This is the transcript for Avo, Avo, Avocado!.
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(The episode starts with Simon introduce himself, while Emma, Anthony & Lachy are sitting on a couch wiggling their fingers.)
Simon: Hi, I'm Simon, and it's great to see you. And welcome to The Wiggles World! (He's wiggling his fingers.)
(It transitions to the song: "The Wiggles' World Theme". A scene where The Wiggles & their friends appearing in the opening sequence.)
Lachy: (singing offscreen.) Waa-waa-waa, Wiggles World
Waa-waa-waa, Wiggles World
Waa-waa-waa
It's a world for everyone
Here at Wiggles World
Waa-waa-waa, Wiggles World
Waa-waa-waa, Wiggles World
Waa-waa-waa, Wiggles!
(The Wiggles' World logo appears on the screen. Until, shot transition to The Wiggles like to sing some songs when they were little.)
Simon: You know, there are some songs that I just love to sing.
(He sings romantically.) Nessun dorma
Nessun dorma.
For one. And "Joannie Works With One Hammer" for two.
Anthony: Simon, my dear friend, I noticed that. I remember when we were really little, we loved singing "Joannie."
(Dream transition to the song: Joannie Works With One Hammer. A scene where The Little Wiggles sing that song. Then, The Teenage Wiggles sing that song too. And, finally, The Adult Wiggles sing that song as well.)
Little Emma: (singing) Joannie works with one hammer
one hammer, one hammer
Joannie works with one hammer
then she works with two.
Joannie works with two hammers
two hammers, two hammers
Joannie works with two hammers
then she works with three.
The Teenage Wiggles: (singing) Joannie works with three hammers
three hammers, three hammers
Joannie works with three hammers
then she works with four.
Joannie works with four hammers
four hammers, four hammers
Joannie works with four hammers
then she works with five.
The Adult Wiggles: (singing) Joannie works with five hammers
five hammers, five hammers
Joannie works with five hammers
Adult Simon: (singing) then she falls to sleep.
(Adult Lachy falls asleep during the end of the song. Until, opening oval transition to the segment called Le James Café, while it plays the song called Le James Café Theme.)
James: (singing) James is my name I love music and food
I'm the Wiggles' Town cool restaurant dude
It's fun to eat and dance and sang
At Le James Café, we groove that thang
Best food in town they say,
(with the others singing.) eat on down at Le James Café
James: (singing) Come for a snack, and for dinner you'll stay,
(with the others singing.) eat on down at Le James Café
James: (singing) Pull up a chair we welcome you,
(with the others singing.) eat on down at Le James Café
James: (singing) The daily special that's the thing we do.
(Until, it transitions to James Harkness introduced himself about our famous restaurant place.)
James: G'day there. You've grown. You are getting bigger. You must be eating healthy. I have something delicious and healthy for you today at Le James Café. But you'll have to guess what it is. Come on. Join me.
(Le James Café menu folds transition to the song: Paul the Dancing Waiter (Smashed Avo). A scene where Paul the waiter bounces like a kangaroo that he could eat for breakfast.)
James: (singing) Paul, our peppy waiter
What's your special clue?
Bouncing up and down like an Australian kangaroo
You can eat it every day
A favourite breakfast fare
This fruit is best on toast
I heartily declare.
(Shot transition to Emma guess what James' secret dish for the day.)
Emma: I'm going to need everyone's help to work out what the secret dish is today at Le James Café. James has given us a few clues. He said something about Australia and breakfast. What do you think? Oh, great ideas, all of them. What do you eat for breakfast? Hmm. Did I hear someone say avocado on toast? I did! Wow, that's my favourite. James, am I right? Is that today's secret dish?
James: Emma, you and our friends have done it again. It's Luscious Avocado on Toast. They call it "smashed avo" because you squish it up.
(Song: Entrez S'il Vous Plait. A scene where Paul the Waiter has giving some smashed avo for Wags & Emma.)
James: Entrez, s'il vous plait.
Paul the Waiter: (singing) Breakfast, lunch, dinner, or with tea
Anytime at all, smashed avo for me...
Emma: What a great way to start the day, smashed avo for breakfast. I'd love some, Paul, but make sure you don't give any to Wags. Dogs are allergic to it.
Paul the Waiter: (singing) It's so rich and creamy
A tropical treat
Warms in winter and cools in the heat
Ha!
Emma: So delicious, I could eat this any time of day. I'm sorry you miss out, Wags. (She grabs a bone out & handed over to Paul.) How about a good old dog bone instead?
Wags: Ruff! (He pants.) Arr-ruff! (Paul handed over to him.) Ruff-ruff. (He slobbers, while he's chewing.)
Emma: I don't know, Wagsy, I think you're enjoying that bone as much as I am my smashed avo.
Wags: Ruff!
Emma: Hey, why don't we finish off a great Aussie snack with a bit of music?
(Le James Café logo transition to the song: Smashed Avocado. A scene where Emma & James are singing a song about avocado for breakfast.)
Emma & James: (singing) Smashed avocado
We call it smashed avo
We eat it for breako...
Paul the Waiter: That's breakfast!
Emma & James: (singing) Smashed av, smashed av, avo
Smashed av, smashed av, avo
James: (singing) Lots of ways to eat avo
Emma: (singing) Spread it on some toast
James: (singing) Smash it up for guacamole
(with Emma singing.) We love it the most
Smashed avocado
We call it smashed avo
We eat it for breako...
Paul the Waiter: That's breakfast!
Emma & James: (singing) Smashed av, smashed av, avo
Smashed av, smashed av, avo
James: (singing) Lots more ways to eat avo
Emma: (singing) With some lemon or on its own
James: (singing) Smash it up and off you go
Emma: (singing) We just love avo
(with James singing.) Smashed avocado
We call it smashed avo
We eat it for breako...
Paul the Waiter: That's breakfast!
Emma & James: (singing) Smashed av, smashed av, avo
James: (singing) Avo
(with Emma singing.) Smashed av, smashed av, avo!
James: (singing) A-avo
(with Emma singing.) Smashed av, smashed av, avo
James: (singing) Avo
(with Emma singing.) Smashed av, smashed av,
Avo.
(Le James Café logo transition to the song: James' Dessert Song (Custard Pie). A scene where James is gonna have some dessert, after smashed avocado. While Oliver Brian plays on the bass guitar.)
James: (singing) Well, guest of friends
So glad you came enjoy our special treat
There's one more dish a tasty dish
For everyone to eat.
A cool dessert, crunchy, creamy
That we can deny
Deliver by Paul dancing feet
Eating custard pie.
(Le James Café menu folds transition to Paul the Waiter holding a tray of custard pie, while he's gonna play a trick on Wags.)
Paul the Waiter: I got the custard pie ready! I'm gonna take it nice and steady. (He tiptoed up to Wags. But, he almost tripped into Wags.) Hello, Wags.
Wags: Ruff! Ruff, ruff!
Paul the Waiter: Whatever you do, don't say, "ruff! Ruff-ruff-ruff!" 'Cause if you do, you might cause me great surprise, and the custard pie will end up in my eyes!
Wags: Ruff. Ruff, ruff! Ruff, ruff, ruff! (Paul the Waiter got all over the custard pie in his face, while him, Emma & the dancers laughing at Paul.)
(Shot transition to the Wiggly Arena. Until, it translates to the song: Henry's Dance. A scene where they filmed Wiggle Pop! Big Show in Melbourne, on December 1st, 2018 at the Rod Laver Arena.)
Emma: Come on, give a big clap for Henry the Octopus!
Henry: (He arrives on the stage.) Whoa! Hi!
Simon: Now, this is a dance we can all try together. Can you try this? Put both arms out to the side like this.
Henry: Yeah, c'mon.
Simon: And then sway from side to side.
Henry: Oh, yes!
Simon: And that's known as "Henry's Dance". Let's do it together, everyone.
Henry: Let's dance.
Lachy: (singing) Henry, oh, it's dancing time
He loves to dance while the sun shines
(with Simon singing.) He merengues and he cha-cha-chas
Lachy: (singing) He dances the dance, they call the Seaweed Star
(They're all scat singing.)
Lachy: (singing) Oh, Henry, we're in Melbourne now
It's on the water in Yarra town
(with Simon singing.) He merengues and he cha-cha-chas
Lachy: (singing) He dances the dance, they call the Seaweed Star
Simon: Clap your hands!
(They're all scat singing.)
Emma: Henry!
Henry: Hello!
Anthony: Everybody wave goodbye to Henry.
Henry: Bye-bye! See you later.
Simon: See you later, Henry.
Emma: 'Bye, Henry.
Simon: 'Bye, Henry.
Henry: Hep! (He leaves the stage.)
Simon: Thanks for the dance, Henry. Alright!
(The Wiggles' World logo appears on the screen. Until, the end credits are rolling.)
Lachy: (singing offscreen.) Wiggles!