This is the transcript for Lachy's Shrinking Spray.
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Lachy: Get ready
Wiggles: Shooby-dooby-do
Lachy: To wiggle
We’ve been ready for so long
Get ready
Wiggles: Shooby-dooby-do
Lachy: To wiggle
When you wiggle, you can’t go wrong
Get ready
Wiggles: Shooby-dooby-do
Lachy: To wiggle
Wiggle will make you big and strong
Get ready
Wiggles: Shooby-dooby-do
Lachy: To wiggle
Come on and wiggle to this song
Wiggle to this song
Anthony: Let’s all sing!
Wiggles: Bah-da bah-bah bah-da bah-da
Bah-da bah-bah bah-da bah-da
Bah-da bah-bah bah-da bah-da
Anthony: Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle!
Wiggle!
Lachy: Wags, Captain Feathersword, everybody, I've done it!
I have finally perfected a bottle of glyco-whatsatonic-phosphate.
It's the latest scoop, but you can call it goop.
Captain Feathersword: Lachy, that's amazing.
What does it do? What does it do?
Lachy: Well, Captain, one spray of this mist shrinks anything it touches and makes it tiny.
Wags: Rarr!
Tsehay: Oh. Hi, Lachy. I've heard you've got the goop.
And I'm so happy you do, because I have these sunflowers and they're too big to fit into the small vase I bought.
Can you shrink them for me?
Lachy: I sure can, Tsehay.
But warning! Hold the sunflowers well away from yourself.
Are you ready? Shoo!
Tsehay: Oh, wow. They're perfect, Lachy. Thank you.
Lachy: No worries.
Simon: Hey, Lachy, I heard you've got the goop.
Well, see, I've got this really big banana here, and there's no way I can eat it all.
I was just hoping you could make it a little bit smaller.
Lachy: Sure, Simon, but warning, make sure you hold the giant banana away from yourself.
Shoo!
Simon: Oh that's perfect. Thank you, Lachy.
Lachy: No worries, Simon.
Wow.
Evie: Hi, Lachy.
Lachy: Hi, Evie.
Evie: I heard you got the goop.
Fantastic. I bought these pointe shoes online and they're far too big.
I was hoping I could get a smaller size.
Lachy: No problems, Evie, but warning!
Hold the ballet shoes well away from yourself.
Are you ready?
Evie: Ready.
Lachy: Shoo!
Evie: Oh, wow. They're perfect.
Thanks, Lachy.
Lachy: No worries, Evie.
Captain Feathersword: Wow.
Lachy, that goop is amazing.
It makes everything big, small. It's incredible.
Do you mind if I have a look at it?
Lachy: Oh, well, of course, Captain Feathersword.
But warning, make sure you always point it away from yourself.
Captain Feathersword: OK, I see, Lachy. Always point the bottle towards my face.
Shoo!
Lachy: Oh.
Wags: Rarr...
Lachy: Oh, no.
Oh, Captain.
Little Captain, little Wags, are you OK?
Captain Feathersword: Lachy, we're fine. It's just that we're really, really tiny.
Wags: Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof.
Lachy: Oh, what do we do?
Oh, there's only one thing that we can do.
We have to call those doctors the enlargement specialists, Jai and Normus.
They're on speed dial.
Hello, Jai
Hello, Normus
Little Captain: Enlargement specialists.
Little Wags: Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof.
Lachy: Wags and Captain are tiny
Really, really tiny
We need your help
All: We need your help.
Lachy: Oh, they're on their way.
(DOORBELL RINGS)
Little Captain: Wow. That was quick.
Caterina (as Jai): Hi, I'm Jai.
John (as Normus): And I'm Normus.
Both: How can we help?
Narrator: Will Wags and Captain be tiny forever?
Will the enlargement specialists fix Wags and Captain’s reduction?
Do Jai and Normus understand the enormity of the situation?
Caterina: Alice the camel has
Anthony: Five humps
Caterina: Alice the camel has
Anthony: Five humps
Caterina: Alice the camel has
Anthony: Five humps
All: Ride, camel, ride
Boom, boom, boom
Caterina: Alice the Camel has
Anthony: Four humps
Caterina: Alice the Camel has
Anthony: Four humps
Caterina: Alice the Camel has
Anthony: Four humps
All: Ride, camel, ride
Boom, boom, boom
Caterina: Alice the Camel has
Anthony: Three humps
Caterina: Alice the Camel has
Anthony: Three humps
Caterina: Alice the Camel has
Anthony: Three humps
All: Ride, camel, ride
Boom, boom, boom
Caterina: Alice the camel has
Anthony: Two humps
Caterina: Alice the camel has
Anthony: Two humps
Caterina: Alice the camel has
Anthony: Two humps
All: Ride, camel, ride
Boom, boom, boom
Caterina: Alice the camel has
Anthony: One hump
Caterina: Alice the camel has
Anthony: One hump
Caterina: Alice the camel has
Anthony: One hump
All: Ride, camel, ride
Boom, boom, boom
Caterina: Alice the camel has
Anthony: No humps
Caterina: Alice the camel has
Anthony: No humps
Caterina: Alice the camel has
Anthony: No humps
All: Ride, camel, ride
Boom, boom, boom…
Anthony: What do you call a camel without a hump?
Caterina: I don't know, what do you call a camel without a hump?
Anthony: A horse of course.
(BOTH LAUGH)
Anthony: Alice the horse.
(BOTH LAUGH)
Lucia: Try this.
Hands and knees on the ground.
Leg straight out behind you.
You're a cat with a long tail.
Now miaow is what you do.
Miaow, miaow.
Captain Feathersword: An elephant sways from side to side
It is so tall and it is so wide
Its trunk is used for many a-thing
Like breathing, drinking and smelling
An elephant sways from side to side
It is so tall and it is so wide
Its trunk is used for many a-thing
Like feeding, grabbing and trumpeting
Like feeding, grabbing and trumpeting
An elephant sways from side to side
It is so tall and it is so wide
Its skin is grey and it has white tusks
It walks all day from dawn till dusk
An elephant sways from side to side
It is so tall and it is so wide
It has big ears that flap around
And the trunk, it makes a trumpet sound
The trunk, it makes a trumpet sound.
(IMITATES ELEPHANT TRUMPETING)
Caterina (as Jai): So what seems to be the problem?
Lachy: Well, Jai, Normus, have a look.
Captain Feathersword had a go of my bottle of glyco-whatsatonic-phosphate.
I told him to point it away from himself, but he pointed it at himself.
And now look, we've got tiny Captain and tiny Wags.
Little Captain: Yeah. That's right. Tiny Captain.
Little Wags: Woof, woof, woof.
John (as Normus): So, glyco-whatsatonic-phosphate?
Lachy: Yeah, it's the latest scoop.
Caterina (as Jai): Do you call it goop?
Lachy: Yes.
(BOTH LAUGH)
Lachy: Why are you laughing?
Caterina (as Jai): Oh, Lachy, it only last for five minutes.
John (as Normus): So everything you've shrunk will be big again.
Lachy: Five minutes? that will be in...
All: 10,
9, 8,
7, 6,
5, 4,
3, 2, 1.
Lachy: Ooh!
Whoa!
Huh?
It worked.
Captain Feathersword: Wow.
John (as Normus): Our work here...
Caterina (as Jai): Is done.
Simon: Lachy, my banana is big again.
All: Huh?
Tsehay: Lachy, my sunflowers are big again.
All: Huh?
Evie: Lachy, my pointe shoes are big again.
All: Huh?
Captain Feathersword: Oh, Lachy...
Lachy: Goop.
Simon: It's Wiggles Live Show time, which of course makes me want to body roll.
And I can't stop. I really can't.
Tsehay: Come on, everybody,
let's dance and swim like a fish
Come on, everybody,
let's dance and swim like a fish
I use my fins to flip and flop around
I use my tail to splish and splosh
All: Swim like a fish
Swim like a fish
Swim like a fish
Swim like a fish
Swim like a fish
Swim like a fish
Swim like a fish
Wah-wah-wah-wah
Simon: Come on, everybody,
let's dance and swim like a fish
Come on, everybody,
let's dance and swim like a fish
I use my fins to flip and flop around
I use my tail to splish and splosh
All: Swim like a fish
Swim like a fish
Swim like a fish
Swim like a fish
Swim like a fish
Swim like a fish
Swim like a fish
Wah-wah-wah-wah
Lucia: Come on, everybody,
let's dance and swim like a fish
Come on, everybody,
let's dance and swim like a fish
I use my fins to flip and flop around
I use my tail to splish and splosh
All: Swim like a fish
Swim like a fish
Swim like a fish
Swim like a fish
Swim like a fish
Swim like a fish
Swim like a fish
Wah-wah-wah-wah.
Simon: Say goodbye, pizza pie
Lachy and Tsehay: See you mate, chocolate cake
John and Caterina: Goodbye to you, tiramisu
Lucia: Off you dart, banana tart
Simon: Say goodbye, pizza pie.