
This is the transcript for Counting & Numbers.
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(The episode starts with a song: In The Wiggles' World. An opening scene from the TV Series 2 is shown.)
Greg: (singing) We know a world, a magic world
Come with us and see
(with the Other Wiggles singing) Anything can happen in this special world
It can happen to you or me
Greg: (singing) It's where The Wiggles live
Why don't you come along
And meet their friends as well.
There's music and dancing, magic and games
(with the Other Wiggles singing) And lots of great stories to tell
In The Wiggles' world, in The Wiggles' world
You're all welcome here
Greg: (singing) So let's give a cheer
Welcome to The Wiggles' world.
(with the Other Wiggles singing) In The Wiggles' world. In The Wiggles' world
Greg: (singing) You're all welcome here, so let's give a cheer, welcome to The Wiggles' world.
(A sparkle glitter transition to Dorothy & Wags are holding their ribbon to have a race, while The Wiggles are running through the ribbon & counting to the number four.)
Dorothy: Ready, steady.
Wags: Ruff!
(The Wiggles run through the race until they count to four.)
Anthony: One!
Greg: Two!
Murray: Three!
Jeff: Four!
Anthony: You can count on The Wiggles!
(Then, it translates to the song: I Climb Ten Stairs. Murray plays the red Takamine guitar.)
Greg: (singing) Now there's 10 steps that I must climb
And get up to my home.
Every day as I climb,
I count them as I go.
I count 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 and 6
7, 8, 9, 10.
The Other Wiggles: (singing) He counts 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 and 6
7, 8, 9, 10.
Greg: (singing) And when I get up to the top,
I climb back down again.
I count 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4
3, 2 and 1.
The Other Wiggles: (singing) He counts 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4
3, 2 and 1.
Greg: (singing) Counting as I climb the stairs
Is so much fun.
(An egg transition to chicken coop where we see four large eggs, laid by a chicken.)
Dorothy: (She's narrating offscreen.) Once upon a time, there were four eggs.
Greg: (He suddenly hatches out of the first large egg.) Quack, quack, quack.
Dorothy: (She's narrating offscreen.) Sorry. Once upon a time, there were three eggs, and... oh dear.
Anthony: (He too hatches out of the second large egg.) Quack, quack, quack!
Dorothy: (She narrating offscreen.) Once upon a time, there were two...
Murray: (Once more, this duckling also hatches out of a huge egg.) Quack, quack!
Dorothy: (She narrating rapidly offscreen.) Once upon a time, there was one egg and... (The Wiggles come back quacking, seeing the fourth final egg suddenly wobbling and shaking on its own, till Jeff hatches out of the huge egg. Then, she clears her throat.) Shall we finish the story? (They all continue quacking.) Once upon a time, there were four ducklings. They all hatched out of four big eggs laid by a small chicken. But, instead of being happy, they were sad. (They quack sadly.) They wanted to be four famous singers.
Wiggles: (They sang opera.) Quack, quack, quack. (They continue to quack.)
Dorothy: But no-one will listen to four singing ducks. (They keep quacking sadly.) Except Daddy Duck. He will listen to them sing.
Captain Feathersword: (He arrives quacking. He starts to quack rhythmically.) Quack, quack, quack, quack!
Wiggles: (singing) Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack-quack, quack-quack, quack-quack. Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack-quack, quack-quack, quack-quack...
Dorothy: (She's narrating offscreen.) And the four little ducklings quacked happily ever after.
(Duck transition as a CGI duck walks to the screen, quacks twice and lays a big egg. The egg hatches and it shows to the song: Captain Feathersword. A scene where The Wiggles are teaching Captain how to do a pirate dance.)
Wiggles: (singing) Captain Feathersword he loves to dance
He will show you how
Captain Feathersword, he loves to dance
Captain Feathersword: I will show you now.
Fold your arms in front of you, argh.
Start to hop, it's fun to do, me hearties.
Climb the ropes, c'mon, let's try it.
Now you're dancing like a pirate. Whoa-ho!
Wiggles: (singing) Captain Feathersword he loves to dance
He will show you how
Captain Feathersword, he loves to dance
Captain Feathersword: I will show you now.
Fold your arms in front of you, me hearties.
Bounce up and down, it's fun to do, argh.
Climb the ropes, c'mon, let's try it, argh.
Now you're dancing like a pirate. Oh!
Wiggles: (singing) Captain Feathersword he loves to dance
He will show you how
Captain Feathersword, he loves to dance
Captain Feathersword: Everybody bow. And give yourself a pirate clap, argh.
(They we're all clapping at the end. Until, it translates to Murray who is holding the socks.)
Murray: One... ..two... ..three. Three? What am I going to do with three socks? I've only got two feet.
(Greg comes to get his sock.)
Greg: One, two...three socks? But I only have two feet. What will we do with three socks? What are you gonna do with one sock, Jeff?
Jeff: I don't know, Greg. I've got two feet.
(Greg shrugs, until Anthony comes back with the sock.)
Anthony: Hey, I've only got one sock. And I've got two feet as well.
(Henry arrives with the socks.)
Henry: Hi, Wiggles! How many socks do you have there? (He counts the socks up.) One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. Ah! Exactly what I need to wear my eight new shoes!
Greg: (They are handing the socks to Henry.) There you go, Henry.
Anthony: I'm glad we could help.
Greg: Yeah.
Henry: Thank you. Bye-bye!
(Then, Henry leaves until they say farewell as they exclaim.)
Anthony: Eight legs.
(Big Red Car transition to the song: Big Red Car.)
Greg: We're going for a ride in our Big red Car.
(singing) Jump in the car
And buckle up
And we can ride the whole day long
Jump in the car
Put on my seat belt
And we can ride the whole day long
Ride into town
Walk down the street
Get back in the car
And buckle up into my seat
Yes, that's the way we do it
Riding in our Big Red Car
The Other Wiggles: (singing) Big Red Car
Big Red Car
Greg: (singing) Jump in the car
And buckle up
And we can ride the whole day long
Jump in the car
Put on my seat belt
And we can ride the whole day long
On holidays
We go down to the beach
I get back in the car
And buckle up into my seat
Yes that's the way we do it
Riding in our Big Red Car
The Other Wiggles: (singing) Big Red Car
Greg: (singing) Our Big Red Car
The Other Wiggles: (singing) Big Red Car
Greg: (singing) Our Big Red Car
The Other Wiggles: (singing) Big Red Car
Greg: (singing) Our Big Red Car
The Other Wiggles: (singing) Big Red Car
Greg: (singing) Our Big Red Car
The Other Wiggles: (singing) Big Red Car
Greg: (singing) Our Big Red Car
The Other Wiggles: (singing) Big Red Car
Greg: (singing) Our Big Red Car
The Other Wiggles: (singing) Big Red Car
Greg: (singing) Our Big Red Car
The Other Wiggles: (singing) Big Red Car
Greg: (singing) Our Big Red Car
The Other Wiggles: (singing) Big Red Car
Greg: (singing) Our Big Red Car
The Other Wiggles: (singing) Big Red Car
Greg: (singing) Our Big Red Car
The Other Wiggles: (singing) Big Red Car
Greg: (singing) Our Big Red Car
The Other Wiggles: (singing) Big Red Car
Greg: (singing) Our Big Red Car
The Other Wiggles: (singing) Big Red Car
Greg: (singing) Car Car Car Car Car Car
Car Car Car Car Car Car
The Other Wiggles: (singing) Big Red Car
The Other Wiggles: (singing) Big Red Car
Wiggles: (singing) Our Big Red Car
Our Big Red Car
Our Big Red Car
(A screen pulls over transition to The Wiggles are running with their feet while driving the Big Red Car.)
The Other Wiggles: (singing) Our Big Red Car
Greg: (singing) Our Big Red Car
The Other Wiggles: (singing) Big Red Car
Greg: (singing) Our Big Red Car
The Other Wiggles: (singing) Big Red Car
Greg: (singing) Car Car Car Car Car Car
Car Car Car Car Car Car
(Magic hat transition to Greg announces everyone how to perform a magic trick called finding the white chocolate with under these cups.)
Greg: (He's shuffling their cups.) Hurry, hurry, hurry. Step right up and find the white chocolate.
Anthony: (He arrives asking Greg.) Did you just say "white chocolate"?
Greg: I did, I did, I did. Find it and you can keep it.
Anthony: Mmm, I love white chocolate.
Greg: Then guess which one of these three cups it's under, and you can have it.
Anthony: Ah! It's a guessing game, is it?
Greg: Yes, indeed, yes, indeed. It's a game that requires great guessing skill.
Anthony: And it's under one of these three cups?
Greg: (He picks up a cup then he puts it down.) Yes — one, and only one. (He's shuffling their cups.)
Anthony: Mmm, I love white chocolate, and I guess it's under that cup.
Greg: (He picks up a cup.) Ha! Sorry, but that's a dark...
Anthony: (He's eating a dark chocolate.) Mmm!
Greg: ..chocolate.
Anthony: I love dark chocolate too.
Greg: You're supposed to find the white chocolate! (He picks up a cup then he puts it down.) Now you see it...now you don't. (He's shuffling their cups.) Which one of these two cups covers the white chocolate?
Anthony: That's easy, Greg. Only two cups left. It's under that cup!
Greg: (He picks up a cup.) Ha! Sorry, but that was...
Anthony: (He's eating a milk chocolate.) Delicious!
Greg: You're supposed to find the white chocolate!
Anthony: Well, it's really easy now. There's only one cup left — it must be under that cup. (He picks up a cup then he eats a white chocolate.) Thank you for those three chocolates. They're beautiful! (He leaves, until sharing his sandwich with Greg.) You shared your chocolates with me. I'll share my sandwich with you.
(Greg is holding a sandwich & getting confused. Until, a CGI Dorothy using her lawnmower while waving the screen transition to the song: D.O.R.O.T.H.Y. (My Favourite Dinosaur).)
Anthony: OK, everyone, here's Dorothy!
Greg: (singing) Well, who's that in the garden eating all our red, red roses?
Kids: It's Dorothy!
Dorothy: That's me.
Greg: (singing) She wears a floppy white hat and has yellow spots galore
Anthony: Nice spots, Dorothy.
Dorothy: Thank you!
Greg: (singing) Come on and look at those big green paws.
Kids: Wow!
Greg: (singing) She's a very friendly dinosaur.
Kids: Ooohhhh....
Greg & Kids: (singing) D.O.R.O.T.H.Y. Dorothy the Dinosaur.
Anthony: Talkin' bout.
Greg & Kids: (singing) D.O.R.O.T.H.Y. she's my favourite dinosaur
Dorothy: Ohh!
Greg & Kids: (singing) Romp Bomp a Chomp, hey!
Romp Bomp a Chomp, hey!
Anthony: Oh, I think Dorothy's doing some gardening, guys.
Greg: (singing) She's a really helpful dinosaur
She works so hard in the garden
Murray: She's got her mower,
(with The Other Wiggles singing) She's mowing, she's mowing!
Greg: (singing) Yes, she pulls out all the weeds,
plants more roses and she mows the lawn.
Anthony: Vrm, vrm, vrm, vrmm!
(with The Other Wiggles singing.) She's mowing, she's mowing!
Greg: (singing) When the music starts, she dances on the floor.
Yes, she's a really groovy dinosaur.
Murray: Man, she's groovy!
Kids: Ooohhhh....
Greg & Kids: (singing) D.O.R.O.T.H.Y. Dorothy the Dinosaur.
Anthony: Talkin' 'bout.
Greg & Kids: (singing) D.O.R.O.T.H.Y. she's my favourite dinosaur.
Dorothy: Groovy!
Greg & Kids: (singing) Romp Bomp a Chomp, hey!
Romp Bomp a Chomp, hey!
Anthony: Come on, everyone, let's dance and sing with our friend Dorothy!
Greg & Kids: (singing) D.O.R.O.T.H.Y. Dorothy the Dinosaur.
Dorothy: (She giggles.)
Greg & Kids: (singing) D.O.R.O.T.H.Y. she's my favourite dinosaur.
Dorothy: (She giggles.)
(Bones transition to Captain Feathersword is pushing the treasure that's full of bones.)
Captain Feathersword: Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy! I found some treasure! Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Oh, and it's a big treasure chest too. Oh, and it's very heavy! Ooh, I wonder what's inside? (He grunts about pushing the treasure.) Gold, maybe, or...or maybe jewels! Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Ooh! What do you think's in here? (He puffs and pants stronger.) Ice cream! Ice cream! Well, there must be an awful lot of ice cream if the ice cream's in here, because it's so heavy! Hoo-hoo! Oh, I hope it's ice cream, because I like ice cream too! Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! (He stops the treasure.) Wow! (He gets a gasp.) Shall we see what's inside? Do you want to have a look, me hearties? Let's see. (He opens the lid from the treasure where there is bones everywhere.) Bones?! (Wags and the Waggettes arrive in the kennel.) Bones! (They continue to bark. I guess you like this treasure, huh, boy? Well, why don't you have it then, me scallywags? (They all bark and Wags gives the Captain a hug) Oh yes, Wags. Oh, careful! You'll brush up my feathers that I've just fluffed. Ooh, hang on, now. Let's see, um... (He gets the first bone) Oh, there's, um, one bone... Hoo-hoo! One, and, uh... (He gets the second bone.) two bones! (The Captain looks for some bones. He has found the third bone.) And three bones! Three! And, uh... (He gets the fourth bone out of the chest.) And, uh... four bones! Wow!
Wags: Ruff! Ruff! Ruff! (He howls like a dog in the kennel. Then, the Waggettes leave the outside of the kennel. He shows that the treasure chest is empty.)
Captain Feathersword: Oh...four bones. And...and an empty chest. Well, at least they like the treasure! Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! And...and an empty treasure chest is easier to carry! Hoo-hoo-hoo! (He closes the lid and carries the treasure.) Oh, yeah! Oh, and this is a great-looking treasure chest too! (He runs away and is holding the treasure.) Whoa! Whoa! I'm going to be so happy when I get this back to my ship. Whoa! Whoa! What a nice treasure chest!
(Bones transition to the song: John Bradlelum. A scene where Greg is at an outdoor scenery.)
Greg: (singing) Number 1, number 1
Now the song has just begun.
With a rum-tum-tadelum, oh, John Bradelum
Hey what funny folk we be.
(Greg laughs & Murray arrives.)
Number 2, number 2
The rooster crows cock-a-doodle-doodle-doo.
With a rum-tum-tadelum, oh, John Bradelum
Hey what funny folk we be.
(Greg & Murray laughs & Anthony arrives.)
Number 3, number 3
I like you and you like me.
With a rum-tum-tadelum, oh, John Bradelum
Hey what funny folk we be.
(Greg, Murray & Anthony laughs & Jeff arrives.)
Number 4, number 4
Knock, knock, knock, knock at your door
With a rum-tum-tadelum, oh, John Bradelum
Hey what funny folk we be.
(The Wiggles laugh & Captain Feathersword with a bee arrive coming behind in the distance of the hill.)
Number 5, number 5
5 busy bees buzzing in a hive
With a rum-tum-tadelum, oh, John Bradelum
Hey what funny folk we be.
(Captain Feathersword shoos the bee away, then falls down & The Wiggles are laughing & point at him. Bee transition to Murray & Jeff are looking the clouds in the sky.)
Murray: I love looking at the clouds. Don't you, Jeff?
Jeff: I sure do, Murray.
Murray: Hey, that cloud looks like...a number one.
Jeff: I can see the number two.
Murray: Uh-oh. That cloud looks like...
Jeff: What does that cloud look like, Murray?
Murray: That cloud looks like... rain! Quick! Inside! (with Jeff getting up from the grass & run back into the Wigglehouse until the rain falls. Then, it translates to The Wiggles are gonna get into the Big Red Car, while finding those 10 trees with the help of Captain Feathersword with the S.S Feathersword.)
Anthony: How far's this treasure, Captain Feathersword?
Captain Feathersword: Oh, it's about 10 Wiggle trees, Anthony!
Wiggles: 10 Wiggle trees!
Jeff: That's very, very far!
Greg: Well, we'd better get into Wiggle speed, then. (with Murray, Anthony & Jeff.) Right! Let's go! (himself.) Fasten your seatbelts, everyone.
Anthony: Good idea, Greg. (They're all putting their seat belts on.)
Greg: Ready, Captain?
Captain Feathersword: Ready, me hearties!
Greg: Right. (with Murray, Anthony & Jeff as he stats the engine up.) Whee! One tree! Two trees!
Anthony: Wow. (with Murray, Greg & Jeff.) Three trees! (himself.) Hey, look! (with Murray, Greg & Jeff.) Four trees! (himself.) Ooh! (with Murray, Greg & Jeff.) Five trees! (himself.) Gee! (with Murray, Greg & Jeff.) Six trees! (himself.) Ooh! (with Murray, Greg & Jeff.) Seven trees! (himself.) Ha-ha! (with Murray, Greg & Jeff.) Eight trees. Nine trees! Ten trees!
Greg: (He stopped the engine, after counting to 10 trees.) Here we are, Captain Feathersword — 10 Wiggle trees from where we began.
Captain Feathersword: I'm so glad that your hearties were with me! Oh, I can't count to 10 very easily. I need a little help sometimes.
Wiggles: We're always happy to help, Captain Feathersword.
Captain Feathersword: (He is pointing that he found something.) Look! There she is!
Wiggles: The treasure!
Captain Feathersword: (He is looking through his map, but that's the wrong way.) Ooh! Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Ha! (He hums while walking to find his big "X".) Wow! Hoo-hoo! 'X'! Whoo-hoo! Wow! (He digs the sand to get something out.) Wha! Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! (He pulls out of a cloth to look what's inside.) Looky! A booky! Hoo-hoo! I mean, look! A book! Hoo-hoo-hoo.
Murray: Wow! (He looked at his book.) Oh, that's no ordinary book, Captain Featheroswrd.
Captain Feathersword: It isn't?
Greg: It's a counting book.
Anthony: It helps you to count!
Jeff: From 1 to 10.
Captain Feathersword: From 1 to 10? Well, blow me down! (They blow him down to the ground.) Arrgh!
Anthony: Sorry, Captain, but you just said to... (with Murray, Greg & Jeff.) Blow you down.
Captain Feathersword: Well, while I'm down here, pass me the book and blow me over next to that tree. Hoo-hoo-whoa-hoo. (They blow him up to the tree, while looking to count crowns in his book.) Ooh, one. Two! (He chuckles.) One, two. Three! Hoo-hoo-hoo, one, two, three. Four. One, two, three, four. Five! Whoa-ho! One, two, three, four, five.
Anthony: Look, a Wiggle rainbow!
(Rainbow transition to Flora Door asks Henry talking about how many legs there are.)
Flora Door: Your name, please.
Henry: Don't you remember? It's me — Henry the Octopus.
Flora Door: Octopuses have eight legs. Do you have eight legs?
Henry: Yes, of course. I'm an octopus!
Flora Door: Show me, please. One, (with Henry.) two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight! (He is exclaiming.) Eight legs! You're an octopus alright. You may enter, Henry.
Henry: I can't come in now! I'm too tired from all that counting!
(Then, they both laugh. Then, a seahorse transition to the song: Henry the Octopus. A scene where Greg sings a song about Henry as he lives in underwater.)
Henry: Breebop! Hi, everybody! I'm Henry the Octopus!
Wiggles: (singing) Henry the Octopus
Greg: (singing) Lives down in the deep blue sea
(with the Other Wiggles singing.) Henry the Octopus
Greg: (singing) He's a friend to you and me
Henry has a great big band
Playing on the ocean sand
He'll sing you all an octopus song
He'd like you to sing along
Henry: Sing along, everybody!
Wiggles: (singing) Henry the Octopus
Greg: (singing) Lives down in the deep blue sea
(with the Other Wiggles singing.) Henry the Octopus
Greg: (singing) He's a friend to you and me
Henry: Oh! Hi, everybody!
Greg: (singing) Henry loves to cook for his friends
His marvellous talent, well it has no end
He will bake, roast and fry
His favourite dish, is seaweed pie
(with the Other Wiggles singing.) Henry the Octopus
Greg: (singing) Lives down in the deep blue sea
(with the Other Wiggles singing.) Henry the octopus
Greg: (singing) He's a friend to you and me
Henry: Now listen in everybody. Oh!
Greg: (singing) Henry has a happy smile
He'd like you all to stay for a while
He'll put on his shoes and his 8-legged pants
He'll show you all, the tentacle dance
(with the Other Wiggles singing.) Henry the Octopus
Greg: (singing) Lives down in the deep blue sea
(with the Other Wiggles singing.) Henry the octopus
Greg: (singing) He's our friend to you and me
Henry: Bye-bye, everybody. See you later! Yup!
(A flower transition to the end credits are rolling, while In The Wiggles' World is playing in the background.)
Greg: (singing) There's music and dancing, magic and games
(with the Other Wiggles singing.) And lots of great stories to tell
In The Wiggles' world, in The Wiggles' world
You're all welcome here
Greg: (singing) So let's give a cheer
Welcome to The Wiggles' world.
(with the Other Wiggles singing.) In The Wiggles' world. In The Wiggles' world
Greg: (singing) You're all welcome here, so let's give a cheer, welcome to The Wiggles' world.
(But then, after that it shows a bumblebee buzzing sound effect & the flower pops out while The Wiggles Logo is shown at the endboard.)