This is the transcript for Hey Diddle Diddle.
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(The episode starts with a song: Wiggle and Learn. As the 6th TV Series, while Anthony pops up & start singing this song.)
Anthony: (singing) Let's have some fun!
Sam: (singing) Read along with a story
Manzillas: (singing) Sail the ocean blue
Sam: (singing) Get your friends and play dress-ups
Manzillas: (singing) You're all welcome too
Sam: (singing) Wiggle and Learn, dance to the rhythm of music
Manzillas: (singing) Wiggle and Learn,
Anthony: (singing) let's have some fun
Sam: (singing) Come on a great adventure
Manzillas: (singing) Sing your favorite tunes
Sam: (singing) Reading, writing and painting
Manzillas: (singing) Something we all can do
Sam: (singing) Wiggle and Learn, dance to the rhythm of music
Manzillas: (singing) Wiggle and Learn,
Anthony: (singing) let's have some,
let's have some,
let's have some fun
(An opening circle transition to Murray wakes Jeff up that it's time for nursery rhyme.)
Murray: Look, everyone. Jeff's asleep. We'd better wake him up. Are you ready? 1, 2, 3! Wake up, Jeff!
Jeff: (He blubbers, while waking up.) Now that I'm wide awake and feeling fine, let's listen to a nursery rhyme. (Murray gives a thumbs up.)
(Open slide transitions to the song: Hey Diddle Diddle. A scene where Sam singing about Anthony dressed up as a cat, Jeff dressed up as a cow & Murray holding a dish & the spoon.)
Sam: (singing) Hey diddle diddle
The cat and the fiddle
The cow jumped over the moon
Dorothy: (singing) The little dog laughed
To see such fun
And the dish ran away with the spoon
(Instrumental break to they were all dancing to the song, while Anthony plays the fiddle.)
Sam: (singing) Hey diddle diddle
The cat and the fiddle
The cow jumped over the moon
Dorothy: (singing) The little dog laughed
To see such fun
And the dish ran away with the spoon
Murray: (He's singing in a really deep low voice.) The dish ran away with the spoon
(Closing camera transition to Emily, Anthony, Sam & Clare are dancing in the ballroom, while Teddy Bear Lullaby instrumental track playing in the background. But then, slide right transition to Anthony dressed as a cowboy.)
Anthony: Howdy, partners. It's me, Anthony. I'm dressed up like a cowboy today. Yee-ha!
Captain Feathersword: (He hums, while arrived.) Dum-de-dum-dum-dum-dum... Oh! Anthony, is that you?
Anthony: It is, Captain.
Captain Feathersword: Ho-ho! Ahoy there, Anthony.
Anthony: Hello, Captain.
Captain Feathersword: Anthony, what are you dressed as today?
Anthony: Guess.
Captain Feathersword: Hm... Let's see, now. Um... Well, you've got a diving bell on your head.
Anthony: Oh, no, it's not.
Captain Feathersword: Oh, yes, it is.
Anthony: Oh, no, it's not.
Captain Feathersword: Oh, yes, it is.
Anthony: Oh, no, it's not.
Captain Feathersword: Oh, yes, it is.
Anthony: Oh, no, it's not.
Captain Feathersword: Well, what is it, then, Anthony?
Anthony: Ask our friends.
Captain Feathersword: Sure. I think Anthony's wearing a diving bell on his head. Oh, you don't think it's a diving bell? Oh, you think it's a cowboy hat? I'll ask Anthony and check. Anthony, they think you're wearing a cowboy hat on your head.
Anthony: They're right. It is a cowboy hat on my head. So I'm wearing a cowboy hat on my head. What do you think this is, Captain?
Captain Feathersword: It's a rope, uh... I know! It's a cowboy lariat, or lasso.
Anthony: You're exactly right. It is a cowboy lariat, or lasso. So I've got a cowboy hat on my head. I've got a cowboy lariat, or lasso. What do you think I'm wearing here, Captain?
Captain Feathersword: Let me see. Uh... I know what that is, Anthony. That's a doctor's coat.
Anthony: Oh, no, it's not.
Captain Feathersword: Oh, yes, it is.
Anthony: Oh, no, it's not.
Captain Feathersword: Oh, yes, it is.
Anthony: Oh, no, it's not.
Captain Feathersword: Oh, yes, it is.
Anthony: It's not.
Captain Feathersword: If it's not a doctor's coat, what is it, Anthony?
Anthony: Ask our friends.
Captain Feathersword: Oh, sure. Now, let's see. I think Anthony's wearing a doctor's coat. Do you know what it is, me hearties? Oh, it's not a doctor's coat? You think it's a cowboy shirt? I'll ask Anthony and check. Anthony, they think you're wearing a cowboy shirt.
Anthony: They're right, Captain. It is a cowboy shirt. So I'm wearing a cowboy hat on my head. I've got a cowboy lariat, or lasso. And I'm wearing a cowboy shirt. Captain, what do you think I'm wearing here?
Captain Feathersword: Ho-ho-ho! I think you're wearing sailor's pants.
Anthony: Oh, no, they're not.
Captain Feathersword: Oh, yes, they are.
Anthony: Oh, no, they're not.
Captain Feathersword: Oh, yes, they are.
Anthony: Oh, no, they're not.
Captain Feathersword: Oh, yes, they are.
Anthony: They're not.
Captain Feathersword: Well, if they're not sailor's pants, what are they?
Anthony: Ask our friends.
Captain Feathersword: Oh. I think Anthony's wearing sailor's pants, me hearties. Do you know what they are? Oh, you think they're cowboy chaps? I'll ask Anthony and check. Anthony, they think you're wearing cowboy chaps.
Anthony: They're exactly right, Captain. They are cowboy chaps. So I'm wearing a cowboy hat on my head. I've got a cowboy lariat, or lasso. I'm wearing a cowboy shirt, and I have cowboy chaps on. So, what do you think I'm dressed as, Captain?
Captain Feathersword: Hmm. Let's see, now. Cowboy hat, cowboy lariat, or lasso. Cowboy shirt and cowboy chaps. Oh, I still don't know what it is, Anthony. Do you think you could give me a bit more of a clue?
Anthony: Of course I can, Captain. Watch this. Yee-hoo! Ride 'em, ride 'em! Whoo-hoo-hoo! Yee-hoo. Ha-ha!
Captain Feathersword: Oh! Oh, Anthony, I know! You're a cowboy.
Anthony: You're right, Captain. I'm a cowboy.
Captain Feathersword: Wha-ho-ho, Anthony! There's only one important question left to ask.
Anthony: What's that, Captain?
Captain Feathersword: Where are you going?
Anthony: Well, I'm going to rescue some cattle with you, Captain. Let's go.
Captain Feathersword: Wha-ho! Yee-ha! Ride 'em, cowboys. (He laughs while they're heading to rescue the cattle.)
(It translates to Jeff dressed as a cool cat.)
Jeff: Meow! It's time to do Jazz Cat's favorite dance, Duke Ellington's "The Mooche". Meow!
(It fades to the song: The Mooche. A scene where Wags is barking along to the instrumental, while the cats are meowing along with The Wiggles dressed up as cool cats.)
Holly McGlinchy: Meow!
Sam: Meow!
Holly McGlinchy Meow!
All: (singing) Meow! Meow-meow-meow-meow-meow-meow-meow.
Meow! Meow-meow-meow-meow-meow-meow-meow.
Meow! Meow-meow-meow-meow-meow-meow-meow.
Meow! Meow-meow-meow-meow-meow-meow-meow.
Sam: Meow!
Lil Tulloch: Meow!
Holly McGlinchy: Meow-meow-meow!
Wags: Woof! Woof!
Sam: Meow!
Wags: Woof! Woof!
Lil Tulloch: Meow!
Wags: Woof! Woof!
All: (singing) Meow! Meow-meow-meow.
Meow! Meow-meow-meow.
Meow! Meow-meow-meow.
Holly McGlinchy: Meow!
Wags: Woof!
Sam: Meow!
Wags: Woof!
Lil Tulloch: Purr!
Wags: Woof!
Holly McGlinchy: Meow!
Wags: Woof!
Sam: Meow!
Wags: (He pants.)
Lil Tulloch: Purr!
All: (singing) Meow! Meow-meow-meow.
Meow! Meow-meow-meow.
Wags: Woof!
Lil Tulloch: Meow!
Wags: Woof!
Holly McGlinchy: Meow!
Wags: Woof!
Holly McGlinchy: Meow!
All: (singing) Meow! Meow-meow-meow-meow-meow-meow-meow.
Meow! Meow-meow-meow-meow-meow-meow-meow.
Meow! Meow-meow-meow-meow-meow-meow-meow.
Meow! Meow-meow-meow-meow-meow-meow-meow.
Lil Tulloch: Meow!
(It translates to the ending part of this episode during the song: Wiggle and Learn.)
Sam: (singing) Wiggle and Learn,
Anthony: (singing) let's have some,
let's have some,
let's have some fun
(It translates to the end credits are rolling during the song: Goodbye From The Wiggles.)
Sam: (singing) Goodbye from the Wiggles
(with Captain Feathersword & the Other Wiggles singing.) It's time to say goodbye to you
Sam: (singing) Goodbye from the Wiggles
(with Captain Feathersword & the Other Wiggles singing.) It's time to say goodbye
Sam: (singing) Goodbye from the Wiggles
(with Captain Feathersword & the Other Wiggles singing.) It's time to say goodbye to you
Sam: (singing) Goodbye from the Wiggles
(with Captain Feathersword & the Other Wiggles singing.) It's time to say goodbye
(They were all saying goodbye at the end of the song. Until, the endboard is shown.)