
This is the transcript for Big Red Boat.
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(The episode starts with an opening sequence when Anthony, Emma & Captain Feathersword are opening the Wigglehouse door, while greetings to the viewers.)
Anthony: Hello! Good to see you.
Emma: Today is Captain Feathersword Upside Down Day. (Anthony strums his guitar, when, Simon & Lachy are holding Captain Feathersword to make it upside down, while singing.) Welcome to the Wigglehouse
(with the Male Wiggles & Captain Feathersword singing.) To the Wigglehouse
Welcome to the Wigglehouse today.
Welcome to the Wigglehouse
To the Wigglehouse
It's Ready, Steady, Wiggle all day.
Captain Feathersword Wow-how! (Emma wiggles her fingers.)
(Opening camera transition to the song: Ready, Steady, Wiggle! A scene where the Wiggles & their friends are getting ready to wiggle this song. At the end, Patrick Munoz rides his little Big Red Car toy.)
Wiggles: (singing) Ready, steady, wiggle!
Lachy: (singing) Emma, Lachy, Simon and Anthony too!
Wiggles: (singing) Ready, steady, wiggle!
Emma: (singing) You can jump like a kangaroo!
Wiggles: (singing) Ready, steady, wiggle!
Simon: (singing) Dorothy, Wags and Henry too!
Wiggles: (singing) Ready, steady, wiggle!
and Captain Feathersword, woo-hoo!
(Emma: (singing) Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, woo!)
(Shot transition to the song: Big Red Boat. A scene where The Wiggles are riding on the Big Red Boat across the Sydney Harbor.)
Wiggles: (singing) Big Red Boat stay afloat
Lachy: (singing) Cruising the ocean blue
Wiggles: (singing) Big Red Boat stay afloat
Lachy: (singing) Cruising round the world, bringing fun to you.
We're a boat full of friends
Wiggles: (singing) How many friends
Lachy: (singing) 1, 2, 3 and 4
A boat full of friends
Wiggles: (singing) How many friends?
1, 2, 3 and 4
Big Red Boat stay afloat
Lachy: (singing) Cruising the ocean blue
Wiggles: (singing) Big Red Boat stay afloat
Lachy: (singing) Cruising round the world, bringing fun to you.
We're a boat full of friends
Wiggles: (singing) How many friends
Lachy: (singing) 1, 2, 3 and 4
A boat full of friends
Wiggles: (singing) How many friends?
1, 2, 3 and 4
Big Red Boat stay afloat
Lachy: (singing) Cruising the ocean blue
Wiggles: (singing) Big Red Boat stay afloat
Lachy: (singing) Cruising round the world, bringing fun to you.
We're a boat full of friends
Wiggles: (singing) How many friends
Lachy: (singing) 1, 2, 3 and 4
A boat full of friends
Wiggles: (singing) How many friends?
1, 2, 3 and 4
Simon: (He's singing in baritone note.) The boat is red
The sea is blue.
(9 rectangles covered the screen, until the logo pops up transition to the segment called: "Live at Wigglehouse". Opening camera transition to the song: Apples & Bananas. A scene where The Wiggles introducing Lou Diamond Phillips are singing a song about favourite fruit to eat.)
Anthony: Everybody loves fruit, it's so good for you. It's singing time right now, everybody. And we're gonna sing a song about some lovely fruit, apples and bananas. Well, I love apples and bananas.
Simon: I like iples and bininis.
Lachy: Well, I love uuples and bununus.
Emma: Well, I love oaples and bononos.
Lou Diamond Phillips: Well, then, I have to love ayples and banaynays.
Anthony: Everybody, that's Lou Diamond Phillips. Let's all say, "G'day, Lou". (with Lachy, Simon & Emma.) G'day, Lou!
Lou Diamond Phillips: G'day, everybody.
Anthony: Lou, we're gonna sing about apples and bananas and all those other fruits.
(with Emma, Simon, Lachy & Lou Diamond Phillips singing.) I like to eat, eat, eat
Apples and bananas
I like to eat, eat, eat
Apples and bananas
Emma: (singing) Oh, I like to ote, ote, ote
Oaples and bononos
(with Anthony, Simon, Lachy & Lou Diamond Phillips singing.) I like to ote, ote, ote
Oaples and bononos.
Simon: Let's try "ite".
(singing) I like to ite, ite, ite
Iples and bininis
(with Anthony, Emma, Lachy & Lou Diamond Phillips singing.) I like to ite, ite, ite
Iples and bininis
Lou Diamond Phillips: (singing) I like to ate, ate, ate
Ayples and banaynays
(with The Wiggles singing.) I like to ate, ate, ate
Ayples and banaynays.
Anthony: Let's go back to the start!
(with Emma, Simon, Lachy & Lou Diamond Phillips singing.) I like to eat, eat, eat
Apples and bananas.
Anthony: I sure do!
(with Emma, Simon, Lachy & Lou Diamond Phillips singing.) I like to eat, eat, eat...
Anthony: What do we all like to eat?
(with Emma, Simon, Lachy & Lou Diamond Phillips singing.) Apples and bananas.
(They're wiggling their fingers.)
(Simon's door closes. Then, Anthony's door opens transition to the song: Five Little Joeys. A scene where the 5 kids dressed up as joeys & a doctor. When, The Wiggles are playing their instruments.)
Emma: (singing) Five little joeys jumping on the bed
One fell off and bumped the head
Called up the doctor and the doctor said
Simon: "No more joeys jumping on the bed"
Emma: (singing) Four little joeys jumping on the bed
One fell off and bumped the head
Called up the doctor and the doctor said
Simon: "No more joeys jumping on the bed"
Emma: (singing) Three little joeys jumping on the bed
One fell off and bumped the head
Called up the doctor and the doctor said
Simon: "No more joeys jumping on the bed"
Emma: (singing) Two little joeys jumping on the bed
One fell off and bumped the head
Called up the doctor and the doctor said
Simon: "No more joeys jumping on the bed"
Emma: (singing) One little joey jumping on the bed
He fell off and bumped his head
Called up the doctor and the doctor said
Simon: "No more joeys jumping on the bed"
Emma: (singing) One silly doctor jumping on the bed
He fell off and he bumped his head
Called up the joeys and the joeys said
(while, these 5 joeys calling on the phone, with Anthony says.) "No silly doctors jumping on the bed".
(Lachy plays a riff note on the keyboard at the end. Until, Lachy's door closes. Then, Simon's door opens transition to Professor Simon & Captain Feathersword talking about the letter of the day. It was the letter "H".)
Simon: Today's letter of the alphabet is the letter "H" or "h".
Captain Feathersword: (He neighs & snorts.)
Simon: That's right, Captain. "Horse". (He snorts.)
Captain Feathersword: Hoo-hoo-hoo! Hungry, happy horse.
Simon: Oh, Captain. (He snorts like a horse with Captain Feathersword.)
(4 coloured rectangles sliding transition to Emma is gonna show her Irish dance moves with her Irish soft shoes.)
Emma: G'day. How are you today? Oh! Well, that is wonderful. Well, I've got my Irish dancing soft shoes on today. (She chuckles.) And I've just got to fix my elastics. (She's trying to fix her elastics.) That's it. There we go. OK, I'm ready. Are you ready? Wonderful. OK. Let's see if you can do what I do. Put one foot like this and the other foot like that. Stand up nice and tall. Lovely. And one arm straight down by your side. Good. Other arm straight down by your side. Lovely. I think we're ready. Now try this. Point your foot to the front. Lovely. Now, hop to the front. That's it. Hop to the back. And four little steps. 1, 2, 3, 4. Lovely. Let's try that again. Ready? Hop to the front. Hop to the back. Four little steps. 1, 2, 3, 4. Again. Ready? Hop to the front, hop to the back. Four little steps. 1, 2, 3, 4. Now it's gonna get a little harder. Ready? Hop up and hop back. And four little steps. 1, 2, 3, 4. (She laughs.) Let's try it again from the beginning. Ready? Feet together. Standing up straight. Lovely. Ready.
(singing, while she's doing a special Irish dance moves.) Hop, one foot to the front
And hop back and 1, 2, 3, 4
And hop to the front
And hop back and 1, 2, 3, 4...
Ready?
Hop to the front
Hop back and 1, 2, 3, 4
And hop up to your knee
And back and 1, 2, 3, 4.
Excellent! Give yourselves a pat on the back. That was wonderful Irish dancing. And remember to always enjoy your dancing.
(Emma's door closes. Then, Lachy's door opens transition to the song: I'll Tell Me Ma. A scene where Emma & the kids are having an Irish dance.)
Emma: (singing) I'll tell me ma when I get home
The boys won't leave the girls alone
They pull my hair, they stole my comb
But that's all right till I go home
Lachy: (singing) She is handsome, she is pretty
She is the belle of Dublin city
Simon: (singing) She is a-courting one two three
Pray, would you tell me who is she
Lachy: (singing) Albert Mooney says he loves her
All the boys are fighting for her
Simon: (singing) Knock at the door and they ring that bell
Oh, my true love, are you well
Lachy: (singing) Out she comes as white as snow
Simon: (singing) Rings on her fingers and bells on her toes
Lachy: (singing) Old Jenny Murray says she will die
Simon: (singing) If she doesn't get the fella with the roving eye
(Instrumental break to Dorothy dances an Irish jig.)
Emma: (singing) I'll tell me ma when I get home
The boys won't leave the girls alone
They pull my hair, they stole my comb
But that's all right till I go home
Lachy: (singing) She is handsome, she is pretty
She is the belle of Dublin city
Simon: (singing) She is a-courting one two three
Pray, would you tell me who is she.
(9 rectangles covered the screen, until the logo pops up transition to Dorothy talked about what we learned today in the epilogue part.)
Dorothy: What did we do today? We sang songs and danced together. We sang about apples and bananas with our friend Lou Diamond Phillips. And we did some Irish dancing with Emma. That was "reel-y" fun! (She giggles.) We heard about a hungry, happy horse in "Simon's Alphabet". Captain Feathersword was so funny. I'll see you next time on Ready, Steady, Wiggle! Bye!
(Shot transition to the end credits are rolling, while Captain Feathersword & The Wiggles are waving goodbye to the screen, during Ready, Steady, Wiggle! instrumental track is playing in the background. After that, the endboard is showing.)