This is the transcript for Captain Feathersword the Friendly Pirate.
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(The video starts with the Wiggly Mascots are on his pirate ship. Then, The Wiggles Logo appears on the screen & it zooms out for during the title called "A Wiggly Tale" logo. Until, the Wiggly Friends are on the S.S Feathersword life preserver, while, the video title comes up during the Song: Ooh It's Captain Feathersword is playing in the background.)
Captain Feathersword: Ahoy there, me hearties! Ho, ho, ho, ho!
Greg: (singing) Who's the pirate with a feather for a sword,
(with the Other Wiggles singing) Ooh, it's Captain Feathersword
Captain Feathersword: Oh yes, me hearties! Ha-ha-ha, argh!
Greg: (singing) Who's the pirate with a feather in its hat?,
(with the Other Wiggles singing) Ooh, it's Captain Feathersword
Captain Feathersword: Ahoy, there!
Wiggles: (singing) Ooh, it's Captain Feathersword
(The S.S Feathersword life preserver transition to Greg introduced himself to ask Anthony & Jeff to come over here to read his book.)
Greg: Hi, everybody. Come and have a look at this. We've got some funny stories about Captain Feathersword. Hey, here comes Anthony and here comes Jeff.
Anthony & Jeff: Hi, Greg. (to camera.) Hi, everyone.
Greg: Um, where's Murray?
Jeff: Um, he's over there fishing.
(Shot cuts to Murray is using a fishing rod to catch some fish. Then, shot cuts back to Greg, Jeff & Anthony.)
Greg: Oh, right! I've just been looking at some of our Wiggle Tales. One's about Captain Feathersword.
Anthony: Oh, Captain Feathersword! (to viewers.) Can we see them, too?
Greg: Yeah, sure. But, perhaps first of all, we'd better introduce the Captain and his pirates to everybody.
Anthony: Oh, yeah! And show everyone how they learn to be such great dances.
Jeff: And how they got to be so strong! (He's doing a muscle pose.)
Greg: Yeah.
(The S.S Feathersword life preserver transition to Captain Feathersword introduced himself & the other pirate crew. While, Captain Feathersword sings fast in a high note. Until, he speaks in a normal voice.)
Captain Feathersword: (singing in a high note.) I love to dance
In my pirate pants
The Feathersword... dance
(He clears his throat while talking in a normal voice. Until, he's laughing.) ..sword dance.
Ahoy there, me hearties. Hoo-hoo-hoo! I'm Captain Feathersword the friendly pirate. Hoo-hoo! Ooh, and I love dancing in my pirate hat, in my pirate patch and my pirate coat. Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Ooh, and this is my Pirate Charlie. Ahoy there, Pirate Charlie!
Pirate Charlie: Ahoy there, Captain!
Captain Feathersword: Pirate Charlie is very good at dancing and kicking our leg up high. (He's singing the can-can music, while, Pirate Charlie gets to do some high kicking with her leg.) Hoo-hoo-hoo! Oh, that was great, Pirate Charlie. Ooh, and this is Pirate Sam. Ahoy there, Pirate Sam.
Pirate Sam: Ahoy there, Captain!
Captain Feathersword: Pirate Sam is great at doing the twist. (He's singing the twist rock'n'roll music, while, Pirate Sam gets to do some twisting.)
(The S.S Feathersword life preserver transition to Captain Feathersword is trying to find Wags)
Captain Feathersword: (He's looking through his telescope) Now, where is that Wags' The Dog at? Hmm. (He trips over the bush then he laughs) Oh, dear. Hmm, let's see now, Wags. (His eye winking staring the camera before he's looking everywhere) No Wags over here. No Wags over there. No Wags up there, either. Hmm, no Wags... (He looks down then he saw his pirate boots cause that was silly until he's laughing) Wha! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ah! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Oh, it was just my shoe. (laughing) Oh, never.... Wags! Ahoy there, Wags! Wags! (He bumped into a tree then he poked in his eye) Ooh! Wags, me Hearty! Wags! (He knocks the doghouse door) Oh, come here, Wags, me four-legged friend. I've got to give you your fetching lesson! Wags!
Wags: Woof, woof, woof!
Captain Feathersword: (Wags arrives then Captain Feathersword screamed cause he's scared) Aaaaaaahhhhhhh! Oh! Oh! Oh! (He's laughing that it's just a friendly dog) You see that? I taught Wags how to do that. I call him and he comes! Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! I'm a great doggy teacher! Well done, Wags! I'm going to teach him another trick, now. Fetching! (He's holding stick to teach Wags a lesson) Wags... stick!
Wags: Woof!
Captain Feathersword: See? Stick!
Wags: Woof, woof!
Captain Feathersword: Now, me throw... you fetch!
Wags: Woof, woof! Woof, woof! (He's grabbing a stick to teach a fetching lesson) Woof, woof! Woof, woof!
Captain Feathersword: (Wags gives him a stick back until laughing) Wags! You understand! Well, blow me down! (Wags blows Captain Feathersword down) Ahhh! Oh, I've got to stop saying that. Oh! OK now, Wags. I’m going to throw the stick. You understand?
Wags: (He barks in front of him)
Captain Feathersword: Hoo-hoo! And you’re going to fetch it.
Wags: (He woofs in front of him)
Captain Feathersword: Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! OK Wags. Here we go. Ready? (He tries to throw the magic stick while he lands on the ground. Then the Waggette giggles) OK, Wags. Fetch the stick! (Wags really barks at the stick) Huh? (He gets a whistle at him) Oooh! (He throws the stick back to Wags while he barks) Wha… wha…? Wow! Wh… wh…Wha…?
Wags: He still thinks the stick is magic! (He laughs at the Captain. And then Wags leaves)
Captain Feathersword: Oh...oooh! A magic stick! Hoo-hoo-hoo! Well, blow me down! Hoo-hoo! (He looks around nowhere while he's trying to blow me down. He laughs) Wow! Oh, there's no one here to blow me down. Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Well, I'll blow myself down.
(He puffs while he falls down while he gets a giggle. It fades to black. Until, it translates to The Wiggles and The Wiggly Group are in the garden. Captain Feathersword arrives during the epilogue)
Anthony: You have?
Captain Feathersword: Hoo-hoo! Ahoy there, Dorothy.
Dorothy: Ahoy there! (She giggles) I mean, hello there, Captain Feathersword.
Captain Feathersword: I hope you don’t mind that I asked everyone here, Dorothy.
Dorothy: Of course I don’t mind, Captain. I love visitors!
Captain Feathersword: Hoo-hoo!
Dorothy: Are we going to have a party?
Captain Feathersword: Oh no – I’m going to do a magic trick!
Dorothy: A magic trick! Oh! (She giggles) How exciting!
Greg: Oh, yes. Very exciting indeed. After all, I am a magician, you know. (He laughs)
Anthony: Uh, me too! Ha ha! Watch this! Uh, ball disappear... (It doesn't work while he's not doing it anymore) Oh. Almost.
Greg: Well, just keep practicing, Anthony.
Captain Feathersword: This be a little more magical than making a ball disappear.
Murray and Greg: More magical?
Anthony: What are you going to do? Disappear? (He laughs)
Captain Feathersword: No!
Jeff: Uh, fly
Captain Feathersword: No!
Jeff: Turn your feathersword into a rabbit?
Captain Feathersword: No!
Greg: Oh I know – you’re going to turn that stick into an umbrella!
Captain Feathersword: Hoo-hoo! No, but you're close, Greg. It has to do with the stick. You see this stick me magical!
Wiggles: It be? Uh, we mean it is?
Captain Feathersword: Oh, yes -- this stick fetches itself! (They all gasp and mutter) Oh, you don't believe me? Well, I'll show you! (He walks behind the group) Oh, stand back, now. (He waves the stick around while he throws it on the ground) Now, watch this! (He whistles while the stick gets it back) Here, stick! Stick, here! Here, stick, me hearty! Stick... uh... Ohhh.
Greg: Never mind, Captain Feathersword. Sometimes a magic trick just doesn't work the first time.
Anthony: You need to practice, practice, practice!
Captain Feathersword: But, it fetched itself for Wags! (He barks while he gets the stick back) Maybe... maybe it's broken. (The Waggette runs around to get it back. Wags woofs before he gets it) Oh... well, you can have a try, Wags, me hearty, but... I don't think there be any more magic in it. (Wags waves the stick around to give it back to the Waggette. He whistles while he gets it back.)
Anthony: Wow!
Captain Feathersword: Wow! (They all applaud for the magic) Oh! Well, blow...! (They all inhale) Ho-ho-ho-ho, ho-ho-ho! Oh, you threw this stick there, and then that little scallywaggette threw it back to you! Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Ha ha, Wags, me hearty! Hoo-hoo-hoo! Oh! It wasn't a magic trick at all!
Greg: Oh, no -- but this is, Captain. Abracadabra zippety-zoo… (The ball disappears)
Anthony: Wow! (They all applaud for the magic tricks) And this is, too! Abracadabra zippety-zoo… Oh! (He laughs while the ball falls down on the ground. Wags laughs at him and he barks to get the ball back while he is giving it to him)
Captain Feathersword: He fetched! Wags fetched! (They all laugh and applaud) Wow!
Anthony: Now, that is magic!
(They all applaud while he is giving it all back, cut back to the beach)
Greg: But in the end, Captain Feathersword decided it would be better if he taught Wags...
Greg, Anthony & Jeff: not to fetch!
(The S.S Feathersword life preserver transition to Captain Feathersword asks the pirate crew while he's teaching Wags how to fetch.)
Captain Feathersword: Oh, but he's never fetched before. Do you really think it will work, me hearties?
Charlie: Yes, Captain Feathersword. We're sure it will.
Rudolf: We've been thinking about it all day long.
Ben: Aye, all day long we've been thinking. I've been thinking so hard, I can't unscrunch my face! (He shakes his face.)
Captain Feathersword: Oh! I'll give it a go then, by golly. (He chuckles.) Shh! (Wags laughs on the blanket.) Oh, shh, shh, shh! Ahoy there, Wags, me hearty.
Wags: Ruff!
Captain Feathersword: Wags, do you see this stick? (He barks agreeably.) Well, I'm going to throw it!
Wags: (He gets up, while he fetches.) Ruff! Ruff!
Captain Feathersword: But, you're not to fetch, understand? (He growls confusedly.) That's right. I'm going to throw the stick, but you're not to fetch. If you try to fetch, I'll be very cross.
Wags: (He thinks.) I think the Captain is trying to trick me. Is he?
Captain Feathersword: Now, I'm throwing the stick. (He waves around the stick.)
Wags: (He thinks.) I'm sure he's trying to trick me.
Captain Feathersword: Here we go. (He throws the stick on the ground.) No, stop! No, don't fetch. Leave the stick. Don't fetch it! Don't!
Wags: (He giggles, while he gets picks up a stick.) Ruff! (He barks.)
Captain Feathersword: He fetched it!
Crew: He fetched! (He laughs at the stick with Captain Feathersword.) Wags finally fetched! (They all laugh at Wags.)
Wags: Ruff! (They all laugh. He barks angry by snatching the stick away, while thinks.) They've tricked me! (He barks away, while thinks.) OK. They want me to fetch, I'll fetch! (He runs away from Captain Feathersword and the crew.)
Captain Feathersword: Stop fetching! Stop fetching!
(cut back to the beach)
Anthony: But he did teach him to be a watchdog!
(The S.S Feathersword life preserver transition to Wags being a watch dog while they get ready for work while he's sleeping)
Captain Feathersword: Time to wake up, Wags, me waggy!
Crew: Why'd you be waking Wags, Captain Feathersword.
Captain Feathersword: Well, it's time for him to go to work, me hearties!
Crew: Wags works?
Captain Feathersword: Aye, that he does!
(Wags goes to the rope while he falls asleep)
Wags: Ruff!
Captain Feathersword: Well done, Wags, me hearty! Now, it's time for us to sing our pirate song.
Crew: Aye-aye, Captain!
Captain Feathersword: Pirates have to yo-ho
Crew: Yo-ho-ho-ho
Captain Feathersword: And shout ahoy
Crew: Ahoy, ahoy!
Captain Feathersword: And yell land ho
Crew: Land ho, land ho!
Captain Feathersword: And we have to work hard to be sure our ship is safe
Charlie: We can't go to sea on an unsafe ship
Captain Feathersword, Ben and Rudolf: No, we can't go to sea on an unsafe ship
Crew: We be pirates
Captain Feathersword: We be hearty, we be strong
Crew: We be pirates
Captain Feathersword: We work all day long, all day long
Crew: We be pirates
Captain Feathersword: We have to wash the decks, haul the sail
Look for hose and hammer
Crew: Hammering nails
Captain Feathersword: From ships to the wind, weigh anchor and shout
Crew: Steer to hurdle about and about
Captain Feathersword: We be pirates we be so blow us down
Crew: WHOA!
Captain Feathersword: Oh, a pirate's work is very, very, very hard work
Crew: Very hard work it be
We leap and jog and avoid the fog
Whenever we're in sea, wherever we're in sea
Yes, we leap and jog and avoid the fog
It's pirate that we be, yes it's pirates that we be
Captain Feathersword: Hoo-hoo-hoo! Ho-ho! Ooh, wow, ooh.
Wags: (He claps his hands and gets a handshake) Ruff!
Captain Feathersword: Thank you very much, Wags.
Wags: Ruff!
Captain Feathersword: Did you see that?
Wags: Ruff, ruff, ruff!
Captain Feathersword: Ho-ho! Well done, Wags! Well done! Good job!
Wags: Ruff!
Charlie: What job did Wags do, Captain?
Captain Feathersword: Well, Wags be a watchdog. And he watched us good and proper, he did!
(He laughs at the crew. cut back to the beach.)
Anthony: We've got lots of stories about the tricks that Wags and the Wagettes played on Captain Feathersword.
Greg: Yeah, like the time he was puppy-sitting the Wagettes!
(The S.S Feathersword life preserver transition to Captain Feathersword, Henry and Wags are trying to babysit with the Waggettes)
Henry: Thank you for agreeing to babysit the Waggettes, Captain Feathersword. Now, Wags can come fishing with me.
Wags: Ruff! Ruff!
Captain Feathersword: Hoo! That's alright, Henry! We can't be leaving the young 'uns home alone.
Henry: I know. We need someone older to look after them. In case of an emergency.
Captain Feathersword: Hoo! That's me, alright! I'm definitely older.
Henry: Yes, we can trust you, Captain.
Captain Feathersword: Oh! Hoo-hoo!
Henry: Well, we'll be going now. See you later! Bye-bye!
Wags: Ruff! Ruff!
(Henry and Wags leave while they babysit the Captain while the Waggettes bark. They go up the slide when they go fishing)
Captain Feathersword: Hoo-hoo! Bye-bye! Whoa-ho! Now, babysitting is definitely easier than pirate work. Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Now, let's see. Um, maybe I should tell you all a story. (They find my feathersword while they are holding it) Oh, no! The Waggettes! They've gone! I'm supposed to be looking after them! (He frets and whimpers while they are looking for it. Then they giggle) Hoo-hoo-hoo! Ooh, the little scamps want to play, do they? Hoo-hoo! Ooh. I'm going to find you! Shh! (They all bark) Now, where could they be. (They bark while they go up the slide) Hoo-hoo-hoo! You can't fool an old pirate like Captain Feathersword! (He doesn't work where my feathersword is gone) Gone! My feathersword is gone! Oh! Oh, dear. (He found his feathersword down the slide) Oh! There it is! Hoo! My feather... Oh, no! They've gone outside! (They go up the slide. Then it translates to the Waggettes on Back To Front Street) Oh no! It's Back To Front Street! (Glitter transition to the Waggettes are doing a wheelbarrow on Upside Down Street) Upside Down Street. (He is running on the bridge. It translates to the Waggettes on Slippery Street. Then he falls down) This babysitting be hard work!
(Glitter transition to Dizzy Street where the Waggettes are spinning around the road. Officer Beaples arrive while blowing the whistle. Then he waves to the Captain while he gets dizzy. He picks her up.)
(It fades to black. Until, it translates to The Wiggly Group on the dock while he talks about fleas.)
Captain Feathersword: Oh! (He laughs.) Ahoy there, everyone! (They all wave hello.) Ho-ho-ho! Oh, do you see this? It's my famous flea-shrinking powder. I put some on Wags a little while ago and now all his fleas have shrunk away to nothing. Hoo-hoo-hoo! It's great! Ho-ho! Oh. (He is calling out for Wags.) Wags? Wags me hearty! Wags? (They heard a bark.) Wags! Wagsy! Yoo-hoo! Wags! (He continues barking.) Wags! Wags! W-w-w-wha...?! Well... wha... Whoa! Wha! Whoa! Yee! Yoo! Wah! (He is spluttering.) Wags! Is... i-is... that you? (Wags really barks to the Waggettes.) Oh, no! I shrunk you too! (He sobs sadly.) Oh-hoo! Ho-ho! (The Wiggles, The Wiggly Friends and the pirate crew come to them.)
Greg: Oh, no, Captain Feathersword! You've shrunk poor Wags. Oh, no. I hope he's not still shrinking.
Captain Feathersword: S-still shrinking?! Oh, no! I've not only shrunk the fleas, I've shrunk you as well! OH, WHAT HAVE I DONE??????????????????????????????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (He's crying. While, Wags & Fluffy barks & laughs. Until, Captain Feathersword is sobbing continues.)
Wags: Ruff!
Captain Feathersword: Oooh! Wags! Wags, it's you! Ho! You're back to normal! Oh! No more messing with this stuff. (He gives the shrinking flea powder to Ben.) I'll take you fleas and all, me itchy hearty! Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Oh-ho-ho! (He hugs while he is sobbing, while they laugh.) Oooh-ho-ho-ho-ho! Oh, Wagsy, it's good to have you back. Ho-ho!
(Shot cuts to Greg closes the book, while called to Murray in the epilogue part.)
Greg: Well, I'd guess we better call Murray, then. (He calls out.) Come on, Murray! We've gotta get to the party on board the S.S. Feathersword! (to camera.) We'll see you later, everybody! Bye!
Anthony: Bye!
Jeff: Bye!
(They all leave. Until, the S.S Feathersword life preserver transition to the song: Silver Bells That Ring In The Night. A scene where The Wiggles, The Wiggly Friends, Officer Beaples, and the pirate crew are doing their special dance at our dock.)
All: (singing) Quack, quack, quack (They're repeating the words to the song.)
(Until, a website pops up to the screen. Then, a bumblebee buzzing sound effect & the flower pops out while The Wiggles Logo is shown at the endboard.)