
This is the transcript for Funny Face.
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(The episode starts with Emma introduce himself, while Simon, Anthony & Lachy are sitting on a couch doing the actions to "Hot Potato".)
Emma: Hi! I'm Emma. What's your name? (gasps.) Oh, of course it is. So good to see you. Welcome to the Wiggles' World. (wiggles her fingers.)
(It transitions to the song: "The Wiggles' World Theme". A scene where The Wiggles & their friends appearing in the opening sequence.)
Lachy: (singing offscreen.) Wa wa wa
Wiggles World
Wa wa wa
Wiggles World
Wa wa wa
It's a world for everyone
Here in Wiggles World
Wa wa wa
Wiggles World
Wa wa wa
Wiggles World
Wa wa wa
Wiggles!
(The Wiggles' World logo appears on the screen. Until, shot transition to Anthony is excited about getting ready to recite a poem.)
Anthony: Simon has dressed up in style. He's going to act out the poem, "Gregory Griggs", and Emma's going to say it. Are you ready, Simon?
Simon: I'm ready, Anthony. And, Emma, when you say the poem, Gregory Griggs I'll be.
Anthony: (laughs.) I can't wait! Ooh! Look! (Lachy arrives.) Lachy has joined us, dressed for the occasion, and he has a mandolin for me and a mandolin for himself. We're gonna play some music while Emma recites the old poem, "Gregory Griggs".
Emma: With a clear of the throat. (clears her throat.) Excuse me. Here we go.
(Opening camera transition to the song: Gregory Griggs. A scene where Emma is reciting a poem while Simon gets to wear some different wigs. Anthony & Lachy are playing their mandolins.)
Emma: (singing) Gregory Griggs
Gregory Griggs
Had 47 different wigs
He wore them east
He wore them west
He never knew which one he liked the best.
Gregory Griggs
Gregory Griggs
Had 47 different wigs
He wore them east
He wore them west
He never knew which one he liked the best.
Gregory Griggs
Gregory Griggs
Had 47 different wigs
He wore them east
He wore them west
He never knew which one he liked the best.
(Shot transition to the Wiggly Arena. Until, it translates to the song: The Giraffe. A scene where they filmed Wiggle Pop! Big Show in Melbourne, on December 1st, 2018 at the Rod Laver Arena.)
Anthony: Here come the giraffes! Whoo!
Emma: Giraffes!
(singing) They're the world's tallest
(with Simon & Lachy singing: Africa's hungriest)
Emma: (singing) Looking out over the plains
They're the world's tallest
(with Simon & Lachy singing: Africa's hungriest)
Emma: (singing) With spotted coats and cute little manes
(with Simon singing.) It's the giraffe, the giraffe
The giraffe, the giraffe
Lachy: (singing) Tamba ne twiza
Emma: (singing) With their long necks
The giraffes can reach the leaves about them...
Hi, giraffes.
Giraffe: Hi, Emma.
Emma: (singing) They're the world's tallest
(with Simon & Lachy singing: Africa's grooviest)
Emma: (singing) They sleep standing throughout the day
They're the world's tallest
(with Simon & Lachy singing: Africa's grooviest)
Emma: (singing) Feeding on a flower bouquet
(with Simon singing.) It's the giraffe, the giraffe
The giraffe, the giraffe
Lachy: (singing) Tamba ne twiza
Emma: (singing) With their long legs
The giraffes are on the lookout today
Come on, Lachy. Pepsie, have a dance.
(Instrumental break to a scene where the giraffes get to do a shimmy dance.)
Anthony: Whoo!
Lachy: (singing) Tamba ne twiza
Tamba ne twiza
Tamba ne twiza
Tamba ne twiza
Tamba ne twiza
Giraffes, giraffes, giraffes
Anthony: Whoo! Everybody, clap your hands! Come on! Whoo! Everybody, wave goodbye to the giraffes. What a big clap, everyone?
(Shot transition to the segment called "Lachy's Curly World".)
Lachy: (singing offscreen.) "Lachy's Curly World".
(Shot transition to a song: "Funny Face". A scene when Lachy gets to do some funny faces that he makes.)
Lachy: (singing) Ooh, let's pull a face
A funny face
Can you pull a funny face?
Pull your ears out just like that
Poke your tongue out just like that
That's how you make a funny face.
Ooh, let's pull a face
A funny face
Can you pull a funny face?
Poke your tongue out just like that
Poke your tongue out just like that
That's how you make a funny face.
Oh, that's how you make a funny face
Oh, that's how you make a funny face.
(An opening circle transition to the segment called Le James Café, while it plays the song called Le James Café Theme.)
James: (singing) James is my name I love music and food
I'm the Wiggles' Town cool restaurant dude
It's fun to eat and dance and sang
At Le James Café, we groove that thang
Best food in town they say,
(with the others singing.) eat on down at Le James Café
James: (singing) Come for a snack, and for dinner you'll stay,
(with the others singing.) eat on down at Le James Café
James: (singing) Pull up a chair we welcome you,
(with the others singing.) eat on down at Le James Café
James: (singing) The daily special that's the thing we do.
(Until, it transitions to James Harkness introduced himself about our famous restaurant place.)
James: Hello there. Oh, I like that shirt. I'm sure I know you. You've been here before. Well, have a great day at Le James Café.
(Le James Café menu folds transition to the song: Paul the Dancing Waiter (Scotch Eggs). A scene where Paul the waiter wears a Scottish outfit while dancing the Highland Fling.)
James: (singing) Paul, our leaping waiter
He wears a kilt of plaid
It looks so fun to just wear one
Which makes me kind of glad
Jumping, dancing all day long
We love to celebrate
So just for you
Our chef will do
This very special plate.
(Shot transition to Emma guess what James' special dish for the day.)
Emma: Oh, Paul is wearing a beautiful tartan kilt. Do you know the name of the country where people wear kilts? Oh, that's right. Scotland! So maybe the special dish today is named after that wonderful country. Any ideas, friends? Yes, yes, Scotland! Did you say Scotch? Scotch eggs! Delicious!
James: Emma, how'd you guess? Well don, friends. It's Scotch eggs day at Le James Café.
(Song: Entrez S'il Vous Plait. A scene where Paul the Waiter has giving some Scotch eggs for Wags & Emma.)
James: Entrez, s'il vous plaît!
Paul the Waiter: (singing) It's a pleasure to serve you
With today's treat
Delicious Scotch eggs are hard to beat...
Emma: Paul the dancing waiter, we'd love to try today's special dish. It looks egg-cellent.
Paul the Waiter: (singing) Soft in the middle
Crunchy outside
And a little naughty
They're deep-fried.
Emma: Yummy! Scotch eggs are something to celebrate. Let's do an egg-citing dance.
(Le James Café logo transition to the song: Scotch Eggs. A scene where Paul is holding some Scotch eggs, Emma is holding some coloured pegs, Lachy begs a dog like Wags & the dancers are riding horses & highland dancing.)
Paul the Waiter: (singing) Scotch eggs.
Emma: (singing) Coloured pegs.
Lachy: (singing) Dog begs.
James: (singing) Horse's legs.
(Instrumental break.)
Paul the Waiter: (singing) Scotch eggs.
Emma: (singing) Coloured pegs.
Lachy: (singing) Dog begs.
James: (singing) Horse's legs.
(Instrumental break.)
Paul the Waiter: (singing) Scotch eggs.
Emma: (singing) Coloured pegs.
Lachy: (singing) Dog begs.
James: (singing) Horse's legs.
(Instrumental break.)
Paul the Waiter: (singing) Scotch eggs.
Emma: (singing) Coloured pegs.
Lachy: (singing) Dog begs.
James: (singing) Horse's legs.
(Instrumental break.)
Paul the Waiter, Lachy & James: (singing) Scotch eggs.
Emma: (singing) Coloured pegs.
James: (singing) Horse's legs.
(Le James Café logo transition to the song: James' Dessert Song (Short Bread). A scene where James is gonna have some dessert, after Scotch eggs. While Oliver Brian plays on the bass guitar.)
James: (singing) Well, guest of friends
So glad you came enjoy our special treat
There's one more dish a tasty dish
For everyone to eat.
A cool dessert, buttery,
There's yummy time to head
Deliver by Paul dancing feet
Buy me, buy me, short bread.
(Le James Café menu folds transition to Paul the Waiter holding a tray of short bread, while he's gonna play a trick on Wags.)
Paul the Waiter: I got the short bread ready! I'm gonna take it nice and steady. (He tiptoed up to Wags.) Hello, Wags.
Wags: Ruff!
Paul the Waiter: Whatever you do, don't go, "rrr-uff!" Because if you do, you might cause me great surprise, and the short bread will end up in my eyes!
Wags: Rrr-uff! (Paul the Waiter got all over the short bread in his face, while him, Emma, James & the dancers laughing at Paul.)
(The Wiggles' World logo appears on the screen. Until, the end credits are rolling.)
Lachy: (singing offscreen.) Wiggles!