
This is the transcript for Anthony's Singing.
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(The episode starts with an opening sequence when Lachy is opening the Wigglehouse door, while greetings to the viewers.)
Lachy: Hi, everybody. What a wonderful Wiggly day it is today. Welcome to the Wigglehouse. Let's sing. Ready? And have a dance too.
(He's singing, while dancing.) Welcome to the Wigglehouse
To the Wigglehouse
Welcome to the Wigglehouse today
Welcome to the Wigglehouse
To the Wigglehouse
You're invited here every day.
(He's wiggling his fingers.)
(Opening camera transition to the song: Ready, Steady, Wiggle! A scene where The Wiggles & their friends are getting ready to wiggle this song. At the end, Patrick Munoz rides his little Big Red Car toy.)
Wiggles: (singing) Ready, steady, wiggle!
Lachy: (singing) Emma, Lachy, Simon and Anthony too!
Wiggles: (singing) Ready, steady, wiggle!
Emma: (singing) You can jump like a kangaroo!
Wiggles: (singing) Ready, steady, wiggle!
Simon: (singing) Dorothy, Wags and Henry too!
Wiggles: (singing) Ready, steady, wiggle!
and Captain Feathersword, woo-hoo!
(Emma: (singing) Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, woo!)
(Shot transition to The Wiggles are doing peaceful things at the Wigglehouse, while singing a song.)
Simon: (singing) It's such a lovely day in the Wigglehouse
Emma's dancing ballet as quiet as a mouse
Lachy's making inventions with his lavender mist
Anthony's gonna sing a song you don't wanna miss.
Anthony: (singing) Yes, I'll sing a song for you, you and you
Everybody, I'm Anthony, I wear blue.
(He's singing badly.) OH, WAH, WAH, WAH, WAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WAH, WAH, WAH, WAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WAH, WAH, WAH, WAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WAH, WAH, WAH, WAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Simon: (singing) Anthony, that singing's just a little loud.
Anthony: (He's singing badly.) WAH, WAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Emma: (singing) Even though it's lovely and nice and proud.
Anthony: (He's singing badly.) WAH, WAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lachy: (singing) With these inventions I am toying.
Anthony: (He's singing badly.) WAH, WAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Simon: (singing) Don't take this the wrong way
It's just a little annoying
Anthony: (He's singing badly.) OH, WAH, WAH, WAH, WAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WAH, WAH, WAH, WAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Paul Field: (offscreen, until the trivia appears on the screen.) Wah-Wah-Will Anthony ever get his singing voice back again? Is it a cry for help? Simon, did you say it's a little annoying?
(9 rectangles covered the screen, until the logo pops up transition to the song: Apples & Bananas. A scene where Emma, Simon & Lachy are singing a song about apples & bananas in a different vowels. While, Lachy, Anthony & Simon are eating apples & bananas.)
Emma: (singing) I like to eat, eat, eat
Apples and bananas
I like to eat, eat, eat
Apples and bananas
Oh I like to ate, ate, ate
Ayples and banaynays
I like to ate, ate, ate
Ayples and banaynays
Simon: (singing) I like to eat, eat, eat
Eeples and beneenees
I like to eat, eat, eat
Eeples and beneenees
Oh I like to ite, ite, ite
Iples and bininis
I like to ite, ite, ite
Iples and bininis
Lachy: (singing) I like to ote, ote, ote
Oaples and bononos
I like to ote, ote, ote
Oaples and bononos
I like to ute, ute, ute
Uuples and bununus
I like to ute, ute, ute
(with The Other Wiggles singing.) Uuples and bununus.
(Lachy's door closes. Then, Simon's door opens transition to Professor Simon & Captain Feathersword talking about the letter of the day. It was the letter "U".)
Simon: Today's letter of the alphabet is the letter "U" or "uh" or "ooh".
Captain Feathersword: Oooh! Oh, that's quite difficult, Professor Simon. Um... Ooh, I know! (He strums an air ukulele.)
Simon: That's right, Captain. "Ukulele".
Captain Feathersword: Hoo-hoo-hoo! Unique, useful a ukulele! (He strums an air ukulele with Simon.)
Simon: (He laughs.) Oh, Captain!
(4 coloured rectangles sliding transition to the Wigglehouse. While they're singing "In the Wigglehouse." Then, shot cuts to Emma is making a phone call to Counsellor Country, Senator Soul & Lady Rock 'n' Roll about Anthony's terrible singing voice.)
Emma: (She dials the phone, while singing.) Counsellor Country
Simon: (singing) Senator Soul
Lachy: (singing) Lady Rock 'n' Roll
Emma: (singing) Volume controllers
Simon: (singing) Anthony's singing loudly
Lachy: (singing) Very, very loudly
Anthony: (He's singing badly.) WAH, WAH, WAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WAH, WAH, WAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(He's making funny noises.)
Simon: (Counsellor Country, Senator Soul & Lady Rock 'n' Roll arrived at Wigglehouse.) Wow! That was quick.
Counsellor Country: (singing) What seems to be your problem, Mister?
I-I said what seems to be your problem
Ooh, Mister?
Senator Soul: (singing) You got a problem
My bluish brother
You got a problem like no other
'Cause I can help you
Yes, I can help you.
Lady Rock 'n' Roll: (singing) What seems to be the problem, Daddy-o?
Hey, what seems to be the problem, Daddy-o?
Emma, Lachy & Simon: (singing) He's singing really proudly
And really, really loudly
I think that it is time for you to go.
Anthony: (singing) Oh, no!
Emma, Lachy & Simon: (singing) I think that it is time for you to go.
Anthony: (singing) No, no!
Emma, Lachy & Simon: (singing) It's really, really time for you to go.
Anthony: (singing) Oh, here I go.
Ow, ow, ow.
Paul Field: (offscreen, until the trivia appears on the screen.) Will Counsellor Country be able to round up Anthony's voice? Will Senator Soul give Anthony back his groove? Will Lady Rock 'n' Roll give Anthony back his swing?
(A picture of four things & colours transition to the song: The Giraffe. A scene where Emma was looking at the giraffes, while The Professional Wiggles are playing the conga drum.)
Emma: (singing) They're the world's tallest
(The Professional Wiggles: (singing) Africa's hungriest)
Emma: (singing) Looking out over the plains
They're the world's tallest
(The Professional Wiggles: (singing) Africa's grooviest)
Emma: (singing) With spotted coats and cute little manes
It's the giraffe, the giraffe
The giraffe, the giraffe
With their long necks
The giraffes can reach the leaves about them
They're the world's tallest
(The Professional Wiggles: (singing) Africa's grooviest)
Emma: (singing) They sleep standing throughout the day
They're the world's tallest
(The Professional Wiggles: (singing) Africa's hungriest)
Emma: (singing) Feeding on a flower bouquet
It's the giraffe, the giraffe
The giraffe, the giraffe
With their long legs
The giraffes are on the lookout today.
(Instrumental break to the end of the song. While, Emma's door closes. Then, Lachy's door opens transition to the Wigglehouse. While they're singing "Wigglehouse." Then, shot cuts to Anthony thanks to the guys sweetly & smooth.)
Anthony: (He's playing on acoustic guitar.) A big thank you, Counsellor Country. Senator Soul. Lady Rock 'n' Roll. You've helped me sing again.
(with others singing sweetly.) Wah, wah, wah, wah, wah
Wah, wah, wah, wah.
Simon: Anthony, that was beautiful. Beautiful soft singing. You know, I'd love to try to sing this song myself, if I may, if that's OK?
Anthony: Sure.
Simon: (He clears his throat & singing badly.) WAH, WAH, WAH, WAH, WAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WAH, WAH, WAH, WAH W-W-W-W-W-W-WAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Counsellor Country, Senator Soul, Lady Rock 'n' Roll, Emma, Anthony & Lachy: Oh, Simon!
(9 rectangles covered the screen, until the logo pops up transition to the song: Michael Finnegan. A scene where Anthony dressed up as Michael Finnegan.)
Emma: (singing) There was an old man named Michael Finnegan
He had whiskers on his chin-ne-gan
Along came the wind and blew them in again
Poor old Michael Finnegan, begin again
Simon: (singing) There was an old man named Michael Finnegan
He had whiskers on his chin-ne-gan
Along came the wind and blew them in again
Poor old Michael Finnegan, begin again
Lachy: (singing) There was an old man named Michael Finnegan
He had whiskers on his chin-ne-gan
Along came the wind and blew them in again
Poor old Michael Finnegan, begin again
(with Emma & Simon singing.) There was an old man named Michael Finnegan
He had whiskers on his chin-ne-gan
Along came the wind and blew them in again
Poor old Michael Finnegan, begin again
(They were all took a deep breath.)
Lachy: One, two, three, four!
(Instrumental break to the ending part that the music is going too fast. 4 coloured rectangles sliding transition to Dorothy talked about what we learned today in the epilogue part.)
Dorothy: What did we do today? We sang songs and danced together. Anthony could only sing "WAH, WAH, WAH, WAH, WAH" and so Counsellor Country, Senator Soul and Lady Rock 'n' Roll came to the rescue and put him back on song! (She giggles.) We heard about a unique, useful ukulele. It was a hula-hula-hula... ..I mean, hilarious segment! (She giggles.) We'll see you next time on Ready, Steady, Wiggle! Bye!
(Shot transition to the end credits are rolling, while Captain Feathersword & The Wiggles are waving goodbye to the screen, during Ready, Steady, Wiggle! instrumental track is playing in the background. After that, the endboard is showing.)