
This is the transcript for Clap Your Hands.
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(The episode starts with a song: Wiggle, Wiggle, Wiggle. A scene where The Wiggles and their friends are on a ferris wheel showing their names.)
All: (singing) Wiggle!
Wiggle, Wiggle, Wiggle
Wiggle, Wiggle, Wiggle
Wiggle, Wiggle, Wiggle
Doo doo-doo doo-doo
(backing vocals: Ahhh)
Wiggle, Wiggle, Wiggle
Wiggle, Wiggle, Wiggle
Wiggle, Wiggle, Wiggle
Doo
Wiggle, Wiggle with you
Wiggle!
(The title is shown. Until, shot transition to the song: Michael Finnegan. A scene where filming at Qudos Banks Arena, in Sydney on December 19, 2015 to perform The Wiggles BIG SHOW! & CinderEmma.)
Anthony: I wonder if you could clap your hands to an old Irish tune called "Michael Finnegan". OK, let's start it off really slow. Are you ready? Oh, Simon?
Simon: Yeah.
Anthony: Can you lead the clapping?
Simon: Oh.
Anthony: And lead the singing?
Simon: Love to.
Anthony: Fantastic, mate.
(Anthony is playing the banjo to the tune really slowly, while everyone is clapping their hands.)
Simon: Yeah, let's clap, everyone. Here we go.
(singing) There was an old man named Michael Finnegan,
He had whiskers on his chin-a-gen,
Along came the wind and blew them in again,
Poor old Michael Finnegan. Begin Again.
Anthony: Fantastic.
Simon: That was great. Now, that was nice, slow clapping, but let's try something else. Let's all clap really fast together, and then Anthony on the banjo, Michael on the bass guitar, Lachy on the keyboard, and Captain on that good old tambourine can try to keep up with how fast we clap. Are you ready? We're gonna clap really fast, all together. And...
(Anthony is playing the banjo to the tune really faster, while everyone is clapping their hands quickly.)
Simon: That's it. Faster and faster! Faster! Hey, hey!
Captain Feathersword: Wow!
(Shot transition to the Wigglehouse. Until, it translates to the song: Vegetable Soup. A scene where Captain Feathersword is gonna have some vegetable soup for The Wiggles in the Wiggly kitchen.)
Captain Feathersword: Ho-ho! Right, me Wiggly hearties, let's make some vegetable soup.
Wiggles: What do we need, Captain?
Captain Feathersword: (singing) One zucchini
(with The Wiggles singing) (One zucchini)
Captain Feathersword: (singing) One tomato too
(with The Wiggles singing) (One tomato too)
Captain Feathersword: (singing) One chopped onion
(with The Wiggles singing) (One chopped onion)
Captain Feathersword: (singing) A little touched of garlic too
(with The Wiggles singing) (A little touch of garlic too)
Captain Feathersword: (singing) Put them in the pot
and you've got vegetable soup
a ha ha ha a ha ha a ha ha
(with The Wiggles singing) Put them in the pot
and you've got vegetable soup
a ha ha ha a ha ha a ha ha.
Captain Feathersword: Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Ho-ho! Thanks for your help, me hearties. All the ingredients are in. A few stirs of the pot, and the good old Captain's grandma's... (He takes off his pirate hat.) ..rest her soul... (He puts his pirate hat back on.) ..recipe of vegetable soup will become a beautiful soup for you Wiggles to eat. (He chuckles, while bringing a pot of vegetable soup.)
(Song: "Thank You, Captain". A scene where The Wiggles thanked Captain Feathersword for making the vegetable soup.)
Simon: (singing) Thank you, Captain
Emma: (singing) Wonderful, Captain
Anthony: (singing) Soup specialist
Lachy: (singing) We are sure you're the best
Emma: (singing) This soup is mighty delectable
Simon: (singing) Grandma's recipe's collectable
Lachy: (singing) Gastronomic treasure
(with Anthony, Simon & Emma singing.) Gastronomic treasure.
Captain Feathersword: Whoo-hoo-hoo! I'm glad you like it, me hearties. But Anthony, uh, slow down with the consumption! (He chuckles that Anthony is eating vegetable soup quickly.) You'll get a tummy ache! Eat slowly, me hearty.
Anthony: Oh, Captain! It was so good. Please, sir, may I have some more? (He's giving an empty bowl to Captain Feathersword.)
Captain Feathersword: Some more? Some more? Whoo-hoo! Of course you can, me hearty! But please, eat it slowly, Anthony. (He's giving some more vegetable soup to Anthony.)
Anthony: Oh, I'll try, good Captain. But this is so yummy! (He takes a deep inhale & slurps all the vegetable soup.)
Captain Feathersword: Huh?
Emma: Huh?
Simon: Huh?
Lachy: Huh?
Anthony: (He made a very loud burp that he ate vegetable soup.) Captain, you warned my I'd have a sore tummy if I ate too fast, and it's happened, old master of merriment and mirth. Old seafaring seahorse, it's happened! It's happened! Sore tummy!
Captain Feathersword: Oh! Well, at least you liked the soup! Hoo-hoo!
Emma: Oh, Anthony! You have an appointment for a quick haircut at the Singing Barbers of Wiggle Town. Maybe the sit down will help your tummy.
Anthony: Oh, I hope you're right, dear Emma. I hope you're right. (He leaves the Wiggly kitchen.)
Captain Feathersword: Oh! (with Emma, Simon & Lachy waving goodbye to Anthony.) Bye! Hope the tummy settles!
(Shot transition to The Singing Barbers of Wiggle Town. Until, it translates to Emma Irish dancing when she enters, while the Singing Barbers saying hello in a-capella.)
Simon: (He's singing acapella.) Hello.
Paul: (He's singing acapella.) Hello.
Lachy: (He's singing acapella.) Hello.
Jackie: (He's singing acapella.) Hello.
Anthony: Oh, hi, Singing Barbers of Wiggle Town. Good to see you. You know, I'd love an Elvis hairdo today to make me feel a little bit better. I'm a bit down in the dumps and feeling a bit, you know, sick and sorry, because I had two bowls of soup this morning. Yeah, I ate them way too fast. (He groans.) My tummy is grumbling!
Paul: (He's singing acapella.) Anthony, we shall give you an Elvis haircut and a song about where to go. If your tummy doesn't get better.
Anthony: Thank you very much, Singing Barbers.
(Lachy blows a single note in F during the song: Say Aah at the Doctors. A scene where the Singing Barbers are gonna have Anthony a haircut.)
Simon, Paul, Lachy & Jackie: (They're singing acapella.) Doc a-doc doc, dc a-doc doc
Doc a-doc doc, dc a-doc doc
You can open up your mouth
And you can say aah at the doctors
(Simon, Paul & Jackie: (singing) At the doctors)
(with Lachy singing acapella.) You can open up your mouth
And you can say aah at the doctors
(Simon, Paul & Jackie: (singing) At the doctors)
(with Lachy singing acapella.) You can listen to the stethoscope
Paul: (He's singing acapella.) Stethoscope
(with Simon, Lachy & Jackie singing acapella.) And get the medicine for your throat.
They've got everything that you'll
Ever need to feel better.
(Simon, Paul & Jackie: (singing) To feel better)
(with Lachy singing acapella.) They got lots of toys in the waiting room
At the doctors.
(Simon, Paul & Jackie: (singing) At the doctors)
(with Lachy singing acapella.) There are lots of toys in the waiting room
At the doctors.
(Simon, Paul & Jackie: (singing) At the doctors)
(with Lachy singing acapella.) You can always read a book
Paul: (He's singing acapella.) A book
(with Simon, Lachy & Jackie singing acapella.) Out the window you can look.
Lots of things to do in the waiting room
At the doctors
Here at the doctors
Here at the doctors.
Anthony: (He looks through the mirror.) Wow! Singing Barbers, your song and your hair artistry have made me feel so much better. So I'd just like to say... (He imitates to Elvis Presley.) ..thank you. Thank you very much. And until next time, it's Viva Las Vegas.
Simon: (He's singing acapella.) Viva Las Vegas.
Paul: (He's singing acapella.) Viva Las Vegas.
Lachy: (He's singing acapella.) Viva Las Vegas.
Jackie: (He's singing acapella.) Viva Las Vegas. Take away the V and that's... (with others singing acapella.) ..iva Las Vegas. (with others laughing after Anthony leaves.)
(Shot transition to the Wiggly Arena. Then, it translates to the song: Joannie Works With One Hammer. A scene where Simon is doing the actions about hammering with Joannie.)
Simon: (singing) Joannie works with one hammer
one hammer, one hammer
Joannie works with one hammer
then she works with two.
Joannie works with two hammers
two hammers, two hammers
Joannie works with two hammers
then she works with three.
Joannie works with three hammers
three hammers, three hammers
Joannie works with three hammers
then she works with four.
Joannie works with four hammers
four hammers, four hammers
Joannie works with four hammers
then she works with five.
Joannie works with five hammers
five hammers, five hammers
Joannie works with five hammers
then she falls to sleep.
(He sleeps. Until, Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle! logo transition to Anthony arrived at Wigglehouse looking at a new hairstyle to show Emma & Lachy.)
Anthony: Have a look at my hair, guys. I'm feeling so good now. And talking about good, is there something good on the Wiggly TV? (He wiggles his fingers.)
Emma: (She wiggles her fingers.) Well, Anthony, we're glad you're feeling better, and there is something good to watch on the TV. Let's watch Simon meet all of his animal friends in "Camille Saint-Saëns: Carnival of the Animals". (She's using a remote to turn the TV on.)
(It fades into a scene where the circus tent called, Camille Saint-Saëns: Carnival of the Animals. Until, it translates to Cuckoo, Cuckoo.)
Lion: Roar.
Donkey: Hee-haw.
Tortoise: Yoo-hoo.
Rooster: Cock-a-doodle-doo.
Elephant: Trumpet.
Kangaroo: Boing, boing.
Fish: Bulp, bulp.
The Long-Eared People: Shh.
Cuckoo: Cuckoo.
Simon: They were all getting tired. It was getting very late
but the sound of the cuckoo would keep them all awake.
Cuckoo: Cuckoo.
Simon: The cuckoo flew on ahead way up through the sky.
There's the fish, there's the elephant and the kangaroo hopped by.
On marched the lion tall and proud.
The rooster, donkey, tortoise and long-eared people not a sound.
Cuckoo: Cuckoo.
Simon: On and on they went on their merry way
to the carnival of the animals that very day.
(Shot transition to circus tent. Then, the camera translates to the Wigglehouse. Until, it translates to Lachy falls asleep after watching the Carnival of the Animals on Wiggly TV.)
Emma: (She gasps.) Wow! That cuckoo kept the animals awake... except for Lachy. Oh, what do we do? What do we do?
Simon: (He arrives.) Oh, g'day, guys.
Anthony: G'day, cobber.
Simon: Oh, wow! Oh, Lachy's asleep! He needed the cuckoo to keep him awake. I know! On the count of three, let's all say, "Cuckoo! Cuckoo!" And that should keep him awake. Are you ready? Here we go. (with Emma & Anthony.) 1, 2, 3. Cuckoo! Cuckoo!
Lachy: (He blubbers, while waking up.) Thanks for waking me up, everybody. I was dreaming of a beautiful cuckoo bird that woke me up like this. Cuckoo! Cuckoo! But before that, I dreamt that I was dancing with Dorothy the Dinosaur!
Anthony: Oh, Lachy! Sometimes, dreams do come true, mate. Come on, let's all dance with Dorothy the Dinosaur. (with others give thumbs up.)
(Shot transition to the Wiggle Park. It translates to the song: Dorothy Pas De Deux. A scene where Dorothy is dancing to the ballet, while The Wiggles could show Dorothy how to dance the pas de deux.)
Lachy: (singing) Dorothy pas de deux
Dance with me
Simon: (singing) Dorothy pas de deux
Dance with me
Wiggles: (singing) La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la,
la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
Thank you Dorothy
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
Thank you Dorothy
Emma: (singing) Dorothy pas de deux
Dance with me
(Instrumental break to Anthony playing his blue Maton electric guitar.)
Wiggles: (singing) La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
Thank you Dorothy
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
Thank you Dorothy
Dorothy pas de deux
Dance with me.
(Shot cuts to Emma's dance studio. Then, shot transition to the song: This is How We Dance Ballet. A scene where Emma could dance ballet with Lachy.)
Emma & Lachy: (singing) Rise and low, a demi plié
Lachy: (singing) This is how we dance ballet
Dégagé and point your toe
(with Emma singing.) Rise up and turn around you go
Temps levé, temp levé, dance ballet
Rise and low, a demi plié
Lachy: (singing) This is how we dance ballet
(Instrumental break to do a big finish.)
(with Emma singing.) Dance ballet.
(Shot transition to the Wigglehouse. Until, it translates to the song: Dressing Up (Sailor). A scene where Captain Feathersword, Dorothy & Wags are playing the instruments, while Anthony & the dancers are in their sailor outfits.)
Anthony: (singing) I'm putting on my sailor suit
I've got my sailor's hat and my sailor shoes
Oooooh, I'm dressing up in style
Dressing up is so much fun
You can dress as anyone
You can use any clothes you find
Dressing it up
(with others singing.) We're putting on our sailor suits
We've got my sailor's hats and our sailor shoes
(himself singing.) Oooooh, we're dressing up in style
Oooooh, we're dressing up in style.
(4 colored rectangles with music notes sliding transition horizontally transition to the song: If You're Happy and You Know It. A scene where The Wiggles felt very happy, while clapping our hands, stamping our feet and shout "hooray".)
Lachy: (singing) If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands
If you're happy and you know it
Then you really ought to show it
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands
Emma: (singing) If you're happy and you know it, stamp your feet
If you're happy and you know it, stamp your feet
If you're happy and you know it
Then you really ought to show it
If you're happy and you know it, stamp your feet
Simon: (singing) If you're happy and you know it, shout, "Hooray!"
The Other Wiggles: Hooray!
Simon: (singing) If you're happy and you know it, shout, "Hooray!"
The Other Wiggles: Hooray!
Simon: (singing) If you're happy and you know it
Then you really ought to show it
If you're happy and you know it, shout, "Hooray!"
The Other Wiggles: Hooray!
All: (singing) If you're happy and you know it, do all three
(Clap, Stamp & Hooray!)
If you're happy and you know it, do all three
(Clap, Stamp & Hooray!)
If you're happy and you know it
Then you really ought to show it
If you're happy and you know it, do all three
(Clap, Stamp & Hooray!)
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands
If you're happy and you know it
Then you really ought to show it
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.
(They were clapping since the song is over. Until, Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle! logo transition to Lachy dancing to the shimmie shake since when he was a little Wiggle.)
Lachy: (singing) Shimmie Shake.
Let's all do the Shimmie Shake.
"The Shimmie Shake" is such a great song, and it's got great dance to it, too. And we've been dancing "The Shimmie Shake" since we were little Wiggles. You can try it too.
(singing) Shimmie, shimmie, shimmie
Whoa-oh-oh!
Whoa-oh!
(Shot transition to the song: Little Wiggles Theme. A scene where Lachy sings offscreen, while going back in time to see what they're younger.)
Lachy: (singing offscreen) Let's go back in time when The Wiggles they were younger
Emma wore her glasses while she sang a song
Let's go back in time when The Wiggles they were younger
Emma wore her glasses, Simon played trombone
Bo, bo, bo, bo
Let's go back in time when The Wiggles they were younger
Emma wore her glasses, Simon played trombone
Lachy Irish danced, too-roo-loo-ra-lay
Let's go back in time when The Wiggles they were younger
Emma wore her glasses, Simon played trombone
Lachy Irish danced, Anthony played guitar and the bagpipes, too
(Bagpipes playing Scotland the Brave. Until, the title show up. Then, it translates to the song: The Shimmie Shake! A scene where The Little Wiggles are dancing to their shimmie shake.)
Little Anthony: It's time to dance, "The Shimmie Shake" dance. Come on. Join in. It's fun!
Little Lachy: (singing) Shimmie Shake.
Let's all do the Shimmie Shake.
Shake it on way down low.
Shake it on high.
Shimmie, shimmie, shimmie
Whoa-oh-oh!
Whoa-oh!
Hear the drumbeat, hear the guitar.
When you dance this way, you do the Shimmie Shake
Doo, Doo,
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo, Doo doo
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo, Doo, doo
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo, Doo, doo
Twistin' break
Let's all do a twistin break.
Really take a twistin break.
We're twisting wide.
Shimmie, shimmie, shimmie
Whoa-oh-oh!
Whoa-oh!
Hear the drumbeat, hear the guitar.
When you dance this way, you do the Shimmie Shake!
Doo, Doo,
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo, Doo doo
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo, Doo, doo
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo, Doo, doo
Shimmie shake!
(Shot transition to the Wiggly Arena sign. Then, it translates to the song: Wags The Dog, He Likes To Tango. A scene where they filmed in January to perform The Wiggles Australia Day Concert 2016.)
Anthony: Well, everybody, there's someone else very special about to come and dance with us. He's a doggy, he's got dancing feet, and he loves it when you howl to him. Can everybody give a big howl to Wags the Dog? (with Lachy, Simon & Emma howl, until Wags howls arrived at the stage.)
Wags: (He barks & howls.)
Anthony: Here he comes, everybody! Wags!
Simon: (singing) Wags the Dog,
(Wags barks while their backing vocals singing: he likes to tango)
Simon: (singing) Wags the Dog,
(Wags barks while their backing vocals singing: he calls it rango)
Simon: (singing) Wags the Dog,
(Wags barks while their backing vocals singing: it rhymes with mango)
Wiggles: Cha-cha-cha!
Simon: (singing) Wags the Dog,
(Wags barks while their backing vocals singing: he likes to tango)
Simon: (singing) Wags the Dog,
(Wags barks while their backing vocals singing: he calls it rango)
Simon: (singing) Wags the Dog,
(Wags barks while their backing vocals singing: it rhymes with mango)
Wiggles: Cha-cha-cha!
(Wags barks before the Instrumental break to Wags could do some different types of dancing.)
Anthony: Everybody, here he comes to dance. He starts with robot. He's doing... (He laughs.) ..the worm. Now Aussie dancing! Beauty, mate. Give him a big clap, everybody! Wags!
Simon: (singing) Wags the Dog,
(Wags barks while their backing vocals singing: he likes to tango)
Simon: (singing) Wags the Dog,
(Wags barks while their backing vocals singing: he calls it rango)
Simon: (singing) Wags the Dog,
(Wags barks while their backing vocals singing: it rhymes with mango)
Wiggles: Olé!
Anthony: Wags!
(Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle! logo transition to the end credits are rolling.)
All: (singing) Wiggle!
Wiggle, Wiggle, Wiggle
Wiggle, Wiggle, Wiggle
Wiggle, Wiggle, Wiggle
Doo doo-doo doo-doo
(backing vocals: Ahhh)
Wiggle, Wiggle, Wiggle
Wiggle, Wiggle, Wiggle
Wiggle, Wiggle, Wiggle
Doo
Wiggle, Wiggle with you
Wiggle!