
This is the transcript for Foodman.
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(The episode starts with The Wiggles logo above these 4 characters in the show. Until, Greg is singing the song: Get Ready To Wiggle plays in the background, it shows their names appear in the opening sequence.)
Greg: (singing offscreen.) Ba-dum-bum-bum, ba-da-ba-da
Ba-dum-bum-bum, ba-da-ba-da
Ba-dum-bum-bum, ba-da-ba-da
Ba!
We're ready to wiggle, wiggle your fingers high in the sky
We're ready to wiggle, wiggle your ears and wiggle your eyes
We're ready to wiggle, wiggle your hair and wiggle your nose
We're ready to wiggle, wiggle all ten toes, wiggle all ten toes
Whoo!
(The screen fades to the song: Hot Potato.)
Greg: (singing) Hot potato, hot potato
Hot potato, hot potato
Hot potato, hot potato
Potato
Potato, potato, potato
Greg: (singing) Cold spaghetti, cold spaghetti
(The Other Wiggles: (singing) Cold spaghetti, cold spaghetti)
Greg: (singing) Cold spaghetti, cold spaghetti
(The Other Wiggles: (singing) Cold spaghetti, cold spaghetti)
Greg: (singing) Cold spaghetti, cold spaghetti
(The Other Wiggles: (singing) Spaghetti)
Greg: (singing) Spaghetti
(The Other Wiggles: (singing) Spaghetti)
Greg: (singing) Spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti
Murray and Jeff: Wow wiggy wiggy wiggy, wow wiggy wiggy wiggy
Anthony: Gimmie that, gimmie that, gimmie that food
Murray and Jeff: Wow wiggy wiggy wiggy, wow wiggy wiggy wiggy
Anthony: Gimmie that, gimmie that
Greg: (singing) Mashed banana, mashed banana
(The Other Wiggles: (singing) Mashed banana, mashed banana)
Greg: (singing) Mashed banana, mashed banana
(The Other Wiggles: (singing) Mashed banana, mashed banana)
Greg: (singing) Mashed banana, mashed banana
(The Other Wiggles: (singing) Banana)
Greg: (singing) Banana
(The Other Wiggles: (singing) Banana)
Greg: (singing) Banana, banana, banana
Murray and Jeff: Wow wiggy wiggy wiggy, wow wiggy wiggy wiggy
Anthony: Gimmie that, gimmie that, gimmie that food
Murray and Jeff: Wow wiggy wiggy wiggy, wow wiggy wiggy wiggy
Anthony: Gimmie that, gimmie that
Greg: (singing) Hot potato, hot potato
(The Other Wiggles: (singing) Hot potato, hot potato)
Greg: (singing) Hot potato, hot potato
(The Other Wiggles: (singing) Hot potato, hot potato)
Greg: (singing) Hot potato, hot potato
(The Other Wiggles: (singing) Potato)
Greg: (singing) Potato
(The Other Wiggles: (singing) Potato)
Greg: (singing) Potato, potato, potato
Whoo!
(Flowers transition to Kaz the Cat. A scene where The Wiggles are singing a song about the coolest cat ever.)
Wiggles: (singing offscreen.) Who is the coolest cat in the land?
Carolyn: (singing offscreen.) I know the coolest cat in the land.
Wiggles: (singing offscreen.) Who is the coolest cat in the land?
Carolyn: (singing offscreen.) Hey, everybody, it's Kaz the Cat.
(Kaz meows.)
(It fades to the segment called "Going on a Picnic".)
Carolyn: I think a picnic in the park is a great idea. I'll bring some juice, water and milk to drink.
Max: What do we eat?
Kaz: Everyone brings their favourite dishes. Like, my great sardine crumble.
Max: Squeak, not for me, thank you. I'll bring cheese sticks, and cream cheese!
Benjamin: Ugh, no more cheese, please! How about some shredded lettuce and a nice birdseed surprise!
Kaz: Stick in your teeth surprise, more like.
Carolyn: Okay, we'll bring bread, cheese, meat, salad and fruit to share! And, banana cake for dessert! Is everybody happy?
Benjamin Max & Kaz: Ohh, yeah! (They're saying picnic a lot.)
(Stars transition to the Wigglehouse. While, Greg is the singing part for Get Ready To Wiggle.)
Greg: (singing offscreen.) Ba-dum-bum-bum, ba-da-ba-da
Ba-dum-bum-bum, ba-da-ba-da
Ba-dum-bum-bum, ba-da-ba-da
Whoo!
Murray: Now, there's one for you, and one for him, and one for Jeff.
Greg: Murray, could you please hurry? I'm very hungry.
Murray: But, Greg. There's no hurry. Anthony isn't here yet.
Greg: That's the whole point, when Anthony is around, we never get enough to eat, because he eats so much. This is a good chance for us to have a meal without Anthony eating all our food.
Murray: What's Anthony doing?
Jeff: He's watching his favourite superhero television show.
Murray: I'll call him after I finish serving dinner. Now where was I?
Superhero on TV (off-screen): Yes, Police Commissioner, the city is back to normal. And please, there's no need to thank me. I'm just doing my superhero job. It's an honour for me to work for the good people of this fine city, to make it a safe and happy place for all. Farewell, citizens. I must be on my way, there are more good deeds to be done.
Anthony: Gee. A superhero. Do you think I look like a superhero? Maybe Apple Boy, or Fruit Salad Man. I love food.That's it! I'm Foodman!
Murray: Seven for you, and seven for him.
Anthony: Hello, citizens.
Greg, Murray & Jeff: Citizens?!
Greg: What's that all about?
Murray: Anthony's acting very strangely. Now where was I? Oh, I've lost count. I'm gonna have to start again.
Greg: This is taking all night, Murray. Could you please speed it up?
Anthony: Mmm, peas. Good Choice, citizen Murray.
Murray: Thanks, Anthony.
Greg: Anthony, what's going on here?
Anthony: Citizen Greg, I'm just making sure the food you eat, is good for you.
Greg: Why?
Anthony: Why? Because... I'm Foodman.
Greg, Murray & Jeff: Foodman?!
Anthony: That's right. Foodman. Able to eat tall sandwiches with a single bite. Faster to the table than a speeding train. I'm Foodman, the hungry hero.
Anthony: I must test this. You can never be too sure.
Jeff: Hey Anthony, that's my...
Anthony: Bread? Just as I suspected! Fine texture. Elegant presentation. OK, serve it up.
Dorothy: Hi Jeff! Hi Murray! Hi Greg!
Greg, Murray & Jeff: Hi Dorothy!
Dorothy: Hi Anthony.
Anthony: Just one minute young dinosaur, what have you got there?
Dorothy: It's a special cake. Yummy for my tummy, Anthony! Yummy for my tummy!
Anthony: That maybe so, but you don't intend to eat the whole thing, do you?
Dorothy: Well, I...
Anthony: Just one slice that's all, especially now it's getting late.
Dorothy: Oh, Anthony!
Anthony: I'm sorry Dorothy, but one slice will do you and that's all. Here we go, one slice a little slice. Off you go, little dinosaur.
Dorothy: All right, if you say so.
Murray: There's eight for me. And nine...
Greg: Forget it, Murray. I'm not hungry anymore. The food's gone cold.
Anthony: Let me check it for you.
Foodman: And what do you think you're doing?!
Anthony: You're me.
Foodman: I don’t think so. Foodman eats sensibly. Look at you. You'll get a tummyache from all that rich cake.
Anthony: Hm, I think you're right. My tummyache. Ohhh...
Anthony: Ohhh, my tummy hurts!
Jeff: Anthony, Anthony! Wake up!
Murray: You were having a bad dream, Anthony.
Anthony: It was a terrible dream, Murray. It made my tummy hurt.
Greg: I don't think it was the dream that upset your stomach.
Anthony: I only ate it so Dorothy wouldn't be tempted to eat too much.
Greg: You ate the whole thing. I don't think you're much of a superhero, Anthony.
Anthony: Well, I know it's not a good idea to eat too much of... What kind of cake was that?
Dorothy: Rose petal cream cake.
Anthony: Rose petal cream cake. You mean that cake was made of roses?!
Dorothy: My favorite food!
Anthony: Ohhh.
All: (laughing)
(Transition to the song: Teddy Bear Hug. A scene where The Wiggles, the kids & their friends are holding and cuddling their favorite teddy bears.)
Greg: (singing) If you're looking for a buddy with a hug to share
And everyone around is too busy to care
Don't you fuss and worry
Don't you run and hide under the rug
Just go and grab your teddy
And give that bear a great big hug
(with the Other Wiggles singing.) Teddy Bear Hug,
Greg: (singing) when you really need a
(with the Other Wiggles singing.) Teddy Bear Hug,
Greg: (singing) really soft and furry
(with the Other Wiggles singing.) Teddy Bear Hug,
Greg: (singing) Teddy's always ready
With a bear hug just for you
There are big bears and small bears
Short bears and tall bears
Mama bears and papa bears too
There are brown bears and white bears
Day bears and night bears
Fuzzy bears and wuzzy bears all with a cuddle for you
(with the Other Wiggles singing.) Teddy Bear Hug,
Greg: (singing) when you really need a
(with the Other Wiggles singing.) Teddy Bear Hug,
Greg: (singing) really soft and furry
(with the Other Wiggles singing.) Teddy Bear Hug,
Greg: (singing) Teddy's always ready
With a bear hug just for you
(with the Other Wiggles singing.) Teddy Bear Hug,
Greg: (singing) when you really need a
(with the Other Wiggles singing.) Teddy Bear Hug,
Greg: (singing) really soft and furry
(with the Other Wiggles singing.) Teddy Bear Hug,
Greg: (singing) Teddy's always ready
With a bear hug just for you
(with the Other Wiggles singing.) Teddy Bear Hug,
Teddy Bear Hug,
Teddy Bear Hug.
(Transition to Henry the Octopus. While, Greg is the singing part for Henry the Octopus.)
Greg: (singing offscreen.) Henry the Octopus
Lives down in the deep blue sea
Henry the Octopus
He's a friend to you and me.
Henry: Hi, everybody. Or as we say in octopus language, "Breebop!"
(more coming soon.)