
This is the transcript for Captain's Experiment.
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(The episode starts with an opening sequence when Captain Feathersword is opening the Wigglehouse door, while greetings to the viewers.)
Captain Feathersword: Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Ahoy there, me hearties! I'm Captain Feathersword the friendly pirate, and welcome to Wigglehouse! Hoo-hoo! Today feels like a robot kind of day. (He's in a robotic voice.) So let's Ready, Steady, Wiggle! Wiggle! Wiggle!
(Opening camera transition to the song: Ready, Steady, Wiggle! A scene where The Wiggles & their friends are getting ready to wiggle this song. At the end, Patrick Munoz rides his little Big Red Car toy.)
Wiggles: (singing) Ready, steady, wiggle!
Lachy: (singing) Emma, Lachy, Simon, and Anthony too!
Wiggles: (singing) Ready, steady, wiggle!
Emma: (singing) You can jump like a kangaroo!
Wiggles: (singing) Ready, steady, wiggle!
Simon: (singing) Dorothy, Wags, and Henry too!
Wiggles: (singing) Ready, steady, wiggle!
and Captain Feathersword, woo-hoo!
(Emma: (singing) Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, woo!)
(Shot transition to the song: Scrubby, Dub, Dub. A scene where The Wiggles & Maria Field are giving Fergus a bubble bath.)
Simon: (singing) Scrub diddly ub, Scrub diddly ub, Scrub diddly ub, In the tub
Scrub diddly ub, Scrub diddly ub, Scrub diddly ub, Dub dub
Scrub, scrub, scrubby dub dub, Scrub scrub scrubby doo doo
Scrub, scrub, scrubby dub dub, Scrub scrub scrubby doo doo
The Other Wiggles: (singing) You can scrub and wash your pets at home or at the vets
In the bath, sink or tub
Simon: (singing) Lots of bubbles is lots of fun
Scrub, scrub, scrubby dub dub, Scrub scrub scrubby doo doo
Scrub, scrub, scrubby dub dub, Scrub scrub scrubby doo doo
The Other Wiggles: (singing) Pets' bath time it's fun to do
Animals need their washing too
Wash your cats, wash your dog
Simon: (singing) You can even wash your pet frog
Scrub, scrub, scrubby dub dub, Scrub scrub scrubby doo doo
Scrub, scrub, scrubby dub dub, Scrub scrub scrubby doo doo
Scrub diddly ub, Scrub diddly ub, Scrub diddly ub, in the tub.
(9 rectangles covered the screen, until the logo pops up transition to Professor Simon & Captain Feathersword are doing a science experiment about a cup of water.)
Professor Simon: Hi. I'm Professor Simon. And I'm here with my good friend Captain Feathersword.
Captain Feathersword: Ahoy there!
Professor Simon: Now, Captain, it's time for a science lesson. Now right here, I have a full glass of water.
Captain Feathersword: Ooh! A full glass of water! A very refreshing full glass of water. Ah... I was just running before I came here and I think I need a little of this full glass of water. (He drinks some water, until he stopped when it gets to a half full glass of water.) Ah. There you go, Professor Simon, your full glass of water back to you.
Professor Simon: Well, it's good to drink plenty of water, Captain, but that's no longer a full glass of water. It's now a half full glass of water.
Captain Feathersword: Oh. A half full glass of water. A half full glass of... very refreshing water. Oh, I think I need a little more. (He chuckles & laughs. He drinks some water, until he stopped when it gets to an empty glass of water.) Ah. There you go, Professor Simon, your half full glass of water back to you.
Professor Simon: Captain, it's good idea to keep really hydrated. That's fantastic. But that's no longer a half full glass of water. You've drunk all the water, so now it's empty.
Captain Feathersword: Empty?! Hoo-hoo-hoo! Oh, I'm sorry about that, Simon.
Professor Simon: But Captain, that's our science lesson on a glass full, half full and empty.
Captain Feathersword: Oh! Simon, you are so clever! Gurgh!
Professor Simon: Thank you, Captain. (They're applauding in the background.)
(4 coloured rectangles sliding transition to the song: Bunny Hop. A scene where Simon wears a bunny hat & hops around.)
Emma: (singing) Hop, hop, do the bunny hop
Wiggles & Captain Feathersword: (singing) Hop, hop, hop all around the clock
Emma: Hop, hop, do the bunny hop
Wiggles & Captain Feathersword: (singing) Hop, hop, hop until you just can't stop
Emma: (singing) Hop to the front
Hop to the back
Hop round and round
Hop, hop, hop until you just can't stop
Wiggles & Captain Feathersword: (singing) Hop, hop, hop until you just can't stop
Simon: (singing) Hop, hop, do the bunny hop
Wiggles & Captain Feathersword: (singing) Hop, hop, hop all around the clock
Simon: (singing) Hop, hop, do the bunny hop
Wiggles & Captain Feathersword: (singing) Hop, hop, hop until you just can't stop
Simon: (singing) Hop to the front
Hop to the back
Hop round and round
Hop, hop, hop until you just can't stop
Wiggles & Captain Feathersword: (singing) Hop, hop, hop until you just can't stop
Hop, hop, hop
Hop, hop, hop
Hop, hop, hop
Bunny hop.
(4 coloured rectangles flipping transition to Anthony & Dorothy talking about the letter of the day. It was the letter "F".)
Dorothy: "F", or "fff", is for "fruit salad".
Anthony: Fruit salad? "F" is for "fruit salad"! (He's eating some fruit salad.) Mmm!
Dorothy: (She gasps.) Anthony ate the fruit salad!
Anthony: Fruit salad, finished! (He laughs.)
Dorothy: (She giggles.) Oh, Anthony!
(4 colored rectangles flipping transition to Anthony reciting a poem called What Do You Suppose?.)
Anthony: What do you suppose?
A bee sat on my nose.
Then what do you think?
It gave a little wink
And said "I beg your pardon. Buzz!
I thought you were the garden. Buzz!
It's a true story!
(4 coloured rectangles flipping transition to Simon talking about going to a Wiggly concert.)
Simon: Can you hear something? You know, it sounds like music. It sounds like Wiggles music. You know, I think The Wiggles concert's about to start. You're going to hear lots of singing, see lots of dancing and hear lots of beautiful music. I'd better get going 'cause the show's about to start. So come on, let's go and see The Wiggles' show.
(4 colored rectangles sliding transition to the song: Dr Knickerbocker (LIVE). A scene is filmed on March 14, 2013 at Revesby Workers Club.)
Simon: (singing) Doctor Knickerbocker, Knickerbocker, number nine
All: (singing) He likes to dance and he keep in time
Simon: (singing) So let's get the rhythm of the feet
Anthony: Whoa!
All: (singing) Now we've got the rhythm of the feet
Simon: (singing) Now let's get the rhythm of the number nine
Anthony: You ready?
All: (singing) One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine
Simon: (singing) Doctor Knickerbocker, Knickerbocker, number nine
All: (singing) He likes to dance and he keep in time
Simon: (singing) Now let's get the rhythm of the hips
Anthony: Huh, huh!
All: (singing) Now we've got the rhythm of the hips
Anthony: Huh, huh!
Simon: (singing) Now let's get the rhythm of the feet
All: (singing) Now we've got the rhythm of the feet
Simon: (singing) Now let's get the rhythm of the number nine
All: (singing) One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine
Anthony: Try this, everybody.
Simon: (singing) Doctor Knickerbocker, Knickerbocker, number nine
All: (singing) He likes to dance and he keep in time
Simon: (singing) Now let's get the rhythm of the hands
All: (singing) Now we've got the rhythm of the hands
Simon: (singing) Now let's get the rhythm of the hips
Anthony: Huh, huh!
All: (singing) Now we've got the rhythm of the hips
Anthony: Huh, huh!
Simon: (singing) Now let's get the rhythm of the feet
All: (singing) Now we've got the rhythm of the feet
Simon: (singing) Now let's get the rhythm of the number nine
All: (singing) One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine
Simon: (singing) Doctor Knickerbocker, Knickerbocker, number nine
All: (singing) He likes to dance and he keep in time
Simon: (singing) Now let's get the rhythm of the head
All: (singing) Now we've got the rhythm of the head
Simon: (singing) Now let's get the rhythm of the hands
All: (singing) Now we've got the rhythm of the hands
Simon: (singing) Now let's get the rhythm of the hips
Anthony: Huh, huh!
All: (singing) Now we've got the rhythm of the hips
Anthony: Huh, huh!
Simon: (singing) Now let's get the rhythm of the feet
All: (singing) Now we've got the rhythm of the feet
Simon: (singing) Now let's get the rhythm of the number nine
All: (singing) One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine.
Simon: Everyone, give yourselves a big clap. Great counting to the number nine. Well done, everyone!
Captain Feathersword: Yeah.
(9 rectangles covered the screen, until the logo pops up transition to Emma could show everyone how to dance the ballet by demonstrations.)
Emma: (She spins around.) Do you like the ballet? I love to dance the ballet. Let's do some ballet together. Let's start with some port de bras, with is French for "carriage of the arms", and let's put our hands in bras-bas, all the way down here. And float up to first position. Great. And open out to second position. Good. And all the way back down to bras-bas. Yes. Boys can do it too. Ready? Let's try again. Bras-bas. Float arms up to first. Great. And open to second. And float all the way down to bras-bas. That's it. The ballet! (She leaps, while leaving. They're applauding in the background.)
(9 rectangles covered the screen, until the logo pops up transition to the song: Can You (Point Your Fingers And Do The Twist?). A scene where they filmed in Late 2012 at the studio.)
Simon: Alright, everyone, let's get ready to point your fingers and do the twist!
(singing) Can you point your fingers and do the twist?
Anthony: Everybody's twisting, Simon!
Simon: (singing) Can you point your fingers and do the twist?
Anthony: We're all doing the twist!
Wiggles: (singing) Well, we're gonna go up, then go down
Get back up and turn around
Can you point your fingers and do the twist?
Anthony: What's next, Emma?
Emma: (singing) Can you stand on one foot and shake your hands?
Anthony: Shaky, shaky!
Emma: (singing) Can you stand on one foot and shake your hands?
Anthony: Everybody's doing it!
Wiggles: (singing) Well, we're gonna go up, then go down
Get back up and turn around
Can you stand on one foot and shake your hands?
Anthony: What's next, Lachy?
Lachy: (singing) Well, can you point your fingers and do the twist?
Anthony: I'm twisting really fast!
Lachy: (singing) Can you point your fingers and do the twist?
Anthony: Everybody's doing it!
Wiggles: (singing) Well, we're gonna go up, then go down
Get back up and turn around
Can you point your fingers and do the twist?
Anthony: Big clap!
(9 rectangles covered the screen, until the logo pops up transition to Dorothy talked about what we learned today in the epilogue part.)
Dorothy: What did we do today? We sang songs and danced together and enjoyed "Anthony's Alphabet". Captain Feathersword did a science lesson about a glass being full, half full and empty, and Emma did a delightful ballet lesson. I love doing ballet too. We'll have more fun when I see you next time on Ready, Steady, Wiggle! Bye!
(Shot transition to the end credits are rolling, while Henry & The Wiggles are waving goodbye to the screen, during Ready, Steady, Wiggle! instrumental track is playing in the background. After that, the endboard is showing.)