This is the transcript for Doctor Anglais.
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(The episode starts with an opening sequence when Lachy is opening the Wigglehouse door, while greetings to the viewers.)
Emma: Hi. I'm Lachy, and welcome to Wigglehouse. Today's a very colourful kind of day. I'm in the colour purple, so let's Ready, Steady, Wiggle!
(Opening camera transition to the song: Ready, Steady, Wiggle! A scene where The Wiggles & their friends are getting ready to wiggle this song. At the end, Patrick Munoz rides his little Big Red Car toy.)
Wiggles: (singing) Ready, steady, wiggle!
Lachy: (singing) Emma, Lachy, Simon, and Anthony too!
Wiggles: (singing) Ready, steady, wiggle!
Emma: (singing) You can jump like a kangaroo!
Wiggles: (singing) Ready, steady, wiggle!
Simon: (singing) Dorothy, Wags, and Henry too!
Wiggles: (singing) Ready, steady, wiggle!
and Captain Feathersword, woo-hoo!
(Emma: (singing) Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, woo!)
(Shot transition to Simon is getting ready for The Wiggles show at the concert town hall.)
Simon: It's a beautiful day here at Wigglehouse. We're getting ready for the Wiggly concert. Anthony's collecting the Big Red Car for Emma to drive.
Anthony: (He speaks in a strange accent, while Lachy woke up.) Forsooth, verily, I say unto you, what would you liketh me to doeth?
Simon: Uh, Anthony, we'd like you to get the Big Red Car for Emma to drive.
Anthony: Yesseth. To the horseless carriage I goeth. Oh, I go, I go. (He leaves the Wigglehouse.)
Simon: (with Lachy.) Huh? (himself.) Anthony seems to be stuck talking old English. And I think he needs our help. What do we do, Lachy? What do we do?
Lachy: The only thing we can do is ring our language friend, Dr. Anglais? (He picks up a phone & dials.)
Paul Field: (offscreen, until the trivia appears on the screen.) Who is Doctor Anglais? What exactly was Anthony saying? And what was he wearing on his head?
(9 rectangles covered the screen, until the logo pops up transition to the song: The Full Moon Melody. A scene where The Professional Wiggles are wearing their dinner jackets, while Emma is on her swing dressed up as Moonshine Pearl.)
Lachy: (singing) On the moon, lives a girl
Her name is Moonshine Pearl
Every night she swings
And tries to catch the stars
On her swing she sings this tune
As we see the bright full moon
It's a song she calls 'The Full Moon Melody'
Emma: (singing) Full moon, full moon, full moon
Full moon, full moon, full moon
Lachy & Simon: (singing) On the moon, lives this girl
Her dress as white as pearl
Swinging by the clouds, the moon and stars
On the swing she sings this tune
As we see the bright full moon
It's a song she calls 'The Full Moon Melody'
(Simon: (singing) Full moon, full moon)
Emma: (singing) Full moon, full moon, full moon
(Lachy & Simon: (singing) Shoo-bi-doobi-doobi-ba)
(Shoo-bi-doobi-doobi-ba)
Emma: (singing) Full moon, full moon
(Lachy & Simon: (singing) Aaahh)
(with Emma singing.) Full moo-oo-oo-oon.
(4 coloured rectangles sliding transition to Anthony & Dorothy talking about the letter of the day. It was the letter "C".)
Dorothy: "C", or "ss", or "kh" is for "carrot".
Anthony: "C" is for "carrot". (He's takes a bite of a carrot.) Mmm!
Dorothy: (She gasps.) Anthony ate the carrot.
Anthony: Can't believe it's gone! (He laughs.)
Dorothy: (She giggles.) Oh, Anthony!
(4 coloured rectangles flipping transition to the Wigglehouse. While they're singing "In the Wigglehouse." Then, shot cuts to Simon & Lachy are calling Dr. Anglais.)
Lachy: Time to give Dr. Anglais a call to help Anthony with his speaking.
(He picks up a phone, while singing.) Dr. Anglais
Simon: (singing) We need your help now
Lachy: (singing) Anthony makes no sense
Simon: (singing) He's speaking old English
Lachy: (singing) Please come and help us
Simon: (singing) We don't understand him
Lachy: (singing) Dr. Anglais
Simon: (singing) Help us, please.
Dr. Anglais: (Lachy puts the phone down, until she arrives.) Yo, yo, daddy-o's. Yo, daddy-o's, what seems to be the problem?
Simon: Dr. Anglais, it's good to see you. Our good friend Anthony keeps speaking old English. It's all he says the whole time. He really needs your help.
Dr. Anglais: (She's singing.) Jazz, baby, jazz, baby
Gee, come on
Jazz, baby, jazz, baby
Bring 'em on!
Simon: Whoa. I didn't understand a word, but she comes highly recommended. She's a doctor. (He gives a thumbs up.)
Lachy: Mm. (He gives a thumbs up.)
Paul Field: (offscreen, until the trivia appears on the screen.) Will Doctor Anglais able to help Anthony? Do you like the doctor's hat? And what did he just say?
(9 rectangles covered the screen, until the logo pops up transition to the song: I've Got My Glasses On! A scene where The Wiggles & Captain Feathersword are wearing glasses, so they could see better.)
Emma: Now what do you look through to see clearly? Help me, guys!
Anthony: Glasses.
Lachy: Spectacles.
Simon: Prescription sunglasses.
Paul: Bifocals.
Lachy: Goggles.
Simon: Monocle.
Emma: (singing) I can see clearly now
(backing vocals: I can see clear)
Emma: (singing) I got my glasses on
(backing vocals: I've got my glasses on)
Lachy: (singing) I can see the leaves on the tree
(backing vocals: Leaves on the tree)
Lachy: (singing) With my glasses on
(backing vocals: With my glasses on)
Emma: (singing) A butterfly
(backing vocals: Fly)
Emma: (singing) or birds in the sky
(backing vocals: Sky)
Emma: (singing) I want to tell you that I, I, I, I, I
I can see clearly now
(backing vocals: I can see clear)
Emma: (singing) I got my glasses on
(backing vocals: I got my glasses on)
Simon: (singing) Who's got the glasses?
Lachy: (singing) We've got the glasses
Simon: (singing) We've got the glasses on
Wiggles: (singing) And on, and on, and on
Simon: (singing) Who's got the glasses?
Lachy: (singing) We've got the glasses
Simon: (singing) We've got the glasses on
Emma: (singing) I can see clearly now
(backing vocals: I can see clear)
Emma: (singing) I got my glasses on
(backing vocals: I've got my glasses on)
Lachy: (singing) Detail of the ants antennae
(backing vocals: ant's antennae)
Lachy: (singing) With my glasses on
(backing vocals: With my glasses on)
Simon: (singing) Little baby's toes
(backing vocals: Toes)
Simon: (singing) or a circus show
(backing vocals: Show)
Simon: (singing) I've got my glasses on, on, on, on, I
I can see clearly now
(backing vocals: I can see clearly)
Simon: (singing) I got my glasses on
(backing vocals: I've got my glasses on)
Anthony: (singing) Who got the glasses?
Lachy: (singing) We got the glasses
Wiggles: (singing) You've got the glasses on and on and on and on
Anthony: (singing) Who got the glasses?
Simon: (singing) We got the glasses
Lachy: (singing) We got the glasses on
Emma: There are lots of different types of glasses and words to describe them. Tell us, guys.
Anthony: Sporty
Lachy: UV protection.
Simon: Designer.
Paul: Brackets.
Lachy: Groovy.
Emma: (singing) Who's got the glasses?
Wiggles: (singing) We've got the glasses
Emma: (singing) You've got the glasses on
Wiggles: (singing) And on and on and on
Emma: (singing) Who's got the glasses?
Wiggles: (singing) We've got the glasses
Emma: (singing) You've got the glasses on
Simon: (singing) Who's got the glasses?
Lachy: (singing) We've got the glasses
Simon: (singing) We've got the glasses on
Wiggles: (singing) And on, and on, and on
Simon: (singing) Who's got the glasses?
Emma and Lachy: (singing) We've got the glasses
Wiggles: (singing) We've got the glasses on.
(4 coloured rectangles sliding transition to Emma dancing outside Wigglehouse, while Cockatoo Crest instrumental track is playing in the background. Then, 9 rectangles covered the screen, until the logo pops up transition to Anthony talking about going to a Wiggly concert.)
Anthony: Have you ever been to a concert? Lots of fun. Oh, yeah. There's lots of people in the audience. And they sit down and they watch the performers on stage singing and dancing, or maybe circus performers juggling. It's lots of fun. Well, we're about to go to a Wiggles show, so come with us and let's have some fun at The Wiggles concert. (He's wiggling his fingers.)
(4 colored rectangles sliding transition to the song: Quack Quack (LIVE). A scene is filmed on March 14, 2013 at Revesby Workers Club.)
Captain Feathersword: Oh, yeah! Come on, me hearties! Let's all quack, quack, quack and cock-a-doodle-doo together. Here we go now. Whoo-hoo!
All: (singing) Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack
Cock-a-doodle-doo
Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack
Cock-a-doodle-doo
Quack, quack, quack doodley-doo
Captain Feathersword: Let's try that again.
All: (singing) Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack
Cock-a-doodle-doo
Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack
Cock-a-doodle-doo
Quack, quack, quack doodley-doo
Captain Feathersword: Whoooooooo-hooo! Yee-eeeeah! Whoo!
Simon: Wow! Captain Feathersword.
Captain Feathersword: Wow!
(4 colored rectangles sliding transition to Simon & Lachy are waiting for Dr. Anglais & Anthony will be here to do some jazz singing & jazz dancing.)
Simon: (He checked his watch.) Wow. Time's a-ticking. I hope Dr. Anglais worked her magic with Anthony 'cause we've got a show to do.
Dr. Anglais & Anthony: (They're singing & jazz dancing.) Jazz, baby, jazz, baby
Gee, come on
Jazz, baby, jazz, baby
Sing a song.
Jazz, baby, jazz, baby
Gee, come on
Jazz, baby, jazz, baby
Sing a song.
Lachy: Well, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
Wiggles & Dr. Anglais: (They're singing & jazz dancing.) Jazz, baby, jazz, baby
Gee, come on
Jazz, baby, jazz, baby
Sing a song.
Jazz, baby, jazz, baby
Gee, come on
Jazz, baby, jazz, baby
Sing a song.
(They're all cheer, while leaving the Wigglehouse living room.)
Simon: Well, this is certainly be a different kind of Wiggles show. (He leaves the Wigglehouse living room to go to the show.)
(4 coloured rectangles flipping transition to the song: Everybody's Here. A scene where The Wiggly Friends arrive, while Anthony plays the Red Fender Jazzmaster guitar.)
Lachy: (singing) Everybody, I just saw
Dorothy the Dinosaur
Eating roses, dancing round.
That's what I saw.
Everybody, I can see
Henry in the deep blue sea
With his underwater band.
That's what I see.
Simon: (singing) So come with me.
We'll see the Wiggles' friends
Doing what they love to do.
Don't you?
Emma: (singing) Captain's going to the sale
To buy his ship a brand new sail.
Hope that brand new sail won't fail
Bought from a sale.
(Instrumental break.)
Simon: (singing) So come with me.
We'll see the Wiggles' friends
Doing what they love to do.
Don't you?
Lachy: (singing) Everybody, stop and stare.
Wags is sitting on the stair
Having dreams of eating bones.
He's on the stair.
Emma: (singing) Everybody, come with me.
We'll see our friends so full of glee
Doing what they love to do
So happily.
(4 coloured rectangles flipping transition to Dorothy talked about what we learned today in the epilogue part.)
Dorothy: What did we do today? Anthony was speaking old English, and so The Wiggles called Dr. Anglais to help. Jazz, baby, jazz, baby, gee, come on! (She giggles.) It was fun. We sang songs and danced together and enjoyed "Anthony's Alphabet" too. I'll see you next time on Ready, Steady, Wiggle! Bye.
(Shot transition to the end credits are rolling, while Captain Feathersword & The Wiggles are waving goodbye to the screen, during Ready, Steady, Wiggle! instrumental track is playing in the background. After that, the endboard is showing.)