
This is the transcript for Jeff the Mechanic.
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(The episode starts with the Wiggles logo above these 4 characters in the show. Until, Greg is singing the song: Get Ready To Wiggle plays in the background, it shows their names appear in the opening sequence.)
Greg: (singing offscreen.) Ba-dum-bum-bum, ba-da-ba-da
Ba-dum-bum-bum, ba-da-ba-da
Ba-dum-bum-bum, ba-da-ba-da
Ba!
We're ready to wiggle, wiggle your fingers high in the sky
We're ready to wiggle, wiggle your ears and wiggle your eyes
We're ready to wiggle, wiggle your hair and wiggle your nose
We're ready to wiggle, wiggle all ten toes, wiggle all ten toes
Whoo!
(A pop-up purple star with green outlined transition to Captain Feathersword tickles everyone at each other.)
Greg: It's a very special time now, everyone. Right now... (Captain tickles him.) Ooh! What the... What was that?!
Jeff: (Captain tickled him.) What was that?
Captain Feathersword: Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
Murray: (Captain tickled him.) Oh! Something tickled me!
Captain Feathersword: (He laughs, while tickling Anthony.)
Anthony: (He laughs & blubbers with his finger.) Something tickled me too. Oh! It's Captain Feathersword, the friendly pirate. Let's all say, "Ahoy there,, Captain Feathersword." (with Greg, Jeff & Murray.) Ahoy there,, Captain Feathersword.
Captain Feathersword: Ahoy there, me hearties!
Greg: Well, Captain, I'm glad you're here, because it's a very special... (He laughs, while Captain tickles him.)
Captain Feathersword: Hoo-hoo-hoo!
Greg: (to Captain.) Captain Feathersword?
Captain Feathersword: Oh, yes, Greg?
Greg: Did you tickle me just then?
Captain Feathersword: Oh, no, Greg. No tickling, no.
Greg: (to camera.) Did he tickle me? I thought so. Thank you, everybody. (to Captain.) Captain, please, no more tickling.
Captain Feathersword: Okay. No more tickling, Greg.
Greg: Thank you very much. (to camera.) Now, it's a very special time right now, everyone... (He laughs, while Captain tickles him.)
Captain Feathersword: Hoo-hoo-hoo!
Greg: (to Captain.) Captain Feathersword!
Captain Feathersword: Oh, yes, Greg?
Greg: Did you tickle me again?
Captain Feathersword: Oh, no, Greg! No tickling, no.
Greg: (to camera.) Did he tickle me? I thought so. Thank you again, everybody. (to Captain.) Captain, please, no more tickling.
Captain Feathersword: No more tickling, Greg? Well, we should do a pirate dance, then.
Wiggles: A pirate dance!
Captain Feathersword: Hoo! Let's all do a pirate dance together!
(Song: Captain Feathersword. A scene where The Wiggles are teaching Captain how to do a pirate dance.)
Wiggles: (singing) Captain Feathersword he loves to dance
He will show you how
Captain Feathersword, he loves to dance
Captain Feathersword: I will show you now.
Fold your arms in front of you, argh.
Start to hop, it's fun to do, me hearties.
Climb the ropes, c'mon, let's try it.
Now you're dancing like a pirate. Whoa-ho!
Wiggles: (singing) Captain Feathersword he loves to dance
He will show you how
Captain Feathersword, he loves to dance
Captain Feathersword: I will show you now.
Fold your arms in front of you, me hearties.
Bounce up and down, it's fun to do, argh.
Climb the ropes, c'mon, let's try it, argh.
Now you're dancing like a pirate. Oh!
Wiggles: (singing) Captain Feathersword he loves to dance
He will show you how
Captain Feathersword, he loves to dance
Captain Feathersword: Everybody bow. And give yourself a pirate clap, argh
(They're all clapping at the end. Until, flower transition to Kaz the Cat. A scene where The Wiggles are singing a song about the coolest cat ever.)
Wiggles: (singing offscreen.) Who is the coolest cat in the land?
Carolyn: (singing offscreen.) I know the coolest cat in the land.
Wiggles: (singing offscreen.) Who is the coolest cat in the land?
Carolyn: (singing offscreen.) Hey, everybody, it's Kaz the Cat.
(Kaz meows.)
(It fades to the segment called "Traveling". A scene where Carolyn, Kaz & Benjamin are packing everything to get ready for the trip.)
Benjamin: Kaz, tweet-heart. Let the cat out of the bag! Where are you going?
Kaz: I'm catching a train to travel to the house of the great artist, "Paulo Percurso". His going to paint my portrait.
Carolyn: Kaz, you're case is almost completely full and you're going for three days.
Kaz: I know, Carolyn. I've packed the whole kitten caboodle. I want to look like a purrfect glamourpuss. In my portrait?
Benjamin: No chance of Kaz ever look in my something the cat dragging.
Kaz: I must go! Chow me ow-wow!
Carolyn: But, Kaz, the train doesn't leave for three hours.
Kaz: I know, Carolyn. But, it's the early cat the catches the seat by the window.
(Stars transition to the Wigglehouse. While, Greg is the singing part for Get Ready To Wiggle.)
Greg: (singing offscreen.) Ba-dum-bum-bum, ba-da-ba-da
Ba-dum-bum-bum, ba-da-ba-da
Ba-dum-bum-bum, ba-da-ba-da
Whoo!
(Until, it translates to Greg announces, that they're all having a meeting, while going to the show.)
Greg: (He is tapping with a stick to keep quiet down.) Okay, come on. Quieten down, everyone. I know you're all excited about the concert tour.
Anthony: I can't wait to sing and dance at the show!
Dorothy: So much fun!
Murray: Come on, Greg! Let's go! (He gets up.)
Greg: Not too fast, Murray. There's a few things we need to attend to first. Um, Anthony, have you packed your lunch?
Anthony: Sure have, Greg. This should hit the spot. (He picks up a picnic basket with food.)
Greg: Jeff, you have everything you need for the trip? (Jeff grabs his pillow & puts it behind his back, while snoring.) Right. We're set, then. Oh. Murray, did you get the mechanic to have a look at the Big Red Car?
Murray: Um, let me check my diary, Greg. (He grabs his diary & checks in. Then, he looks at Greg.) Yes... nearly.
Greg: Nearly yes.
Murray: Well, I phoned her and she said she could come today.
Greg: Well, you know how the Big Red Car's been making some funny noises lately? I'm not too sure we'll going to get very far.
Anthony: Well, maybe we can have a look at it before the mechanic gets here.
Murray: Yeah!
Greg: Alright. Get your things together, and we'll put them in the car!
(They we're all get up & go outside, while it translates to The Wiggles trying to get in the Big Red Car.)
Jeff: Wake me up when we get there!
Greg: I'll start the engine. Murray, could you have a look, please? (He gets out of the car, while Murray, Anthony are gonna check the engine.)
Murray: What are we looking for?
Anthony: (offscreen.) Um.. don't know.
Murray: (offscreen.) It looks alright me.
Greg: Take a closer look.
Anthony: (A blue paint squirts all over him.) Wahoo?! What was that?!
Greg: That's a problem, I'd say. Some sort of leak. It came from here. (A yellow paint squirts all over him.) Oh! It's sprung another leak! Anthony, can you put your finger on that one, please?
Murray: (A red paint squirts all over him, after Anthony putting his finger on the engine.) Oh!
Greg: Another leak! (He sighs.) Murray, quick. Put your finger on that one too. (Murray putting his finger on the engine.) There. That seems to have done it.
Anthony: (3 primary colour paint squirts all over them.) Oh! (They're all disgust in their faces & they sigh. Then, Dorothy brings them towels in their primary colours.) Oh, thank you, Dorothy. Towels. (He takes the blue towel.) Blue for me.
Murray: (He takes the red towel.) Red for me.
Greg: (He takes the yellow towel.) And yellow for me. (He laughs. Dorothy bounces in delight and walks off as Anthony, Murray, and Greg clean up with the towels.)
Anthony: You know, you need about eight arms to, uh, fix all those leaks. (Suddenly, they get an idea and they look at Henry the Octopus. Then, they look back to the camera as it zooms in on them.)
Anthony, Murray & Greg: Just maybe... (Then, we see that Henry has used all of his arms to plug all of the leaks in the engine.)
Anthony: That's great! Henry's fixed all the leaks! Now, all we have to do is put some tape over them and we can get on our way!
Murray: (He pats Henry's shoulder while Greg does too) Good on you, Henry! (Then, red paint squirts all over him again.) Uh-oh!
Greg & Anthony: Gooey, gooey! (Henry releases his arms from the engine.)
Greg: It's no good. We'll just have to be patient and wait for the mechanic.
Anthony: Towel, Murray? (He hands Murray his red towel)
Murray: (He's sadly takes the red towel.) Thanks. (Anthony sighs.)
(They walk over to the porch and take a seat & they wait patiently with Dorothy. Until, the Wiggly Trivia Announcer comes on.)
Paul Field: (offscreen, until the trivia appears on the screen.) How long will The Wiggles have to wait for the mechanic? Will she be able to fix The Big Red Car? What will The Wiggles do to amuse themselves?
(As Jeff sleeps soundly in the Big Red Car, Anthony and Murray play Rock, Paper, Scissors; Greg is juggling bouncy balls and Anthony takes over while Murray sits in his lawn chair and Henry and Dorothy watch and Greg takes over juggling again; Anthony eats his enormous sandwich; Greg performs a magic trick, but it goes awry when he finds a lobster in his hat and sticks to his face; Greg sits down in the lawn chair holding his nose from the pain and then Anthony sits down with him, but now the lobster is clinging to his hand and Greg is shocked; Murray is holding a paint cup and paint brush and he paints a small streak of light blue on the wall and Greg and Murray exchange glances from time to time; Anthony tries to entertain everyone with a dance; Jeff is still sleeping in the Big Red Car and now the lobster is crawling around on his neck which doesn't bother Jeff at all; Anthony eats an apple; Greg tries to take a nap; Anthony eats a piece of chicken; now, Greg, Murray, and Anthony are napping on their lawn chairs with Henry sitting on the porch and Dorothy still standing and everyone is looking bored. Finally, the mechanic arrives and she notices Jeff sleeping and taps his hand to wake him up.)
Ginger: Excuse me? Are you from the, uh... Wiggles?
Jeff: Sure am. I'm Jeff.
Ginger: I'm Ginger, the mechanic. Somebody called me and said they had a problem with a Big Red Car.
Jeff: Problem? No, I don't think so. We're all packed up, ready to go and sing and dance at the show.
Ginger: Oh. Well... maybe I should have a look anyway. (She takes a hammer out of her toolbox.) I've got plenty of time. It's only 4 o'clock. (She walks over to the engine.)
Jeff: 4 o'clock?! (He gasps and gets out of the Big Red Car.) Oh, no! We're going to be late for our first show! Sorry, Ginger, but we'll have to talk another time. There's too much to do! Too much to do! (He and Ginger run around in a circle by the Big Red Car) Goodness! We're late for the first concert! Quickly! Quickly! (He runs over to the porch, Ginger stops, shrugs to the camera, and runs off. He approaches the others who are napping.) And they say I fall asleep all the time! Anthony! Quickly! Greg, Murray, Henry, Dorothy! We're running late! Wake up, everyone!
Murray: (He yawns.) What is it, Jeff?
Jeff: Come on, Murray! It's time to wake up. We've got songs to sing! (The others glance at each other with puzzled looks.)
Murray: No, we don't. We can't go anywhere until the leak in the engine's fixed.
Jeff: (He runs over to the Big Red Car and peers inside the hood.) Leak? What leak? (A purple paint squirts all over him and he looks over at the others.)
Greg: THAT leak. We tried to fix it while you were asleep, but we couldn't.
Anthony: So, there's nothing to do but wait for the mechanic to come.
Jeff: (He realizes that he made a mistake.) Uh, you said, "the mechanic?" (The others nod.)
Anthony: Mmm. She'll fix it, and then we can get on our way.
Murray: In the meantime, I'm gonna take a nap.
Greg: Me too. (He stretches.)
Anthony: Me three.
Jeff: Uh-oh! I sent the mechanic away! I'll just have to fix it myself. (He produces a small box with the label "Sticking Plaster" on it.) This should do the trick. (He takes out some plaster strips and begins to work on fixing the leaks.) Now, where's that leak? (A purple paint squirts all over him.) Icky! Oooh! (A purple paint squirts out again) Ugh! Gooey! (A purple paint squirts out again.) Ugh! Sticky! (He applies the last strip of plaster onto the engine.) Ah, there! That oughta do it. (Greg wakes up from his nap just as Jeff walks back over to the porch, covered in purple paint.) Hey, wake up! Come on, everyone, wake up! I've got something to tell you: I sent the mechanic away by mistake!
Murray, Greg & Anthony: What?! Oh...
Jeff: Uh... But it's alright-- it really is. Come and have a look. I fixed the engine! (He motions for the others to join him as they get up from their lawn chairs).
Anthony: Towel, Jeff? (He hands Jeff a purple towel.)
Jeff: (He takes it.) Thanks, Anthony. (He cleans up his face and his hands his towel to Dorothy. The Wiggles walk over to the Big Red Car and look inside the hood.)
Anthony: Hey! Looks like our troubles are over! (They celebrate and get into the Big Red Car.)
Jeff: (He pops open the trunk to put Anthony's food inside. But as soon as he does, a purple paint squirts all over him once again, and he looks at the camera and it zooms in on him.) Looks like it's back to the old drawing board!
(3D block shapes transition to the song: Rock-A-Bye Your Bear. A scene where Murray with his guitar about having our teddy bear's picnic.)
Murray: We're having a teddy bears' picnic. Everyone's brought their favourite bear along. Perhaps you could have a teddy bears' picnic at home.
Greg: We know a song about teddy bears. Can you sing along and do the actions with us?
(singing, while the backing vocals are doing their actions.) Everybody clap
Everybody sing la la la la la
Bow to your partner
Then you turn around
Yippee
Hands in the air, rock a bye your bear
Bears now asleep
Shh, shh, shh
Bears now asleep
Shh, shh, shh
Everybody clap
Everybody sing la la la la la
Bow to your partner
Then you turn around
Yippee
Hands in the air, rock a bye your bear
Bears now asleep
Shh, shh, shh
Bears now asleep
Shh, shh, shh
Bears now asleep
Shh, shh, shh
Bears now asleep
Shh, shh, shh
Bears now asleep
(Numbers transition to Henry the Octopus. While, Greg is the singing part for Henry the Octopus.)
Greg: (singing offscreen.) Henry the Octopus
Lives down in the deep blue sea
Henry the Octopus
He's a friend to you and me.
Henry: Hi, everybody. Or as we say in octopus language, "Breebop!"
(It translates to the segment called, "Cooking". A scene where Henry to conduct the Underwater Big Band.)
Greg: (He narrates offscreen.) It was another lovely day under the sea. Henry's Underwater Big Band loved to play music and entertain all the other creatures that lived there. Henry was the leader of the Underwater Big Band and would enjoy himself so much that he sometimes forgot how long the band had been playing. The Underwater Big Band had been practicing for a long time. Henry the Octopus was the leader of the band. He would point to different musicians when it was their turn to play or when he wanted them to play softly... ..OR LOUDLY! This was made easier, because Henry had so many arms that he could point to different musicians at the same time. Henry the Octopus could hold many batons.
Henry: Now, Catfish, play your guitar louder. That's wonderful! And that saxophone is sounding wonderful, and so are you, Joey! And so are you and you and you and you! You're all sounding wonderful!
Greg: (He narrates offscreen.) ..said Henry.
The Yellow Catfish: Hey, Henry, I've been playing this guitar so long that even my whiskers are tired.
Greg: (He narrates offscreen.) ..said the Catfish. Imagine your whiskers being tired. But the Catfish wasn't the only one. Jacques the Shark felt the same.
Jacques the Shark: Yeah, man. I love playing my saxophone. Up and down, round and round, at my home, all alone, in a crowd, really loud, nice and soft, in my loft. You name the place and I will play, but even I have had enough for the day.
Greg: (He narrates offscreen.) In fact, the entire band felt the same way. Perhaps it was time to have a rest. Henry had an idea. The band had played wonderful music for him. Now Henry would do something for them.
Henry: Sit down, everyone. I'll cook you up a sea feast!
Greg: (He narrates offscreen.) ..said Henry. The band was pleased to rest at last. (It translates to Henry in his chef's hat while using some cooking materials.) Henry was having lots of fun dancing around and sing to himself as he cooked.
Henry: (He raps singing.) Now, I put the things in with a turn and a shake
Mmm-ah! Mmm-ah!
And I start with flour and the dish for the cake
Mmm-ah! Mmm-ah!
I'm having lots of fun and so is everyone
Mmm-ah! Mmm-ah!
Oooh! I like this cooking song.
Greg: (He narrates offscreen.) In no time, Henry had put the octopie in the oven. He busily twirled around his kitchen.
(It translates to Henry raps singing again, while giving the food about having a sea feast.)
Henry: (He raps singing.) There's Jacques the Shark and Sam the Snail
Mmm-ah! Mmm-ah!
When the band gets a-cookin' they begin to wail
Mmm-ah! Mmm-ah!
Greg: (He narrates offscreen.) Henry was enjoying himself. It was a lot of fun to cook, and now he could have both music and cooking. The Underwater Big Band all gathered around. There before them was a feast. Beautiful barnacle biscuits, tasty sea tea, and of course, his famous octopie. Mmm-ah! Absolutely sea-licious.
(It translates to Captain Feathersword's Pirate Show. A scene where Captain Feathersword introduces himself with his buddy, Wags singing a song.)
Captain Feathersword: (singing) Ahoy there, me hearties, you're all welcomed here!
All: (singing offscreen.) It's Captain Feathersword's Pirate Show!
(It translates to the segment called "Tickling". A scene where Wags puts a bone into his compost bin. Then, Captain Feathersword sneaks up on Wags by giving him a tickle with his feathersword.)
Captain Feathersword: (He's using a feathersword to tickle Wags.) Ahoy there, me ticklish hearty! Hoo-hoo-hoo! It's your funny old mate, the captain! (He laughs. Wags barks.) Oh, yes, I know you're a very busy gardener, my furry, flower-loving friend! But there's always time for a little bit of a... tickle! (He laughs while ticking his feathersword. Wags barks.) Oh! Oh, very well, very well. I'll let you get back to your gardening. Oh, yes, indeed! (He laughs. Wags barks.) Oh, it's a lovely day for gardening. (He sings romantically.) It's a lovely day for gardening... Oooh! Yes! Gardening! Oooh! Lovely day! (He sings romantically.) Lovely day for gardening. Ho, ho! Yes, indeed! And for a little bit of a... tickle! (He laughs while ticking his feathersword. Wags barks.) Oh, I'm sorry, Wags. (he laughs.) Oh, yes, indeed. Oooh! (He throws a feathersword and a pirate hat.) Oooh! What goes up hoo! - must come down. Hoo-hoo-hoo! Oh, that works well. Ha, ha! Oooh!
Wags: (He drills a fake feathersword & holds it up, while barks softly. He takes off his safety goggles. He sneaks up on the Captain.)
Captain Feathersword: Ah! Oooh! Ow! Oooh! Oooh! Ah! Da-bun! Boom-boom... Oooh! Doo-doo-doo... Oooh! Doo... (Wags taps his shoulder. while pointing that way. As he turns around when Wags trade him a fake feathersword.) What are you pointing at, Wags! I can't see anything. Hoo! Oh!' (As he turns back that he saw his fake feathersword.) Oh! Ho, ho! Oh, I see! You want to give the captain a little bit of a tickle with his feathersword! (He laughs, while putting his pirate hat back on.)
Wags: (He barks, "No.")
Captain Feathersword: No? Oh, you don't want to play?
Wags: (He barks, "No.")
Captain Feathersword: Oh, OK. Well, I'll, um... I'll let you get back to your gardening, then. And I'll just stand here and watch out for... things! (Wags is hiding a real feathersword under his bone, while he barks softly.) Oooh! Oooh, things! Oooh! Things! Oooh! Watch out for things! There! Oooh, wow! Oooh! What's that? Oooh, ah! Oooh! No! And maybe I could, uh... Oooh, give you a little... tickle! (He's laughing while using a feathersword to tickle Wags. But, it didn't work.) Oh. My feathersword seems to have lost all its tickling power. Oooh! Maybe... (He laughs, while tickling himself with his fake feathersword. Except, it didn't work. As he sobs.) Oh! There's no doubt about it! It just doesn't tickle anymore! (He cries as he sits down in his lounge chair.) Oh, dear! All I ever wanted to do was make people laugh by giving them a little tickle. (He's crying, that his feathersword doesn't have any tickle power.) Ohhhhhh, dear! '"(wags handed over to him a bone. But, he didn't feel like eating it.) Oh, no, thank you, Wags. I'm not humgry. (He sobs. Until, he gets up out of his lounge chair to leave.) I think I'll have to be going back to my ship and tell the crew of the S.S 'Feathersword' they need to find a new cap...
Wags: (He barks, "No.")
Captain Feathersword: Oooh, wait. You... you want me to wait? Oh! OK. (He sits down in his lounge chair.) I'll wait here for you. Oh. Oh. (He mutters sadly. As Wags take out of a bone while grabbing a real feathersword. But then, he looked at his feathersword that it's different.) What's this!=? Is this a copy?! Oh! Ho! Oh, you were playing a trick on the captain! Ho-ho-ho! Oh, you rascal! Oh, still, I was tickling you instead of letting you get on with your gardening. Ho, ho! (Wags barks.) Oh, very well, then, Wags. I'll let you get back to your gardening and I'll... I'll just go. Alright, then, Wags? (He laughs.) Bye-bye. 'Bye, now. Ha, ha! 'Bye, Wags. See you later. (Wags barks.) 'Bye! See you later. Alright. See you. (He leaves softly away.) See you. 'Bye. See you. See you. (He tiptoes up on Wags and tickle with his feathersword.) After just one more tickle! (He laughs, whoops & yelps. Wags barks. As they chase around with their featherswords.)
(It translates to the song: Pufferbillies. A scene where Anthony talks about their train wearing his hat on.)
Anthony: We're going to sing a song about an old steam train called a pufferbilly. I've got my stationmaster hat on. And we'd love you to do all the actions with us. Sing a song with us too. Come for a trip on a pufferbilly.
Greg: (singing) Down by the station
Early in the morning
See the little pufferbillies all in a row
See the station master
Turn the little handle Puff, puff! Toot, toot!
Off we go
Okay, pufferbillies, let's all go a little bit faster now
Here we go
(He's singing a bit faster.) Down by the station
Early in the morning
See the little pufferbillies all in a row
See the station master
Turn the little handle
Puff, puff! Toot, toot!
Off we go
Puff, puff! Toot, toot!
Off we go
(Paint rollers transition to the end credits are rolling, while Dorothy looking at her favourite bush. Then, Wags is using a butterfly's net to catch the butterfly. But, it landed on Dorothy's head while they pulled. A butterfly picked up a net and fly away. Then, it translates to The Wiggles are gardening bushes and flowers. When they saw something to chase Wags with a butterfly net. As they chasing around to join Henry & Captain Feathersword. Then, Dorothy smelled beautiful flowers. Then, a butterfly landed on a flower. They're chasing down a line to join Officer Beaples while butterfly flew away. Finally, Dorothy waved goodbye to a little butterfly as she walked down the path. After that, it fades to black. Then it translates to Emma Ryan painting a picture. Then, the paintbrush splats to The Wiggles Logo appears on the screen. Then, it fades to black.)