This is the transcript for Captain Feathersword Has the Hiccups.
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(The episode starts with the song: Get Ready To Wiggle. A scene where Dorothy is giving some outfits that The Wiggles wear.)
Lachy: (singing) Get ready
Wiggles (singing) Shooby-dooby-do
Lachy: (singing) To wiggle
We've been ready for so long
Get ready
Wiggles (singing) Shooby-dooby-do
Lachy: (singing) To wiggle
When you wiggle, you can't go wrong
Get ready
Wiggles (singing) Shooby-dooby-do
Lachy: (singing) To wiggle
Wiggle will make you big and strong
Get ready
Wiggles (singing) Shooby-dooby-do
Lachy: (singing) To wiggle
Come on and wiggle to this song
Wiggle to this song
Anthony: Let's all sing!
Wiggles: (singing) Bah-da bah-bah bah-da bah-da
Bah-da bah-bah bah-da bah-da
Bah-da bah-bah bah-da bah-da
Anthony: (singing) Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle!
Wiggle!
(Shot transition to the song: Hello, We're The Wiggles. A scene where The Wiggles are standing in a line waving hello to each other.)
All: (singing) Hello, we're The Wiggles
We'd like to say hello to you
Hello, we're The Wiggles
We'd like to say hello
Hello, we're The Wiggles
We'd like to say hello to you
Hello, we're The Wiggles
We'd like to say hello.
Anthony (singing) My name is Anthony I wear blue.
Caterina: (singing) My name's Caterina and I wear red
John: (singing) My name is John and I wear purple
Tsehay (singing) My name's Tsehay and I wear yellow
All: (singing) Hello, we're The Wiggles
We'd like to say hello to you
Hello, we're The Wiggles
We'd like to say hello
Hello, we're The Wiggles
We'd like to say hello to you
Hello, we're The Wiggles
We'd like to say hello.
Lucia: (singing) My name's Lucia and I wear blue
Simon: (singing) My name is Simon and I wear red
Lachy: (singing) And my name is Lachy and I wear purple
Evie: (singing) And my name's Evie and I wear yellow
All: (singing) Hello, we're The Wiggles
We'd like to say hello to you
Hello, we're The Wiggles
We'd like to say hello
Hello, we're The Wiggles
We'd like to say hello to you
Hello, we're The Wiggles
We'd like to say hello.
Blue!
Red!
Purple!
Yellow!
Hello, we're The Wiggles
Hello to you.
Captain Feathersword (SINGS): Doh-doh doh-doh day doh-ho!
Caterina: Oh, look everybody, it’s Captain Feathersword, the friendly pirate.
Come on, everyone, let’s all say “Ahoy there, Captain Feathersword!”
All: Ahoy there, Captain Feathersword!
Captain Feathersword: Ahoy there, me hearties!
Whoo-hoo hoo-hoo hoo!
Oh, I’m so glad I ran into you Caterina.
I was trying to find you so that I could say to you…
Hiccup!
Ooh. Ha-ha, let me try that again.
I just wanted to say to you…
Hiccup!
Ooh. Ha-ha!
Hiccup! Hiccup!
Oh, dear.
Oh, let me try that again.
Hiccup! Hiccup!
Ooh! Ha-ha! Ooh.
Caterina: Oh, sorry, Captain Feathersword. I’m not quite sure what you’re trying to say.
Could you say it again please?
Captain Feathersword: Oh, sure. Let’s see.
Hiccup! Hiccup! Hoo-Hoo!
Caterina: Ooh, Captain Feathersword, I’m not really sure what “Hiccup! Hiccup!’ means.
Uh, Simon, do you have any ideas?
Simon: Oh, I’m sorry. Yes, let me...
Captain, please, repeat the words you were trying to say.
Captain Feathersword: Oh, yes, um…
Hiccup! Hiccup!
Simon: Oh.
Caterina, the Captain is saying ‘Hiccup! Hiccup!”
Caterina: Uh, yes, but, Simon, what does that mean?
Simon: Oh, absolutely no idea.
Caterina: Oh, uh, John?
John: Yeah?
Caterina: John, could you understand what the captain’s saying?
John: I can understand him, Caterina.
He’s saying “Hiccup! Hiccup!”
Caterina: Uh, John, yes, but what does that mean?
John: I have no idea.
Caterina: Oh, what to do? What to do?
Uh, Simon, any suggestions?
Simon: Oh, actually, in this chapter here, it says what to do in the case of Captain Feathersword saying “Hiccup! Hiccup!”
And it says to give the good Doctor Knickerbocker Number 9 a call.
She’ll know exactly what to do.
Ooh! I’ll call her right now.
Caterina: Yes.
Simon: She’s on speed-dial.
Caterina: Great.
Simon: Number 9
Hello, doctor
Dr Knickerbocker Number 9.
Do you have some time to come and see the captain?
All: We really love the Captain
Simon: We don’t know what he’s saying
We need your help
All: We need your…
Captain Feathersword: Hiccup!
All: Help.
Simon: She’s on her way right now.
(DOORBELL RINGS)
Simon: Wow!
All: That was quick!
Lucia (as Doctor Knickerbocker): Hello.
Let me introduce myself.
My name is Doctor Knickerbocker Number 9.
What seems to be the problem? And how can I help?
Paul Paddick: (offscreen, until the trivia appears on the screen.) Has Doctor Knickerbocker Number 9 made it in the nick of time? Will she be able to find out what Captain Feathersword is saying? Are The Wiggles counting on her for the answer?
Lachy: Everybody clap
Everybody sing
Wiggles: La-la-la-la-la!
Lachy: Bow to your partner
And then you turn around
Wiggles: Yippee!
Hands in the air
Rock-a-bye your bear
Bear’s now asleep
Sh, sh, sh!
Bear’s now asleep
Sh, sh, sh!
Evie: Everybody clap
Everybody sing
Wiggles: La-la-la-la-la!
Evie: Bow to your partner
Then you turn around
Wiggles: Yippee!
Hands in the air
Rock-a-bye your bear
Bear’s now asleep
Sh, sh, sh!
Bear’s now asleep
Sh, sh, sh!
Bear’s now asleep
Sh, sh, sh!
Bear’s now asleep
Sh, sh, sh!
Simon (VOICEOVER): The letter A.
Simon: Ay, ah
Ay, ah
Ay, ah
A is for apple
Ay, ah
Ay, ah
Ay, ah
A is for apple
Ay, ah
Ay, ah
Ay, ah
A is for apple
Ay, ah
Ay, ah
Ay, ah
A is for apple.
A is for apple. Yum yum!
Captain Feathersword: Oh, I’m so glad you’re here. Dr Knickerbocker, Number 7.
Lucia (as Doctor Knickerbocker): Oh, Captain, It’s Number 9.
Captain Feathersword: Oh, Dr Knickerbocker Number 9.
I’m having a problem saying…
…hiccup, hiccup!
Lucia (as Doctor Knickerbocker): Oh, well, let me take a look. Um…
Right.
Captain Feathersword: Hiccup! Hoo-hoo!
Lucia (as Doctor Knickerbocker): Yes.
All: Yes!
Captain Feathersword: Hee-haw!
Hoo!
Lucia (as Doctor Knickerbocker): Interesting.
All: Interesting.
Captain Feathersword: A-ha! A-ha!
Lucia (as Doctor Knickerbocker): Yes.
All: Yes.
Lucia (as Doctor Knickerbocker): Captain, well, it’s plain and simple.
You have a case of the hiccups.
Captain Feathersword: The HICCUPS!
Oh!
Lucia (as Doctor Knickerbocker): That’s exactly right.
And a simple remedy to help is a glass of water.
Captain Feathersword: Oh, a glass of water. OK, well let’s see.
Gulp! Gulp! Gulp!
Happy birthday, Caterina!
Oh! Oh! Oh! It worked!
Caterina: Oh, thank you so much, Captain Feathersword.
Captain Feathersword: Oh, you’re welcome.
And thank you, Dr Knickerbocker Number 3, for…
Lucia (as Doctor Knickerbocker): Captain, Number 9.
Captain Feathersword: Oh! …Dr Knickerbocker Number 9, for fixing my hiccups.
Lucia (as Doctor Knickerbocker): No problem, Captain, but to help you remember my last name, which is Number 9, how about we sing a song about it?
All: Dr Knickerbocker, Knickerbocker Number 9
She likes to dance and keep in time
So let’s get the rhythm of the feet
Now we’ve got the rhythm of the feet
Now let’s get the rhythm of the number 9
One, two, three, four
Five, six, seven, eight, nine!
Captain Feathersword: Whoo-hoo-hoo!
Tsehay: I’d love to stay and have a groove, but The Wiggle’s show’s on, I’ve got to move.
Anthony: One, two, three, four.
John: Try the actions.
Let’s all sing the words together.
Fruit salad.
All: Fruit salad
Yummy, yummy
Fruit salad
Yummy, yummy
Fruit salad
Yummy, yummy
Yummy-yummy, yummy-yummy Fruit salad!
Ooh-ooh!
Fruit salad
Yummy, yummy
Fruit salad
Yummy, yummy
Fruit salad
Yummy, yummy
Yummy-yummy, yummy-yummy Fruit salad!
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
Simon: Say goodbye, pizza pie
Lachy and Tsehay: See you mate, chocolate cake
John and Caterina: Goodbye to you, tiramisu
Lucia: Off you dart, banana tart
Simon: Say goodbye, pizza pie.