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This is the transcript for A Hair Disaster!.

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(The episode starts with an opening sequence when Lachy is opening the Wigglehouse door, while greetings to the viewers.)

Emma: Hi. I'm Lachy, and welcome to Wigglehouse. Today's a very colourful kind of day. I'm in the colour purple, so let's Ready, Steady, Wiggle!

(Opening camera transition to the song: Ready, Steady, Wiggle! A scene where The Wiggles & their friends are getting ready to wiggle this song. At the end, Patrick Munoz rides his little Big Red Car toy.)

Wiggles: (singing) Ready, steady, wiggle!

Lachy: (singing) Emma, Lachy, Simon, and Anthony too!

Wiggles: (singing) Ready, steady, wiggle!

Emma: (singing) You can jump like a kangaroo!

Wiggles: (singing) Ready, steady, wiggle!

Simon: (singing) Dorothy, Wags, and Henry too!

Wiggles: (singing) Ready, steady, wiggle!

and Captain Feathersword, woo-hoo!

(Emma: (singing) Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, woo!)

(Shot transition to Lachy showing Anthony his magic hair wand to make an Elvis hair.)

Anthony: (He's imitate to Elvis Presley.) Hey, Lachy, you know I love Elvis. Are you great with inventions? Can you invent me some Elvis hair? Uh-huh!

Lachy: Well, Anthony, lucky for you, I have my brand new hair-Elvis restorer. Three swishes round your head, and you'll have beautiful Elvis hair like you once had.

Anthony: OK, try it.

Lachy: Ready? (He spins a magic hair wand three times, to make Anthony's Elvis' hair.) 1, 2, 3. Elvis!

Anthony: Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh. Did it work?

Lachy: No.

Anthony: Ohhhh. (He leaves, until he's gonna transform his hair.)

Lachy: Just give it a few minutes, Anthony, and you'll look like Elvis.

Anthony: (He arrives back with an Elvis hair.) Hey, Lachy! I think it'll work, man. Ooh, yeah!

Lachy: Oh, no! (He scared, while leaving.)

Anthony: (He chuckles.) What's wrong with that little hound dog?

Paul Field: (offscreen, until the trivia appears on the screen.) Will Anthony's hair return to the way it was? Will Lachy ever make an invention that works? I kinda think it suits you Anthony!

(4 coloured rectangles flipping transition to the song: Brush Your Pet's Hair. A scene where Lachy & Emma are singing a song about brushing our pet's hair, while Simon gives Wags a brush on his head.)

Emma: Hair disaster. We need to brush the pet's hair!

Lachy & Emma: (singing) Brush (Brush)

Brush (brush)

Gotta get a brush and brush your pet's hair

If you've got a pet it's looking kind of scruffy

Maybe it's in disguise and go on being really fluffy

Say no (No) Say whoa (Whoa)

You gotta get a brush and brush your pet's hair

Lachy & Emma: (singing) It's not fair, fair, fair, fair

Take some care, care, care, care

Brush with flare, flare, flare, flare

You gotta get a brush and brush your pet's hair

You've walked your pet in the sun in the park

Now you're home and you've noticed in the dark

You pet is sitting down and looking kind of scruffy

And you definetly know that it's not being fluffy

It's not fair, fair, fair, fair

Take some care, care, care, care

Brush with flare, flare, flare, flare

You gotta get a brush and brush your pet's hair

You gotta get a brush and brush your pet's hair

You gotta get a brush and brush your pet's hair

No fleas.

(9 rectangles covered the screen, until the logo pops up transition to Anthony & Dorothy talking about the letter of the day. It was the letter "T".)

Dorothy: "T", or "tah", is for "tomato".

Anthony: "T" is for "tomatoes"! (He's eating some tomato slices.)

Dorothy: (She gasps.) Anthony ate the tomato!

Anthony: And the tomato was terrific! (He laughs.)

Dorothy: (She giggles.) Oh, Anthony!

(4 coloured rectangles sliding transition to the Wigglehouse. While they're singing "In the Wigglehouse." Then, shot cuts to Lachy trying to fix the hair wand. So Emma & Simon could help to change their hair.)

Emma: Lachy, I heard you have a new hair invention to change your hair. I was just wondering I could have a short red bob with a pink bow.

Lachy: OK, Emma. Let me give it a try. (He spins a magic hair wand to make Emma's bob hair.) Bob, bob, bob, bob, bob.

Emma: Did it work?

Lachy: Ah, no. But just give it a few seconds and it'll certainly work.

Emma: OK. (She leaves.)

Simon: Hey, Lachy. Lachy, Lachy, I heard you've got a new invention for changing your hair!

Lachy: Yes.

Simon: I was wondering, it's been a hard day's night, can you make me like one of the Beatles?

Lachy: (He's singing, while spins a magic hair wand to make Simon's Beatles' hair.) Yeah, yeah, yeah! Beatle!

Simon: Did it work?

Lachy: Um, no, not yet. But just give it a few moments. It'll definitely work, Simon.

Simon: Great. OK. (He leaves, until he & Emma are transforming their hair.) I hope it works.

Emma: (She & Simon arrived back with their bob & Beatles' hairs.) Oh, it's this right? Do I have a red bob with a pink bow?

Simon: And do I look like one of the Beatles?

Lachy: No! No, no, no! Hair disaster! Argh! (He's scared that he runs away.)

Paul Field: (offscreen, until the trivia appears on the screen.) Will Emma's hair return to red? Does Simon suit a pink bow? Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Look at their hair, hair, hair!

(9 rectangles covered the screen, until the logo pops up transition to the song: Beep! Beep! Buckle Up! A scene where Charlotte Cowper & Jeremy Lane are putting seatbelts on these 2 kids in the car. They are Owen Lane & Marie Lane.)

Emma & Lachy: (singing) We're all in the car

I'm sitting in my seat

First thing that I check is

Am I buckled up?

Anthony: "I'm buckled up.

Ooh, yeah, man!"

Emma & Lachy: (singing) Am I buckled up?

(with Simon & Anthony singing: Beep, beep, buckle up)

Emma & Lachy: (singing) Bouncing up and down on a bumpy road.

(Simon & Anthony: (singing) Do-do-do-do-do)

Emma & Lachy: (singing) Making sure I check as I go

I'm still buckled up

Emma & Lachy: (singing) "Oh yeah, man!

I'm still buckled up."

Emma & Lachy: (singing) I'm still buckled up

(with Simon & Anthony singing: Beep, beep, buckle up)

(Anthony: Beep, beep, beep, beep)

Wiggles: (singing) Beep, beep, buckle up

(Anthony: Beep, beep, beep, beep)

Wiggles: (singing) Beep, beep, buckle up

(Anthony: Beep, beep, beep, beep)

Wiggles: (singing) Beep, beep, buckle up

(Anthony: Beep, beep, beep, beep)

Anthony: Feeling safe and sound

Man, I'm buckled up

Yeah!

Simon: (singing) It's a long way but I'll be okay

(Emma, Anthony & Lachy: (singing) Do-do-do-do-do)

Simon: (singing) The toys are safely packed away

I'm still buckled up.

Anthony: "Ooh, yeah, man!

I'm still buckled up."

Simon: (singing) I'm still buckled up.

(with Lachy, Emma & Anthony singing: Beep, beep, buckle up)

Simon: (singing) See the countryside from my window seat

(Emma, Anthony & Lachy: (singing) Do-do-do-do-do)

Simon: (singing) The horses and the cows and the sheep

I'm still buckled up

Anthony: "Oh yeah, man."

I'm still buckled up."

Simon: (singing) I'm still buckled up.

Wiggles: (singing) Beep, beep, buckle up

(Simon: Beep, beep, beep, beep)

Wiggles: (singing) Beep, beep, buckle up

(Simon: Beep, beep, beep, beep)

Wiggles: (singing) Beep, beep, buckle up

(Lachy: Buckle up)

Wiggles: (singing) Beep, beep, buckle up

Anthony: Feeling safe and sound

Man, I'm buckled up

(Simon: Beep, beep, beep, beep)

Wiggles: (singing) Beep, beep, buckle up

(Lachy: Buckle up)

(Simon: Beep, beep, beep, beep)

Wiggles: (singing) Beep, beep, buckle up

(Lachy: Buckle up now)

(Simon: Beep, beep, beep, beep)

Wiggles: (singing) Beep, beep, buckle up

(Simon: Beep, beep, beep, beep)

(Lachy: Buckle up)

Wiggles: (singing) Beep, beep, buckle up.

(Car honking sounds. Until, 4 colored rectangles flipping transition to Round the Garden Like A Teddy Bear. A scene where Lachy is gonna recite a poem about a bear in the garden.)

Lachy: Round and round the garden like a teddy bear

A one step, a two step, tickle you under there!

Let's try it again. Ready?

Round and round the garden like a teddy bear

A one step, a two step, tickle you under there!

(9 rectangles covered the screen, until the logo pops up transition to Simon talking about going to a Wiggly concert.)

Simon: Can you hear something? You know, it sounds like music. It sounds like Wiggles music. You know, I think The Wiggles concert's about to start. You're going to hear lots of singing, see lots of dancing and hear lots of beautiful music. I'd better get going 'cause the show's about to start. So come on, let's go and see The Wiggles' show.

(4 colored rectangles sliding transition to the song: Quack Quack (LIVE). A scene is filmed on March 14, 2013 at Revesby Workers Club.)

Captain Feathersword: Oh, yeah! Come on, me hearties! Let's all quack, quack, quack and cock-a-doodle-doo together. Here we go now. Whoo-hoo!

All: (singing) Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack

Cock-a-doodle-doo

Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack

Cock-a-doodle-doo

Quack, quack, quack doodley-doo

Captain Feathersword: Let's try that again.

All: (singing) Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack

Cock-a-doodle-doo

Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack

Cock-a-doodle-doo

Quack, quack, quack doodley-doo

Captain Feathersword: Whoooooooo-hooo! Yee-eeeeah! Whoo!

Simon: Wow! Captain Feathersword.

Captain Feathersword: Wow!

(9 rectangles covered the screen, until the logo pops up transition to Simon, Emma & Anthony need to call Madame Bouffant & Marie Clare on the phone.)

Simon: Well, we've had a hair disaster. We need the help and Madame Bouffant and her assistant Marie Clare. (He picks up the phone, while singing.) Madame Bouffant

Emma: (singing) And Marie Clare

Simon: (singing) We need your help

Emma: (singing) We have bad hair

Simon: (singing) We're having a bad hair day

Emma: (singing) A really bad hair day

Simon: (singing) Please come help us

Emma: (singing) Come right now. (Simon puts a phone down, until Madame Bouffant & Marie Clare arrived at Wigglehouse.)

Anthony: Here they are!

Emma: Oh.

Anthony: They're already here!

Emma: Ah.

Anthony: Madame Bouffant, please come over here. Look at the hair disaster we're in. We need you guys to help us. Marie Clare, start spraying, start brushing, do whatever you can to help us. Oh, boy, here they go!

(Madame Bouffant & Marie Clare are fixing the hair back the way it had, while Running Up The Sandhills instrumental track playing in the background. It fades to Simon, Emma & Anthony are back to their normal hairstyles.)

Simon: Madame Bouffant and her assistant Marie Clare, you've saved the day. Thank you. Au revoir.

Anthony: Au revoir.

Madame Bouffant & Marie Clare: Au revoir. (They leave Wigglehouse.)

Lachy: (He arrives that his magic hair wand fixed.) Well, I think I've finally worked it out. (He spins a magic hair wand to make his crazy blondish hair.) 1, 2, 3, whoosh!

Anthony: It's a... (with Simon & Emma.) ..hair disaster!

(9 rectangles covered the screen, until the logo pops up transition to song: In The Big Red Car We Like To Ride. A scene where The Wiggles are in the Big Red Car driving on the road.)

(9 rectangles covered the screen, until the logo pops up transition to the song: In The Big Red Car We Like To Ride. A scene where The Wiggles are riding in the Big Red Car outside, while spotted a scarecrow, a cow & a kangaroo.)

Anthony: Let's go for a ride in that Big Red Car!

Wiggles: (singing) In the Big Red Car, we like to ride

Through the rainbow and the countryside.

Simon: (singing) Guess what's over on the hill? It's standing very still.

Wiggles: (singing) Aaahahah

Emma: (singing) It's a scarecrow.

(The scarecrow comes alive & starts dancing.)

Wiggles: (singing) In the Big Red Car, we like to ride

Through the rainbow and the countryside.

Lachy: (singing) Guess what's eating lots of grass? It moos at us as we drive past.

Wiggles: (singing) Aaahahah

Emma: (singing) It's a cow.

Anthony: A cow? Emma, you're a genius!

(A cow dances.)

Wiggles: (singing) In the Big Red Car, we like to ride

Through the rainbow and the countryside.

Simon: (singing) Guess what's jumping in the air? You know it jumps everywhere.

Wiggles: (singing) Aaahahah

Emma: (singing) It's a kangaroo.

(Instrumental break to the ending part when The Wiggles drive off, while wiggling their fingers & waving. 4 coloured rectangles sliding transition to Dorothy talked about what we learned today in the epilogue part.)

Dorothy: What did we do today? Lachy made an invention for changing hairstyles. But it because a hair disaster. Madame Bouffant and Marie Clare helped saved the day. We sang songs and danced together and did "Anthony's Alphabet". It was a hair-raising episode of Ready, Steady, Wiggle! I'll see you next time! Bye!

(Shot transition to the end credits are rolling, while Henry & The Wiggles are waving goodbye to the screen, during Ready, Steady, Wiggle! instrumental track is playing in the background. After that, the endboard is showing.)

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