This is the transcript for Communication.
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(The episode starts with a song: In The Wiggles' World.)
(An opening scene from the TV Series 2 is shown.)
Greg: (singing) We know a world, a magic world
Come with us and see
(with the Other Wiggles singing.) Anything can happen in this special world
It can happen to you or me
Greg: (singing) It's where The Wiggles live
Why don't you come along
And meet their friends as well.
There's music and dancing, magic and games
(with the Other Wiggles singing.) And lots of great stories to tell
In The Wiggles' world, in The Wiggles' world
You're all welcome here
Greg: (singing) So let's give a cheer
Welcome to The Wiggles' world.
(with the Other Wiggles singing.) In The Wiggles' world. In The Wiggles' world
Greg: (singing) You're all welcome here, so let's give a cheer, welcome to The Wiggles' world.
(A sparkle glitter transition to the song: Dorothy The Dinosaur (Tell Me Who Is That Knocking?). Dorothy is on the left side giggling and the door is on the right side.)
Greg: (singing off-screen) Dorothy the Dinosaur,
Tell me who is that knocking on your door?
Dorothy: Who's there?
Greg: (singing) Is it Captain with his feathersword?
Captain Feathersword: (He's arriving and knocking on the door.) Ahoy there, me hearties. (leaves)
Greg: (singing) Is it Henry and Wags knocking on your door?
(Henry and Wags arrive knocking on the door and leave.)
Dorothy (She giggles.) the Dinosaur,
Tell me who is that knocking on your door?
Dorothy: Who's there?
Greg: (singing) Is it Jeff snoring fast asleep?
(Jeff sleepwalks.)
Is it Anthony with lots of food to eat?
Anthony: (He's arriving holding food and knocking on the door.) Wa-hoo! What great food! (leaves)
Greg: (singing) Is it Murray with his red guitar?
(Murray arrives knocking on the door, plays his electric guitar and leaves.)
Greg: (singing) Is it Greg?
(He's arriving knocking on the door.) With the Big Red Car?
Dorothy: I'll open my door and see who it is. (She opens the door and sees The Wiggles, Anthony, Murray, Jeff and Greg, Captain Feathersword, Henry the Octopus and Wags the Dog and giggles.)
Captain Feathersword: Ahoy there, Dorothy.
Greg: Hello, Dorothy.
Anthony: Wa-hoo, Dorothy.
Dorothy: Hello, everybody.
(Captain Feathersword closes the door.)
Greg: (singing) This is Captain, Henry and Wags too
And it's The Wiggles. We'll sing a song for you.
Dorothy (She giggles.) the Dinosaur,
Now you know who knocked on your front door.
Dorothy: (She giggles.)
(A CGI Dorothy using her lawnmower while waving the screen transition to Flora Door is teaching the singing lessons at night.)
Flora Door: Every time I hear The Wiggles sing, I wish I could sing too. That's why I'm going to take singing lessons.
Professor Singalotta Songa: (He arrives at Wiggles at night.) Mi mi-mi-mi mi. La la-la-la la...
Flora Door: He's here!
Professor Singalotta Songa: La la-la-la la... (He falls down on the flowers.) Arggh! Oh! Oh! Me oh mio! Pasta fazul! Ooh!
Flora Door: Oops! I forgot to turn on the light.
Professor Singalotta Songa: Oh, I hope I've not broken my tuning fork. (He rings with a fork and he sings operatically.) Ahh! Still in tune... (He rings with a fork at night.) The turning fork is always in tune... (He rings with fork while he's in tune.) That way the instruments are in tune and I'm in tune... (The fork rings while talking.) Ahh! (Flora Door really clears her throat.) Ah! Madame Flora la Door-a. (He comes to the steps.) I am Professore Singalotta Songa... at your service.
Flora Door: Oh, it's so nice of you to come.
Professor Singalotta Songa: Oh, not at all.
Flora Door: Will you be able to teach me to sing, Professor Songa?
Professor Singalotta Songa: But of course. I'm a great singing teacher. Now, repeat after me. (He sings opera.) La la la la-la la-la.
Flora Door: (She sings quietly.) La la la la-la la-la.
Professor Singalotta Songa: Oh, yes. Not bad. But a little soft. Now, you must be LOUDER! Ready? (He sings opera.) La la la la-la la la.
Flora Door: (She sings a little more loudly.) La la la la-la la la.
Professor Singalotta Songa: Ah, yes, and louder, LOUDER! La la la la-la la la. You must breathe... (He breathes in and out.) ..from your tum-tum. And relax on your hinges. (He breathes in and out.) Ahh! (He breathes in and out again.) Ahh! You see? Like me, breathe from your tum-tum. (He breathes in and out.) Ahhhh! You see? Not from your throat, like this. (He heard a squawk loudly.)
Flora Door: I'll try. (She sings opera.) La!
Professor Singalotta Songa: Oh, bravo! Magnifico! Oh, now, we must sing together. Ready? One, two, three... (with Flora Door.) La!
(Meanwhile, at Wags's House he heard an echoing loud singing opera, while he gets up and runs around. Another one runs around the room and crawls under it. Wags barks while he finds his voice. They all look around the house. He claps his hands, while he finds anything. Wags really needs to look anything further and further. Then, Dorothy the Dinosaur is in the garden while she's sad about your help.)
Dorothy: Oh no! Someone's crying for help at the Wiggles' house! Oh, no! Oh, me! Oh, my!
(The Awake Wiggles come out of Wigglehouse with flashlights while he teaches his singing lesson.)
Murray: Who's out there? Hello?!
Greg: Don't you realize it's the middle of the night?
Anthony: Who screamed?!
Professor Singalotta Songa: Screamed? Who screamed? You didn't scream. I didn't scream.
Murray: Guys, did you hear that?
Greg: Where's that coming from.
(The Wiggly Friends arrive.)
Murray: Let's look around.
Greg: It's very strange. It's the middle of the night too.
(Officer Beaples arrives blowing their whistle and points to the entrance of the house. Wags really gets a bark.)
Dorothy: Who is that?
Anthony: Who are you?!
(He walks to a pretend opera teacher.)
Professor Singalotta Songa: I am Professore Singalotta Songa, singing teacher to doors.
Murray: Singing teacher?
Anthony and Greg: Singing teacher for doors?
Flora Door: I can explain, everyone. That professor is teaching me to sing.
Murray: At night?
Professor Singalotta Songa: Yes, some of my students work all day therefore I must teach them at night, and then sleep all day!
Anthony: But, Flora, why learn to sing at night? Why don't you ask the good professor to teach you during the day?
Flora Door: I'm busy during the day, you know. I work very hard, opening, closing, opening, closing.
Greg: Mmm. I see. So you can't do your work and learn to sing at the same time?
Flora Door: It's impossible! How can I sing when I'm opening, closing, opening, closing?
Professor Singalotta Songa: (He sings opera.) Yes, to sing you must concentrate.
Murray: I know! Why don't we use the back door while the professor's teaching Flora?
Greg: Yeah, why not? I mean, we just used it then.
Anthony: Great idea, Murray.
Flora Door: You boys don't mind?
Greg: No, Flora.
Wiggles: We don't mind at all!
Professor Singalotta Songa: (He sings opera.) Yes, and I don't mind either. Now, I must be off home. My work here is done. I'm very tired. (He yawns while he's tired.) I must get some sleep. Ciao!
Wiggles: Ciao!
Professor Singalotta Songa: La la la la-la la la, La-la la la, La-la la la...
(He's leaving, while the sun goes up till it's morning.)
Murray: Good idea. Sleep, that sounds great.
Anthony: Yeah. Yeah! Hey, everybody, get into your beds and get to sleep before the morning comes.
Greg: Oh, no! It's too late. It's morning already. Oh, we've missed out on our sleep.
Wiggles: Oh, no! (They fall asleep, while Jeff arrives.)
Jeff: Ah! What a great sleep I had. What a fine day! Wha...? Why’s everyone sleeping? (He looks at the watch.) It's time to wake up and start the day. Hey, wake up, everyone! Hmm. Hey, will you help me wake them up? After three, ready? One, two, three, WAKE UP EVERYONE! (They all wake up and mumble.) Thank you!
(An alarm clock transition to the song: Wake Up Jeff! (Live from The Wiggles Big Show). The scene was filmed at Melbourne Sports and Entertainment Centre during their 1997 Big Show Tour on November 7th, where Anthony, Greg and Murray spotted Jeff falling asleep.)
Anthony: Oh, no.
Greg: (with Murray.) Oh, no! (himself.) I don't believe this! (to audience.) You're right, everybody, look at that. Jeffery is always falling asleep, isn't yet?
Anthony: Yeah.
Murray: Um, Greg, he seems to be in a really deep sleep this time. So, we're gonna have to think of a different way to wake Jeff up. (to audience.) Can anyone think of a different way to wake Jeff up? Any ideas? (The children shout.) Yes? What's your idea?
Child: Tickle him! Tickle him!
Murray: That's a good idea! What's your name? Melissa? Melissa said, why don't we sing a song? Ah, now, I wonder. That's a great idea, Melissa. If we sing, that might wake him up. Can anyone think of a song we might be able to sing? (The children shout.) Anyone got an idea? What's your idea, back there? 'Wake Up, Jeff', yes? And what's your name? Stephanie. Stephanie said, why don't we sing 'Wake Up Jeff'? Great idea. Great thinking, Melissa and Stephanie. Now, if you don't know how to sing 'Wake Up Jeff', my friend Anthony is here to help you.
Anthony: Yes. No problem, everyone. What we do, you get your hands ready like this, and we sing this together.
Greg: Wake Up Jeff... Hey, his head moved.
Anthony: This might work, everyone. Let's try it again. Ready?
Wiggles: Wake Up Jeff...
(He snores very quiet and doesn't work.)
Anthony: We might have to sing the whole song, everyone. Why don't we all sing it together, and let's wake up Jeff together, everybody?
Wiggles: (singing) Wake Up Jeff!
Greg: (singing) Everybody's wiggling.
Wiggles: (singing) Wake Up Jeff!
Greg: (singing) We really need you.
Wiggles: (singing) Wake Up Jeff!
Greg: (singing) You're missing all the fun now.
Wake Up Jeff before the day's through.
What's that sound? I can hear somebody snoring.
What's that sound? It's not Murray or Greg.
Anthony's awake so let's have another guess now.
Oh my goodness! It must be Jeff!
Wiggles: (singing) Wake Up Jeff!
Greg: (singing) Everybody's wiggling.
Wiggles: (singing) Wake Up Jeff!
Greg: (singing) We really need you.
Wiggles: (singing) Wake Up Jeff!
Greg: (singing) You're missing all the fun now.
Wake Up Jeff before the day's through.
(Guitar solo for an instrumental break, while Jeff's snoring.)
Murray: Help us try and wake Jeff up. When I count to three, let's all say, "Wake up, Jeff!" One, two, three! (with Greg and Anthony.) Wake up, Jeff!
Greg: Alright, he's awake!
Murray: He's asleep again.
Wiggles: Oh, no!
Greg: (singing) Dorothy the Dinosaur is munching on some roses.
Wags the Dog is digging up bones.
Henry the Octopus is dancing round in circles.
Wake Up Jeff! We need you for the show!
Wiggles: (singing) Wake Up Jeff!
Greg: (singing) Everybody's wiggling.
Wiggles: (singing) Wake Up Jeff!
Greg: (singing) We really need you.
Wiggles: (singing) Wake Up Jeff!
Greg: (singing) You're missing all the fun now.
Wake Up Jeff before the day's through.
Jeff: Wow! Wow!
Murray: Give yourselves a big clap, everyone. You woke Jeff up.
(Pirate ship transition to Captain Feathersword looking up in a book while the pirate crew asks to speak doggy language.)
Captain Feathersword: Oh! Ahoy there, me little hearties. Whoo-hoo-hoo! I'm just reading something in this here book and then I'm trying to remeborise it. (He's walking to the dock.)
Rudolf: "Rememborise" it?
Charlie: He means 'memorise', so he won't forget what he read.
Rudolf: Oh, so he can say it again later without reading it.
Captain Feathersword: Aye, that be right, me hearty. I look, I read... I rememborise. (He closes the book.)
Rudolf: He means memorise.
(They get a ding on the dock. While he memorizes it.)
Captain Feathersword: Woof! Woof! Arf! Bow-wow. (He opens the book and closes it.) Ooh! I rememborised it. Woof! Woof! Arf! Bow-wow. Oh, I did! I rememborised it. Oh, listen to this, me hearties. Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo. Woof! Woof! Arf! Bow-wow. I rememborised it! Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
Charlie: Captain, we're worried about you.
Captain Feathersword: Oh, you are? Why's that, Pirate Charlie?
Rudolf: You be barking and growling like a dog.
Captain Feathersword: Oh, that's because I'm learning doggy talk. Hoo-hoo-hoo!
Crew: Doggy talk?
Captain Feathersword: Oh, yes. I read it in this here book, and then I close the book, I think about it inside my pirate head, that's where all the rememberers be, and then... I rememborise it! Woof! Woof! Arf! Bow-wow. Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
Charlie: But, why are you learning doggy talk, Captain?
Captain Feathersword: Well, so that I can talk to Wags the Dog and he'll understand me. Ha-ha! Whoo-hoo! (Wags arrives with a growl.) Ooh!
Wags: Ruff! Ruff!
Captain Feathersword: Er... Woof! Woof! Arf! Bow-wow. (He barks to the Captain.) Er... Woof! Woof! Arf! Bow-wow. Ooh! (He's doing the polka while the music plays.) Whoa! Hey, watch it, Wags! Whoa-ho! Whoa! Whoa! Hoo!
Charlie: I wonder what the Captain said to Wags?
Rudolf: Ah! Uh-huh.
Ben: Well...?
Rudolf: What did he say?
Captain Feathersword: Oh!
Charlie: What is it?
Rudolf: "Woof! Woof! Arf! Bow-wow," means "I want to dance the doggy polka with you."
Ben and Charlie: Ah!
Captain Feathersword: Whoa! Wags, watch it! Slow down! Whoa! Wags! Slow downnnn!
(They all disappear behind the door while he scares Wags away. Magic hat transition to Greg trying to lure the carrot glove with the rabbit out of the hat.)
Greg: You'll come out of the hat now, my little rabbit. Ha ha ha! La-la-la-la la, la, la, la, la.
Anthony: What is that, Greg?
Greg: This is a carrot glove.
Anthony: Oh, a carrot glove.
Greg: Yeah, I'm going to try and lure the rabbit out of the hat.
Anthony: Lure the rabbit out of the hat?
Greg: Mm-hm.
Anthony: Good. How?
Greg: Well, I place the carrot glove...
Anthony: With your hand inside.
Greg: With my hand inside, yes. And when the rabbit sees it...
Anthony: He'll think it's a carrot.
Greg: Yeah, and he'll grab it, but I'll grab the rabbit instead.
Anthony: Oh, yes! Aha! It's wonderful, but do you think it'll work? Well, magicians' rabbits are very clever, you know.
Greg: Ah, but not as clever as the magician, which is... me! Ha-ha!
Anthony: Mmm, well, I have to say, that carrot glove is very clever.
Greg: Thank you. Shh! (He heard a rabbit chitter out of the hat.) I think I can hear it coming. Ah! Rabbit, look at the big carrot! Yummy, yum, yum. (He whispers quietly.) Any minute now. Aha! I've got the rabbit! I have him by the ears!
Anthony: Ooh, now, don't hurt him.
Greg: Oh, don't worry. I'm pulling very gently. He's actually heavier than I thought.
Anthony: Need help?
Greg: Oh, no, no, no. I can do it. (He gets the rubber chicken out with a grunt from the hat.)
Anthony: (He laughs.) That's not a rabbit! It's a rubber chicken. (He laughs again from the hat, while the rabbit chitters.) Oh, nice try, Greg. Look, here's something that will cheer you up.
(A CGI Zardo Zap's Spaceship transition to the song: Zardo Zap. A scene where Leanne Halloran as Zardo Zap. While, The Wiggles, their kids & dancers are dancing with an alien.)
Greg: (singing) Well Zardo Zap was flying around
She landed her saucer here on the ground
Zardo Zap hadn't been here long
When she started singing this song
All: Coo coo coo coo coo coo coo coo coo coo
Coo coo coo coo coo coo coo coo coo coo
Coo coo coo coo coo coo coo coo coo coo
Coo coo coo coo coo coo coo coo
Greg: (singing) When everybody saw her on the ground
People started gathering around
Very soon her song caught on
Everyone sang along
All: Coo coo coo coo coo coo coo coo coo coo
Coo coo coo coo coo coo coo coo coo coo
Coo coo coo coo coo coo coo coo coo coo
Coo coo coo coo coo coo coo coo
Greg: (singing) She thought that Earth was really hip
She was tired and hungry after making the trip
Thirty zillion clicks is a long way to come
To get some pappadums
All: Coo coo coo coo coo coo coo coo coo coo
Coo coo coo coo coo coo coo coo coo coo
Coo coo coo coo coo coo coo coo coo coo
Coo coo coo coo coo coo coo coo
Coo coo coo coo coo coo coo coo coo coo
Coo coo coo coo coo coo coo coo coo coo
Coo coo coo coo coo coo coo coo coo coo
Coo coo coo coo coo coo coo coo
(Clouds transition to Murray and Jeff are on the ground watching the clouds float by.)
Murray: Not many clouds today, Jeff.
Jeff: Nope. The sky is nice and clear.
Murray: You know, Zardo Zap's up there somewhere.
Jeff: She lives on a star far, far away.
Murray: Oh, no, not a star, Jeff. She lives on a planet. Stars would be much too hot.
Jeff: A star like our sun, that's very hot.
Murray: Yeah, Zardo Zap lives on planet just like we do.
Jeff: Our planet Earth, it's a perfect planet. It's not too hot and it's not too cold.
Murray: It's not the only planet, you know. There's Mars, Mercury, Venus, Saturn.
Jeff: Um, Neptune, Uranus, Jupiter and... Pluto.
Murray: Yeah, that's right.
Jeff: Um, are there any more?
Murray: Well, they think so, but no one's seen them, not even Zardo's. But we know it's there, because she visits us sometimes.
Jeff: I wish I could see Zardo's planet.
Murray: Well, we can't. First of all, it's daytime.
Jeff: We have to wait until dark?
Murray: Yeah, and even then, she's too far away.
Jeff: Oh, what if we used one of those things, they make something far away seem closer. What are they called?
Murray: Oh, a telescope!
Jeff: That's it, a telescope. Can we use one?
Murray: I don't know. She's very, very far away. It'd have to be a very, very big telescope.
Jeff: Oh. How big?
Murray: Bigger than Wigglehouse, I bet.
Jeff: That's too big!
Murray: Much too big. Hey, maybe Zardo can see us!
Jeff: Do you think so?
Murray: Well, she is magic, isn't she? (They look up while Zardo Zap and the aliens are hearing a beeping sound in space, while they fly when it is magical through a telescope near the earth in space. They all wave goodbye to the aliens. Then, he waves to the alien.) I really do wonder if she can see us.
Jeff: I don't think Zardo can see us, Murray. Her planet is farther away than all those other planets, Mars, Neptune, Saturn, Uranus, Mercury, Venus, Jupiter and Pluto.
Murray: But what if she's got a really enormous magical telescope? Then it doesn't matter how far away we are, we'll seem closer.
Jeff: Do you think so?
Murray: Well, I don't know, but let's wave anyway. Hey, Zardo! Hello, Zardo! Come on, Jeff, wave.
Jeff: Oh, I don't know.
Murray: Hi, Zardo!
Jeff: Do you really think she can see us?
Murray: Look! (The name appears behind the clouds.) It says "Hello, Murray."
Jeff: Hello, Zardo! Hi! Yoo-hoo! It's me!
(They both laugh while they wave. Then, red starry guitars transition to Flora Door teaching The Wiggles to sing.)
Flora Door: La la la la-la la la. La-la la la. La-la la la. (with The Wiggles singing.) La la la la-la la la. La-la la la. La-la la la.
Anthony: Flora Door's decided to sing during the day.
Greg: As long as we practice with her.
Murray: And you know what? All this practicing is making us sing better too.
Jeff: It really is!
Wiggles: La la-la-la la la-la-la. La la-la-la la la la la. La la-la-la-la la la-la-la. La la la la la la la…
Anthony: And the best thing is, no more night singing. We can get a goodnight's sleep.
(They all dance outside on the porch while The Wiggles continued to sing.)