
This is the transcript for Joannie Works with One Hammer.
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(The episode starts with an opening sequence when Emma is opening the Wigglehouse door, while greetings to the viewers.)
Emma: Hi! I'm Emma, and welcome to Wigglehouse. You know, today feels like a ballet day. (She spins around.) So let's Ready, Steady, Wiggle!
(Opening camera transition to the song: Ready, Steady, Wiggle! A scene where The Wiggles & their friends are getting ready to wiggle this song. At the end, Patrick Munoz rides his little Big Red Car toy.)
Wiggles: (singing) Ready, steady, wiggle!
Lachy: (singing) Emma, Lachy, Simon, and Anthony too!
Wiggles: (singing) Ready, steady, wiggle!
Emma: (singing) You can jump like a kangaroo!
Wiggles: (singing) Ready, steady, wiggle!
Simon: (singing) Dorothy, Wags, and Henry too!
Wiggles: (singing) Ready, steady, wiggle!
and Captain Feathersword, woo-hoo!
(Emma: (singing) Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, woo!)
(Shot transition to The Wiggles introducing themselves in a rhyme by favourite hobbies.)
Lachy: My name's Lachy. I like to sleep, lying down and resting my feet. (He falls asleep, while lying down on the couch.)
Anthony: My name's Anthony, I hope I'm not rude. I might just stay here and eat some food. (he chuckles.)
Emma: My name's Emma, I like to wear bows. See this yellow one? It's the one I chose.
Simon: My name's Simon, I sing high and low. Sing with me, and away we go. (He sings high & low voice on a microphone.)
Paul Field: (offscreen, until they're applauding in the background.) There's The Wiggles, champions of music, red, blue, yellow and purple.
(9 rectangles covered the screen, until the logo pops up transition to the song: Beep! Beep! Buckle Up! A scene where Charlotte Cowper & Jeremy Lane are putting seatbelts on these 2 kids in the car. They are Owen Lane & Marie Lane.)
Emma & Lachy: (singing) We're all in the car
I'm sitting in my seat
First thing that I check is
Am I buckled up?
Anthony: "I'm buckled up.
Ooh, yeah, man!"
Emma & Lachy: (singing) Am I buckled up?
(with Simon & Anthony singing: Beep, beep, buckle up)
Emma & Lachy: (singing) Bouncing up and down on a bumpy road.
(Simon & Anthony: (singing) Do-do-do-do-do)
Emma & Lachy: (singing) Making sure I check as I go
I'm still buckled up
Emma & Lachy: (singing) "Oh yeah, man!
I'm still buckled up."
Emma & Lachy: (singing) I'm still buckled up
(with Simon & Anthony singing: Beep, beep, buckle up)
(Anthony: Beep, beep, beep, beep)
Wiggles: (singing) Beep, beep, buckle up
(Anthony: Beep, beep, beep, beep)
Wiggles: (singing) Beep, beep, buckle up
(Anthony: Beep, beep, beep, beep)
Wiggles: (singing) Beep, beep, buckle up
(Anthony: Beep, beep, beep, beep)
Anthony: Feeling safe and sound
Man, I'm buckled up
Yeah!
Simon: (singing) It's a long way but I'll be okay
(Emma, Anthony & Lachy: (singing) Do-do-do-do-do)
Simon: (singing) The toys are safely packed away
I'm still buckled up.
Anthony: "Ooh, yeah, man!
I'm still buckled up."
Simon: (singing) I'm still buckled up.
(with Lachy, Emma & Anthony singing: Beep, beep, buckle up)
Simon: (singing) See the countryside from my window seat
(Emma, Anthony & Lachy: (singing) Do-do-do-do-do)
Simon: (singing) The horses and the cows and the sheep
I'm still buckled up
Anthony: "Oh yeah, man."
I'm still buckled up."
Simon: (singing) I'm still buckled up.
Wiggles: (singing) Beep, beep, buckle up
(Simon: Beep, beep, beep, beep)
Wiggles: (singing) Beep, beep, buckle up
(Simon: Beep, beep, beep, beep)
Wiggles: (singing) Beep, beep, buckle up
(Lachy: Buckle up)
Wiggles: (singing) Beep, beep, buckle up
Anthony: Feeling safe and sound
Man, I'm buckled up
(Simon: Beep, beep, beep, beep)
Wiggles: (singing) Beep, beep, buckle up
(Lachy: Buckle up)
(Simon: Beep, beep, beep, beep)
Wiggles: (singing) Beep, beep, buckle up
(Lachy: Buckle up now)
(Simon: Beep, beep, beep, beep)
Wiggles: (singing) Beep, beep, buckle up
(Simon: Beep, beep, beep, beep)
(Lachy: Buckle up)
Wiggles: (singing) Beep, beep, buckle up.
(Car honking sounds. Until, 4 coloured rectangles sliding transition to Anthony & Dorothy talking about the letter of the day. It was the letter "B".)
Dorothy: "B", or "buh", is for "banana".
Anthony: "B" is for "banana"! Mmm! Beauty! (He takes a bite of a banana.)
Dorothy: (She gasps.) Anthony ate the banana!
Anthony: Banana, better luck next time! (He laughs.)
Dorothy: (She giggles.) Oh, Anthony!
(9 rectangles covered the screen, until the logo pops up transition to the song: Five Little Ducks. A scene where it is filmed in the late 2012 at the concert in the studio.)
Simon: Now, everyone, this is a song about five little ducks. Do you know the song about five little ducks? (to audience.) You do? That's fantastic. We'd love you to sing along. Now, I have my five little ducks right here. So, let's count them together. Here we go. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5! Now, that's fantastic counting. Now over here, we have Father Duck, and Father Duck says, "Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack."
Captain Feathersword: (He scares Simon away from quacking, while falling over.) "QUACK, QUACK, QUACK, QUACK, QUACK!!!!!"
Simon: Whoa! Oh, Captain! Captain, you scared me. Is... is everything OK?
Captain Feathersword: Oh, yes. Sorry. I'll... I'll try again. Hang on. (He tries again softly.) "Quack." Oh! It's working now. "Quack quack." Ok, OK.
Simon: OK, good. Alright, everyone. Let's sing the song about five little ducks together. Here we go.
(singing) Five little ducks went out one day
Over the hills and far away
Father duck said quack, quack, quack, quack
But only four little ducks came back
Captain Feathersword: (singing) Four little ducks went out one day
Over the hills and far away
Father duck said quack, quack, quack, quack
But only three little ducks came back
Simon: (singing) Three little ducks went out one day
Over the hills and far away
Father duck said quack, quack, quack, quack
But only two little ducks came back
Captain Feathersword: (singing) Two little ducks went out one day
Over the hills and far away
Father duck said quack, quack, quack, quack
But only one little duck came back
Simon: (singing) One little duck went out one day
Over the hills and far away
Father duck said quack, quack, quack, quack
But none of the five little ducks came back
(He sighs.) Oh, and this made father duck really sad.
Captain Feathersword: (He's crying, because he's sad about the little duckies gone.)
Simon: Everyone, can you hear something? It sounds like someone's crying. (They were pointing at someone crying in the middle of the song.) Who is it? Who's crying, everyone? (to audience.) It's Captain Feathersword? Oh, no!
Captain Feathersword: (In his high pitched voice.) Oh, Simon!
Simon: Oh, yes, Captain?
Captain Feathersword: (In his high pitched voice.) I'm so very sad 'cause all the little ducks have gone.
(The children laugh at them.)
Simon: It's very sad, Captain. But don't worry.
Captain Feathersword: (In his high pitched voice.) Very sad. (He sobs.)
Simon: It's very sad. (He cheers the Captain up.) Yeah. But, Captain, there's a happy ending to this song.
Captain Feathersword: (In his high pitched voice.) Oh, wait. There is?
Simon: Yeah. Father Duck goes out looking for the five little ducks.
Captain Feathersword: (In his high pitched voice.) Hooray!
Simon: (singing) Old father duck went out one day
Over the hills and far away
Father duck said quack, quack, quack, quack
And all of the five little ducks came back.
Captain Feathersword: (In his normal voice.) Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack!
Simon: And give yourselves a big clap, everyone. Fantastic singing.
Captain Feathersword: Oh, yeah!
(4 coloured rectangles sliding transition to the segment called: "Live at Wigglehouse". Opening camera transition to the song: Joannie Works With One Hammer. A scene where Anthony playing on acoustic guitar, while Simon, Lachy & Emma are doing the actions about hammering with Joannie.)
Lachy: We have a friend who's a carpenter, and she can work with up to five hammers at one time. Her name's Joannie. So let's get your first hammer out and let's sing "Joannie".
(singing) Joannie works with one hammer
one hammer, one hammer
Joannie works with one hammer
then she works with two.
(with Simon singing.) Joannie works with two hammers
two hammers, two hammers
Joannie works with two hammers
then she works with three.
(with Emma singing.) Joannie works with three hammers
three hammers, three hammers
Joannie works with three hammers
then she works with four.
Joannie works with four hammers
four hammers, four hammers
Joannie works with four hammers
then she works with five.
Joannie works with five hammers
five hammers, five hammers
Joannie works with five hammers
Lachy: (singing) then she falls to sleep.
(Everyone falls asleep. Anthony ask Lachy to wake him up.)
Anthony: Hey, wake up, Lachy!
Lachy: (He wake up.) Joannie!
(4 coloured rectangles flipping transition to Anthony reciting a poem called Jack Sprat.)
Anthony: (He's holding a mini plate.) Jack Sprat could eat no fat.
His wife could eat no lean.
So, between the both of them,
They licked the plate clean!
(He laughs.)
(4 coloured rectangles sliding transition to to Emma talking about going to a Wiggly concert.)
Emma: Have you ever been to a concert? You know sometimes when I go to a concert, I like to take my camera because I might see some dancing or some acrobatics. I think The Wiggles concert is starting right now! Don't forget your camera! (She's wiggling her fingers.)
(4 colored rectangles flipping transition to the song: Rock-A-Bye Your Bear (LIVE). A scene is filmed on March 14, 2013 at Revesby Workers Club.)
Lachy: That's a fantastic idea, Emma. Here we go, everyone. Let's all sing it together. Ready? Let's sing "Rock-A-Bye Your Bear".
(singing, while Anthony, Simon & Emma gets to do the actions for the backing vocals.) Everybody clap
Everybody sing
(la, la, la, la, la)
Bow to your partner
Simon: "G'day, mate!"
Emma: "G'day!"
Lachy: (singing) And then you turn around
(yippee!)
Hands in the air
Rock-a-bye your bear
Bear's now asleep
(shh-shh-shh)
Bear's now asleep
(shh-shh-shh)
Simon: Oh, that's great, everyone. We heard you singing that time. Let's all sing it again together. Let's sing "Rock-A-Bye Your Bear". Here we go.
Lachy: (singing, while Anthony, Simon & Emma gets to do the actions for the backing vocals.) Everybody clap
Everybody sing
Anthony: Really loud!
(la, la, la, la, la)
Lachy: (singing.) Bow to your partner
Simon: Great singing, everyone.
Lachy: (singing) And then you turn around
(yippee!)
Lachy: Ready?
(singing) Hands in the air
Rock-a-bye your bear
Bear's now asleep
(shh-shh-shh)
Bear's now asleep
(shh-shh-shh)
Bear's now asleep
(shh-shh-shh).
(4 colored rectangles flipping transition to the song: Ready, Steady, Wiggle! A scene where The Wiggles are playing & dancing around in the living room.)
Wiggles: (singing) Ready, steady, wiggle!
Lachy: (singing) Emma, Lachy, Simon, and Anthony too!
Wiggles: (singing) Ready, steady, wiggle!
Emma: (singing) You can jump like a kangaroo!
Wiggles: (singing) Ready, steady, wiggle!
Simon: (singing) Dorothy, Wags, and Henry too!
Wiggles: (singing) Ready, steady, wiggle!
and Captain Feathersword, woo-hoo!
(4 colored rectangles flipping transition to Dorothy talked about what we learned today in the epilogue part.)
Dorothy: What did we do today? We enjoyed "Anthony's Alphabet". The Wiggles introduced themselves with rhyme, danced to "Ready, Steady, Wiggle!", and sung all about Joannie, who is a carpenter who makes things out of wood. Joannie worked with so many hammers, didn't she? I'll see you next time on Ready, Steady, Wiggle! Bye!
(Shot transition to the end credits are rolling, while Captain Feathersword, Zamel & The Wiggles are waving goodbye to the screen, during Ready, Steady, Wiggle! instrumental track is playing in the background. After that, the endboard is showing.)