This is the transcript for A Hair Disaster!.
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(The episode starts with an opening sequence when Lachy was opening the Wigglehouse door, while greetings to the viewers.)
Lachy: Hi! I'm Lachy and welcome to Wigglehouse. Today's a very colourful day today. I'm in the colour purple, so let's ready, steady, wiggle!
(Opening camera transition to the song: Ready, Steady, Wiggle! A scene where The Wiggles & their friends are getting ready to wiggle this song. At the end, Patrick Munoz rides his little Big Red Car toy.)
Wiggles: (singing) Ready, steady, wiggle!
Lachy: (singing) Emma, Lachy, Simon and Anthony too!
Wiggles: (singing) Ready, steady, wiggle!
Emma: (singing) You can jump like a kangaroo!
Wiggles: (singing) Ready, steady, wiggle!
Simon: (singing) Dorothy, Wags and Henry too!
Wiggles: (singing) Ready, steady, wiggle!
and Captain Feathersword, woo-hoo!
(Emma: (singing) Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, woo!)
(Shot transition to Lachy showing Anthony his magic hair wand.)
Anthony: Hey, Lachy. You know I love Elvis. Yeah. You're great with inventions Can you invent me some Elvis hair? Uh-huh?
Lachy: Well, Anthony, Lucky, I have my brand new hair Elvis restora. Three swishes above your head and you become beautiful Elvis hair like you once had.
Anthony: Try it.
Lachy: One, two, three, Elvis!
Anthony: Did it work?
Lachy: No, not yet. Just give it a few moments and you'll have Elvis hair like you've once had.
Anthony: I think it'll work man.
Lachy: No!
Anthony: What's wrong with the little hound dog?
Paul Field: (offscreen, until the trivia appears on the screen.) Will Anthony's hair return to the way it was? Will Lachy ever make an invention that works? I kinda think it suits you Anthony!
(4 coloured rectangles flipping transition to the song: Brush Your Pet's Hair)
Emma: Hair disaster! We need to brush the pet's hair.
Lachy and Emma: Brush (Brush)
Brush (brush)
Gotta get a brush and brush your pet's hair
If you've got a pet it's looking kind of scruffy
Maybe to disguise for being really fluffy
Say no (No) Say whoa (Whoa)
You gotta get a brush and brush your pet's hair
Lachy and Emma: It's not fair, fair, fair, fair
Take some care, care, care, care
Brush with flair, flair, flair, flair
You gotta get a brush and brush your pet's hair
You've walked your pet in the sun in the park
Now you're home and you've noticed in the dark
You pet is sitting down and looking kind of scruffy
And you definitely know that it's not being fluffy
It's not fair, fair, fair, fair
Take some care, care, care, care
Brush with flair, flair, flair, flair
You gotta get a brush and brush your pet's hair
You gotta get a brush and brush your pet's hair
You gotta get a brush and brush your pet's hair
No fleas.
(9 rectangles covered the screen, until the logo pops up transition to Anthony and Dorothy talking about the letter of the day. It was the letter 'T'.)
Dorothy: 'T' or 't' is for 'tomato'.
Anthony: T is for tomatoes.
Dorothy: Anthony ate the tomato.
Anthony: And the tomatoes were terrific.
Dorothy: Oh Anthony!
(4 coloured rectangles sliding transition to the Wigglehouse. While they're singing "In the Wigglehouse." then shot cuts to Lachy trying to fix the hair wand.)
Emma: Lachy, I've heard you have a new hair invention to change your hair. I was just wondering I could have a short red bow with a pink bow.
Lachy: Blob, blob, blob, blob, blob!
Emma: Did it work?
Lachy: No, not yet. Just give it a few seconds and we'll certainly work.
Simon: Hey, Lachy, Lachy. I've had an invention for changing hair. You know, I was just wondering it's been a hard day's night. Can I make me like one of the Beatles? (singing) Yeah, yeah, yeah! Beatles! Did it work?
Lachy: No, not yet. Just give it a few moments and well certainly work. I hope it works.
Emma: Oh, it's that's right. Do I have a short red bow with a pink bow?
Simon: Do I look like one of the Beatles?
Lachy: No! No, no, no, no, no! hair disaster! Ahhhhhh!
Paul Field: (offscreen, until the trivia appears on the screen.) Will Emma's hair return to red? Does Simon suit a pink bow? Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Look at their hair, hair hair!
(9 rectangles covered the screen, until the logo pops up transition to the song: Beep! Beep! Buckle Up! a scene where Charlotte Cowper & Jeremy Lane are putting seatbelts on these 2 kids in the car. They are Owen Lane & Marie Lane)
Emma & Lachy: (singing) We're all in the car
I'm sitting in my seat
First thing that I check is
Am I buckled up?
Anthony: "I'm buckled up.
Ooh, yeah, man!"
Emma & Lachy: (singing) Am I buckled up?
(with Simon & Anthony singing: Beep, beep, buckle up)
Emma & Lachy: (singing) Bouncing up and down on a bumpy road.
(Simon & Anthony: (singing) Do-do-do-do-do)
Emma & Lachy: (singing) Making sure I check as I go
I'm still buckled up
Emma & Lachy: (singing) "Oh yeah, man!
I'm still buckled up."
Emma & Lachy: (singing) I'm still buckled up
(with Simon & Anthony singing: Beep, beep, buckle up)
(Anthony: Beep, beep, beep, beep)
Wiggles: (singing) Beep, beep, buckle up
(Anthony: Beep, beep, beep, beep)
Wiggles: (singing) Beep, beep, buckle up
(Anthony: Beep, beep, beep, beep)
Wiggles: (singing) Beep, beep, buckle up
(Anthony: Beep, beep, beep, beep)
Anthony: Feeling safe and sound
Man, I'm buckled up
Yeah!
Simon: (singing) It's a long way but I'll be okay
(Emma, Anthony & Lachy: (singing) Do-do-do-do-do)
Simon: (singing) The toys are safely packed away
I'm still buckled up.
Anthony: "Ooh, yeah, man!
I'm still buckled up."
Simon: (singing) I'm still buckled up.
(with Lachy, Emma & Anthony singing: Beep, beep, buckle up)
Simon: (singing) See the countryside from my window seat
(Emma, Anthony & Lachy: (singing) Do-do-do-do-do)
Simon: (singing) The horses and the cows and the sheep
I'm still buckled up
Anthony: "Oh yeah, man."
I'm still buckled up."
Simon: (singing) I'm still buckled up.
Wiggles: (singing) Beep, beep, buckle up
(Simon: Beep, beep, beep, beep)
Wiggles: (singing) Beep, beep, buckle up
(Simon: Beep, beep, beep, beep)
Wiggles: (singing) Beep, beep, buckle up
(Lachy: Buckle up)
Wiggles: (singing) Beep, beep, buckle up
Anthony: Feeling safe and sound
Man, I'm buckled up
(Simon: Beep, beep, beep, beep)
Wiggles: (singing) Beep, beep, buckle up
(Lachy: Buckle up)
(Simon: Beep, beep, beep, beep)
Wiggles: (singing) Beep, beep, buckle up
(Lachy: Buckle up now)
(Simon: Beep, beep, beep, beep)
Wiggles: (singing) Beep, beep, buckle up
(Simon: Beep, beep, beep, beep)
(Lachy: Buckle up)
Wiggles: (singing) Beep, beep, buckle up
(Car honking sounds then 4 coloured rectangle flipping transition to Lachy reciting a poem: Round and Round the Garden)
Lachy: Round and round the garden, like a teddy bear. A-one step, a-two step and a tickly under there! Let's try it again. You ready? Round and round the garden, like a teddy bear. A-one step, a-two step and a tickly under there!
(9 rectangles covered the screen, until the logo pops up transition to Simon talking about going to a live concert.)
Simon: Can you hear something? You know it sounds like music. It sounds like Wiggles music.
(4 coloured rectangles sliding transition to the song: Quack Quack a scene where they filmed in early 2013 at the concert.)
(9 rectangles covered the screen, until the logo pops up transition to the Wigglehouse. While the Awake Wiggles then call Madame Bouffant and Mary Clare on the phone.)
Simon: Well, we've had a hair disaster, we need help and Madame Bouffant and her assistant Mary Clare. (She picks up the phone while singing.) Madame Bouffant
Emma: (singing) And Mary Clare
Simon: (singing) We need your help
Emma: (singing) We've had bad hair
Simon: (singing) We're having a bad hair day
Emma: (singing) A really bad hair day
Simon: (singing) Please, come help us
Emma: (singing) Come right now
Anthony: Here they are.
Emma: Oh.
Anthony: They're already here.
Emma: Ah.
Anthony: Madame Bouffant, please come over here. Look at the hair disaster we're in, We need you guys to help us! Mary Clare, start spraying, start brushing! Do if you can to help us! Oh boy, here they go!
(Madame Bouffant and Mary Clare are fixing the hair back the way it had while Running Up The Sandhills instrumental track playing in the background. It fades when The Awake Wiggles are back to their normal hairstyles.)
Simon: Madame Bouffant and her assistant Mary Clare, you saved the day. Thank you. Au revoir.
Anthony: Au revoir.
Maria and Lucia: Au revoir.
Lachy: Well, I think I finally worked it out. A-one, two, three, woo!
Anthony: It's a...
All: Hair disaster!
(9 rectangles covered the screen, until the logo pops up transition to song: In The Big Red Car We Like To Ride. A scene where The Wiggles are in the Big Red Car driving on the road.)
Anthony: Let's go for a ride in our Big Red Car.
Wiggles: (singing) In the Big Red Car, we like to ride
Through the rainbow and the countryside.
Simon: (singing) Guess what's over on the hill? It's standing very still.
The Replacement Wiggles: (singing) Aaahahah
Emma: (singing) It's a scarecrow.
(The scarecrow starts dancing)
Wiggles: (singing) In the Big Red Car, we like to ride
Through the rainbow and the countryside.
Lachy: (singing) Guess what's eating lots of grass? It moos at us as we drive past.
The Replacement Wiggles: (singing) Aaahahah
Emma: (singing) It's a cow.
Anthony: A cow? Emma, you're a genius!
Wiggles: (singing) In the Big Red Car, we like to ride
Through the rainbow and the countryside.
Simon: (singing) Guess what's jumping in the air? You know it jumps everywhere.
The Other Wiggles: (singing) Aaahahah
Emma: (singing) It's a kangaroo.