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Murray: Hi! (with others) We're The Wiggles! (himself) I'm Murray.
Jeff: I'm Jeff.
Anthony: I'm Anthony.
Greg: I'm Greg.
Murray: I'm ready.
Jeff: I'm ready.
Anthony: I'm ready.
Greg: I'm ready. Are you ready?
Murray: Well... (with others) Let's wiggle!
(Shot transition to the song: Wake Up Jeff! a scene where The Wiggles & their friends are gonna wake Jeff up)
Wiggles: (singing) Wake Up Jeff!
Greg: (singing) Everybody's wiggling.
Wiggles: (singing) Wake Up Jeff!
Greg: (singing) We really need you.
Wiggles: (singing) Wake Up Jeff!
Greg: (singing) You're missing all the fun now.
Wake Up Jeff before the day's through.
What's that sound? I can hear somebody snoring.
What's that sound? It's not Murray or Greg.
Anthony's awake so let's have another guess now.
Oh my goodness! It must be Jeff!
Wiggles: (singing) Wake Up Jeff!
Greg: (singing) Everybody's wiggling.
Wiggles: (singing) Wake Up Jeff!
Greg: (singing) We really need you.
Wiggles: (singing) Wake Up Jeff!
Greg: (singing) You're missing all the fun now.
Wake Up Jeff before the day's through.
(Guitar solo for an instrumental break while Jeff's snoring)
Greg: (singing) Dorothy the Dinosaur is munching on some roses.
Wags the Dog is digging up bones.
Henry the Octopus is dancing round in circles.
Wake Up Jeff! We need you for the show!
Wiggles: (singing) Wake Up Jeff!
Greg: (singing) Everybody's wiggling.
Wiggles: (singing) Wake Up Jeff!
Greg: (singing) We really need you.
Wiggles: (singing) Wake Up Jeff!
Greg: (singing) You're missing all the fun now.
Wake Up Jeff before the day's through.
Jeff: (yawning) Can you keep that noise down? I'm trying to sleep.
(Shot transition to a cartoon picture of Anthony, while the song clip of Anthony's Workshop plays in the background. Then, it fades to Anthony and the kids are sinking and floating)
Greg: (singing) Anthony's workshop
(with Murray & Jeff singing.) It's a workshop with Anthony
Greg: (singing) Anthony's workshop
Anthony: Hello, everyone. Welcome to Anthony's Workshop. Today, it's science time. We're carrying out some scientific experiments, to see if materials, float or sink, float or sink. And, uh. Well, to help us with the experiments, Zach, Riley, and Rebecca, are going to put the articles in the water, and see if they float to the top, or sink to the bottom. Zach, which article would you like to take first? What material?
Zach: The ping pong.
Anthony: The ping pong ball? And do you think that'll sink, or do you think that'll float?
Riley: Float.
Anthony: He thinks it'll float. Let's see the ping pong ball. (Then he puts the golf ball in) Zach, you. Well done. Wonderful. Now, let's see if, Riley, you can get. What would you like to pick out?
Riley: Apple.
Anthony: What do you reckon the apple will do?
Riley: Hmm. Float.
Anthony: You think it'll float? It's big. You sure? Let's try it. Let's see. It might. You might be right. (Then he puts the apple in) Riley, is it floating? It's floating. Well done. OK, Rebecca, what would you like to put in the water? (Then she gets the golf ball) Golf ball? Do you think that will float, or do you think it will sink?
Riley: Yes.
Rebecca: It'll float.
Anthony: OK, let's see. Golf ball goes in. (He puts the golf ball in) Ooh! That one sunk.
Zach: Oh. It does sink.
Anthony: It's. That's very confusing because the ping pong ball floated, the golf ball probably a little heavier.
Riley: Yes.
Anthony: Let's see another one, OK? I'll see. I've got. (Then he gets the potato) I'll pick out a potato. If I put the potato.
Riley: Hmm.
Anthony: I think this will float, probably float.
(Then he puts the potato in)
Rebecca: I think.
(They were all laughing about it)Anthony: Well, how about a feather? (Then he gets the feather) What do you think? Feather?
Riley: Float.
Anthony: Float. Let's see. (Then he puts the feather in) The feather floats. What about... belt buckle?
Zach: Uh.
Riley: Sink.
Anthony: Sink. (Then he puts the belt buckle in. He laughs) We're having great fun at Anthony's Workshop. Science is fun. Science! And we'll keep floating and sinking. OK, what do you think?
(He gets the marble)
Greg: (singing) Anthony's workshop
Anthony: Um. See you next time. Marble?
Riley: Sink.
Zach: Sink.
(with Murray and Jeff singing) It's a workshop with Anthony
(Then he puts the marble in. He laughs)
Anthony: Sink. How about. Uh.
Greg: (singing) Anthony's workshop
Anthony: This one?
Riley: Sink.
Anthony: Sink. Come on everybody.
(with Murray and Jeff singing) It's a working bee
Anthony: (He laughs)
Riley: Hey.
(Shot transition to cartoon picture of The Wiggles in it when Joseph Field & Dominic Fieldare making their announcement to solve the problem about Jeff who is holding laundry.)
Joseph Field: And now, a Wiggly Community Service Announcement.
Ryan Jago: Trying to get your washing dry? (He hangs it up. Then he has to put it down) Having trouble with your laundry? (He hangs it up again. Then he has to put it down again) The clothes just won't stay on the line? Try clothes picks.
(Then the clothes picks appear. Then he hangs it up with the shirt)
Chloe Harrison: This has been a Wiggle tip, brought to you by Network Wiggles.
(Shot transition to a picture of cartoon Captain Feathersword, while the song clip of Captain's Magic Buttons. Then, it fades to Jeff & Captain Feathersword about pressing their buttons about their sea creatures.)
Wiggles: (singing) Captain's magic buttons.
He's got half a dozen.
Let's him sing in different ways.
Captain Feathersword: Whoo ho! Here we go!
Wiggles: (singing) Magic buttons.
Jeff: Hey, everyone. It's our old friend, Captain Feathersword. Let's all say, "Ahoy there, Captain Feathersword." Ahoy there, Captain Feathersword.
Captain Feathersword: Ahoy there, me hearties. Whoo!
Jeff: Hey, Captain. Uh. What were you doing just then?
Captain Feathersword: Oh, Jeff. I was using my magic buttons, to help me be a sea creature. I was a jellyfish.
(Then he makes a jellyfish sound)
Jeff: Wow. Now, a sea creature.
Captain Feathersword: Oh, yeah.
Jeff: Maybe we could use his magic buttons to turn him into a different sea creature. Uh.
Captain Feathersword: Oh, yeah.
Jeff: Do we have any ideas on how we. Oh.
Captain Feathersword: Ooh.
Jeff: Yes, we could turn him into a crab.
Captain Feathersword: Oh. A crab? Oh, yeah. Sure. Sure.
Jeff: Here we go.
(Then Jeff pushes the crab button)
Captain Feathersword: OK. (He makes a crab sound)
Jeff: He's. Uh. A crab. Well, Captain. There's more ideas. There's more ideas.
Captain Feathersword: Oh.
Jeff: Um. They want you to turn into. A seal.
Captain Feathersword: A seal? Oh, OK.
(Then Jeff pushes the seal button. Then he pretends to be a seal)
Jeff: That's enough for you. (Then he pushes the seal button to stop) Um. Oh, there's lots of great ideas.
Captain Feathersword: Oh, yeah.
Jeff: But. Uh. Oh. I like that one. I like the... dolphin.
Captain Feathersword: Dolphin.
(Then Jeff pushes the dolphin button. Then he makes a dolphin sound)Jeff: Mmm. (Then he pushes the dolphin button to stop) Uh. Um. Uh. Captain. Um.
Captain Feathersword: Yeah.
Jeff: What does this button do?
Captain Feathersword: Oh, no, no, no! Don't push that! (Then Jeff pushes the shark button) It's my shark button.
Jeff: Shark?
(He makes a shark sound)
Captain Feathersword: Run. Oh.
Jeff: Shark.
Captain Feathersword: Ah. (Then they run away) Don't go. Hey. Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
(Shot transition to the song: Let's Have A Barbie On The Beach)
Greg: (singing) Bar dar dar dar dar Barbie on the beach
(The Other Wiggles: (singing) Bar dar dar dar dar Barbie on the beach)
Greg: (singing) Tell your friends there's a barbie on the beach
(The Other Wiggles: (singing) Tell your friends there's a barbie on the beach)
Greg: (singing) Bar dar dar dar dar Barbie on the beach
(The Other Wiggles: (singing) Bar dar dar dar dar Barbie on the beach)
Greg: (singing) Tell your friends there's a barbie on the beach
(The Other Wiggles: (singing) Tell your friends there's a barbie on the beach)
(Captain Feathersword: Ooh I love barbies on the beach.)
Greg: (singing) Come along, bring a friend and some food
Place the plates all in a row
(The Other Wiggles: (singing) Knives and forks are ready to go now)
(Captain Feathersword: Ho ho, those barbies on the beach.)
Greg: (singing) Bar dar dar dar dar Barbie on the beach
(The Other Wiggles: (singing) Bar dar dar dar dar Barbie on the beach)
Greg: (singing) Tell your friends there's a barbie on the beach
(The Other Wiggles: (singing) Tell your friends there's a barbie on the beach)
Greg: (singing) Wait for all the food to cook
(The Other Wiggles: (singing) Add some spice from the recipe book now)
(Captain Feathersword: Ho-ho, I love these barbies.)
Greg: (singing) Come along, bring a friend and some food
(Dorothy: I love rosy sausages.)
(Yummy for my tummy.)
Greg: (singing) Bar dar dar dar dar Barbie on the beach
(The Other Wiggles: (singing) Bar dar dar dar dar Barbie on the beach)
Greg: (singing) Tell your friends there's a barbie on the beach
(The Other Wiggles: (singing) Tell your friends there's a barbie on the beach)
(Captain Feathersword: I love barbies.)
Greg: (singing) Come along, bring a friend and some food
Place the plates all in a row
(The Other Wiggles: (singing) Knives and forks are ready to go now)
Greg: (singing) Bar dar dar dar dar Barbie on the beach
(The Other Wiggles: (singing) Bar dar dar dar dar Barbie on the beach)
Greg: (singing) Bar dar dar dar dar Barbie on the beach
(The Other Wiggles: (singing) Bar dar dar dar dar Barbie on the beach)
(Captain Feathersword: Hoo-hoo! Oh, barbies on the beach, yeah.)
Greg: (singing) Bar dar dar dar dar Barbie on the beach
(The Other Wiggles: (singing) Bar dar dar dar dar Barbie on the beach)
Greg: (singing) Bar dar dar dar dar Barbie on the beach
(The Other Wiggles: (singing) Bar dar dar dar dar Barbie on the beach)
(Shot transition to Greg looking at his clone through a mirror. When, Wiggly Sports Theme instrumental track plays in the background. But then, shot transition to a cartoon picture of Jeff sleeping in his bed, while the song clip of Where's Jeff? plays in the background. Then, it translates to Murray & Greg are gonna play a game in this quiz show when Jeff falls asleep on a rowing boat.)
Greg, Murray & Anthony: (singing) Where's Jeff?
Anthony: (singing) Is he sleeping outside?
Greg, Murray & Anthony: (singing) Where's Jeff?
Murray: (singing) Has he gone for a ride?
Greg: (offscreen) And here's your host, Murray Wiggle.
Murray: G'day. And welcome to Where's Jeff? The quiz show where we look for Jeff. Please welcome our first contestant. He's our only contestant. It's Greg Wiggle.
Greg: Hey, Murray. Hi, everyone.
Murray: Greg, I believe you love singing.
Greg: I love singing, especially with the Wiggles.
Murray: Well, Greg, we'd all love to hear you sing. But right, now it's time to play Where's Jeff? (He laughs) The Where's Jeff quizmatron is being lowered over Greg's head, so he can't see or hear where Jeff is. Greg, let's play where's Jeff?
Greg: All right, Murray. Now, Anthony usually starts with is he inside or outside? So I'll try that. Inside or outside?
Murray: Sure. He's outside.
Greg: OK. Is he just outside Network Wiggles, or is he a bit farther away?
Murray: Well, Greg, I'd say he's a bit further away, Yes.
Greg: Hmm. Would he be somewhere, where I'd like to go for a holiday?
Murray: Oh, I suppose so. Yes. I haven't thought of that. Yes.
Greg: Well, you see, I'd like to go for a holiday on a boat. Is Jeff on a boat?
Murray: You're getting warm, Greg.
Greg: Is he on a boat with big beds?
Murray: Uh. No. You're getting colder, Greg.
Greg: Is he on a rowing boat?
Murray: You're quite correct. He is on a rowing boat.
Greg: Yes.
Murray: (He laughs) We'd better wake him up, everyone. Are you ready? 1, 2, 3. (with Greg) Wake up Jeff!
Jeff: (He blubbers his head while waking up on a boat) Where am I? (He gasps) I'd better row back to Network Wiggles.
(He rows the boat in a fast motion)Murray: Keep rowing, Jeff. Right now, it's time to say goodbye. Thanks for playing Where's Jeff? Bye-bye.
Greg, Murray & Anthony: (singing) Where's Jeff?
(Shot transition to Jeff, Anthony & Murray are waving goodbye to the screen except Greg bouncing a ball then it translates to Dorothy and Captain having a great time during the Lights, Camera, Action, Wiggles! instrumental track is playing in the background)
Dorothy: I've had a wonderful time here today. I hope you had too.
Captain Feathersword: Oh, that's right. But now it's time to say goodbye from Network Wiggles. See you later, me hearties. Bye bye! Hoo-hoo! Let's go, Dorothy.
Dorothy: 'Bye everyone. 'Bye!
Captain Feathersword: After you! Hoo-hoo!
Dorothy: Oh, thank you, Captain.
Captain Feathersword: Bye bye!
Dorothy: (giggles)
(Closing camera transition to the endboard of a blue background)