
This is the transcript for Joannie.
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(The episode starts with a Wiggle Town location of a cartoon version. Until, the song: Come on Down to Wiggle Town the short version. It appears their names in the opening sequence.)
Lachy: (singing) There's a town called Wiggle Town
What a place to be
Emma: (singing) Come on down to Wiggle Town
Wiggles: (singing) A great place to be
(After the song is finished, it shows the title card. Then, opening camera transition to the song: Welcome to Wiggle Town. A scene where The Wiggles introducing themselves, until Captain Feathersword dances.)
Wiggles & Captain Feathersword: (singing) Hello and welcome to our Wiggle Town
Anthony: G'day, g'day.
Captain Feathersword: Ahoy there!
(with The Wiggles singing.) Take a look around
Captain loves to dance
Captain Feathersword: Oh, I love dancing, me hearites! Whoa-ho!
Dancing, dancing, dancing, dancing, dancing, dancing!
(with The Wiggles singing.) Here in Wiggle Town.
Dorothy: (offscreen) The Music Room.
(It translates to the Music Room sign transition. Then, shot cuts to the song: Joannie Works With One Hammer. A scene where Simon is gonna hammering with 5 hammers in the music room.)
Simon: (singing) Joannie works with one hammer
one hammer, one hammer
Joannie works with one hammer
then she works with two.
(with Anthony & Emma singing.) Joannie works with two hammers
two hammers, two hammers
Joannie works with two hammers
then she works with three.
(with Lachy singing.) Joannie works with three hammers
three hammers, three hammers
Joannie works with three hammers
then she works with four.
Joannie works with four hammers
four hammers, four hammers
Joannie works with four hammers
then she works with five.
Joannie works with five hammers
five hammers, five hammers
Joannie works with five hammers
Simon: (singing) then she falls to sleep.
Dorothy: (offscreen) Wiggle Town Police Station.
(It translates to the Wiggle Town Police Station sign transition. Then, shot cuts to the song: Poor Old Michael Finnegan. A scene where Simon is singing a song about Michael Finnegan, while Caterina, Dominic, Emma & Lachy are doing some Irish jig dancing.)
Simon: (singing) There was an old man named Michael Finnegan
He had whiskers on his chin-ne-gan
Along came the wind and blew them in again
Poor old Michael Finnegan, begin again
Anthony: Our Irish dancers, Lachy, Emma, Officer Beaples, Officer Shaun O'Shaunessy, answering the phones, Major Bingle.
Simon: (singing) There was an old man named Michael Finnegan
He had whiskers on his chin-ne-gan
Along came the wind and blew them in again
Poor old Michael Finnegan, begin again
(Instrumental break to Anthony is playing on the banjo.)
Simon: 1, 2, 3, 4!
(Instrumental break to Emma dances her special Irish jig.)
Wiggles: (singing) Shave and a haircut Mic Fin!
(Opening camera transition to the song: Goodbye from Wiggle Town. A scene where The Wiggles playing their instruments in the music room are saying goodbye to our favourite place called Wiggle Town at the end of the show, while the end credits are rolling.)
Wiggles: (singing) It's goodbye from Wiggle Town
It's goodbye from Wiggle Town.
(Shot cuts to the endboard is shown.)