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(The video starts when the audience cheers since the concert is starting with Sydney location cartoon comes up, while The Wiggles Logo is popping up, the video title card appears. Then, it shows from Australia, Sydney title is showing. But then. their logo zooms & scene translates to the opening sequence during the Official Copy DVD release in America. When, The Wiggles are driving the Big Red Car & waving hello. It fades in to the part that they're on a boat, while waving to each other. When, a scene translates to The S.S Feathersword with their Pirate Crew & Captain waving to each other. It just translates to the part where The Wiggles are playing music. But then, Jeff is sleeping in the Big Red Car. And finally, it fades in to a scene where they filmed on December 20, 2003 at Sydney Entertainment Centre A.K.A. Lights, Camera, Action, Show! from Australia.)

(In the HIT Entertainment Screener DVD Copy uses the deleted scene called Overture final version from 2003 A.K.A. Uncut version. It starts when the audience cheers since the concert is starting, with The Wiggly Orchestra is playing a tune to strike up the music pitch plays in Key C for during Rock-A-Bye Your Bear instrumental track in the background. But then, it got changed to Key D for Hot Potato instrumental track. And it got back to Key C for Toot Toot, Chugga Chugga, Big Red Car. While, The Manzillas are singing the words to the song title.)

Manzillas: (singing) Toot Toot, Chugga Chugga, Big red car.

Toot Toot, Chugga Chugga, Big Red Car.

(The music pitched got changed to Key F for Hoop Dee Doo. When, The Manzillas are singing.)

Manzillas: (singing) Hoop-dee-doo, hoop-dee-doo.

Hoop-dee-doo, hoop-dee-dee.

Hoop-dee-doo, hoop-dee-doo.

(But then, it got changed to Key G for Captain Feathersword Fell Asleep on His Pirate Ship (Quack Quack), Where's Jeff? & Anthony's Workshop. While, The Manzillas are singing.)

Manzillas: (singing) Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack

Cock-a-doodle-doo

Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack

Cock-a-doodle-doo

Quack, quack, quack doodley-doo

Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack

Cock-a-doodle-doo

Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack

Cock-a-doodle-doo

Quack, quack, quack doodley-doo.

Manzillas: (singing) Where's Jeff?

Where's Jeff?

Manzillas: (singing) Anthony's workshop

Anthony's workshop

(Then, a pitch got up to Key G sharp. But, it gets back to Key F for during Can You (Point Your Fingers and Do The Twist?) instrumental track in the background & then, finally The Manzillas are gonna sing Lights, Camera, Action, Wiggles! But this time, The Wiggles are gonna come to the stage.)

Manzillas: (singing) Lights, camera, action

Lights, camera, action

Lights, camera, action

Lights, camera, action.

(Audience cheers since the Overture is finished. Until then, The Wiggly Orchestra are gonna play a song: Toot Toot, Chugga Chugga, Big Red Car. While, The Wiggly Dancers come out with their parking 4 coloured flags. While, The Wiggles are driving the Big Red Car, as they're waving hello to everyone arrives on stage.)

Manzillas: (singing) Toot toot, chugga chugga, Big Red Car

We'll travel near and we'll travel far

(with The Wiggles singing.) Toot toot, chugga chugga Big Red Car

We're gonna ride the whole day long

Greg: (singing) Well, Murray's in the back seat...

Murray: Hello, everyone!

Greg: (singing) He's playing his guitar...

Murray: Uh-huh!

Greg: (singing) Yeah, Murray's in the back seat

(with The Other Wiggles singing.) Of the Big Red Car...

Anthony: Let's sing together now.

The Wiggles: (singing) Oh, toot toot, chugga chugga Big Red Car

We'll travel near and we'll travel far

Toot toot, chugga chugga Big Red Car

We're gonna ride the whole day long...

Murray: What's Jeff up to?

Greg: (singing) Jeff is fast asleep...

Murray: Oh, Jeff!

Greg: (singing) He's having a little rest...

Murray: Uh-oh!

Greg: (singing) We'd better wake him up

So let's all

(with The Other Wiggles singing.) Call out, "Wake up, Jeff!"

Jeff: (He wakes up.) Hello!

The Wiggles: (singing) Oh, toot toot, chugga chugga Big Red Car

We'll travel near and we'll travel far

Toot toot, chugga chugga Big Red Car

We're gonna ride the whole day long...

Murray: Here comes Anthony.

Greg: (singing) Well, Anthony is eating

He's got so much food

Uh-huh...

Anthony: I love it!

Greg: (singing) He's eating apples and oranges

(with The Other Wiggles singing.) And fruit salad too!

The Wiggles: (singing) Oh, toot toot, chugga chugga Big Red Car

We'll travel near and we'll travel far

Toot Toot, Chugga Chugga, Big Red Car

We're gonna ride the whole day long.

The Other Wiggles & Manzillas: (singing) Greg is doing the driving

Singing

Greg: (singing) "Scooby doo ah"

Murray: Scooby doo ah!

The Other Wiggles & Manzillas: (singing) Greg is doing the driving

Of the Big Red Car!

Anthony: Hey-hey!

(Anthony, Jeff & Murray are getting out of the car. Except, Greg is gonna park the car while The Wiggly Dancers leaving.)

The Wiggles: (singing) Oh, toot toot, chugga chugga Big Red Car

We'll travel near and we'll travel far

Toot Toot, Chugga Chugga, Big Red Car

We're gonna ride the whole day long.

The Wiggles: (singing) Oh, toot toot, chugga chugga Big Red Car

We'll travel near and we'll travel far

Toot Toot, Chugga Chugga, Big Red Car

We're gonna ride the whole day long.

(Audience cheering & clapping since the song is over.)

Murray: (He's holding red acoustic guitar.) Hello, everyone! It's great to be in Sydney! Welcome to The Wiggles show, everyone. We're The Wiggles. I'm Murray.

Jeff: I'm Jeff.

Anthony: I'm Anthony. And you're probably wondering where Greg is, everybody. Well, he's parking the Big Red Car right now. And I think in about three seconds, he will come through these beautiful blue curtains. And when he does, don't forget to give him a big clap, everybody. Here he comes. 1, 2, 3!

Greg: (He arrives on the stage.) Hello, everybody! (The audience cheering & clapping since Greg is here on stage.)

Murray: (offscreen.) It's Greg!

Anthony: Everybody, today is all about having fun. So if you feel like singing, we'd love you to sing. If you feel like dancing, we'd love you to dance. If you feel like waking Jeff up, we'd love you to wake Jeff up. And, everybody, if you feel like rockin', here comes "Rock-A-Bye Your Bear".

(Song: Rock-A-Bye Your Bear.)

Greg: Arms up, everyone. Let's all sway from side to side. And we'll song "Rock-A-Bye Your Bear". Great idea, Anthony.

Anthony: Thank you, Greg.

Greg: (singing, while the backing vocals are doing their actions.) Everybody clap

And everybody sing...

Anthony: Really loud!

la la la la la

Greg: (singing) Bow to your partner...

Murray: Bow to the person next to you.

Then you turn around

Yippee

Hands in the air, rock a bye your bear

Bears now asleep

Shh, shh, shh

Bears now asleep

Shh, shh, shh...

Jeff: (He's yawning 'cause he feels sleepy.)

Greg: Arms up again, everyone! Let's all sway from side to side. Hey, Jeff, are you still awake over there?

Jeff: (He just woke up.) I'm still awake, Greg!

Greg: (singing, while the backing vocals are doing their actions.) Everybody clap

And everybody sing...

Anthony: Really loud!

la la la la la

Greg: (singing) Bow to your partner...

Murray: G'day, mate!

Jeff: G'day!

And then you turn around

Yippee

Hands in the air, rock a bye your bear

Bears now asleep

Shh, shh, shh...

Jeff: (He's yawning 'cause he is almost feel sleepy.)

Greg: (singing) Bears now asleep

Shh, shh, shh

Bears now asleep...

Anthony: Greg?

Greg: Yes, Anthony?

Anthony: Murray?

Murray: Yes, Anthony?

Anthony: Everyone, I can hear somebody snoring.

Greg & Murray: Yeah, we can hear somebody snoring too! (with Anthony.) Where's that snoring coming from?

Greg: Who's asleep?!

(Audience calling out saying "Jeff!" that he's sleeping.)

Murray: They're saying, "Jeff!"

Anthony: Jeff. (with Murray & Greg.) JEFF!!!! WHOA!!!!

Greg: I don't believe this! You're right, everybody! Jeffrey's always falling asleep!!! And do you know what? We've got lots more songs to sing! We need Jeff! I think we're going to have to wake our sleepy friend up. So here's what we'll do. When I count to three, let's all say, "Wake up, Jeff!" And hopefully, that will wake Jeff up. Let's try it together. (with Anthony & Murray.) 1, 2, 3! (with audience shouting.) WAKE UP, JEFF!!!!!!

Jeff: (He blubbers, while he is waking up.)

Anthony: Jeff! You did it! Everybody, give yourself a big clap. Thanks for waking Jeff up.

(Audience cheering & clapping because they woke Jeff up.)

Greg: Ah, yes. And how about a big clap for the Wiggly Orchestra?

Anthony: Look, everybody. Dom's the conductor of the Wiggly Orchestra. And when he waves his baton, the whole Wiggly Orchestra plays some beautiful music.

(Dominic Lindsay uses his baton to start playing Welcome to Network Wiggles! instrumental track in the background. When, Jeff is gonna talk about their instruments that they play in The Wiggly Orchestra.)

Jeff: Yeah! Listen to the beautiful music. There's lots of instruments in The Wiggly Orchestra. There's guitars!

Murray: (offscreen.) Can you hear the guitars?

Jeff: There's a soprano saxophone.

Murray: (offscreen.) Can you hear the soprano saxophone?

Jeff: There's a piano.

Murray: (offscreen.) Can you hear the piano?

Jeff: But my favourite instrument is...

The Awake Wiggles: Yes?

Jeff: MY favourite instrument is...

The Awake Wiggles: Yes, yes?

Jeff: MY favourite instrument is...

The Awake Wiggles: Yes?

(Jeff snores that he's sleeping again.)

Greg: Oh, no! Jeff's fallen asleep. And we didn't get to find out what his favourite instrument is. Maybe if we wake Jeff up, we'll find out what it is. Let's wake him up together. (with Anthony & Murray.) 1, 2, 3. (with audience shouting.) WAKE UP, JEFF!!!!!!

Jeff: (He blubbers, while he is waking up.)

Anthony: Jeff, everybody woke you up. What's your favourite instrument?

Jeff: My favourite instrument is the drums!

(Tony Henry playing his drums to the beat of the music.)

Murray: Let's all play the drums, everyone. It's fun! That's it.

(Tony Henry hits the cymbal at the end.)

Greg: Oh, let's hear it for the drums, everybody!

(Audience cheering & clapping because they played the drums.)

Murray: Aha! We all love the drums. Well, everyone, I've got a question for you all. And feel free to answer this question as loudly as you like. The question is this... would you like to meet a friend of ours? Would you like to meet Captain Feathersword, the friendly pirate?

(Audience shouting "YEAH!".)

Jeff: I've got another question for everyone. And the question is this... would you like to meet a friend of ours? Would you like to meet Dorothy the Dinosaur?

(Audience shouting "YEAH!".)

Greg: Well, everybody, I was wondering, would you like to meet a friend of ours? Would you like to meet Wags the Dog?

(Audience shouting "YEAH!".)

Anthony: Everybody, just a quick question... would you like to meet Henry the Octopus?

(Audience shouting "YEAH!".)

Anthony: That's fantastic. Greg, did you hear that? (He's doing his own style of dance moves, including doing star jumps.) Everyone wants to meet Wags. Everyone wants to meet Dorothy. Everyone wants to meet the Captain. Everyone wants to meet Henry. Greg, one question. The question is this... what do we do, Greg? What do we do? (It's getting faster & faster.) What do we do? What do we do? What do we do? What do we do? What do we do? What do we do? What do we do? Greg?

Greg: What do we do, indeed, Anthony? That's a very good question.

Anthony: Greg!

Greg: Yeah?

Anthony: Before you answer that question, I'd better musically walk over to that side of the stage.

Greg: OK.

Anthony: Everybody, I'll just take one second to musically walk over there. (He's walking in time with music to stage right.)

Greg: (He's clapping.) Ah, let's hear it for Anthony's musical walk.

Anthony: Thanks very much, everybody.

Greg: Well done.

Anthony: (He's walking backwards a bit upstage.) On with the show, Greg.

Greg: Excellent. Well, everybody...

Anthony: (He has a bit of music in his body.) It's not stopping.

Greg: No? Oh.

Anthony: (He has a bit of music in his body). Keep going, Greg. It's OK now.

Greg: Alright. Everybody, I think that we should...

(Anthony dancing to the funny music through his body. But then, the audience starts laughing & Murray chuckles.)

Anthony: All yours, Greg.

Greg: OK. Everybody, I...

Anthony: (He does a bit of music with his fingers on his head. Then, he does a bounce, while honking with his finger.)

Greg: Everybody, I think that we should bring out our wonderful friends with that great song, "Lights, Camera, Action... (with the others.) Wiggles!" (himself.) Yes, that's it, guys. And we need your help in this song, everyone. (They're gonna do the actions.) When we sing, "Lights, Camera, Action," we need you all to put your hands in the air, like this, and say... (with the others.) "Wiggles!" (himself.) So let's try it now. (with the others, while the audience calling out.) "Lights, Camera, Action, Wiggles!" (himself.) Ah, you little beauty, mate. Let's all get ready to... (with the others.) Go, go, go!

(Song: Lights, Camera, Action, Wiggles! A scene where The Wiggly Dancers are coming out. Later, their Wiggly Friends are gonna come out of these curtains.)

The Wiggles: (singing) Go, go, go, go, go, go

Lights, Camera, Action, Wiggles!

Greg: (singing) Welcome to our TV Show

The Wiggles: (singing) Lights, Camera, Action, Wiggles!

Greg: (singing) Everybody, let's go

The Wiggles: (singing) Lights, Camera, Action, Wiggles!

Greg: (singing) Welcome to our TV Show...

Murray: (offscreen.) That's it!

The Wiggles: (singing) Lights, Camera, Action, Wiggles!

Greg: (singing) Everybody, let's go...

Anthony: Yeah!

(Captain Feathersword arrives at the stage.)

Greg: (singing) Captain Feathersword has joined the show...

Captain Feathersword: Whoa-ho!

Greg: (singing) He loves to pirate dance...

Captain Feathersword: Ahoy there, me hearties! Whoo-hoo!

Greg: (singing) Let's get together with everyone...

Captain Feathersword: Oh, yeah!

(with The Other Wiggles singing.) And go go go

The Wiggles: (singing) Lights, Camera, Action, Wiggles!

Greg: (singing) Welcome to our TV Show

The Wiggles: (singing) Lights, Camera, Action, Wiggles!

Greg: (singing) Everybody, let's go...

Captain Feathersword: G'day, me hearties! Ahoy there! Whoo-hoo! It's great to be here. But do you know who else is here? It's Wags, Dorothy & Henry! (The Wiggly Mascots are coming out through the curtains & waving hello.) Ahoy there, me hearties!

Greg: (singing) Well, Dorothy and Wags have joined us too

With Henry in his eight-legged pants

So let's get together with everyone and

(with the other Wiggles singing.) Go go go, go, go, go

The Wiggles: (singing) Lights, Camera, Action, Wiggles!

Greg: (singing) Welcome to our TV Show

The Wiggles: (singing) Lights, Camera, Action, Wiggles!

Greg: (singing) Everybody let's, everybody let's

Everybody let's

(with The Other Wiggles singing.) go, go, go, go!

The Wiggles: (singing) Lights, Camera, Action,

Lights, Camera, Action.

Murray: It's Henry the Octopus, Dorothy the Dinosaur, Captain Feathersword, and Wags the Dog.

Captain Feathersword: See you soon, me hearties. Bye-bye. (The Wiggly Friends are leaving for the song is done. But then, Jeff is very tired, so he falls asleep, while snoring.)

Murray: It's great fun singing "Lights, Camera, Action." (The audience calling out saying "Jeff!" that he's sleeping again.) What's that? What? (They both spotted Jeff.) You're right, everyone. Jeff's fallen asleep again!

Anthony: Everybody, because he's falling asleep again, maybe this time we can wake him up a little bit louder. Would you mind doing that? So what we do, when I say, "1, 2, 3," wake him up so loud that maybe Jeff will do some fun things, everybody. Yeah! Jeff might wake up and go, "Hoop-Dee-Doo!" And he might be so happy you woke him up, (He is running on the stage left and right.) he'll run over here, everybody, and wave to everybody on the sides. Yeah. And then he'll be so happy you woke him up, he'll run across the stage and do a somersault.

Greg: A somersault!

Anthony: Yeah. And then he might run over here, wave to everybody, and then come back to the centre of the stage and do three somersaults.

Greg: Three somersaults.

Anthony: Yeah. (Jeff's sleeping, when his head is shaking at Anthony.) And then he might do a handstand!

Greg: A handstand!

Anthony: Yeah. And then, while he's doing a handstand, Jeff might say, "Hoop-dee-doo! Thanks for waking me up. Hoop-dee-doo! My name's Jeff. Hoop-dee-doo! I wear purple." And wait for this. Then he might say, "Hoop-dee-doo! I love Sydney!"

Greg: Oh, yes! Well, we all love Sydney. And you know what? I think if Jeff does all of that, we'd better give him a big clap and a cheer, because that would be fantastic. Let's wake Jeff up. And we'll see what he does. (with Anthony & Murray.) 1, 2, 3. (with audience shouting.) WAKE UP, JEFF!!!!!!

Jeff: (He blubbers, while he is waking up.) Hoop-dee-doo! (He's running, while waving the audience to stage directions right and left.)

Anthony: What's he doing, Greg?

Greg: He's running over here. And he's waving to everyone. Oh, yeah, this is good. Now he's running back to the middle. Here comes a somersault! Oh, yeah!

(Jeff is doing a somersault.)

Murray: He's running over this side. He's waving to everyone. They're all waving back down there. They're waving back too.

(Jeff does three somersaults.)

Anthony: Three somersaults. (with the others.) 1, 2, 3! (himself.) Here comes a handstand! Good luck, Jeff. Whoa!

Jeff: (He is standing upside down, while he's doing a handstand, very excited.) Hoop-dee-doo! Thanks for waking me up! Hoop-dee-doo! My name's Jeff! Hoop-dee-doo! I wear purple! Hoop-dee-doo! I… LOVE… SYDNEY!!!!!

Greg: Oh, yeah!

Anthony: Good on you, Jeff. "Hoop-Dee-Doo."

(Song: Hoop Dee Doo. A scene where The Wiggly Friends & their dancers arrives back on the stage.)

All: Hey!

The Wiggles: (singing) Hoop-dee-doo, hoop-dee-doo.

Greg: (singing) I hear a polka and my troubles are through.

The Wiggles: (singing) Hoop-dee-doo, hoop-dee-dee.

Murray: (singing) This kind of music is like heaven to me.

The Wiggles: (singing) Hoop-dee-doo, hoop-dee-doo.

Anthony: (singing) It's got me higher than a kite!

Henry: Higher than a kite!

Greg: (singing) Oh, hand me down my soup and fish. I am gonna get my wish.

The Wiggles: (singing) Hoop-dee-doin' it tonight! Whoo!

Anthony: (singing) When there's a trumpet blowing Ra ta-ta-ta-ta,

I get a thrill. Whew! I always will.

Jeff: (singing) When there's an old accordion stretching out a mile,

I'll always smile ‘cause that's my style.

Greg: (singing) And when they fiddle in the middle it really is a riddle how they play the tune so sweet.

(with The Other Wiggles & Manzillas singing.) Play the tune so sweet that I could die!

Murray: (singing) Oh, lead me to the floor and hear me yell for more.

(with Greg singing.) Cause I'm a Hoop-dee-doin' kinda guy.

Anthony: Whoo!

The Wiggles: (singing) Hoop-dee-doo. Hoop-dee-doo...

Murray: Round and round we go.

Captain Feathersword: Ahoy there.

The Wiggles: (singing) Hoop-dee-doo. Hoop-dee-dee...

Captain Feathersword: Ahoy there, Wiggly Orchestra!

Sam: Ahoy there, Captain.

The Wiggles: (singing) Hoop-dee-doo. Hoop-dee-doo...

Henry: Hi, everybody.

Captain Feathersword: Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

The Wiggles: (singing) Hoop-dee-doin' it tonight. Whoo!

(Dorothy giggles.)

Anthony: (singing) When there's a trumpet blowing Ra-ta-ta-ta-ta.

I get a thrill, Whew! I always will.

Jeff: (singing) When there's an old accordion stretching out a mile,

I'll always smile...

Cause that's my style. ha-ha!

Murray: Good on you, mate.

Greg: (singing) And when they fiddle in the middle it really is a riddle how they play the tune so sweet.

(with The Other Wiggles & Manzillas singing.) Play the tune so sweet that I could die!

Murray: (singing) Oh, lead me to the floor and hear me yell for more.

(with Greg singing.) Cause I'm a hoop-dee-doin' kind of guy.

The Wiggles: (singing) Hoop-dee-doo. Hoop-dee-doo.

Greg: (singing) I hear a polka and my troubles, they’re through!

The Wiggles: (singing) Hoop-dee-doo, Hoop-dee-dee.

Murray: (singing) This kind of music is like heaven to me.

The Wiggles: (singing) Hoop-dee-doo. Hoop-dee-doo.

Anthony: (singing) It's got me higher than a kite!

Henry: Higher than a kite!

Greg: (singing) Oh, hand me down my soup and fish. I am gonna get my wish.

The Wiggles: (singing) Hoop-dee-doin' it.

Greg: (singing) it with all of my might.

Anthony: I'm in clover!

Captain Feathersword: I'm in bloom!

Murray: When I'm dancing!

Jeff: Give me room!

The Wiggles: (singing) Hoop-dee-doin' it, hoop-dee-doin' it, hoop-dee-doin' it tonight! Hoop-dee!

Anthony: Hoop-dee-doo dancers. Henry, Dorothy, the Wiggly Dancers.

The Wiggles: (singing) Hoop-dee-doin' it, hoop-dee-doin' it, hoop-dee-doin' it tonight! Hoop-dee!

(Audience cheering & clapping when the song is over. While, their dancers & their friends leave. Except, Dorothy.)

Murray: Great Hoop-Dee-Doo dancing out there, everyone. Gives yourselves a really big clap. And keep clapping, because here comes Dorothy the Dinosaur.

Dorothy: Thank you. (She giggles.) Hi, everyone. Hello. Hello, over there. Hi. Hi, everyone. Hi, Wiggles.

The Wiggles: Hi, Dorothy. (The Wiggly Dancers are back on stage.)

Anthony: Dorothy, welcome, welcome, welcome. Now, if you look up the top there, Dorothy, someone's waving to you.

Dorothy: Hello.

Anthony: Dorothy, look right there. Someone's waving to you as well.

Dorothy: (She's gives kisses to the children.)

Anthony: Dorothy, look over there. People are waving to you.

Dorothy: (She giggles.)

Anthony: In fact, look everywhere! Everyone's waving to Dorothy!

Dorothy: Hello.

Anthony: (He laughs.) Now, Dorothy, if I asked you what liked best in the whole world, what would you say?

Dorothy: I love roses!

Anthony: Well, some wonderful people have bought you roses. If you've bought roses for Dorothy, everyone, would you mind just holding them up in the air so we can see where they are? There's lots of roses in the audience. Murray's going into the audience right now to collect them from the sides. And we might ask Larissa, our Wiggly Dancer, and Franco, our Wiggly Dancer, to go in the middle and collect the roses for Dorothy. In the meantime, Dorothy, would you like to say something to everybody for the roses?

Dorothy: Oh, thank you. I love roses!

Anthony: And we love you, Dorothy. And right now, everybody, it's time to dance with Dorothy!

(Song: D.O.R.O.T.H.Y. (My Favourite Dinosaur). A scene where Murray, Jeff, Larissa & Franco are gonna collect roses from the audience.)

Anthony: Whoa! Hey!

Greg: (singing) Well, who's in the garden eating all our red, red roses?

All: It's Dorothy!

Greg: (singing) She wears a floppy white hat and yellow spots galore...

Anthony: Nice spots, Dorothy.

Dorothy: Thank you.

Greg: (singing) Well look at those big green paws.

(with the other dancers singing.) She's a very friendly dinosaur.

Ooohhhh...

D.O.R.O.T.H.Y. It's Dorothy the Dinosaur.

Anthony: We're talkin' bout.

All: (singing) D.O.R.O.T.H.Y. she's my favourite dinosaur...

Anthony: Let's sing it now.

All: (singing) Romp Bomp a Chomp, hey!

Romp Bomp a Chomp, hey!

Dorothy: (She giggles.)

Anthony: I think Dorothy's doing some gardening now, everybody.

Greg: (singing) Yes, She's a really helpful dinosaur

She works so hard in the garden

All: She's mowing, she's mowing!

Greg: (singing) Right! She pulls out all the weeds,

plants more roses and she mows the lawn.

All: She's mowing, she's mowing!

Greg: (singing) And when the music starts, she dances on the floor.

(with the other dancers singing.) Yes, she's a really groovy dinosaur.

Ooohhhh...

D.O.R.O.T.H.Y. Dorothy the Dinosaur.

Anthony: We're talkin' bout.

All: (singing) D.O.R.O.T.H.Y. she's my favourite dinosaur...

Anthony: Let's hear it now.

All: (singing) Romp Bomp a Chomp, hey!

Romp Bomp a Chomp, hey!

Dorothy: (She giggles.)

Anthony: Come on, everyone. Let's dance and sing with Dorothy.

All: (singing) D.O.R.O.T.H.Y. It's Dorothy the Dinosaur.

Anthony: Talkin' bout.

All: (singing) D.O.R.O.T.H.Y. she's my favourite dinosaur.

Greg: Dorothy, Queen of the Roses!

Dorothy: Thank you.

Anthony: Well, everybody, look at the beautiful roses. (Larissa is giving to a drawing picture of The Wiggles in it.) And over here, we have a beautiful portrait of all The Wiggles. There's Greg. And there's Murray and Anthony and Jeff. These are absolutely beautiful. And, everybody, you've got to see this. (He's holding a folded paper flower.) This is lovely origami from some wonderful Japanese friends we have in the audience. And they're dressed traditionally in the kimono, everybody. Everyone, have a look at this. Aren't they wonderful? Let's give them a big clap.

Dorothy: Thank you.

Anthony: Okini. Okini. I think you're... "Okini". Is that "thank you?" Thank you very much. And look at this. This is a magic wand for Greg and lots of roses for Dorothy and lots of pictures for our wonderful friends. Everybody, until we see Dorothy again, let's wave goodbye to Dorothy!

Dorothy: Bye!

Greg: Bye-bye, Dorothy.

Dorothy: Bye, everyone.

Greg: Thanks for the dance, Dorothy.

Dorothy: Bye-bye. (She leaves the stage.)

Greg: Bye-bye. Well, everybody, as Dorothy leaves the stage with those beautiful roses, (The stage crew is pulling the TV screen.) you know, it's time to cross to the Wiggly TV screens because at this very moment, Captain Feathersword is down on the beach at Wiggle Bay. And he's doing some exercises there. I thought it might be fun if we could all join in the exercises with Captain Feathersword. So let's all say, "Ahoy there, Captain Feathersword." (with others.) Ahoy there, Captain Feathersword.

Captain Feathersword: (He appears on the TV screen at the beach called Wiggle Bay.) Ahoy there, me hearties. Hoo-hoo-hoo! It's great fun rolling down the sandhills. Why don't we all go rolling down the sandhills together?

(Song: Rolling Down The Sandhills/Running Up The Sandhills. A scene where Captain Feathersword is rolling down the sandhills. While, Anthony & Greg sing the song.)

The Wiggles: (singing) Rolling down the sandhills, rolling down the sandhills

Ooh, aah, whee!

Rolling down the sandhills, rolling down the sandhills

Ooh, aah, whee!

Murray & Jeff: (singing in high note.) Love to go rolling

Anthony & Greg: (singing in low note.) Come along and roll with me...

Anthony: (offscreen.) Keep rolling, everybody. Let's do it again.

The Wiggles: (singing) Rolling down the sandhills, rolling down the sandhills

Ooh, aah, whee!

Rolling down the sandhills, rolling down the sandhills

Ooh, aah, whee!

Murray & Jeff: (singing in high note.) Love to go rolling

Anthony & Greg: (singing in low note.) Come along and roll with me.

Anthony: Wow! Lots of fun rolling down the sandhills, everybody. It's also fun to run back up them. Let's run up the sandhills.

The Wiggles: (singing) Running up the sandhills, running up the sandhills

Puff, puff, puff, puff

Running up the sandhills, running up the sandhills

Puff, puff, puff, puff

Murray & Jeff: (singing in high note.) Love to go running,

Anthony & Greg: (singing in low note.) come along and run with me.

The Wiggles: (singing) Running up the sandhills, running up the sandhills

Puff, puff, puff, puff

Running up the sandhills, running up the sandhills

Puff, puff, puff, puff

Murray & Jeff: (singing in high note.) Love to go running,

Anthony & Greg: (singing in low note.) Come along and run with me.

Captain Feathersword: (He runs back to the stage.) Wow! Oh, that was great fun running up the sandhills, me hearties. But why don't we go rolling down the sandhills again? Hee-hee-hee! Yeah!

The Wiggles: (singing) Rolling down the sandhills,

rolling down the sandhills

Ooh, aah, whee!

Rolling down the sandhills, rolling down the sandhills

Ooh, aah, whee!

Murray & Jeff: (singing in high note.) Love to go rolling...

Captain Feathersword: Whoa!

Anthony & Greg: (singing in low note.) Come along and roll with me.

Captain Feathersword: Whoa! (He's gonna fall off the stage, he's getting very dizzy rolling down.) Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

Anthony: Give yourself a big clap, everyone. Great rolling fun.

(Audience cheering & clapping since the song is over & Jeff arrives back on the stage.)

Jeff: Everyone, Christmas Day is only a few days away. Now, does anyone know who wears red at Christmas time? They've also got a big white beard. And they give out presents. Does anyone know who that is?

(Audience shouting "SANTA!".)

Jeff: That's right. It's Santa Claus. And he's on his way to the show!

Dorothy: (She has some very important news on the TV screen.) Hi, everyone. Sorry to interrupt. But Jeff just mentioned Santa Claus. Well, Jeff, he is on the way. But sad news, he seems to be lost.

Greg: Oh.

Dorothy: His trusty reindeer stopped to eat carrots in New Carrot-donia. A big wind blew up and pushed them off course. Jeff, can you find Santa and show him the way to the show?

Jeff: (He is giving thumbs up, before he leaves.) Sure, Dorothy.

Dorothy: Thanks, Jeff. This is Dorothy the Dinosaur signing out.

Greg: Well, thanks for that, Dorothy. (The stage crew are pulling the TV screen off the stage.) Everybody, there's some exciting news there. You see, Santa Claus is on the way to the show! But there's a little bit of sad news. You see, Santa Claus is a little bit lost. Never mind, because there's some fantastic news. Jeff has gonna to find Santa Claus! Oh, yes. And while we wait for that to happen, everybody, can you try this with us, please? Can you all point you fingers and do the twist?

(Song: Can You (Point Your Fingers And Do The Twist?) A scene where The Wiggly Dancers, Greg & Anthony are gonna have a dance and do the actions.)

Greg: Oh, yeah. Let's all get ready to point our fingers. And we'll do the twist. Here we go.

(singing) Well, can you point your fingers and do the twist?

Anthony: Everybody's twisting, Greg.

Greg: (singing) Can you point your fingers and do the twist?

Anthony: We're all doing the twist.

All: (singing) Well, we're gonna go up, then go down

Get back up and turn around

Can you point your fingers and do the twist?

Anthony: What's next, Greg?

All: (singing) Can you stand on one foot and shake your hands?

Anthony: Hey-hey!

All: (singing) Can you stand on one foot and shake your hands?

Anthony: Everybody's shaking.

All: (singing) Well, we're gonna go up, then go down

Get back up and turn around

Can you stand on one foot and shake your hands?

Anthony: What's next, Greg?

All: (singing) Well, can you point your fingers and do the twist?

Anthony: Everybody's twisting.

All: (singing) Can you point your fingers and do the twist?

Anthony: We're all doing the twist.

All: (singing) Now we're gonna go up, then go down

Get back up and turn around

Can you point your fingers and do the twist?

Greg: Cha-cha-cha! Give yourselves a big clap. Great twisting, everybody. Well done.

(Audience cheering & clapping since the song is over, while The Wiggly Dancers & Greg leaving.)

Anthony: Well, everybody, after our wonderful dancing, it's time now for some quiet dancing, a little bit slower. You might like to sit down for this one, or dance along. We know, it's up to you. Everybody, this type of dance is called ballet. And it's absolutely beautiful. Dorothy's wonderful. She's a wonderful ballerina. And she has a beautiful ballet dress. It's a tutu. She looks wonderful. And here she comes to perform her butterfly ballet. It's Dorothy.

(Anthony leaves, until, the audience cheering & clapping and Dorothy comes out for her Song: Butterflies Flit ballet. While, The other Wiggly Friends come out, dressed up as butterflies.)

Dorothy: (singing) Butterflies flit from flower to flower

Dancing their happy way

Watching these beautiful colourful creatures...

Captain Feathersword: (He dressed as a butterfly.) Whee! Fly!

Dorothy: (singing) Is how I spend my day.

Captain Feathersword: La-la!

Dorothy: Oh, what lovely butterflies everywhere,...

Captain Feathersword: Oh, butterflies!

Dorothy: Oh, what pretty colours...

Captain Feathersword: Ooh, yeah, we're pretty, alright.

Dorothy: I love dancing with butterflies...

Captain Feathersword: Well, we love dancing with you, Dorothy.

(She giggles.)

Dorothy: Oh, what pretty wings...

Captain Feathersword: Ooh, thanks, Dorothy. (He's tinkling to show his wings.)

Dorothy: (singing) Butterflies flit from flower to flower...

(Captain Feathersword falls down on the ground.)

Dorothy: (singing) Dancing their happy way...

Captain Feathersword: Oh, dear. Oh, dear. Thanks, Wags. (Wags tries to help him up.)

Dorothy: (singing) Watching these beautiful colourful creatures...

Captain Feathersword: Thank you.

Dorothy: (singing) Is how I spend my day.

(She giggles after the song finishes, before the instrumental break at the end, where they all dance to butterflies.)

Captain Feathersword: Hee-hee-hee-hee! Fly, little butterfly! Fly and be free! Pas de deux of de ballet! (They all leave, except, Dorothy. But, Anthony arrives.)

Anthony: And now it's just Dorothy and her beautiful ballet. I think she's wonderful. What do you think, everyone? Dorothy!

Dorothy: Oh, thank you.

(Audience cheering & clapping when Dorothy's ballet is over. But then, Murray comes back on the stage, while carrying too many roses.)

Anthony: Well, Dorothy, have a look what Murray's brought you. Dorothy, it's absolutely wonderful.

Murray: Dorothy, all the wonderful people of Sydney gave you all these roses. And there's more out the back. You are such a lucky dinosaur. Here you are, Dorothy. (He's giving all those roses to Dorothy.) Enjoy those roses.

Dorothy: Thank you!

Anthony: Murray, you were gone a long time.

Murray: I was. And I met lots and lots of people all around the room. It was great.

Anthony: Dorothy, would you like to say something to everybody for the beautiful roses?

Dorothy: Oh, thank you. I love roses!

Anthony: And we love Dorothy. Let's give her a big clap, everybody!

(Audience cheering & clapping since Dorothy loves roses.)

Dorothy: Thank you. Bye.

Anthony: Beautiful ballet. Beautiful roses. (He is holding a rose.) Everyone, it's an exciting time now. It's time to cross to the Wiggly news desk and Greg Wiggle

(The stage crew carries the news desk & the TV screen, where Greg arrives on the stage to tell some important news. While, News Theme playing in the background.)

Greg: Hello, and welcome to Network Wiggles News. I'm Greg Wiggle. Well, making news headlines today is that jolly gentleman in red, (A picture of Santa Claus is shown.) none other than Santa Claus. Yes, he's on his way to the show today. Unfortunately, he is a little bit lost. (A picture of Jeff is shown.) But we're gonna cross live via satellite to Jeff Wiggle for an update on this incredible story. Jeff, are you there? Can you tell us what's happening, my friend?

Jeff: (He appears on the TV screen.) Hello, Greg. Yes, I'm here.

Greg: (offscreen.) Uh-huh.

Jeff: But where's here? I think I'm lost.

Greg: (offscreen.) Lost?

Jeff: Greg, everyone, can you help The Wiggles find me?

Greg: Well, sure we can, Jeff. But give us a clue as to where you are.

Jeff: Yes, I turned left to the stairs. Or was it right? I'm not sure. Um... (The via satellite TV make static noises, it's not working.)

Greg: Jeff, you're gonna have to hurry. The satellite's going. Oh. (He chuckles.) Well, it seems like Jeff may be a little bit lost himself. Um, we'll try and sort this out, everybody. And while we do that, why don't we cross to Captain Feathersword and the Wiggly Weather?

(Song: Weather, Weather, Weather. When, Manzillas singing while Captain Feathersword arrives with his Weathersword.)

Manzillas: (singing) Weather, weather, weather

Weather, weather, weather.

Captain Feathersword: (He is holding his weathersword.) Wow! Ahoy there, me hearties! Whoo-hoo! Well, my wonderful weathersword tells me there's gonna be a lot of changes in the weather today. And first, it's gonna be a beautiful sunny start to the day. And we might see some tap-dancing daffodils. (The 3 dancers dressed up as flowers to do some tap dancing, while Get Ready To Wiggle instrumental track is playing in the background.) Tap-dancing daffodils. Wow! (He's scat singing.) Wow! Tap-dancing daffodils! Whoo-hoo-hoo! Later in the afternoon, though, me hearties, there's gonna be a change in the weather. And we'll see it'll be snowing wobbly camels!

Man: (singing) Wobbly camels.

Captain Feathersword: Snowing wobbly camels?

Man: (singing) They're wobbly camels.

Captain Feathersword: Wobbly camels!

Man: (singing) Wobbly camels.

Captain Feathersword: G'day, wobbly camels.

Man: (singing) Wobbly camels.

Wobbly camels.

Captain Feathersword: Wow! That's the best snow I've ever seen. Hee-hee-hee-hee-hee!

Man: (singing) Wobbly camels.

Captain Feathersword: Amazing!

Man: (singing) Wobbly camels.

Captain Feathersword: See you later, wobbly camels! Bye-bye! Wow! (He giggles.) Wobbly camels! Who'd have thought it? But then wait, me hearties. Last but not least, in the evening, we'll see another change. And it'll be raining little puppy dogs. Nothing to be afraid of. Just little puppy dogs.

Fluffy Wagette: Woof-woof-woof-woof!

Captain Feathersword: (He screams, 'cause a Wagette appears on the stage. But then, he speaks gibberish, while running down the ramps. But then, he falls over.) Wow! Little puppy dog! Oh! Oh! They got me! Little puppy dogs. Oh, no! (His voice is low & deep, and his clothes are all shredded, while walking and he leaves.) And that's the weather.

Manzillas: (singing) Weather, weather, weather

Weather, weather, weather.

Greg: Yes, that's the Wiggly Weather for today. That's also the Wiggly News. And just recapping our headline story, Jeff Wiggle, on his search for Santa Claus, seems to be a little bit lost. So if we need to get Santa Claus here to the show, we have to find Jeff first of all, everybody. That's the news for today. I'm Greg Wiggle. May your news be great news.

(The stage crew pulls back the news desk & the TV screen, when Greg leaves the stage. While, News Theme playing in the background. Until, Murray enters.)

Murray: Did you hear the news, everyone? Jeff's lost. We don't know where he is. We really need your help to find Jeff, everyone. Can you keep your eyes open? Look out for Jeff. You know what he looks like. Well, in case you've forgotten what he looks like, let me describe him for you. Jeff's got black hair. He wears a purple shirt, black pants, black shoes, and a Wiggles belt.

Greg: (He arrives back on stage.) Oh, Murray, don't forget this. Because I think this is really important. You see, Jeff likes to sleep a lot. So he could be sleeping somewhere. Who knows?

Captain Feathersword: Yeah, you're right, Greg. Ooh! And, Anthony, what's that you've got there? That there, Anthony. Yeah, this wonderful contraption you've got here.

Anthony: (He's holding a inflatable Jeff balloon.) Everybody, this... and thank you for asking, Captain. This is a Jeff balloon.

Captain Feathersword: A Jeff balloon?

Anthony: Yeah. When this inflates with air, when it fills up with air, it's gonna go right up to the sky.

Captain Feathersword: Whoosh!

Anthony: It'll be about 5 meters tall.

Captain Feathersword: Wow!

Anthony: Yes. And it looks like Jeff, so everyone can remember what Jeff looks like.

Captain Feathersword: Oh, wow, that's a great idea, Anthony. I think I've got something else that might help as well. You see, The Wiggly Dancers have all dressed up just like Jeff. Come on out, me hearties! (The Wiggly Dancers are coming enter the stage. They're all dressed up as Jeff.) Hee-hee-hee. See, what happens is now that The Wiggly Dancers look like Jeff, and Anthony's got his huge Jeff balloon, if anybody sees Jeff in the audience, they'll go, "Jeff, balloon, dancers, Jeff, balloon, dancers, Jeff, balloon, dancers, Jeff, balloon, dancers... Aargh! That's Jeff!"

Anthony: Fantastic. So, everybody, did you get the plan? You see the Jeff balloon.

Captain Feathersword: Yeah.

Anthony: You see The Wiggly Dancers.

Captain Feathersword: Yeah.

Anthony: Then you might find the real Jeff.

Captain Feathersword: Yeah.

Anthony: Don't forget to scream.

Captain Feathersword: "Aargh! That's Jeff!"

Anthony: And we'll know you've seen the real Jeff.

Captain Feathersword: Yeah.

Anthony: In the meantime, let's get this Jeff balloon up and pumped, guys.

(The Wiggly Dancers inflate the Jeff balloon.)

Greg: (offscreen.) Oh!

Captain Feathersword: Wow.

Anthony: What do you think of that, everybody?

Captain Feathersword: Wow, oh, yeah, Jeff balloon.

Anthony: Well, everyone, the last question to ask is... (with others.) Where's Jeff?

(Song: Where's Jeff? A scene where Captain, Greg, Murray, Anthony & The Wiggly Dancers have to look for Jeff who's coming towards the stage.)

Greg, Murray & Anthony: (singing) Where's Jeff?

Anthony: (singing) Is he sleeping outside?

Greg, Murray & Anthony: (singing) Where's Jeff?

Murray: (singing) Has he gone for a ride?

Greg, Murray & Anthony: (singing) Where's Jeff?

Manzillas: (singing) Is he in the countryside?

Greg: (singing) Looky, looky, looky, looky

Murray: (singing) Why yi yi yi

Greg, Murray & Anthony: (singing) Where's Jeff?

Anthony: (singing) Is he sleeping inside?

Greg, Murray & Anthony: (singing) Where's Jeff?

Murray: (singing) Is he still on his ride?

Greg, Murray & Anthony: (singing) Where's Jeff?

Manzillas: (singing) You know, he's nowhere in sight

Greg: (singing) Looky, looky, looky, looky

Murray: (singing) Why yi yi yi

Greg: (singing) Looky, looky here

Looky, looky there

Looky, looky, looky, looky

Looky everywhere

Looky, looky here

Looky, looky there

Looky, looky, looky,

Murray: (singing) Why yi yi yi

Greg, Murray & Anthony: (singing) Where's Jeff?

Anthony: (singing) Is he sleeping outside?

Greg, Murray & Anthony: (singing) Where's Jeff?

Murray: (singing) Has he gone for a ride?

Greg, Murray & Anthony: (singing) Where's Jeff?

Manzillas: (singing) Is he in the countryside?

Greg: (singing) Looky, looky, looky, looky

Murray: (singing) Why yi yi yi

Greg: (singing) Looky, looky here

Looky, looky there

Looky, looky, looky, looky

Looky everywhere

Looky, looky here

Looky, looky there

Looky, looky, looky,

Murray: (singing) Why yi yi yi

Greg, Murray & Anthony: (singing) Where's Jeff?

Anthony: (singing) Is he sleeping outside?

Greg, Murray & Anthony: (singing) Where's Jeff?

Murray: (singing) Has he gone for a ride?

Greg, Murray & Anthony: (singing) Where's Jeff?

Manzillas: (singing) Is he in the countryside?

Greg: (singing) Looky, looky, looky, looky

Murray: (singing) Why yi yi yi

Greg, Murray & Anthony: (singing) Where's Jeff?

Anthony: (singing) Is he sleeping inside?...

Captain Feathersword: Oh! Has anybody seen Jeff?

Greg, Murray & Anthony: (singing) Where's Jeff?

Murray: (singing) Is he still on his ride?...

Captain Feathersword: Did you know where Jeff, me hearties?

Greg, Murray & Anthony: (singing) Where's Jeff?

Manzillas: (singing) You know, he's nowhere in sight...

Captain Feathersword: I can't find him, anywhere.

Greg, Murray & Anthony: (singing) Where's Jeff?...

Captain Feathersword: No.

Murray: Can you find him, Captain?

Greg, Murray & Anthony: (singing) Where's Jeff?...

Captain Feathersword: No, I can't see him, Murray.

Murray: I wonder where he is.

Greg, Murray & Anthony: (singing) Where's Jeff?...

Captain Feathersword: Oh, please help us out. If you see Jeff, remember?

Greg, Murray & Anthony: (singing) Where's Jeff?...

Captain Feathersword: "Aargh! There's Jeff!"

Greg, Murray & Anthony: (singing) Where's Jeff?...

Captain Feathersword: People are pointing over... He's over... Hey!

Greg, Murray & Anthony: (singing) Where's Jeff?

Jeff: (Audience cheered & clapped since we found him.) Hey-hey! Thank you for finding me, everyone!

Captain Feathersword: Wow!

Anthony: Great to see you, Jeff. Everybody, we've got one small problem now. We've got the Jeff balloon. And we have to bring the Jeff balloon down.

Captain Feathersword: Yeah.

Anthony: Captain, can you be the safety Captain?

Captain Feathersword: Oh, absolutely, Anthony.

Anthony: What I need you... well, firstly, let me tell you, everybody, it's very safe, the Jeff balloon. It's only made of air and rubber. So if it falls on anyone, it's not gonna hurt you, Captain.

Captain Feathersword: OK.

Anthony: Right. Now all I need you to do, Captain, is to kneel down, hold your hands up, and catch the Jeff balloon.

Captain Feathersword: I'm ready, Anthony.

Anthony: Bring it down!

Captain Feathersword: Jeff... whoa! (He falls down with Jeff balloon.)

Greg: (offscreen.) Whoa!

Captain Feathersword: Hee-hee-hee!

Anthony: Are you OK, Captain?

Captain Feathersword: Oh, Anthony, I'm fine. It's just a balloon.

Anthony: Too right, Captain, too right.

(Song: Music with Murray. A scene where The Wiggly Dancers are putting their Jeff balloon away, while leaving.)

Anthony, Jeff & Greg: (singing) Mu-mu-music with Murray

Greg: (singing) Music that is fun

Murray: oh yeah

Anthony, Jeff & Greg: (singing) Mu-mu-music with Murray

Greg: (singing) Yes, everyone.

Murray: Well, everyone, it's time for "Music With Murray". And today in "Music With Murray", we're gonna play the guitar. (He's holding his red Maton guitar.) Now, I've got my guitar here. But you can just use your pretend guitars. So, everyone, get your pretend guitars out. And let's put them on. Are you ready? Let's strum them a bit, see if they've working. (He strums his red Maton guitar to see if it works.) That's great. That's good. Right now, it's time to play your guitar with Murray! That's me.

(Song: Play Your Guitar With Murray. A scene where The Wiggly Friends are gonna have a dance about the king of guitars, Murray.)

The Wiggles: (singing) Play your guitar with Murray

Play your guitar with him

Play your guitar with Murray

Anthony: (He's singing in a low voice.) let's all play and sing

Greg: (singing) He loves to sing while he strums a chord

Murray: (He's singing in a high voice.) Nya, nya, nya, nya, nya, nya, nya, nya

Greg: (singing) He loves to play for Captain Feathersword

Captain Feathersword: Whoa! Play that guitar, Murray! Whoo-hoo!

The Wiggles: (singing) Now, Play your guitar with Murray

Play your guitar with him

Play your guitar with Murray

Anthony: (He's singing in a low voice.) let's all play and sing

Greg: (singing) He loves to sing while he strums a chord he's singing

Murray: (He's singing in a high voice.) Nya, nya, nya, nya, nya, nya, nya, nya

Greg: (singing) He loves to play for Captain Feathersword

Captain Feathersword: Whoa! Now, you're really rockin'. Whoo hoo!

The Wiggles: (singing) Play your guitar with Murray

Play your guitar with him...

Captain Feathersword: Yeah!

Play your guitar with Murray

Anthony: (He's singing in a low voice.) let's all play and sing...

Greg: Come on, everyone! Get your guitars out and play them with the king of guitar. His name's Murray. And he rocks! Yeah, go, Muzza, go!

Captain Feathersword: Oh, yeah.

Greg: Oh, yeah! He's so cool.

Captain Feathersword: Whoo!

The Wiggles: (singing) Play your guitar with Murray...

Captain Feathersword: Play it, Murray!

The Wiggles: (singing) Play your guitar with him...

Captain Feathersword: Oh, yeah!

The Wiggles: (singing) Play your guitar with Murray...

Captain Feathersword: You got it, Murray!

Anthony: (He's singing in a low voice.) let's all play and sing

Greg: Come on and

(with The Other Wiggles & Manzillas singing.) play your guitar with Murray...

Captain Feathersword: Oh, yeah!

The Wiggles: (singing) Play your guitar with him...

Captain Feathersword: Play it, Murray!

The Wiggles: (singing) Play your guitar with Murray...

Captain Feathersword: Wow!

Greg: (singing) No, his name's not Jim

Anthony: Whoa!

(He's singing in a high voice.) Let's all play and sing,

Murray: (He's singing in a low voice.) Let's play. Let's all play and sing

Captain Feathersword: (He's singing in a high voice.) Let's all play, Let's all play and sing!

Greg: Oh, great guitar playing, everyone! Well done.

(Audience cheering & clapping, because the guitar playing with Murray is finished.)

Murray: Great guitar playing, everyone. Thanks for helping out. I couldn't have done it without your help. Give yourselves a really big clap. Yeah!

(Audience cheering & clapping since they've helped him play guitar. And then, a scene translates to the song: The Monkey Dance. A scene where The Wiggles are coming back on the stage with their animal mascots.)

Greg: Alright, everyone, here's some of our favourite animals. And we're going to move like them. Here we go!

Jeff: Here we go.

Murray: Here we go.

The Wiggles: (singing) We're gonna do the monkey

(Oo-oo ah-ah! Oo-oo ah-ah!)

Do the monkey

(Oo-oo ah-ah! Oo-oo ah-ah!)

The Monkey, monkey

(Oo-oo ah-ah! Oo-oo ah-ah!)

Yeah, that's alright...

Greg: Here comes an elephant, everybody.

The Wiggles: (singing) Let's do the elephant

(Brrrrr!)

Do the elephant

(Brrrrr!)

Do the elephant

(Brrrrr!)

Yeah, that's alright...

Greg: Get ready to jump, everyone! Here we go!

The Wiggles: (singing) Let's jump to the front and back

(Oo-oo ah-ah! Oo-oo ah-ah!)

We're gonna jump to the front and back

(Oo-oo ah-ah! Oo-oo ah-ah!)

We're gonna jump to the front and back

(Oo-oo ah-ah! Oo-oo ah-ah!)

Yeah, that's alright...

Greg: Here comes a growling tiger!

The Wiggles: (singing) So do the tiger,

(Rawwwr!)

Do the tiger,

(Rawwwr!)

The tiger, tiger, 

(Rawwwr!)

Yeah, that's alright...

Greg: Get ready to jump again. Here we go!

The Wiggles: (singing) Let's jump to the front and back

(Oo-oo ah-ah! Oo-oo ah-ah!)

We're gonna jump to the front and back

(Oo-oo ah-ah! Oo-oo ah-ah!)

Come on and jump to the front and back

(Oo-oo ah-ah! Oo-oo ah-ah!)

Yeah, that's alright...

Greg: Here comes that crazy monkey again.

The Wiggles: (singing) So do the monkey.

(Oo-oo ah-ah! Oo-oo ah-ah!)

Do the monkey.

(Oo-oo ah-ah! Oo-oo ah-ah!)

And do the elephant.

(Brrrrr!)

The tiger, tiger.

(Rawwwr!)

(Audience cheers & claps when the song is finished, while the animal mascots are leaving.)

Greg: Give yourselves a really big clap. Great animal dancing, everyone. Well done. Well, we just love wild animals, like monkeys, tigers, and elephants. But we also love pets, like cats, dogs, fish and birds. And we especially love dancing dogs. Now, we've got a friend who's a dancing dog. Do you know I'm talking about?

(Audience shouting "Wags the Dog!".)

Greg: Of course! I thought you'd know. It's Wags the Dog. Everybody, I was wondering, (Anthony is doing the actions to this song.) can you shake your hips like Wags the Dog?

(Audience shouting "YEAH!".)

Greg: Oh, that's terrific. Can you turn your head and groove along?

(Audience shouting "YEAH!".)

Greg: Fantastic. Can you shake your hands and move your knees?

(Audience shouting "YEAH!".)

Greg: Oh, now we're dancing like Wags. Well, right now, everybody, it is time to shake your hips with Wags the Dog!

(Song: We're Dancing With Wags The Dog. A scene where The Wiggly Dancers & Wags are coming onto the stage to have a dance.)

Anthony: Here comes Wags!

Greg: (singing) Let's shake our hips with

(backing vocals singing: Wags the Dog)

Greg: (singing) Turn your head and

(backing vocals singing: groove along)

Greg: (singing) Shake your hands and

(backing vocals singing: move your knees)

Greg: (singing) We're

(backing vocals singing: dancing with Wags the Dog)

Greg: (singing) Put your hands up

(backing vocals singing: in the air)

Greg: (singing) Point them down once you've

(backing vocals singing: got them there)

Greg: (singing) Skip along like

(backing vocals singing: Wags would do)

Greg: (singing) We're

(backing vocals singing: dancing with Wags the Dog)

All: A-roo, doggy

Greg: (singing) Now we're singing it too

All: (singing) You can sing it, too, Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff!

Now Wags is digging,

we're all digging too

Anthony: Everybody's digging with Wags!

Greg: (singing) Shake our hips with Wags The Dog

(backing vocals singing: Wags the Dog)

Greg: (singing) Turn your head and

(backing vocals singing: groove along)

Greg: (singing) Shake your hands and

(backing vocals singing: move your knees)

Greg: (singing) We're

(backing vocals singing: dancing with Wags the Dog)

All: A-roo, doggy

Greg: (singing) Now we're singing it too

All: (singing) You can sing it, too, Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff!

Now Wags is digging,

we're all digging too

Jeff: Watch Wags, everyone!

Greg: Yeah!

Jeff: Look at this!

Mono-tone voice: Wags the Dog!

Wags: Ruff!

(Audience cheers & claps when Wags does the splits while falling to the ground.)

Greg: Great dancing, everyone! Well done!

Anthony: Greg!

Greg: Yes?

Anthony: Well, in the audience is the biggest dog bone gift wrapped for Wags.

Greg: That is fantastic.

Anthony: Right, I'll go get it, by all means. I'll go get it for you.

Greg: (offscreen.) Wags, you are a very lucky dog indeed. This bone is huge. It's about this big, everybody. Now, it's come from somebody down the front here. Who's it from, Anthony?

Anthony: It's... What's your name?

Maclaine: Maclaine.

Anthony: Maclaine? I tell you what, would you...? I wonder if you can reach and I will... OK, you couldn't reach that far, Wags? Jeff, if you wouldn't mind holding Wags.

Jeff: Yep.

Anthony: And Wags can... oh, there's... Maclaine's come up here. And, we'll see if we can get it to Wags, from Maclaine, everyone! Yeah! (Audience cheering & clapping when Wags got a bone from Maclaine.) Fantastic! Thank you, Wags. Thank you, Maclaine. Until we see Wags again, let's wave goodbye to Wags, everybody.

Greg: See you later, Wags. It was great dancing with ya!

(Audience cheering & clapping when Wags waves goodbye, while everybody says "Bye-bye, Wags!")

Murray: Ha-ha! Wags loves to dance and he loves to eat those big bones, but he also loves to play in the park. And, you know, there's lots of wonderful parks all around the world. You know, there's a park called Central Park in New York City. And, do you know, something about New York City, they sometimes call it "The Big Apple".

Anthony: (He arrives with the giant inflatable apple balloon.) Murray, did you say "The Big Apple"? Have a look at this big apple!. Whoa!

Murray: Anthony, that's the biggest apple I've ever seen.

Anthony: I love apples, Murray. This is the best apple, the biggest apple. It's going to take me four years to eat it. (He eats the big inflatable apple balloon.)

Murray: Four years? You'd better get started, Anthony. While you're doing that... everyone, while Anthony's doing that, we're gonna cross to our screens via satellite. We're gonna meet a friend of ours from New York City. He's a firefighter. And he's going to tell us all about New York City, "The Big Apple".

Frank Leandro: (He appears on the TV screen.) Hi, Australia. I'm a firefighter from New York City. There's lots of great things to do in New York City. It's a beautiful city. Why don't you come and visit us, and you can take a ride on our fire engine? (The siren sounds from the firetruck.) You can even visit our beautiful Central Park. Why don't we all go to Central Park together? (He gives a thumbs up.)

Anthony: Come on, everybody. Let's do a dance in Central Park, New York.

(Song: Central Park New York. A scene where The two Wiggly Dancers named Brett Clarke & Ben Murray in their squirrel costumes, and their baseball players arrive on the stage.)

All: (singing) Central Park New York

Through the park we'll walk

To the squirrels we'll talk...

Anthony: G'day squirrels.

All: (singing) New York, the park, we'll walk

New York, the park, we'll talk

Anthony: Tell us, Greg.

Greg: (singing) Lots of ways to see the sights

We'll take a

All: (singing) horse and carriage ride

Greg: (singing) Oh it will take a long, long time

All: (singing) To get to the other side

Central Park, New York

Through the park we'll walk...

Anthony: Walk, walk.

All: (singing) To the squirrels we'll talk...

Anthony: G'day squirrels.

All: (singing) New York, the park, we'll walk...

Captain Feathersword: (He arrives, while riding on a roller skates.) Wow!

All: (singing) New York, the park, we'll talk...

Captain Feathersword: Look out, squirrel!

Greg: (singing) Lots of ways to move around

Yes, you can

All: (singing) Rollerskate or ride

Greg: (singing) And you can take your friend with you

Because

All: (singing) walking a dog is fun...

Anthony: Here we go!

All: (singing) Central Park, New York

Through the park we'll walk

To the squirrels we'll talk

New York, the park, we'll walk

New York, the park, we'll talk

New York, the park, we'll talk

New York, the park

All: G'day, squirrels!

All: (singing) Central Park, New York

Through the park we'll walk

To the squirrels we'll talk.

Anthony: Let's give 'em a big clap, the squirrels!

(Audience cheering & clapping when they've sung the song about New York City, while the baseball players & the squirrels are leaving. Until, they hear sleigh bells jingle jangle in the distance.)

Murray: Bye-bye, squirrels! (He chuckles.) Hey, everyone. I can hear bells. Can you hear those bells? Do you think that... oh, I think you might be right. Someone down here said, "Santa". It probably means Santa's on his way. It sounds like Santa's sleigh bells. Why don't we help Santa and his reindeer on their way by doing a reindeer dance, everyone. Can you put your antlers on your head?

Greg: Yeah.

Murray: And let's all do a reindeer dance together.

Greg: Great idea, Murray. Hey, everyone, can you try this dance? This is called the belt buckle shimmy!

Captain Feathersword: I like that, Greg. Belt buckle shimmy!

Greg: Yeah.

Captain Feathersword: Ooh, and can you try this one, me hearties? Can you do the wobbly wobbly dance?

Jeff: The wobbly wobbly! Now, can everyone try the Christmas picnic dance? It goes like this. Yeah! (They put their arms out in the air. He chuckles.)

Anthony: Well, everybody, after you've done all those dances, don't forget to keep looking out for Santa Claus. And if you see Santa Claus, just wave your arms up in the air like that.

Murray: Yeah.

Anthony: Can everybody do that? Can you wave your arms up? And when you do that, we'll know you've seen Santa Claus. And we'll do the same thing up here, guys. In the meantime, "Here Come The Reindeer"!

(Song: Here Come The Reindeer. A scene where Captain Feathersword & The Wiggles are gonna do the actions of the reindeer dance. While, Santa & the Wiggly Dancers dressed as reindeer & elves arrive on the stage, and the audience are waving to them one & all.)

Greg: (singing) Here come the reindeer,

(The Other Wiggles & Captain Feathersword singing.) here come the reindeer

Greg: (singing) Santa's friendly reindeer,

(The Other Wiggles & Captain Feathersword singing.) Santa's friendly reindeer

Greg: (singing) They're pulling the sleigh with Santa and the presents, too!

(The Other Wiggles & Captain Feathersword.) We're having a picnic!

Greg: (singing) Here come the reindeer,

(The Other Wiggles & Captain Feathersword singing.) here come the reindeer

Greg: (singing) Santa's friendly reindeer,

(The Other Wiggles & Captain Feathersword singing.) Santa's friendly reindeer

Greg: (singing) Flying through the night to bring Christmas joy to you!

(The Other Wiggles & Captain Feathersword singing.) And you, and you!

Greg: (singing) His belt buckle's shining,

(The Other Wiggles & Captain Feathersword singing.) Belt buckle's shining

Greg: (singing) Santa Claus is smiling,

(The Other Wiggles & Captain Feathersword singing.) Santa Claus is smiling

Greg: (singing) This can be the best time of the year

Well everybody sing a great big cheer

(The Other Wiggles & Captain Feathersword). Yippee!

Greg: (singing) Let's hear it for the reindeer

(The Other Wiggles & Captain Feathersword singing.) Cause the reindeer are coming and so is Santa, too

Anthony: Yeah! (Santa arrives with two Wiggly Dancers dressed as reindeers.)

Greg: (singing) Here come the reindeer,

(The Other Wiggles & Captain Feathersword singing.) here come the reindeer

Greg: (singing) Santa's friendly reindeer,

(The Other Wiggles & Captain Feathersword singing.) Santa's friendly reindeer

Greg: (singing) They're pulling the sleigh with Santa and the presents, too!

(The Other Wiggles & Captain Feathersword.) We're having a picnic!

Greg: (singing) Here come the reindeer,

(The Other Wiggles & Captain Feathersword singing.) here come the reindeer

Greg: (singing) Santa's friendly reindeer,

(The Other Wiggles & Captain Feathersword singing.) Santa's friendly reindeer

Greg: (singing) Flying through the night to bring some Christmas joy to you!

(The Other Wiggles & Captain Feathersword singing.) And you, and you!

Anthony: Wobbly, wobbly!

Greg: (singing) Clear out the chimney,

(The Other Wiggles & Captain Feathersword singing) clear out the chimney

Greg: (singing) Hang your Christmas stocking,

(The Other Wiggles & Captain Feathersword singing.) hang your Christmas stocking

Greg: (singing) Go to bed and make a wish that might come true...

Santa: Ho-ho, ho-ho!

Greg: (singing) Well, everybody sing Ho Ho Ho

And get ready 'cause here we go

(The Other Wiggles & Captain Feathersword singing.) Here come the reindeer and here comes Santa, too

(The Wiggles & Captain Feathersword singing.) Here come the reindeer, here comes Santa, too...

Anthony: Let's sing it again!

(The Wiggles & Captain Feathersword singing.) Here come the reindeer, here comes Santa, too

Wa, ho, wa-ho!

Anthony: Santa Claus!

(Audience cheering since Santa finally came to the show.)

Santa: Ho-ho, ho-ho-ho! Hello, my friends. It's great to be in Sydney. Hello, over there. Hello, over there, as well. Friends, Merry Christmas to you and your families. Ho-ho-ho!

Captain Feathersword: Ho-ho! Merry Christmas to you as well, Santa! And thank you coming all the way to Sydney from the North Pole. Now, Santa, we know it was a really long trip.

Santa: Mm-hmm?

Captain Feathersword: And you must be really hungry.

Santa: Yeah.

Captain Feathersword: So we prepared our favourite dessert treat for you... fruit salad!

Santa: Ho-ho-ho! Captain, it's my favourite too! Ho-ho! I love fruit salad! Hey, let's all eat this healthy Christmas dessert treat! Ho-ho-ho!

Anthony: You heard Santa. It's time for some fruit salad. Yummy, yummy.

(Song: Fruit Salad. A scene where Santa, Captain & The Wiggles are gonna do a song about their favourite types of fruit.)

The Wiggles: (singing) Fruit Salad, yummy yummy!

Fruit Salad, yummy yummy!

Fruit Salad, yummy yummy!

Manzillas: (singing) Yummy yummy, yummy yummy, fruit salad!

Greg: (singing) Let's make some fruit salad today.

The Other Wiggles & Manzillas: (singing) Uh, huh, huh!

Greg: (singing) It's fun to do it the healthy way.

The Other Wiggles & Manzillas: (singing) Uh, huh, huh!

Greg: (singing) Take all the fruit that you want to eat.

It's gonna be a fruit salad treat!

The Other Wiggles & Manzillas: (singing) The first step,

Greg: (singing) peel your bananas.

The Other Wiggles & Manzillas: (singing) The second step,

Greg: (singing) toss in some grapes.

The Other Wiggles & Manzillas: (singing) The third step,

Greg: (singing) chop up some apples.

Chop up some melons, and put them on your plate.

Now we've made it, it's time to eat it.

The Other Wiggles & Manzillas: (singing) Uh, huh, huh!

Greg: (singing) It tastes so good that you just can't beat it.

The Other Wiggles & Manzillas: (singing) Uh, huh, huh!

Greg: (singing) Give everyone a plate and a spoon.

We'll all be eating it very soon!

The Other Wiggles & Manzillas: (singing) The first step,

Greg: (singing) eat up the banana.

The Other Wiggles & Manzillas: (singing) The second step,

Greg: (singing) Yeah, eat up some grapes.

The Other Wiggles & Manzillas: (singing) The third step,

Greg: (singing) Come on and eat up some apples.

Now eat the melons, now there's nothing on your plate!

Now we've had our fruit salad today.

The Other Wiggles & Manzillas: (singing) Uh, huh, huh!

Greg: (singing) It's time to put the scraps away.

The Other Wiggles & Manzillas: (singing) Uh, huh, huh!

Greg: (singing) Wash the bowls and wash the spoon.

Let's do it all again real soon!

The Wiggles: (singing) Fruit Salad, yummy yummy!

Fruit Salad, yummy yummy!

Fruit Salad, yummy yummy!

Manzillas: (singing) Yummy yummy, yummy yummy, fruit salad!

Manzillas: (They're singing in vocalizing.) Ahhhhhhhh!

The Wiggles: (singing) Fruit Salad, yummy yummy!

Fruit Salad, yummy yummy!

Fruit Salad, yummy yummy!

The Wiggles: (singing) Fruit Salad, yummy yummy!

Fruit Salad, yummy yummy!

Fruit Salad, yummy yummy!

Manzillas: (singing) Yummy yummy, yummy yummy, fruit salad!

Manzillas: (They're singing in vocalizing) Ahhhhhhhh!

The Wiggles: (singing) Fruit Salad, it's yummy yummy!...

Anthony: We'd love you to sing it!

The Wiggles: (singing) Fruit Salad, yummy yummy!

Fruit Salad, yummy yummy!

Manzillas: (singing) Yummy yummy, yummy yummy, fruit salad!

The Wiggles: (singing) Fruit Salad.

(Audience cheering that the fruit salad treat was really delicious.)

Murray: Fruit Salad, yummy yummy!

Santa: Ho-ho-ho! Well, my friends, I'll be back a little later. Till then, hoo-roo and bye-bye, everyone! Bye-bye!

Anthony: Let's wave goodbye to Santa!

Captain Feathersword: Hoo-roo, Santa. Bye-bye!

Santa: Hoo-roo, Captain! Ho-ho-ho! (He leaves the stage.)

Anthony: Hoo-roo!

Murray: Well, it's always exciting to meet Santa Claus. And something else that's very exciting is singing along and dancing along as Captain Feathersword sings "Quack, quack, quack, Cock-a-doodle-doodle-doo!"

Captain Feathersword: Oh, that's my favourite song! Let's all sing it together, me hearties!

(Song: Captain Feathersword Fell Asleep on His Pirate Ship (Quack Quack). A scene where The Wiggles & Captain Feathersword are gonna sing a song about roosters & ducks in our farmyard.)

All: (singing) Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack

Cock-a-doodle-doo

Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack

Cock-a-doodle-doo

Quack, quack, quack doodley-doo...

Captain Feathersword: Let's try that again!

All: (singing) Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack

Cock-a-doodle-doo

Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack

Cock-a-doodle-doo

Quack, quack, quack doodley-doo...

Captain Feathersword: G'day! One more time!

All: (singing) Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack

Cock-a-doodle-doo

Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack

Cock-a-doodle-doo

Quack, quack, quack doodley-doo.

Captain Feathersword: Whoo-hoo!

Greg: Oh, great quacking, everyone! Alright!

Captain Feathersword: Wow!

Anthony: Well, everybody, there are lots of ways to sing the "Quack, Quack" song.

Captain Feathersword: Sure.

Anthony: But we're gonna bring out our wonderful musical director, Dom, over here. And, Sam, our Wiggly singer, if you don't mind coming over here too. Now, guys, what we're gonna do here has never been attempted before. I'm gonna press three buttons. Captain, can you tap Dom on the shoulder? (Captain Feathersword laughs, because he could tap on every shoulder.) Can you tap Sam on the shoulder?

Captain Feathersword: Yep! Oy.

Anthony: Now, you guys will be able to all sing the "Quack, Quack" song like three opera-singing tenors!

(Captain Feathersword laughs. Then, he clears his throat, while Dom & Sam sing the "Quack, Quack" song with him in a romantic style of opera.)

Captain Feathersword, Sam Moran & Dominic Lindsay: (They're singing like an opera.) Ne quacka doodle doodle doodle.

Ne quacka doodle doodle doodle doo.

Doodle doo.

Anthony: How about that?

(Audience cheering & clapping since that was a great opera singing the "Quack, Quack" song.)

Captain Feathersword: Wow!

Anthony: Captain, they're fantastic, those buttons!

Captain Feathersword: Wow, they certainly are, Anthony.

Anthony: Everybody loves them. But that's about all you've got, isn't it?

Captain Feathersword: Oh, no. You seem to have missed one of the buttons, Anthony, a very important button too.

Anthony: What button have I missed, Captain?

Captain Feathersword: Ooh, you've missed the King Mondo... (squawk!) Eagle Rock button.

Anthony: Everybody, I missed the King Mondo... (squawk!) Eagle Rock button.

Captain Feathersword: That's right!

Anthony: Would you like to hear to "King Mondo Eagle Rock," everyone?

(Audience shouting "YES!".)

Anthony: Well, can you do us a big favour? Everybody, I'll tell you what I'll have to do is get the microphone ready for the "King Mondo Eagle Rock". And I tell you what, everyone, when you hear the "Eagle Rock", make sure you sing along and clap along too, because we need your help. Now, this microphone is very special. And we're going to ask Murray to tell you all about the Eagle Rock microphone.

Murray: Yes, Anthony. This is the Eagle Rock Mark Three. It's a supersonic, stereophonic microphone. And this button here is the supersonic button. And so it's specially formulated to help Captain Feathersword sing the wonderful "Eagle Rock".

Anthony: Now, Captain Feathersword needs this microphone?

Murray: Absolutely.

Anthony: Everybody, it's my duty to musically walk the Eagle Rock button... magical microphone over to the Captain. So get ready for this. This will be something regal, something royal, as I carry the beautiful Eagle Rock microphone over to Captain Feathersword. Here we go. (He takes a regal musical walk & heads over to Captain Feathersword by giving him the microphone.)

Captain Feathersword: Thanks, Anthony!

Anthony: It's all yours, Captain.

Captain Feathersword: What a beautiful microphone!

Anthony: All I have to do now, everybody, is press the button. Don't forget to clap along, sing along. Good luck, Captain.

Captain Feathersword: Thanks.

Anthony: (He presses the magic button.) "Eagle Rock"!

(Anthony leaves for the song: Eagle Rock. A scene where Captain Feathersword is singing while holding a microphone, while The Wiggly Dancers arrives on the stage dressed up as eagles.)

Captain Feathersword: Oh, yeah! Here we go, me hearties!

(singing) Now listen,...

Murray: We're listening.

Captain Feathersword: (singing) Oh, we're steppin' out gonna turn around, gonna turn around once and we'll do the Eagle Rock.

Whoa, mama!

Yeah you're rock is fine!

Why don't you give me a sign?

Just got to give me a sign and we'll do the Eagle Rock.

Whoa, yeah!...

Murray: (in high pitched.) Whoa, yeah!

Captain Feathersword: (singing) Well, your rock is swell!

Yeah, you do it so well,

Yeah, you do it so well when you do the Eagle Rock.

(with The Wiggles singing, but Captain Feathersword is way too up in the sky acting like an eagle to use a zipline.) Hey Hey Hey, good old Eagle Rock's here to stay,

I'm just crazy about the way we move,

Doing the Eagle Rock.

Oh Oh Oh come on fast, you can come on slow

I'm just crazy about the way we move,

Doing the Eagle Rock.

Captain Feathersword: (singing) Everybody,...

Murray: (in high pitched.) Everybody!

Captain Feathersword: (singing) Well your rock is fine!

Why don't you give me a sign?

Just got to give me a sign and we'll do the Eagle Rock

Whoa, yeah!

Well I feel so free!

Come on and dance with me!

Come dance with me and we'll do the Eagle Rock.

(with The Wiggles singing, but Captain Feathersword is way too up in the sky acting like an eagle to use a zipline.) Hey Hey Hey, good old Eagle Rock's here to stay,

I'm just crazy about the way we move,

Doing the Eagle Rock.

Oh Oh Oh come on fast, you can come on slow

I'm just crazy about the way we move,

Doing the Eagle Rock.

(Instrumental break to them dancing to the Eagle Rock.)

Captain Feathersword: Let's rock! Oh, yeah!

All: (singing) Ooh, ah

Captain Feathersword: (singing) Now listen,...

Murray: We're still listening.

Captain Feathersword: (singing) Oh, we're stepping out.

Just got to turn around,

Got to turn around once and we'll do the Eagle Rock.

(with The Wiggles singing, but Captain Feathersword is way up in the sky acting like an eagle using a zipline.) Hey Hey Hey, good old Eagle Rock's here to stay,

I'm just crazy about the way we move,

Doing the Eagle Rock.

Oh Oh Oh come on fast, you can come on slow

I'm just crazy about the way we move,

Doing the Eagle Rock

Doing the Eagle Rock.

Doing the Eagle Rock.

Doing the Eagle Rock, Rock, Rock!

Captain Feathersword: (in high pitched.) Eagle Rock! Whoo!

(Audience cheering & clapping. That was a great Eagle Rock cover by King Mondo.)

Greg: Oh, great eagle rocking, everyone!

Captain Feathersword: Wow!

Greg: Well done. Fantastic dancing. Well, you know, right now, everybody, I thought it would be a fantastic time to tell you who's been playing for you today in the wonderful Wiggly Orchestra. Everybody, on the drums, please welcome Tony Henry! Ah, yes. On the bass guitar, everybody, it's John O'Grady! On the rocking electric guitar, it's none other than Rex Goh! On keyboards and flute down the front here, it's Tony Gardner! Over in the backing vocals section, wearing blue coat, it's Greg Truman!

Greg Truman: G'day, Sydney!

Greg: On the trumpet and backing vocals Sam Moran!

Sam Moran: Hi, everyone.

Greg: On percussion, keyboards, saxophone, flute and soprano saxophone, it's Craig Abercrombie!

Craig Abercrombie: Hello, Sydney!

Greg: Oh, yes. And down the front here, everybody, a very important person indeed. He's wearing his white suit and his top hat. He's been playing trumpet and keyboards. He's our musical director, Dom Lindsay! Yes, great work, Wiggly Orchestra. Well done. Hey now, Dom, there's a question I've got for you, my friend. Well, during the show, I noticed you over here. You've been waving your arms and swinging your baton. And it seems like everything you want the orchestra to do, you get them to do by waving the baton in the air. Is that right? That's right. I thought that was the case. Well, Dom, I think it looks like a lot of fun. And, you know, I was wondering, could I have a go at doing that, please? Really? (Dominic Lindsay gives him a baton.) Wow! He said I could have a go! Everybody, take a look at this. (He's holding a baton.) I've got Dom's baton. And with this, I can conduct the Wiggly Orchestra. But I can't do it on my own. I need your help to do this, everybody. So can you get your batons out and hold them up in the air? That's the way. Excellent. We can conduct the orchestra together. (He is waving his baton.) Now, it's very easy. All you have to do is wave your arms and swing your baton. That's great, everyone. You're doing fine. Hey, I was what might happen if we wave our arms and swing our batons really slow. Should we give it a go and find out? Alright, let's wave our batons slowly. Here we go. (He waves his baton very slowly, so the orchestra plays slow.) Hey, did you notice that? The orchestra's playing really slowly now. What do you think might happen if we wave our arms and swing our batons really fast? Let's try it and find out. You ready? (He waves his baton very quickly, so the orchestra plays fast. Then, he laughs.) The orchestra plays fast. Oh, this is good fun. Alright, let's go back to normal speed now. (The orchestra plays at normal tempo.) Oh, yeah that's great. Have a listen to that. Perfection. Great conducting, everyone. This is a lot of fun. Let's get ready to wave our arms and swing our batons.

(Song: I Wave My Arms And Swing My Baton. A scene where Greg is using his baton to conduct The Wiggly Orchestra.)

Greg: (singing) I wave my arms and swing my baton

Oh, yes, I wave my arms and swing my baton

When the orchestra it plays,

They follow me all the way

I wave my arms and swing my baton...

Sing it, fellas!

Manzillas: (singing) He waves his arms and swings his baton...

Greg: That's right.

Manzillas: (singing) He waves his arms and swings his baton...

Greg: They sang it again.

Manzillas: (singing) When the orchestra it plays

We follow him all the way

He conducts the band or the orchestra...

Greg: Alright, Wiggly Orchestra. Let's get ready for an instrumental break. Take it away.

(Instrumental break to Dominic Lindsay plays his trumpet. While, Murray, Jeff, Anthony, Henry, Dorothy, Santa rides on his scooter & of course, Captain Feathersword listens to the beautiful music of the orchestra.)

Greg: Oh, here comes Captain Feathersword, Henry the Octopus, Dorothy the Dinosaur, The Wiggles, oh, yes, and Santa Claus! Uh-huh. Whoo-hoo!

Captain Feathersword: Hey, Greg?

Greg: Yes, Captain?

Captain Feathersword: You know, it looks like whenever you wave that baton...

Greg: Yeah?

Captain Feathersword: ..the orchestra does whatever you do.

Greg: That's right, Captain. It's a lot of fun.

Captain Feathersword: Wow, it looks like fun.

Greg: Yeah.

Captain Feathersword: Do you think I can have a try, please?

Greg: Of course, you can have a go, Captain. (He is giving Captain a baton.)

Captain Feathersword: OK, yeah. So if I wave the baton slow, they'll play slow, right?

Greg: Well, why don't you try it and see, Captain?

Captain Feathersword: Oh, OK, let's see. (He waves his baton very slowly, so the orchestra plays slow.)

Greg: Uh-huh. Still works.

Captain Feathersword: And if I wave it fast?

Greg: Yeah.

Captain Feathersword: They'll play fast?

Greg: Oh, have a go, Captain.

Captain Feathersword: (He waves the baton very quickly, so the orchestra plays fast. Then, Greg laughs.) And if I stop... (He stops conducting. Then, the orchestra stops playing music.) Wow.

Greg: Oh. They stop.

Captain Feathersword: And if I hop on one foot...

Greg: Yeah.

Captain Feathersword: (He giggles that he can conduct, while hopping his foot, that the orchestra will play some notes making it go faster, faster & faster.) The other, other, other, other, other, other, other, other, other, other, other, other, other, other, other, other, other, and spin around! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! (He is spinning to make the orchestra crescendo. Then, he falls down because it was crazy.)

Greg: Whoa, Captain! Uh, Captain, are you OK?

Captain Feathersword: (He gets up.) I'm fine, Greg. But I don't seem to be very good at this conducting thing.

Greg: What? You don't think you're very good at it?

Captain Feathersword: No.

Greg: Captain, you're fantastic. Have a look at what the judges say up there.

Captain Feathersword: WOW!

Greg: (The Manzillas are holding their number points, he wins at the contest.) 10, 10, and 10!

Captain Feathersword: Hee-hee-hee-hee!

Greg: Yeah, you did a great job, Captain. That was a lot of fun.

Captain Feathersword: Thanks, Greg. It was fun. But I'll leave it up to you anyway. Hee-hee-hee! (He gives Greg back his baton, as he leaves the stage.)

Greg: OK, thanks, Captain. Hey, everyone, let's conduct the orchestra one last time. Get your batons out. Here we go.

(He continues singing, while Murray, Jeff & Anthony arrives back on the stage.) A one, a two, a 1, 2, 3.

I wave my arms and swing my baton

The Other Wiggles & Manzillas: (singing) He waves his arms and swings his baton

Greg: (singing) When the orchestra it plays

The Other Wiggles & Manzillas: (singing) We follow him all the way

Greg: (singing) I wave my arms and swing my baton...

Anthony: No doubt about Greg, everybody.

The Other Wiggles & Manzillas: (singing) He conducts the band or the orchestra

Greg: (He scat sings at the end.) Give yourselves a big clap. Great conducting, everyone! Thanks for your help.

(Audience cheering & clapping.)

Murray: Well, after all that conducting and all that dancing, I'm feeling a bit hungry. How about some "Hot Potato"?

(Song: Hot Potato. A scene where The Wiggles dance to three different types of food.)

Greg: (singing) Hot potato, hot potato

Hot potato, hot potato

Hot potato, hot potato

Potato

Potato, potato, potato...

Anthony: Here comes cold spaghetti.

Greg: (singing) Cold spaghetti, cold spaghetti

The Other Wiggles & Manzillas: (singing) Cold spaghetti, cold spaghetti

Greg: (singing) Cold spaghetti, cold spaghetti

The Other Wiggles & Manzillas: (singing) Cold spaghetti, cold spaghetti

Greg: (singing) Cold spaghetti, cold spaghetti

The Other Wiggles & Manzillas: (singing) Spaghetti

Greg: (singing) Spaghetti

The Other Wiggles & The Manzillas: (singing) Spaghetti

Greg: (singing) Spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti

Whoa

Manzillas: (They're singing in a high voice.) Wow wiggy wiggy wiggy, wow wiggy wiggy wiggy

Anthony: (He's singing in a low voice.) Gimmie that, gimmie that, gimmie that food

Manzillas: (They're singing in a high voice.) Wow wiggy wiggy wiggy, wow wiggy wiggy wiggy

Anthony: (He's singing in a low voice.) Gimmie that, gimmie that

Greg: (singing) Mashed banana, mashed banana

The Other Wiggles & Manzillas: (singing) Mashed banana, mashed banana

Greg: (singing) Mashed banana, mashed banana

The Other Wiggles & Manzillas: (singing) Mashed banana, mashed banana

Greg: (singing) Mashed banana, mashed banana

The Other Wiggles & Manzillas: (singing) Banana

Greg: (singing) Banana

The Other Wiggles & Manzillas: (singing) Banana

Greg: (singing) Banana, banana, banana

Whoa

Manzillas: (They're singing in a high voice.) Wow wiggy wiggy wiggy, wow wiggy wiggy wiggy

Anthony: (He's singing in a low voice.) Gimmie that, gimmie that, gimmie that food

Manzillas: (They're singing in a high voice.) Wow wiggy wiggy wiggy, wow wiggy wiggy wiggy

Anthony: (He's singing in a low voice.) Gimmie that, gimmie that

Greg: (singing) Hot potato, hot potato

The Other Wiggles & Manzillas: (singing) Hot potato, hot potato

Greg: (singing) Hot potato, hot potato

The Other Wiggles & Manzillas: (singing) Hot potato, hot potato

Greg: (singing) Hot potato, hot potato

The Other Wiggles & Manzillas: (singing) Potato

Greg: (singing) Potato 

The Other Wiggles & Manzillas: (singing) Potato

Greg: (singing) Potato, potato, potato

The Other Wiggles & Manzillas: Whoo!

Greg: Well done, everyone! Give yourselves a really big clap.

(Audience cheering & clapping because they love the song about hot potatoes. Then, Murray plays the red acoustic guitar.)

All: Whoo!

Anthony: Well, everybody, we're almost to the end of the show. We've got one more big song and dance to go. Before we do it, though, we'd like to thank everyone for coming today. A big thank you to all the grown-ups, and especially the children, for dancing, for singing, for giving Dorothy the roses, Wags the big dog bone, for dressing up, for being such a brilliant audience! Give yourself a big clap, everybody!

(Audience cheering & clapping since they've done very well during the show.)

Greg: Oh, yes, fantastic, everyone. (He is giving Santa hats to everyone.) And you know what? I noticed out here during the show that all the children were standing up. And they were dancing. They had big smiles on their faces. It looked like they were having such a great time. I thought for this last song, we should ask everyone to stand up and dance with the children!

Jeff: Yeah!

Greg: Oh, yes. I think it's gonna happen. Take a look out there. Everybody's standing up to have a dance. Oh, this is fantastic. Sydney is Dance City! Oh, well, it's almost Christmas, everybody. So right now, let's sing some Christmas songs together. Merry Christmas, everybody!

(Song: Christmas Medley. A scene where The Wiggles, their friends, their elves, the reindeer & Santa are having one more big final song & dance to go.)

Greg: (singing) Have a very merry Christmas

(with The Other Wiggles singing.) Have a very merry Christmas

Have a very merry Christmas day, oooh

Greg: (singing) Christmas time and bells are ringing

(with The Other Wiggles singing.) Christmas time and we're all singing

Have a very merry Christmas day!

Anthony: Merry Christmas, everybody!

All: (singing) In a manger, in a stable

Unto us this holy night

A little baby's born.

Anthony: Buon Natale!

Greg: (singing) Felice Navidad

Anthony: Claro qui si!

Greg: (singing) Felice Navidad

(with The Other Wiggles singing.) Felice Navidad

Prospero año y felicidad.

Anthony: It's the drummer boy!

Captain Feathersword: Yeah!

Greg: (singing) Following the drummer boy...

(with The Other Wiggles singing.) Here we go!

Greg: (singing) Guided by the eastern star...

(with The Other Wiggles singing) Here we go!

Greg: (singing) Following the drummer boy...

(with The Other Wiggles singing.) Here we go!

Greg: (singing, while others to the a bridge.) To the east.

Anthony What's next, Greg?

All: (singing, while Murray says, "Merry Christmas, everyone!" During on the Screener DVD release. Not the official copy.) I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas

I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas

I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas

From the bottom of my heart.

Anthony: Let's sing "Jingle Bells".

Greg: (singing, while The Manzillas singing "Jingle Bells".) Dashing through the snow in a one-horse opened sleigh

O'er the fields we go laughing all the way

Bells on bobtail ring making bright

What fun it is to ride and sing a sleighing song tonight, hey!

All: (singing) Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, jingle all the way

Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh, hey!

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, jingle all the way

Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open...

Anthony: It's time to do a Christmas dance with Henry!

Greg: (singing) Let's have a dance with Henry

'Cause it's almost Christmas Day

(with The Other Wiggles singing.) Let's have a dance with Henry

Dancing the octopus way...

Anthony: What do we do, Henry?

Henry: Put your heads up on your head

All: (singing) Just like a Christmas tree

Henry: Then we sway in the breeze

All: (singing) Sway so gently

Henry: Now we say "Breebop!"

All: Breebop!

Greg: (singing) And spin around.

Anthony: Let's clap hands with Santa Claus!

All: (singing) Let's clap hands for Santa Claus

Santa Claus, Santa Claus

Come on, let's clap hands for Santa Claus

Anthony: (He's singing in a baritone voice.) Let's Clap Hands for Santa Claus

All: (singing) Go Santa Go

Greg: (singing) You've got such a long way to go

All: (singing) Go Santa Go

Greg: (singing) Go, go, go, go

All: (singing) Go!

Greg: (singing) Call a reindeer

All: (singing) Go!

Greg: (singing) Get ready,

All: (singing) Go, go!

Greg: (singing) And away you go

All: (singing) Go Santa Go

Greg: (singing) Go, go, go...

Captain Feathersword: Go, go, go, Santa!

Greg: (singing) Go Santa Go

All: Wiggly Christmas!

(After the song finished, when the confetti & streamers exploded all over the stage. Then, the audience cheering & clapping, until they done singing one more song.)

Captain Feathersword: Wow!

Murray: Thanks for joining in, everyone! You've been a fantastic audience. We've had a great time today. We hope you had fun too. Right now, it's time to wave goodbye to each other. Bye-bye!

Captain Feathersword: Goodbye!

(The audience waves goodbye to the elves, reindeer, Santa, Wags, Henry, Dorothy, Captain Feathersword & The Wiggles and say goodbye. While, The Wiggly Orchestra plays Let's Have A Party (Instrumental) in the background.)

Anthony: Let's wave goodbye to Santa Claus and all his friends! Wave goodbye to Wags the Dog!

Wags: Woof! Woof! Woof!

Anthony: Time to wave goodbye to Henry the Octopus!

Henry: Oh, bye-bye, everybody! Merry Christmas!

Anthony: The Queen of the Roses, Dorothy the Dinosaur!

Dorothy: Bye, everyone! Bye-bye!

Anthony: It's bye-bye from The Wiggles and Captain Feathersword!

Captain Feathersword: See you later! Bye-bye! See you later, up the top there! Bye-bye!

Murray: And how about a big clap for The Wiggly Orchestra?

(Audience cheering & clapping for The Wiggly Orchestra to say thank you.)

Murray: Weren't they great? Yeah! Bye-bye from The Wiggles, everyone! See you next time!

Captain Feathersword: See you later. Bye-bye!

Murray: Merry Christmas!

Captain Feathersword: See you later. Bye-bye! See you later. Bye-bye, me hearties!

(They were all going to the down the ramp to downstage left while they're waving goodbye & leaving. Then, The Wiggly Orchestra still plays Let's Have A Party (Instrumental) in the background. But, after that, the audience cheers & claps because The Wiggles live show is finished. While, the announcer gives a huge shout out to The Wiggles cause they like the show.)

Announcer: Everybody, let's hear it one more time for "THE WIGGLES!!!!!!!!!!!!"

(In the Screener DVD Copy release had no closing sequence, it just goes to the audience are cheering out loud for last 5 seconds. Then, it fades to black. Then, it translates to the HIT Entertainment logo with audience talking sound effect at the end. After that, for the Official Copy DVD release the audience are cheering out loud after the announcer called out. Then, it translates to The Wiggles Logo shown at the end. But then, the end credits are rolling. While, Lights, Camera, Action, Wiggles! extended instrumental track is playing in the background.)