to the postman. The Wiggles each wear a postman's hat while making sound effects but the postman take his hat back. Wags barks and the postman runs away.)

Anthony: Come on, Wiggles.

Wiggles: To the Big Red Car!

(Anthony, Greg and Jeff get in the Big Red Car.)

Murray: Wags, it's a shame you don't know where Dorothy is but if you see her, not a word about the party. Bye, Wags. (getting in the Big Red Car)

Anthony, Greg and Jeff: Bye, Wags. Bye-bye

(The Wiggles leave in the Big Red Car and Wags goes inside Wags World. Dorothy and Wally park with Wally's tricycle in front of Wags World.)

Dorothy: This is my friend Wags lives. (getting off tricycle) He's pretty good with sticks and things so maybe he can fix the wand.

Wally: (taking off his helmet) Great, great, great, great. (chuckles)

Dorothy: I always visit Wags the Dog on my birthday, too. He's bound to remember.

Wally: I'm sure of it.

(Dorothy and Wally enter Wags World and the Wagettes, Skally, Cartwhelle and Fluffy are sleeping.)

Dorothy: (opening door) Wags.

(The Wagettes wake up.)

Wally: Mr. Dog.

Wags: (barking)

Dorothy: Hi, Wags. Hi.

The Wagettes: (barking)

Dorothy: This is my friend, Wally.

Wags: (barking)

Wally: Do you think I have that my glass?

Dorothy: I came to see you today, Wags, because well, you know what day it is, don't you?

Wally: We never mind about that. Um, dog, I mean, Wags, we have a slight problem with the magic wand. We thought you might be able to help us.

Dorothy: We've had an accident with Greg's magic wand and it has to be fixed.

(Wags holds two pieces of the wand while barking. He puts on his goggles and fixes the wand and Wally watches. Wags takes off his goggles and holds the fixed wand and gives it to Wally.)

Dorothy: Thanks, Wags. Greg will be so pleased.

Wally: (looking at fixed wand) HUH?!?

(Skally grabs the wand with Cartwhelle and Fluffy. Wags, Dorothy and Wally  chase after them.)

Wally: You got my wand!

Dorothy: Get the wand back! What are you doing?

Wally: Come back here! (to Dorothy and Wags) Leave this to me. I'll use my great powers of hypnotism to get my wand back. (to Wagettes) Look into my eyes. You are getting sleepy, sleepy. You see, my magical powers are working.

(Wally points to a direction and grabs the magic wand but knocks it over and notices that it's broken into pieces.

Wally: No! (holding pieces while becoming sad) Now look what you've done! I've gotta fix my wand!

Dorothy: Don't worry, Wally! Wags, why don't you and the Wagettes show us your new dance? Wally, sit down and your enjoy yourself.

(Wags go in front while the lights turn off minus spotlight.)

Announcer: And now, please welcome Wags and the Wagettes.

(Dorothy and Wally sit down while watching the show.)

Wags: Woof, Woof, Woof,

Waggettes: Woof woof woof 2x Wags: Woof Woof Woof

Wagettes: Woof woof woof 2x Wags: Woof Woof, Woof

Waggettes: Woof, woof, woof

Wags: Ar, arrr

Waggettes: Ar arrr

Wags: Ar ar

Waggettes: Ar, Ar, Ar,

Wags: Woof Woof Woof

Waggettes: Woof woof woof 2x Wags: Woof Woof Woof

Wags and Waggettes: Arooooooo

(Tap Dance)

Wags: Woof, Woof, Woof, Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooof! Ar ar.

(The crowd cheer and applaud as the lights turn on. Wags throws his tap hat to Wally and Dorothy claps.)

Dorothy: Thanks, guys. That was excellent. But we better be going so we'll see you later. Bye. Bye. (leaving Wags World)

Wags and the Wagettes: (barking goodbye)

Wally: Bye, everyone.

(Dorothy and Wally come out while going to Wally's tricycle.)

Dorothy: (sighs)That was fun but not even my good friend Wags remembered my birthday. And I don't think you've got much chance for getting that wand fixed again.

Wally: But we have to. Look, what about your other friends?

Dorothy: Captain Feathersword. Well, he might remember my birthday.

Wally: And maybe he could have fixed the wand.

Dorothy: I don't think...

Wally: Aw, come on, Dorothy, (getting off tricycle) let's go see Captain Feathersword. (putting on helmet) Maybe he'll remember your birthday. I have got to get this wand fixed. (riding off with Dorothy)

(Meanwhile, the Wiggles rode the Big Red Car and stopped)

Luigi: (off-screen) Icy cream! Gelati icy cream!

Greg: She could be down there, guys.

Jeff: I can't see anybody.

Murray: No, she's not down there, no.

Anthony: Let's go find Dorothy.

Wiggles: Come on!

(The Wiggles drive off and Luigi the Gelati Vendor walks on the street while holding ice cream stand.)

Luigi: Icy cream! Gelati icy cream! All the color, all the color!

Prego: (running with 3 girls) Stop, Luigi, stop!

Luigi: Prego? (puts Gelati stand down)

Prego: Can we have four rainbow specials, please?

Luigi: Cherto.

(Dorothy and Wally arrive at Wiggletown on tricycle.)

Prego: Hey look, it's Dorothy the Dinosaur.

Dorothy: Hi, everybody.

Kids: Hi, Dorothy.

Dorothy: Good to see you.

Luigi: (off-screen) Hey children, don't forget your ice cream!

(Prego and the girls leave to get their ice cream.)

Wally: Thanks, but we really must be moving on. And where did you say Captain Feathersword was?

Dorothy: Not far from here.

Officer Beaples: (blowing whistle while chasing rose robber who is holding a basket of roses) STOP, THIEF, STOP! STOOOOOPPP! STOP, YOU SCANDAL! (Rose robber knocks over from Dorothy's tail and falls down.) STOP, THIEF!

Dorothy: (holding piece) Roses!

Officer Beaples: (holding rose robber) Thank you, miss. You stopped the rose robber.

Rose Robber: I was framed! I was framed!

Officer Beaples: I'll put you in a pitcher. You were caught fair and square.

Wally: Hey! A swing on the tail puts the robber in jail. (laughing) A swing.

Dorothy: Listen!

Alfonso Tiramisu: (opera singing in the Dance Academy)

(A woman comes out from the Dance Academy and swings around.)

Dorothy: Wally, quick and come on! I bet it's the Wiggles! (grabbing Wally's hand) Come on, I'll give them all such a surprise! Bye, everyone! Come on, Wally, quickly!

(Dorothy and Wally enter the Dance Academy. Ballerina Holly McGlinchy with a dancer Cameron Lewis.)

Alfonso Tiramisu: (opera singing) Ballerina, Ballerina

Iggy, Ziggy & Frank: Rina

Alfonso Tiramisu: Ballerina, Ballerina

Iggy, Ziggy & Frank: Rina

Alfonso Tiramisu: Pirouette, temps le ve, Pas de chat

Et Fouette, Et Foutette

(Dorothy and Wally arrive.)

Dorothy: Oh, dancing! Wally, come on.

Alfonso Tiramisu: See the dancing ballerina

(Dorothy and Wally dance with the ballerina and male dancer.)

Iggy, Ziggy & Frank: Rina

Alfonso Tiramisu: See the dancing ballerina

Iggy, Ziggy & Frank: Rina

(The ballerina hits Wally.)

Alfonso Tiramisu: Soubre, sauts, et Aventre chat, Allegro,

Allegro, Allegro

(The male dancer crashes.)

Pirouette, temps le ve, Pas de chat

(Dorothy and the male dancer dance and the male dancer hit Wally.)

Et Fouette

(The ballerina and male dancer do their "Et Foutette" when the ballerina disappears.)

Dorothy: (gasps)

Wally: Huh? Hmm.

Iggy, Ziggy & Frank: (screaming)

(Dorothy catches the ballerina.)

Alfonso Tiramisu: Et Foutette

(Dorothy, ballerina and male dancer finish their dance. Wally arrives holding green leaves but has his pants down with his underwear shown. The ballerina and the male dancer leave.)

Dorothy: Oh thank you, Wally. I love to sing and dance. Thank you.

Wally: (putting his pants back up) Come on, Dorothy, we better go on and see Captain Feathersword. Bye, everybody. (leaving with Dorothy but his pants fall down again) Bye.

Greg: (mooing like cow while holding map) So where to now, Jeff?

Jeff: (tweeting like bird) That way.

Anthony: (quacking like duck) No, that way.

Murray: (quacking like duck) Hey guys, I think we're lost!

Wiggles: WHOA!

Anthony: Guys, let's go find out where we are.

(Murray puts the map down. The Wiggles get out from the Big Red Car and they see a sign that reads "Brrrrrr Street")

Anthony: Look! "Brrrrrr Street". I wonder why they called it "Brrrrrr Street"?

Greg, Jeff and Murray: Brrrrrr! Don't know.

(The Wiggles enter "Brrrrrr Street" and it's snowing. They try to go through, but the wind blows them off back in front of the Big Red Car)

Anthony: (rubbing his arms) So that's why they called it "Brrrrrr Street".

Greg: (rubbing his arms) I don't think this is the way. I think we better head back to Wigglehouse at least we know how to we get there.

Jeff: (rubbing his arms) I'm getting worried we wont find Dorothy in time for tonight's surprise party.

Anthony: ME Two.

Murray: ME Three.

Greg: ME Four but i think we better head back to the Wigglehouse. Who knows? Dorothy might have gone there.

Jeff: And it's warm there.

Murray: We need to find you to keep for lookout for Dorothy, OK?

Captain Feathersword: (spotting Dorothy coming) Oh, quick! Hide the cake! It's Dorothy! (to young pirate boy who is holding cake) Oh no, hide here. (grabs cake and hides inside the dock house.)

Dorothy: This is the best idea, Wally. Captain Feathersword never, ever, ever, ever, ever forgets my birthday.

Wally: Yes, yes, and don't forget to ask him about the magic wand.

Dorothy: Hi, Captain Feathersword.

Captain Feathersword: Dorothy, what a surprise party. I mean, what a surprise to see you today.

Dorothy: Um, this is Wally. He's a magician.

(Wally tries giving handshakes to Captain but his hand keeps going up and down.)

Captain Feathersword: Well anyway, lovely to see on this fine occasion.

Dorothy: Really? What occasion do you mean?

Captain: Happy... (foghorn) ...Happy days. Happy days.

Wally: Happy days.

Dorothy: Are you all right, Captain?

Captain Feathersword: It wouldn't be all right for such a special day.

Dorothy: A special day! What day would that be, Captain?

Captain Feathersword: Oh, it's the, um, the last day before, before... (groaning in stretchy voice)

Dorothy: Captain, your crew.

Captain Feathersword: Whoa! Oh! Oh, me hearties. Whoo! Well, now indeed. Well, if you got that much energy, you can show Dorothy the Dinosaur our new pirate dance.

Pirates: A pirate dance!

Captain Feathersword: Let's all do a pirate dance!

(Captain Feathersword and crew dance while the music starts playing.)

Greg: (singing off-screen) Who's the pirate with a feather for a sword?

Ooh, it's Captain Feathersword.

Who's the pirate with a feather in its hat?

Ooh, it's Captain Feathersword.

He tickles you, he tickles me,

He tickles everything that moves and everything he sees.

You know he is the leader of the pirate seas.

Ooh, it's Captain Feathersword.

Ooh, it's Captain Feathersword.

He can cook a birthday cake for a party you see.

Ooh, it's Captain Feathersword.

And he will show you how to do a groovy pirate dance.

Ooh, it's Captain Feathersword.

He'll tickle you, he tickle me,

He'll tickle everything that moves and everything he sees.

You know he is the leader of the pirate seas.

Ooh, it's Captain Feathersword.

Ooh, it's Captain Feathersword.

(Instrumental break)

Ooh, it's Captain Feather, ooh, it's Captain Feather,

Ooh, it's Captain Feathersword.

Ooh, it's Captain Feather, ooh, it's Captain Feather,

Ooh, it's Captain Feathersword.

Ooh, it's Captain Feather, ooh, it's Captain Feather,

Ooh, it's Captain Feathersword.

Ooh, it's Captain Feather, ooh, it's Captain Feather,

Ooh, it's Captain Feathersword.

Ooh, it's Captain Feather, ooh, it's Captain Feather,

Ooh, it's Captain Feathersword.

Ooh, it's Captain Feather, ooh, it's Captain Feather,

Ooh, it's Captain Feathersword.

Ooh, it's Captain Feather, ooh, it's Captain Feather,

Ooh, it's Captain Feathersword.

Ooh, it's Captain Feather, ooh, it's Captain Feather,

Ooh, it's Captain Feathersword.

(The Wiggles arrive at Wigglehouse)

Wiggles: (singing) Say hello, Big Red Car. (They get out of the Big Red Car and go up on piano steps)

Door: Who goes there?

Murray: It's us, Door, the Wiggles. We live here.

Door: Yes, right, but I'm a fire engine. You're not going anywhere until you prove who you are.

Jeff: Door, if you don't believe us, give us (with the others) the test.

Door: All right, let's say how good you are. What's Anthony's favorite food?

Wiggles: (singing) Fruit salad, yummy yummy

Door: Hmm, lucky. Okay, what's Jeff's favorite sport?

Wiggles: Sleeping.

Door: What's 693,00, 704 p.8 divided by 6.03?

Wiggles: 110,00, 118.73.

Door: Are you sure?

Wiggles: Yes.

Door: Oh. Well, what's the password?

Wiggles: Silly pants!

(The objects on Wigglehouse move up, down and around such as the chicken vane and Wigglehouse pops up.)

Door: All right, you can in, then. Looks like I've fallen into piece.

Murray: Come on, guys, check your rooms. Dorothy might be in there.

(The Wiggles go to their respective bedrooms, closing the door behind them.)

Jeff: (comes out wearing a red shirt) Nope, no Dorothy.

Greg: (comes out wearing a blue shirt) Nope, not in there.

Anthony: (comes out wearing a purple shirt) No sign of the birthday girl.

(Murray comes out wearing a yellow shirt and shrugs. Then he looks down.)

Murray: AH! (jumps and rushes back to the room)

Anthony: AH! (jumps and rushes back to the room)

Greg: AH! (jumps and rushes back to the room)

Jeff: AH! (jumps and rushes back to the room)

(The Wiggles each come out of a different room but have the right shirts on.)

Anthony: It's time for an apple. (pulling cord and catching apple while eating it)

Jeff: This surprise party is a sil (blubbering) ly idea. Now Dorothy thinks we don't care about her birthday.

Anthony: Maybe we should forget the whole thing, chaps.

Murray: Come on, guys, don't be down.. (Greg, Anthony and Jeff smile.) You know how we celebrate Dorothy's birthday. She knows we never forget. Hey, remember when we celebrated her first birthday all those dinosaur years ago?

(Flashback of the Wiggles and Dorothy when they were young are shown.)

Baby Dorothy: Oh, yummy yummy roses, roses.

Young Murray: Little Dorothy, happy birthday from your friends (with others) the Wiggles!

Young Greg: Every dinosaur year, we'll give you lovely roses and sing songs for you.

Young Jeff: And that's our promise.

Young Anthony: Yeah, come on! Let's rock this place!

Young Greg: (singing) Hot Potato, Hot Potato

Hot Potato, Hot Potato

Hot Potato, Hot Potato, Potato

Potato, Potato, Potato

Cold Spaghetti, Cold Spaghetti (cold spaghetti, cold spaghetti)

Cold Spaghetti, Cold Spaghetti (cold spaghetti, cold spaghetti)

Cold Spaghetti, Cold Spaghetti (spaghetti) Spaghetti (spaghetti)

Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti

(Whoo wiggly-wiggly-wiggly Whoo wiggly-wiggly-wiggly) (Gimme that, Gimme that, Gimme that food!)

(Whoo wiggly-wiggly-wiggly Whoo wiggly-wiggly-wiggly) (Gimme that, Gimme that, Gimme that food!)

Mashed Banana, Mashed Banana (mashed banana, mashed banana)

Mashed Banana, Mashed Banana (mashed banana, mashed banana)

Mashed Banana, Mashed Banana (banana) Banana (banana)

Banana, Banana, Banana

(Whoo wiggly-wiggly-wiggly Whoo wiggly-wiggly-wiggly) (Gimme that, Gimme that, Gimme that food!)

(Whoo wiggly-wiggly-wiggly Whoo wiggly-wiggly-wiggly) (Gimme that, Gimme that, Gimme that food!)

Young Greg: Hot Potato, Hot Potato (Hot Potato, Hot Potato)

Hot Potato, Hot Potato (Hot Potato, Hot Potato)

Hot Potato, Hot Potato, (Potato) Potato (Potato)

Potato, Potato, Potato Young Wiggles: Whoo!

(Camera clicks while cuts to Murray holding a picture of the Wiggles and Dorothy in present.)

Jeff: She sure was cute.

Greg: I promised that every year, we'd celebrate her birthday and tonight's celebration is gonna be a big one. Yeah, yeah, yeah?

Other Wiggles: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Murray: Hey, guys, let's do Dorothy's dance, the Romp Bomp a Stomp.

Jeff: I'll just need a little sleep.

Anthony: OK, Jeff. Come on, everyone, let's rock this place!

(Anthony, Greg and Murray start dancing while Jeff sits on the Purple Armchair to sleep.)

Greg: (singing) Well, you push your arms up in the air from side to side

Then the next thing we do is sing Romp Bomp A Stomp (Romp-Bomp-A-Chomp)

Then you stamp your feet and we're doing the Romp Bomp A Stomp

Romp Bomp A Chomp (Romp Bomp A Stomp)

Romp Bomp A Stomp (Romp Bomp A Chomp)

Romp Bomp A Chomp (Romp Bomp A Stomp)

Romp Bomp A Stomp (Romp Bomp A Chomp)

Well, it's Dorothy's dance and we're doing the

Romp Bomp A Stomp

(The clock moves its eyes.)

Well, you push your arms up in the air from side to side

Then the next thing we do is sing Romp Bomp A Stomp (Romp-Bomp-A-Chomp)

Then you stamp your feet and we're doing the

Romp Bomp A Stomp

Romp Bomp A Chomp (Romp Bomp A Stomp)

Romp Bomp A Stomp (Romp Bomp A Chomp)

Romp Bomp A Chomp (Romp Bomp A Stomp)

Romp Bomp A Stomp (Romp Bomp A Chomp)

Yes, it's Dorothy's dance and we're doing the

Romp Bomp A Stomp

(phone rings)

Anthony: That would be Dorothy right now! (runs to the phone) Hello. You don't say! You don't say! Bye!

Murray and Greg: Who was it?

Anthony: It was Dorothy.

Greg: Come on, Wiggles! Let's get this show on the road. (Greg and Anthony leave. Murray spotted Jeff still sleeping on his Purple Armchair)

Murray: (sighs) Jeff's asleep again. I wonder what he's dreaming about? (flashback to Jeff dressed up into a cow)

Jeff: (singing) I eat grass and I moo all day. I'm a cow. Moo! I'm a cow. Moo! I eat green grass and I give white milk. I'm a cow. Moo! I'm a cow. Moo! Moo! Moo! Moo! Moo! Moo! Moo! Moo! Moo! Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Murray: Moo? I better wake him up. (rings the alarm clock)

Jeff: BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

(Later at Captain Feathersword's, Captain Feathersword, pirates, Wally and Dorothy dance to Nya Nya Nya)

Captain: Oh, me hearties! I hope it's going to be a fantastic night for Dorothy's suprise party. Wally, what time does registration closes?

Wally: It closes at 6PM.