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This is a transcript for Lights, Camera, Action!.
Lights Camera Action Episode 12[]
(The episode starts with a song: Lights, Camera, Action, Wiggles! An opening scene from the TV Series 3 is shown.)
Children: (singing) Go, go, go, go, go, go!
The Wiggles: (singing) Lights, Camera, Action, Wiggles!
Greg: (singing) Welcome to our TV Show
The Wiggles: (singing) Lights, Camera, Action, Wiggles!
Dorothy: Everybody, let's go
The Wiggles: (singing) Lights, Camera, Action, Wiggles!
Greg: (singing) Welcome to our TV Show
The Wiggles: (singing) Lights, Camera, Action, Wiggles!
Dorothy: Everybody, let's go
The Wiggles: (singing) Lights, Camera, Action, Wiggles!
Greg: (singing) Everybody let's, everybody let's
Everybody let's
(children singing.) go, go, go, go!
(Captain Feathersword laughs, Wags barks & Dorothy giggles, until when the song finishes.)
(A scene translates to the Wiggles introducing themselves.)
Murray: Hi, everyone. (with others) We're The Wiggles.
Jeff: I'm Jeff.
Murray: I'm Murray.
Greg: I'm Greg.
Anthony: And I'm Anthony.
Jeff: Get ready.
Murray: Get ready.
Greg: Get ready.
Anthony: Get ready. Because it's time to go to Network Wiggles!
Jeff: Let's go! (They were all running towards the studio except Captain Feathersword and Dorothy notice that The Wiggles were going to the studio without them.)
Captain Feathersword: Hey! Wait for us! Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! (He is chasing to catch them with Dorothy.)
(Shot transition to the Song: Get Ready To Wiggle)
Greg: (singing) Get ready to wiggle!
(Backing vocals singing Shoobie-Doobie-Doo.)
We've been ready for so long!
Get ready to wiggle!
(Backing vocals singing Shoobie-Doobie-Doo.)
When you wiggle, you can't go wrong!
Get ready to wiggle!
(Backing vocals singing Shoobie-Doobie-Doo.)
Wiggling will make you big and strong!
Get ready to wiggle!
(Backing vocals singing Shoobie-Doobie-Doo.)
C'mon, wiggle to this song, Wiggle to this song!
Ba-Dump-Bum-Bum, Ba-Dump-Ba-Da.
Ba-Dump-Bum-Bum, Ba-Dump-Ba-Da.
Ba-Dump-Bum-Bum, Ba-Dump-Ba-Da.
We're ready to wiggle!
(Backing vocals singing Shoobie-Doobie-Doo.)
Wiggle your fingers high in the sky!
We're ready to wiggle!
(Backing vocals singing Shoobie-Doobie-Doo.)
Wiggle your ears and wiggle your eyes!
We're ready to wiggle!
(Backing vocals singing Shoobie-Doobie-Doo.)
Wiggle your hair and wiggle your nose!
We're ready to wiggle!
(Backing vocals singing Shoobie-Doobie-Doo.)
C'mon, wiggle all ten toes! Wiggle all ten toes!
Ba-Dump, Bum-Bum-Ba-Da.
Ba-Dump, Bum-Bum-Ba-Da.
Ba-Dump, Bum-Bum-Ba-Da.
Ba-Dump, Bum-Bum-Ba-Da.
We can wiggle
(whoo!)
and wiggle
(whoo!),
Wiggle at home without a care!
Wiggle
(whoo!)
and wiggle
(whoo!),
Wiggle on your own or with teddy bear!
Wiggle
(whoo!)
and wiggle
(whoo!),
Wiggle at breakfast, lunch or tea!
Wiggle
(whoo!)
and wiggle
(whoo!),
wiggle along with me, that's right, wiggle along with me!
Ba-Dump-Bum-Bum, Ba-Dump-Ba-Da.
Ba-Dump-Bum-Bum, Ba-Dump-Ba-Da.
Ba-Dump-Bum-Bum, Ba-Dump-Ba-Da.
Whoo!
(Shot transition to a cartoon picture of Anthony, while the song clip of Anthony's Workshop plays in the background. Then, it fades to Anthony & Alfonso talking about pizza.)
Greg: (singing) Anthony's workshop
(with Murray & Jeff singing.) It's a workshop with Anthony
Anthony: Hello, everybody, welcome to Anthony's Workshop. It's a very special workshop. Today we're making pizza! And to help with our pizza, from Italy, we have our wonderful friend, Alfonso, the pizzaioli cuoco.
Alfonso: Pizzaioli, scusa.
Anthony: Very good. Now what do we do first?
Alfonso: Okay, you leave it to me?
Anthony: Okay.
Alfonso: Andiamo. Andiamo qua. Bravissima, bravissima.
Anthony: Everyone's working hard right now.
Alfonso: La forma....
Anthony: What are they doing, Alfonso?
Alfonso: They're making the shape of the pizza they want.
Anthony: Making the shape?
Alfonso: Whatever they want. Whatever they want.
Anthony: Okay, little pizzas, everybody.
Alfonso: Okay, and now what we're going to do, we're going to take this tray and we're going to put the pizza on it. Can you put the pizza on there? Bravo! Bravissima! Molto bello! All different shapes, you see? Long, square, round.
Anthony: And it doesn't matter, Alfonso? You can make a different shape?
Alfonso: No, no. They're small pizzas the kids like to do. And then after that, we're going to put some tomato on. Pomodoro.
Anthony: Pomodoro!
Alfonso: E molto importante, il pomodoro. You want to put in on for me Annalise?
Annalise: Okay.
Anthony: Annalise is putting it on.
Alfonso: Okay, Jes, wow, you are very good! They're all very good! Get along very quickly! Un po' di formaggio. Can you put some cheese on for me on that one? Bravissimo, bravo. Now we're going to put the basil on. Look... (He sniffs.) smells good. Smell it. Yeah.
Anthony: Everybody's working hard, making their own pizzas. Alfonso's helping out, suggesting the ingredients: Basil, tomato. Little mini pizzas.
Alfonso: Oh, what a smell!
Anthony: Annalise and Jesse are starting on a new one.
Alfonso: You can start, do another one for me.
Anthony: Over here, everybody, we have Trista and Trista is working hard!
Alfonso: Okay, Trista, can you put the pizza in the tray for me?
Anthony: Here we go.
Alfonso: There. Brava!
Anthony: I'll get the tomato for you, Alfonso.
Alfonso: Oh, Anthony, you're very good!
Anthony: Here we go.
Alfonso: Oh, follow us around like this. And that one there.... brava! Okay, now you want to put a tomato on for me?
Anthony: Tasha is putting tomato on.
Alfonso: Tasha, brava. Brava, Tasha! Molto professionista! Professionista! Brava!
Anthony: Very professional. And, of course, Trista, would you like to put some tomato on?
Alfonso: You're very busy there making that pizza! Not it's tomato time!
Anthony: Want to bake it on that one as well?
Alfonso: Put it on everywhere, that doesn't matter.
Anthony: We can make pizzas anywhere.
Alfonso: We can move them around.
Anthony: She's moving that one onto there.
Alfonso: You want to put that one in there, too? There, put it there. That is the best pizza!
Anthony: Everybody, lots of pizza being made! Alfonso will continue. Tasha, Trista, Jesse, Annalise and everybody's making pizza. It's lots of fun! Until we see you again in Anthony's Workshop. Bye-bye!
Greg: (singing) Anthony's workshop
(with Murray & Jeff singing.) It's a working bee
(Shot transition to The Wiggles are lying on the floor saying, "OOOOHHHHHH! AAAAAAAHHHHHHH! WHOOOOOOAAAAAA!" at a fast spinning effect while the instrumental track for Vegetable Soup is playing in the background. Until, shot transition to a picture of cartoon Captain Feathersword while the song clip of Captain's Magic Buttons is playing in the background. Then, it fades to Murray & Captain Feathersword about pressing their Australian animal buttons.)
Wiggles: (singing) Captain's magic buttons.
He's got half a dozen.
Let's him sing in different ways.
Captain Feathersword: Whoo ho! Here we go!
Murray: Hey, everyone, It's Captain Feathersword. Let's all say, "Ahoy there, Captain Feathersword." Ahoy there, Captain Feathersword.
Captain Feathersword: Ahoy there, me hearties. Hoo-hoo!
Murray: Captain, have you lost something?
Captain Feathersword: Oh, no, no, Murray. I was using my magic buttons to help me be Australian native animals.
Murray: Oh, and what was that animal?
Captain Feathersword: Ooh, it was a frilled neck lizard, Murray. (He's making the sound of a frilled neck lizard.)
Murray: Captain, I like that. I wonder if your buttons can make other Australian animals? (to camera) Listen, Captain, they've got an idea.
Captain Feathersword: Oh, yeah, they have?
Murray: How about a kangaroo?
Captain Feathersword: Great idea, Murray! Oh, yeah, okay, now let's see...
Murray: Push the button.
Captain Feathersword: (Murray pushes the kangaroo button then he makes a kangaroo sounds by using tsking & bouncing then Murray pushes the button to stop.)
Murray: Ha-ha! (to camera.) Hey, listen, Captain, they've got another idea. How about a wombat?
Captain Feathersword: Oh, a wombat? Okay, let's see. (Murray pushes the wombat button then he makes a humming sounds by using crawling down to the ground.)
Murray: Down, very low. Oh, I like the wombat button. There we go. (He pushes the button to stop.) Captain, another idea.
Captain Feathersword: Okay.
Murray: How about a koala?
Captain Feathersword: Oh, a koala!
Murray: Yeah.
Captain Feathersword: Murray, I might need your help for this.
Murray: Ready? (Murray pushes a koala button then he makes his snoring sounds, like Jeff.) That's one heavy koala! (He pushes the button to stop.)Captain, that was great! How about? Another idea. A Tasmanian devil!
Captain Feathersword: Oh, a Tasmanian devil!
Murray: Yes.
Captain Feathersword: Okay, let's see.
Murray: I'll press the button.
Captain Feathersword: (Murray pushes the Tasmanian devil button then he makes a wild, wacky, crazy & jabbering noises to chase around with Murray. Until, Murray pushes the button to stop.)
Murray: They certainly are magic buttons, Captain!
Captain Feathersword: (He is making a bit of jabber sounds.)
(Shot transition to the Song: Zing Zang Wing Wang Wong. A scene where The Other Wiggles are standing in the bush while The Wiggly Dancers, their friends & Greg are gonna sing & dance to the zing zang song.)
Greg: (singing) We all love to dance to music
And we love to zing
We shake our feet it's really groovy
We like a dance with zing
(The Other Wiggles: (singing) We love to move, we love to shake
We love to turn around)
Greg: (singing) We love to hear that zingy music
With that crazy Zing Zang sound, oh-hoh
(The Other Wiggles: (singing) Zing)
Greg: (singing) zing
(The Other Wiggles: (singing) zang)
Greg: (singing) zang
(with The Other Wiggles singing) Wing wang wong
(The Other Wiggles: (singing) Zing)
Greg: (singing) zing
(The Other Wiggles: (singing) zang)
Greg: (singing) zang
(with The Other Wiggles singing) Wing wang wong
(The Other Wiggles: (singing) Zing)
Greg: (singing) zing
(The Other Wiggles: (singing) zang)
Greg: (singing) zang
(with Greg singing) Wing wang wong
Greg: (singing) Wags is dancing, Henry's moving
Captain's zinging loud
(Captain Feathersword: Oh I love this zing zong!)
Greg: (singing) Dorothy she's always grooving
To that zingy Zing Zang sound
(The Other Wiggles: (singing) We love to move, we love to shake
We love to turn around)
Greg: (singing) Let's all dance and zing while grooving
With that crazy Zing Zang sound, oh-hoh
(The Other Wiggles: (singing) Zing)
Greg: (singing) zing
(The Other Wiggles: (singing) zang)
Greg: (singing) zang
(with The Other Wiggles singing) Wing wang wong
(The Other Wiggles: (singing) Zing)
Greg: (singing) zing
(The Other Wiggles: (singing) zang)
Greg: (singing) zang
(with The Other Wiggles singing) Wing wang wong
(The Other Wiggles: (singing) Zing)
Greg: (singing) zing
(The Other Wiggles: (singing) zang)
Greg: (singing) zang
(with The Other Wiggles singing) Wing wang wong
Greg: (singing) A-zingy zingy Zing Zing Zang Zang
A-Zingy Zang Zang Zong
You know the words and now we hope
That you'd like to zing along
(The Other Wiggles: (singing) We love to move, we love to shake
We love to turn around)
Greg: (singing) We know the dance and now we're grooving
With that crazy Zing Zang sound, oh-hoh
(The Other Wiggles: (singing) Zing)
Greg: (singing) zing
(The Other Wiggles: (singing) zang)
Greg: (singing) zang
(with The Other Wiggles singing) Wing wang wong
(The Other Wiggles: (singing) Zing)
Greg: (singing) zing
(The Other Wiggles: (singing) zang)
Greg: (singing) zang
(with The Other Wiggles singing) Wing wang wong
(The Other Wiggles: (singing) Zing)
Greg: (singing) zing
(The Other Wiggles: (singing) zang)
Greg: (singing) zang
(with The Other Wiggles singing) Wing wang wong
(The Other Wiggles: (singing) Zing)
Greg: (singing) zing
(The Other Wiggles: (singing) zang)
Greg: (singing) zang
(with The Other Wiggles singing) Wing wang wong
(The Other Wiggles: (singing) Zing)
Greg: (singing) zing
(The Other Wiggles: (singing) zang)
Greg: (singing) zang
(with The Other Wiggles singing) Wing wang wong
(The Other Wiggles: (singing) Zing)
Greg: (singing) zing
(The Other Wiggles: (singing) zang)
Greg: (singing) zang
(with The Other Wiggles singing) Wing wang wong
(Shot transition to cartoon picture of The Wiggles in it when Joseph Field & Dominic Field are making their announcement to solve the problem about Murray's very tired because he's sleepy.)
Joseph Field: And now, a Wiggly Community Service Announcement.
Chloe Harrison: Are you tired? Finding it difficult to keep your eyes open? Have you been yawning? Go to sleep. Available in big sleep as well as catnap.
(Jeff arrives but he's not since Murray's asleep in his bed.)
Announcer: (offscreen) Jeff, not included.
(Shot transition to a cartoon picture of Jeff sleeping in his bed while the song clip of Where's Jeff? plays in the background. Then, it translates to Anthony & Greg are gonna play a game in this quiz show when Jeff falls asleep with some koalas.)
Greg, Murray & Anthony: (singing) Where's Jeff?
Anthony: (singing) Is he sleeping outside?
Greg, Murray & Anthony: (singing) Where's Jeff?
Murray: (offscreen) And here's your host, Anthony Wiggle!
Anthony: Hello, everyone. (speaking in language.)Welcome to Where's Jeff? The quiz show where we find Jeff. Here comes our first contestant, our only contestant, he wears yellow Greg Wiggle.
Greg: Hey, Anthony. Hi, everyone.
Anthony: Hi, Greg. Greg, before we start, you love to sing.
Greg: I do.
Anthony: What do you like to sing about?
Greg: I like to sing about hot potatoes and, of course, fruit salad, yummy, yummy.
Anthony: All right, well, Greg, we haven't got much time for that right now. It's time to play Where's Jeff?
Greg: Okay.
Anthony: Here comes the quizmatron. And, Greg, if you'd like to start us off. Let's play Where's Jeff?
Greg: Oh, well, I mean, it's hard to know where to start, Anthony. Um, is Jeff inside or outside?
Anthony: He is outside.
Greg: Hmm, is he alone?
Anthony: Oh, he's not with other people.
Greg: But he's not alone?
Anthony: Uh, not really.
Greg: Hmm, okay. Is he with animals?
Anthony: Um... yes. But what sort of animals is he with?
Greg: Hmm, I'm guessing sleepy animals. Is Jeff with koala?
Anthony: Greg, you're right! Koalas! He's asleep, though, we'd better wake him up. Are you ready, everybody? (with Greg) 1, 2, 3, Wake up, Jeff!
Jeff: (He blubbers when he wakes up.) You know, I was dreaming of being a koala. But, now, I'd better get back to "Network Wiggles". (He's wiggling his fingers & leaves.)
Anthony: (laughing) Well, everybody, thanks for playing "Wake up Jeff!" (speaking in foreign language.) We'll see you again. Bye-bye!
Greg, Murray & Anthony: (singing) Where's Jeff?
(Shot transition to the end credits are rolling while Anthony, Jeff & Greg are waving goodbye to the screen. Except, Murray waving to the audience. Then, it translates to Dorothy & The Wiggles are waving goodbye to each other during the Lights, Camera, Action, Wiggles! instrumental track is playing in the background.)
Dorothy: That's all we've got time for today.
Anthony: Bye-bye.
Murray: Bye-bye.
Jeff: Bye-bye.
Greg: Bye-bye. See you next time.
Dorothy: 'Bye!
(Closing camera transition to the endboard of a yellow background)
Wiggly TV Episode 15[]
The episode starts with a song: In The Wiggles' World)
(An opening scene from the TV Series 2 is shown.)
Greg: (singing) We know a world, a magic world
Come with us and see
(with the Other Wiggles singing) Anything can happen in this special world
It can happen to you or me
Greg: (singing) It's where The Wiggles live
Why don't you come along
And meet their friends as well.
There's music and dancing, magic and games
(with the Other Wiggles singing) And lots of great stories to tell
In The Wiggles' world, in The Wiggles' world
You're all welcome here
Greg: (singing) So let's give a cheer
Welcome to The Wiggles' world.
(with the Other Wiggles singing) In The Wiggles' world. In The Wiggles' world
Greg: (singing) You're all welcome here, so let's give a cheer, welcome to The Wiggles' world.
(A sparkle glitter transition to Murray looks at his watch and tells everyone to go in the house to watch our show.)
Murray: Great, we've still got a few minutes. Let's hurry, guys.
Anthony: Right you are, Murray.
Greg: Yeah, we're right behind you. (with Murray & Anthony.) Lead the way!
Flora Door: (They're walked into our house while Jeff's snoring with some Z's. Except, she called "STOP!")
Murray: Sorry, Flora, we haven't got time right now.
Flora Door: No time?! No time to say "Hello"?!
Greg, Murray & Anthony: (all talk until they try again.) Hello, Flora.
Flora Door: Hello, boys.
Murray: Now, can we go in?
Anthony: Please?
Greg: Yeah, we don't want to miss our TV program.
Flora Door: Fine. Just don't rush about so. You should all be more like Jeff. He's so quiet and calm.
Anthony: But, but, that's because he's asleep, Flora.
Flora Door: All the more reason to be careful. you'd better help him inside.
Greg: Oh, don't worry about Jeff, he can walk in his sleep.
Flora Door: I won't open until you agree to help him inside.
Murray: But, Jeff doesn't need any help. And if we don't hurry, we'll miss out TV show.
Flora Door: TV, shmee-vee. Jeff is part of your family. He needs looking after.
Anthony: That's true. Jeff is family.
Greg: And families should always help one another.
Anthony: No matter what.
Murray: Even though we may argue sometimes.
Anthony: So always help your brother.
Greg: Our your sister.
Murray: Our your mom or dad.
Greg: Or your grandma or grandpa.
Anthony: Even if it means missing your favourite TV program.
Greg: Quick! We have to wake Jeff up!
Anthony: Will you help us?
Greg: Okay. 1, 2, 3. (with Murray & Anthony.) WAKE UP, JEFF!!!!!
(Jeff blubbers as he wakes up.)
Murray: Jeff's awake! Now, can we come in, flora?
Flora Door: With pleasure.
Anthony: Yay!
(They're were all back into the Wigglehouse. Murray's using the remote to turn the TV on. They were say, "Whew!" & we made it just in time to start.)
Murray: We just made it!
(A TV transition to the Song: Dorothy The Dinosaur (Tell Me Who Is That Knocking?). Dorothy is on the left side giggling and the door is on the right side.)
Greg: (singing off-screen) Dorothy the Dinosaur,
Tell me who is that knocking on your door?
Dorothy: Who's there?
Greg: (singing) Is it Captain with his feathersword?
Captain Feathersword: (arriving and knocking on the door) Ahoy there, me hearties. (leaves)
Greg: (singing) Is it Henry and Wags knocking on your door?
(Henry and Wags arrive knocking on the door and leave.)
Dorothy (Dorothy giggles) the Dinosaur,
Tell me who is that knocking on your door?
Dorothy: Who's there?
Greg: (singing) Is it Jeff snoring fast asleep?
(Jeff sleepwalks.)
Is it Anthony with lots of food to eat?
Anthony: (arriving holding food and knocking on the door) Wa-hoo! What great food! (leaves)
Greg: (singing) Is it Murray with his red guitar?
(Murray arrives knocking on the door, plays his electric guitar and leaves.)
Greg: (singing) Is it Greg?
(arriving knocking on the door) With the Big Red Car?
Dorothy: I'll open my door and see who it is. (opens the door and sees The Wiggles, Anthony, Murray, Jeff and Greg, Captain Feathersword, Henry the Octopus and Wags the Dog and giggles)
Captain Feathersword: Ahoy there, Dorothy.
Greg: Hello, Dorothy.
Anthony: Wa-hoo, Dorothy.
Dorothy: Hello, everybody.
(Captain Feathersword closes the door.)
Greg: (singing) This is Captain, Henry and Wags too
And it's The Wiggles. We'll sing a song for you.
Dorothy (Dorothy giggles) the Dinosaur,
Now you know who knocked on your front door.
Dorothy: (giggles)
(Big Red Car transition to The Wiggles dance happily, while arriving at an intersection.)
Street Sign: Aaaaaaah-choooooo!
Murray: (to street sign) Cover your mouth! Oh no! We're on... Ah... ah... ah-achoo!
Wiggles: Sneezy Street! (They were all sneezing.)
Anthony: I b... we'd better h-hurry out of here!
(The Wiggles leave Sneezy Street, while continuing to sneeze. Later, a CGI Dorothy using her lawnmower while waving the screen transition to Dorothy tells everyone about were having a tea party for Anthony.)
Dorothy: This is for my special guest. Oh, I hope my special guest likes the special food I've prepared. Can you guess who my special guest is? (He's wiggling his fingers) Anthony!
Anthony: Hiya, Dorothy. Hey, thanks for inviting me over for tea.
Dorothy: Oh, I've more than tea for you, Anthony. I have rosalini pasta...
Anthony: Mmm!
Dorothy: ..wrinkly rose petal biscuits...
Anthony: Ah!
Dorothy: ..rosy rose Wiggle waffles...
Anthony: Ooh!
Dorothy: ..and a big pot of rosy-posy-cosy-wosy tea!
Anthony: Rosy-posy-cosy-wosy tea! Well that's my favourite. Mmm! Tell me Dorothy...
Dorothy: Yes?
Anthony: Why are you being so nice to me?
Dorothy: Because I like you, Anthony.
Anthony: Oh, why, thank you. I like you too.
Dorothy: And I'd like to adopt you.
Anthony: Adopt me?
Dorothy: Yes. I'd like to give you a happy home and make you a part of my family.
Anthony: But I already have a happy home and a family -- uh, Greg, Jeff, and Murray.
Dorothy: Oh.
Anthony: Anyway, you don't have to adopt me.
Dorothy: I don't?
Anthony: We’re already best friends. We share each other’s homes, don’t we?
Dorothy: That’s true. We have two happy homes.
Anthony: We can visit each other whenever we like.
Dorothy: And we have sleepovers, too. I like having a best friend. (He stands up)
Anthony: Me too. To me. You're like a sister. (Laughs) We Wiggles don't have a sister.
Dorothy: And you're like a brother. I don't have brother, or a sister.
Anthony: But you do have... us! (He laughs at her. Then she gives him a hug)
(Anthony eats a rose petal biscuit. Until, alarm clock transition to the Song: John Bradlelum. A scene where Greg is on a hill.)
Greg: (singing) Number 1, number 1
Now the song has just begun.
With a rum-tum-tadelum, oh, John Bradelum
Hey what funny folk we be.
(Greg laughs & Murray arrives.)
Number 2, number 2
The rooster crows cock-a-doodle-doodle-doo.
With a rum-tum-tadelum, oh, John Bradelum
Hey what funny folk we be.
(Greg & Murray laughs & Anthony arrives.)
Number 3, number 3
I like you and you like me.
With a rum-tum-tadelum, oh, John Bradelum
Hey what funny folk we be.
(Greg, Murray & Anthony laughs & Jeff arrives.)
Number 4, number 4
Knock, knock, knock, knock at your door
With a rum-tum-tadelum, oh, John Bradelum
Hey what funny folk we be.
(The Wiggles laugh & Captain Feathersword with a bee arrive coming behind in the distance of the hill.)
Number 5, number 5
5 busy bees buzzing in a hive
With a rum-tum-tadelum, oh, John Bradelum
Hey what funny folk we be.
(Captain Feathersword shoos the bee away & The Wiggles are laughing & point at him. Until, a magic hat transition to Greg announcing magic.)
Greg: Are you ready to see my magic trick?
Anthony, Jeff and Murray: Yeah!
Murray: Hey, Greg, are you going to do the disappearing ball trick?
Greg: Um, well no...
Murray: I love the disappearing ball trick!
Greg: Oh, sorry, Murray. I'm not going to the disappearing ball trick. I'm...
Jeff: I know! You're going to make a napkin disappear.
Greg: Uh no, Jeff. I'm not...
Jeff: I really love the disappearing napkin trick.
Greg: Well, I'm not going to do that one. I'm doing the...
Anthony: Disappearing card trick. Now that's a very good trick.
Greg: Well, I'm not going to do that one either, Anthony. I'm not going to do any disappearing tricks.
Anthony, Jeff and Murray: Aw!
Greg: Instead of making something disappear. I'm going to make something appear!
Anthony: Oh.
Murray: He's going to make something appear.
Greg: I'm going to make a rabbit appear out of my hat!
Murray: Yeah, right.
Anthony: (Scoffs) You know, you can't do that trick, Greg?
Murray: You've tried and you've tried and you've tried. But you've never made a rabbit appear.
Greg: I have so!
Jeff: I've never seen it.
Anthony and Murray: Neither have we.
Anthony: And you know why you can't do that trick, Greg?
Jeff and Murray: Why?
Anthony: Because there is no rabbit.
Greg: Ah, but there is, Anthony. You just have to be patient. Er, watch. (Greg practices the wand to make the rabbit come out of the hat) Abracadabra, rabbit in my hat. Come on out so we can have a nice chat.
Jeff: (laughs) That doesn't sound very magical, Greg!
Murray: Yeah, "Come out and have a chat"!
Anthony: What are we going to chat about?
Jeff: Er, carrots? Uh, lettuce? The weather?
(They all laugh at Greg)
Greg: Oh, sure. Go ahead and laugh. But one day that rabbit will appear. (The rabbit steals Greg's wand and waves it and a puff of smoke appears as the rabbit goes back into the hat with the wand) There. That'll teach you three Wiggles. (Laughs)
(The camera cuts back to the couch, revealing that Anthony, Murray and Jeff have turned into bunnies, with Anthony being a blue bunny, Murray being a red bunny and Jeff being a purple bunny)
Anthony: I was only kidding, Greg! We believe in your rabbit!
Murray: Yeah! We believe in your rabbit!
Jeff and Murray: We do! We do!
Greg: Well, you may be rabbits, but you can still wiggle. Wiggle your noses that is (Greg wiggles his rabbit's nose)
(Bones Transition to Captain Feathersword is going down the slide until Wags is licking a bone)
Captain Feathersword: Hee-hee! Whee! Whoa-ho! I've got a present! I've got a present! Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Oh! It's from my mommy and daddy. They're pirates too, you know. They've been off sailing the uh... one, two, three, four, five... (He mumbles about the seven seas) ..six, seven! Seven seas! Seven seas! Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Oooh. Um... (He gets a gift to open the baby Feathersword) Oh! A baby Feathersword! Just what I've always wanted. Now I can tickle my tummy... (He laughs to tickle my sword) ..and tickle my toes at the same time! (He laughs again with the sword to tickle your toes) Oh! Oh. (He sniggers about the rhyme) Tickle your tummy! Tickle your toes! Tickle your ankles and tickle your nose! (They both tickle myself to your body) Oooh, Wags me hearty. Oh! I miss my mommy and daddy. (He imagines being a baby in the crib on the dockyard with a baby laughing sound effect. He talks in a baby accent. He finishes imagining.) Oh! I miss my mommy and daddy. But, I do have friends. Hoo-hoo-hoo!
Wags: Ruff!
Captain Feathersword: And one of my best friends is right here.
Wags: Ruff! Ruff!
Captain Feathersword: Oh, no, no, no. Stand still me waggy hearty, so I can give you a hug! (Wags howls at the Captain and chases Wags) Ahoy there, Wags! Wags! Stand still! I want to hug you! You're my best friend! Wags! Whoa! Wags!
(S.S. Feathersword Transition to the song: Get Ready To Wiggle)
Greg: (singing) Get ready to wiggle!
(Backing vocals singing Shoobie-Doobie-Doo.)
We've been ready for so long!
Get ready to wiggle!
(Backing vocals singing Shoobie-Doobie-Doo.)
When you wiggle, you can't go wrong!
Get ready to wiggle!
(Backing vocals singing Shoobie-Doobie-Doo.)
Wiggling will make you big and strong!
Get ready to wiggle!
(Backing vocals singing Shoobie-Doobie-Doo.)
C'mon, wiggle to this song, Wiggle to this song!
Ba-Dump-Bum-Bum, Ba-Dump-Ba-Da.
Ba-Dump-Bum-Bum, Ba-Dump-Ba-Da.
Ba-Dump-Bum-Bum, Ba-Dump-Ba-Da.
We're ready to wiggle!
(Backing vocals singing Shoobie-Doobie-Doo.)
Wiggle your fingers high in the sky!
We're ready to wiggle!
(Backing vocals singing Shoobie-Doobie-Doo.)
Wiggle your ears and wiggle your eyes!
We're ready to wiggle!
(Backing vocals singing Shoobie-Doobie-Doo.)
Wiggle your hair and wiggle your nose!
We're ready to wiggle!
(Backing vocals singing Shoobie-Doobie-Doo.)
C'mon, wiggle all ten toes! Wiggle all ten toes!
Ba-Dump, Bum-Bum-Ba-Da.
Ba-Dump, Bum-Bum-Ba-Da.
Ba-Dump, Bum-Bum-Ba-Da.
Ba-Dump, Bum-Bum-Ba-Da.
We can wiggle
(whoo!)
and wiggle
(whoo!),
Wiggle at home without a care!
Wiggle
(whoo!)
and wiggle
(whoo!),
Wiggle on your own or with teddy bear!
Wiggle
(whoo!)
and wiggle
(whoo!),
Wiggle at breakfast, lunch or tea!
Wiggle
(whoo!)
and wiggle
(whoo!),
wiggle along with me, that's right, wiggle along with me!
Ba-Dump-Bum-Bum, Ba-Dump-Ba-Da.
Ba-Dump-Bum-Bum, Ba-Dump-Ba-Da.
Ba-Dump-Bum-Bum, Ba-Dump-Ba-Da.
Whoo!
(Camera Clicking Transition to Henry with the Jellyfish family who are talking underwater)
Jellyfish: We're sorry, Henry. But we can't sing today.
Henry: But why? I need you in my next musical number.
Jellyfish #1: Our baby brother Clint has the mumps.
Jellyfish #2: We can't leave him.
Jellyfish #3: He's family.
Jellyfish #2: We always look after each other.
(Clouds Transition to Jeff and Murray are lying on the ground watching the clouds in the sky)
Murray: Hey, Jeff. Look at that.
Jeff: Wow. All the different clouds.
Murray: There's some really big ones.
(The clouds are in a slow motion floating in the sky)
Jeff: And some not-so-big ones too.
Murray: And look at all the little ones. (The clouds are floating in another slow motion) Hey, they could be children clouds.
Jeff: And the bigger ones could be mom and dad clouds.
Murray: Which ones?
Jeff: Er, which ones, what?
Murray: Well... which ones are the mom clouds? And which ones are the dad clouds?
Jeff: Oh, that's easy. The big ones are the dad clouds, and the not-so-big ones are the mom clouds.
Murray: Oh, not always, Jeff.
Jeff: Huh?
Murray: Well, sometimes moms can be bigger than dads.
Jeff: Oh, I guess they can. Now look at them.
(The clouds cover the sky as a cloud)
Murray: Hey. I can't tell if that's one big mom cloud, or one big dad cloud.
Jeff: I think all the clouds got together and made one big family cloud.
(Rainbow Transition to Henry standing up in the ocean floor while The Wiggles arrive back)
Henry: Thank you for coming, Wiggles!
Wiggles: No problem, Henry! Let's sing!
(Seahorse Transition to the song: Move Your Arms Like Henry. A scene where the Wiggles & Henry start dancing in bubbles.)
Henry: Breebop. Hi everybody!
It's time to get your arms ready and have a dance with me,
Henry the Octopus. Oh!
Greg: (singing) Move your arms like Henry
Move your arms like Henry
Move your arms around, and around, and around, and around like Henry
Shake your hands like Henry
Henry: That's right
Greg: (singing) Shake your hands like Henry
Henry: That's great shaking
Greg: (singing) Shake your hands around, and around, and around, and around like Henry
Henry waves to you
Henry waves to me
He's got so many hands, he's waving all the time
Move your arms like Henry
Henry: Great moving
Greg: (singing) Move your arms like Henry
Henry: Yeah!
Greg: (singing) Move your arms around, and around, and around, and around like Henry
Henry: Oh. I'm having lots of fun. This is wonderful, wonderful dancing. Oh!
Greg: (singing) Oh
Henry waves to you
Henry waves to me
He's got so many hands, he's waving all the time
Move your arms like Henry
Henry: Keep waving
Greg: (singing) Move your arms like Henry
Henry: That's it, that's it
Greg: (singing) Move your arms around, and around, and around, and around like Henry
Henry: Oh, wonderful, wonderful dancing. Oh, yoop!
(Magic Wands Transition to Greg is practicing outside for Anthony with the magic tricks in the front porch)
Greg: Oh, there's got to be a way to coax that rabbit out of the hat.
Anthony: Greg!
Greg: Yes?
Anthony: Well, uh, can you stick your front teeth out like this?
Greg: Oh. Like this?
Anthony: (Laughs) Yeah. Good. Good. Now can you take fingers and put them like this?
Greg: How's that?
Anthony: Good. Good. (Laughs) Now... wiggle your nose.
Greg: Giggle my gose?
Anthony: Giggle your go... Wiggle your nose, yes.
Greg: I think so.
Anthony: Great! Er, now hop around a bit.
Greg: Mm-hm.
Anthony: And... peer into the hat.
Greg: Mm-hm.
Anthony: Waggle your ears and wiggle your nose. Keep it up. The rabbit will think. You're another rabbit and come out and join you. (Laughs) Oh, keep waggling! Keep wiggling! It's coming! (Laughs) Keep jumping.
(Wags arrives on the front porch with the magic)
Wags: Woof!
(Wags runs around while Greg pretends to be a rabbit faster)
Greg: Oooh!
(Wags stops running around faster)
Anthony: Hey! Stop Wags!
Greg: Wags, stop! It's me, Greg!
Wags: Woof!
Anthony: (Laughs) That was a great imitation of a rabbit, Greg! Wags thought you were one.
Greg: (Sighs) Oh boy. (Greg heard a squeak from a rabbit in the hat) So, did the rabbit. Ouch! My nose has a cramp.
(Wags licks Greg with a slurp. Then Bones Transition to the song: We're Dancing With Wags The Dog. The Wiggles start dancing with Wags could do the actions.)
(Wags barking)
Greg: (singing) Let's shake our hips with Wags the Dog
Turn your head and groove along
Shake your hands and move your knees, we're dancing with Wags The Dog
Put your hands up in the air
Point them down once you've got them there
Skip along like Wags would do it, dancing with Wags The dog
Wags: Ruff, Ruff, Ruff...Ruff, Ruff
Greg: (singing) Now we're singing it too
Wags: Ruff, Ruff, Ruff...Ruff, Ruff
Greg: (singing) Now Wags is digging, and we're all digging too...
Shake your hips with Wags The Dog
Turn your head and groove along
Shake your hands and move your knees, we're dancing with Wags The Dog
Wags: Ruff Ruff Ruff...Ruff Ruff
Now we're singing it too
Wags: Ruff, Ruff, Ruff...Ruff, Ruff
Now Wags is digging...and we're all digging too...
Wags: Ruff!
(Train Transition to Wags and the Waggettes at Wags' house trying to talk about it)
Wags: I don't understand. (They bark at Wags) You say you bumped your head. Tell me what happened. You came in the door. I see. Ruff. (The Waggettes walk around the slide until someone barking. Then Wags walks around the slide until they move my feet) Let me see. (The Waggettes stand back up on the floor and runs away. He whines thoughtfully as I remembered) I still don't understand. Y...you bumped your head? (They bark until Wags walks to the slide and whines) Let me give it a go. (The Waggettes bark until Wags comes up the slide. Wags comes down the slide while he falls on the floor and bumped my head.)Oooh! I see! That's what happened.
(Lightbulb Transition to The Wiggles and Dorothy on the dockyard until they talk about your family)
Anthony: Do you have your family with you? Well some of us have big families. Some of us have small families.
Jeff: Some of us don't have any families.
Murray: That's why it's important to have friends.
Greg: Yeah, families and friends are very important. So, don't forget to tell them that you...
Wiggles: Love them!
(Then they all wave goodbye until the pictures are slowly floating in the sky)
Lights Camera Action Episode 16[]
(The episode starts with a song: Lights, Camera, Action, Wiggles! An opening scene from the TV Series 3 is shown.)
Children: (singing) Go, go, go, go, go, go!
The Wiggles: (singing) Lights, Camera, Action, Wiggles!
Greg: (singing) Welcome to our TV Show
The Wiggles: (singing) Lights, Camera, Action, Wiggles!
Dorothy: Everybody, let's go
The Wiggles: (singing) Lights, Camera, Action, Wiggles!
Greg: (singing) Welcome to our TV Show
The Wiggles: (singing) Lights, Camera, Action, Wiggles!
Dorothy: Everybody, let's go
The Wiggles: (singing) Lights, Camera, Action, Wiggles!
Greg: (singing) Everybody let's, everybody let's
Everybody let's
(children singing.) go, go, go, go!
(Captain Feathersword laughs, Wags barks & Dorothy giggles, until when the song finishes.)
(A scene translates to Captain Feathersword introducing himself.)
Captain Feathersword: Oh. Ahoy there, me hearties! And welcome to Network Wiggles. (Looks at the green door) In just three seconds time, The Wiggles will be coming through this green door right here. One, two, three!
(The Wiggles come through the blue door, Captain Feathersword falls over & the Wiggles introduced themselves as they run.)
Jeff: I'm Jeff!
Murray: I'm Murray!
Greg: I'm Greg!
Anthony: I'm Anthony!
Captain Feathersword: Hey! Wait for me! Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! (He chases after them)
(Shot transition to the Song: Can You (Point Your Fingers And Do The Twist?))
Greg: Alright, everybody, let's all get ready to point our fingers and we'll do the twist. Here we go.
(singing) Can you point your fingers and do the twist?
Anthony: Everybody's twisting, Greg.
Greg: (singing) Can you point your fingers and do the twist?
Anthony: We're all doing the twist.
Wiggles: (singing) Well, we're gonna go up, then go down
Get back up and turn around
Can you point your fingers and do the twist?
Anthony: What's next, Greg? what's next?
Greg: (singing) Can you stand on one foot and shake your hands?
Murray: Oh boy, that's hard.
Greg: (singing) Can you stand on one foot and shake your hands?
Murray: Shaky, shaky.
Wiggles: (singing) Well, we're gonna go up, then go down
Get back up and turn around
Can you stand on one foot and shake your hands?
Anthony: What's next, Greg? What's next?
Greg: (singing) Well, can you point your fingers and do the twist?
Jeff: Pointy, pointy, pointy.
Greg: (singing) Can you point your fingers and do the twist?
Anthony: I'm doing the twist really fast, Greg
Wiggles: (singing) Now we're gonna go up, then go down
Get back up and turn around
Can you point your fingers and do the twist?
(Shot transition to a cartoon picture of Murray while the Music With Murray. Then, it translates to Murray, Les & the kids are gonna teach how to make sounds on the didgeridoo with the oscilloscope.)
Anthony, Jeff & Greg: (singing) Mu-mu-music with Murray
Greg: (singing) Yes, everyone
(Les plays the didgeridoo in front of the oscilloscope)
Murray: Wow. It's a great day today on Music with Murray. We've got a special guest here today, it's Les, and he's playing the didgeridoo for us, and, uh. It's making a wonderful sound. And, uh. Let's have him make that sound.
Les: I'll breathe in through my nose. And out through my mouth at the same time.
Murray: Wow.
Les: And it's called circular breathing.
Murray: Can you do that? Can you breathe in through your nose and blow out at the same time? (They were all breathing) That's pretty hard. That's very clever. Now. Uh. Les, the didgeridoo makes all sorts of different sounds. You can make it sound like animals, is that right?
Les: Yeah.
Murray: Yeah.
Les: You can make it sound like animals, birds, and other sounds as well.
Murray: That's fantastic. We might get Les to do that. And let's see if we can guess. What, um, animals that Les is making.
Les: This one, is a, special Australian Bird.
(Then Les plays the didgeridoo with an Australian Bird)
Girl: Kookaburra.
Murray: Oh, what do you think, everyone? I think.
Both: Kookaburra.
Murray: Is that right, Les. It's the kookaburra.
Les: It's the Australian laughing bird. The kookaburra.
Murray: Wow, that's great. How about another one? Can we hear another one?
Les: Yeah. This is another bird.
(Then Les plays the didgeridoo with another Australian Bird)
Murray: Can you guess what that is? What do you think?
Girl: That sounds like a pig.
GIrl #2: It's a dog.
Les: No. It's not a pig. And it's not a dog. That one's the emu.
Murray: Oh.
Les: That's the big emu bird.
Murray: Oh, that's the sound an emu makes. That's wonderful.
Girl: Yeah.
Les: OK. This one's an animal.
Girl: Kangaroo.
(Then Les plays the didgeridoo on an Australian Animal)
Girl: Oh
Murray: What do you think?
Girl: Dingo.
Les: That's it. That's a good one. That's the dingo.
Murray: That's the Australian wild dog. We've had a great time here at Music with Murray. Thanks, Les, and thanks, guys. That was great. We'll see you next time. Bye bye.
Anthony, Jeff & Greg: (singing) Mu-mu-music with Murray
Greg: (singing) Yes, everyone
(Shot transition to Captain Feathersword jumping sideways while the instrumental track for Wiggly Sports Theme plays in the background. Until, shot transition to a picture of cartoon Captain Feathersword while the song clip of Captain's Magic Buttons. Then, it fades to Anthony & Captain Feathersword about pressing their food buttons.)
Wiggles: (singing) Captain's magic buttons.
He's got half a dozen.
Let's him sing in different ways.
Anthony: Hey, look, everyone. It's Captain Feathersword, the friendly pirate. Let's all say, "Ahoy there, Captain Feathersword!" Ahoy there, Captain Feathersword!
Captain Feathersword: Ahoy there, me hearties. Oh.
Anthony: Captain, you seem to be a bit upset.
Captain Feathersword: Oh, Anthony. I think my tummy is growling. Because I haven't had enough food to eat.
Anthony: You haven't had enough food to eat?
Captain Feathersword: Oh no.
Anthony: Leave it to us, Captain. And your wonderful magic music buttons.
Captain Feathersword: Oh, the magic buttons.
Anthony: Everybody, I've got an idea.
Captain Feathersword: Yeah.
Anthony: Why don't we suggest some foods the Captain can eat? And with the help of his magic button, he'll become very full, and enjoy life again.
Captain Feathersword: Wow.
Anthony: Um, Captain. Anyone. Some ideas? Anyone? Sort of. Captain, there are some great ideas.
Captain Feathersword: Oh, yeah.
Anthony: One of them is. How about.
Captain Feathersword: Oh.
Anthony: A pastrami sandwich?
Captain Feathersword: A pastrami sandwich? (Then Anthony pushes the pastrami sandwich) Oh, OK. Great. Great.
(He eats the sandwich up)
Anthony: This will fill him up. Still hungry, Captain.
Captain Feathersword: Oh, I could have something else.
Anthony: Over here, Captain.
Captain Feathersword: OK.
Anthony: We've got. Um. Uh. Caviar.
Captain Feathersword: Caviar.
(Then Anthony pushes the caviar button)Anthony: Caviar.
Captain Feathersword: OK.
(Then he eats the caviar)
Anthony: Still hungry, Captain?
Captain Feathersword: Oh. Yes, Anthony. It's very salty.
Anthony: Great suggestion over here, Captain. Uh. Someone just said. Why don't you have some moussaka?
Captain Feathersword: Moussaka? (Then Anthony pushes the moussaka button) OK. (Then he hums while he eats up) Sorry. A bit of Greek dancing. While you're making moussaka, Anthony.
Anthony: Yeah. And you're eating it now. Are you? Are you still hungry?
Captain Feathersword: Oh, yes. One more thing. Some dessert.
Anthony: Chocolate cake.
Captain Feathersword: Chocolate cake.
(Then he pushes the chocolate cake button)
Anthony: Great idea.
Captain Feathersword: OK.
(Then he eats the cake)
Anthony: Don't eat too fast, Captain. Because. You OK. Tummy ache. Are you OK?
Captain Feathersword: Oh. Oh, Anthony, I ate too much chocolate cake.
Anthony: You OK?
Captain Feathersword: This is the worst tummy ache I've ever had. Oh.
Anthony: Captain.
(Shot transition to the Song: Rolling Down The Sandhills. A scene where Greg is gonna sit on the lounge chair. While Anthony, Murray & Jeff are rolling down the sandhills.)
The Wiggles: (singing) Rolling down the sandhills, rolling down the sandhills
Ooh, aah, whee!
Rolling down the sandhills, rolling down the sandhills
Ooh, aah, whee!
Murray & Jeff: (They're singing in a high note.)Love to go rolling
Anthony: (He's singing in a low note.) Come along and roll with me.
The Wiggles: (singing) Rolling down the sandhills, rolling down the sandhills
Ooh, aah, whee!
Rolling down the sandhills, rolling down the sandhills
Ooh, aah, whee!
Murray & Jeff: (They're singing in a high note.)Love to go rolling
Anthony: (He's singing in a low note.) Come along and roll with me.
Greg: Hey, guys! Now that you've rolled down the sandhills. Why don't you run back up them?
(Song: Running Up The Sandhills. A scene where Anthony, Murray & Jeff are running back up the sandhills.)
The Wiggles: (singing) Running up the sandhills, running up the sandhills
Puff, puff, puff, puff
Running up the sandhills, running up the sandhills
Puff, puff, puff, puff
Murray & Jeff: (They're singing in high note.) Love to go running,
Anthony: (He's singing in a low note.) come along and run with me.
The Wiggles: (singing) Running up the sandhills, running up the sandhills
Puff, puff, puff, puff
Running up the sandhills, running up the sandhills
Puff, puff, puff, puff
Murray & Jeff: (They're singing in high note.) Love to go running,
Anthony: (He's singing in a low note) come along and run with me.
(Shot transition to cartoon picture of The Wiggles in it when Joseph Field & Dominic Field are making their announcement to solve the problem about Captain Feathersword who is flying at Network Wiggles.)
Joseph Field: And now, a Wiggly Community Service Announcement.
Ryan Jago: Do you seem to be getting nowhere? Tired of trudging along? Do you need to get somewhere quickly? Then fly.
(Then Captain Feathersword flaps his wings. Then he flies up to the top of the studio)
Chloe Harrison: This has been a Wiggle tip, brought to you by Network Wiggles.
(Shot transition to a cartoon picture of Jeff sleeping in his bed while the song clip of Where's Jeff? plays in the background. Then, it translates to Anthony & Captain Feathersword are gonna play a game in this quiz show when Jeff falls asleep at a picnic.)
Greg, Murray & Anthony: (singing) Where's Jeff?
Anthony: (singing) Is he sleeping outside?
Greg, Murray & Anthony: (singing) Where's Jeff?
Murray: (offscreen) And here's your host, Anthony Wiggle!
Anthony: Sawadee khap. Hello, everyone. Welcome to Where's Jeff? The quiz show where we find out, where Jeff is. And to help us with that. Here comes our wonderful friend, the friendly pirate, Captain Feathersword.
Captain Feathersword: Whoa-ho-ho! (He is humming)
Anthony: Let's all say "Ahoy there, Captain Feathersword." Ahoy there, Captain Feathersword.
Captain Feathersword: Ahoy there, me hearties. Hoo-hoo.
Anthony: Captain, we know you love to dance. What's your favorite dance, Captain?
Captain Feathersword: My favorite dance? That will be this one, Anthony.
(Then he dances near the show)
Anthony: That's a fantastic dance. Captain, could you dance over to that little spot over there?
Captain Feathersword: Oh. Sure, Anthony.
Anthony: We're going to bring the quizmatron down, and play Where's Jeff? Keep dancing. Until I tell you to stop. Stop, Captain. All right. Are you ready, Captain?
Captain Feathersword: Oh. Yes, Anthony.
Anthony: Let's play Where's Jeff?
Captain Feathersword: OK, Anthony. Um. Now let's see. Is he on the land or on the sea?
Anthony: Captain, he's on the land.
Captain Feathersword: Hmm. Is he near the sea?
Anthony: Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
Captain Feathersword: Oh, is he in the town or the country?
Anthony: I think he looks more like he's in the country.
Captain Feathersword: Oh, in the country. Well, is he on a farm, Anthony?
Anthony: Uh. No. He's not on a farm.
Captain Feathersword: Not on a farm. Let's see. Last time I had a picnic, I had that in the country. So is he having a picnic?
Anthony: Captain, you're getting, warmer.
Captain Feathersword: Oh, let's see. Um. Oh, you tend to have picnics at those lovely picnic tables. Um. Oh. Um. Let's see. Oh, I know. He's fallen asleep, on a picnic bench in the country.
Anthony: Captain, you're exactly right.
Captain Feathersword: Whoo-hoo-hoo!
Anthony: (He laughs) Wait. Look at him. He's still asleep. We better wake him up everybody. Are you ready? One, two, three. (with Captain Feathersword) Wake up, Jeff!
Jeff: (He is blubbering his head) I'd better get back to Network Wiggles. After I eat this sandwich, of course.
(Then he eats the sandwich)
Anthony: What a great picnic. Invite us next time, Jeff. We'd love to be there. Until we see you again, everybody. Let's wave goodbye to each other. Bye bye.
Greg, Murray & Anthony: (singing) Where's Jeff?
(Shot transition to the end credits are rolling while Murray, Anthony & Greg are waving to the left side. Except Jeff is waving to the right side. Then it translates to Dorothy & the Wiggles are waving goodbye to each other during the Lights, Camera, Action, Wiggles! instrumental track is playing in the background.)
Dorothy: I've had such a Wiggly time here today. Hope you had, too.
Anthony: Oh, yeah, it was...
Wiggles: Fun-tastic!
Anthony: Ci vediamo!
Murray: Oh, see you later!
(Closing camera transition to the endboard of a yellow background)
Wiggly TV Episode 11[]
(The episode starts with a song: In The Wiggles' World)
(An opening scene from the TV Series 2 is shown.)
Greg: (singing) We know a world, a magic world
Come with us and see
(with the Other Wiggles singing) Anything can happen in this special world
It can happen to you or me
Greg: (singing) It's where The Wiggles live
Why don't you come along
And meet their friends as well.
There's music and dancing, magic and games
(with the Other Wiggles singing) And lots of great stories to tell
In The Wiggles' world, in The Wiggles' world
You're all welcome here
Greg: (singing) So let's give a cheer
Welcome to The Wiggles' world.
(with the Other Wiggles singing) In The Wiggles' world. In The Wiggles' world
Greg: (singing) You're all welcome here, so let's give a cheer, welcome to The Wiggles' world.
(A sparkle transition to to cavemen days. A scene where the Caveman Anthony & Murray are trying to carrying a big rock.)
Anthony: (in caveman voice, using his muscles.)Ugh! (He carried a big rock.) Unh! (Caveman Greg & Jeff arrive.) (in caveman voice.) Oh, come on, come on. Pull, come on!
Jeff: (in caveman voice, banging his chest.) Oh! (He carries a big rock.) Unh-wah!
Anthony: (in caveman voice.) Aha! Haw!
Murray: (in caveman voice, carrying a big rock.)Whoah!
Anthony: (in caveman voice.) Aha! Haw! Ugh!
Greg: (in caveman voice, carrying a big rock.)Whuhh!
Anthony: (in caveman voice.) Uhh... Ugh! Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho! Oh, come on!
Wiggles: (in caveman voice, carrying their big rock.) Whuhh! Whuhh!
Anthony: (in caveman voice.) Ho, ho, ho, ho! Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho! Whu-oh!
Wiggles: (in caveman voice, carrying their big rock.) Whuhh! Whuhh!
Anthony: (in caveman voice.) Ohh! Uhh! Uhh!
Wiggles: (in caveman voice, carrying their big rock in a pattern getting faster.) Unh! Haw! Unh! Haw! Unh! Haw! Unh! Haw! Unh! Haw! Unh! Haw! Unh! Haw! Unh! Haw! Unh! Haw! Unh! Haw! Unh! Haw!
Greg: (in caveman voice, trying to carried a big rock. But the, it hurts.) Oh, ouch!
Wiggles: (in caveman voice, carrying their big rock in a pattern getting hurt.) Ooh-ahh! Ooh-ahh! Ooh-ahh! Ooh-ahh!
Greg: (in caveman voice, stubbing his toe.) Ooh, ooh, ooh! Ouch! Ohh-oh!
(A sparkle transition to the Song: Get Ready To Wiggle)
Greg: (singing) Get ready to wiggle!
(Backing vocals singing Shoobie-Doobie-Doo.)
We've been ready for so long!
Get ready to wiggle!
(Backing vocals singing Shoobie-Doobie-Doo.)
When you wiggle, you can't go wrong!
Get ready to wiggle!
(Backing vocals singing Shoobie-Doobie-Doo.)
Wiggling will make you big and strong!
Get ready to wiggle!
(Backing vocals singing Shoobie-Doobie-Doo.)
C'mon, wiggle to this song, Wiggle to this song!
Ba-Dump-Bum-Bum, Ba-Dump-Ba-Da.
Ba-Dump-Bum-Bum, Ba-Dump-Ba-Da.
Ba-Dump-Bum-Bum, Ba-Dump-Ba-Da.
We're ready to wiggle!
(Backing vocals singing Shoobie-Doobie-Doo.)
Wiggle your fingers high in the sky!
We're ready to wiggle!
(Backing vocals singing Shoobie-Doobie-Doo.)
Wiggle your ears and wiggle your eyes!
We're ready to wiggle!
(Backing vocals singing Shoobie-Doobie-Doo.)
Wiggle your hair and wiggle your nose!
We're ready to wiggle!
(Backing vocals singing Shoobie-Doobie-Doo.)
C'mon, wiggle all ten toes! Wiggle all ten toes!
Ba-Dump, Bum-Bum-Ba-Da.
Ba-Dump, Bum-Bum-Ba-Da.
Ba-Dump, Bum-Bum-Ba-Da.
Ba-Dump, Bum-Bum-Ba-Da.
We can wiggle
(whoo!)
and wiggle
(whoo!),
Wiggle at home without a care!
Wiggle
(whoo!)
and wiggle
(whoo!),
Wiggle on your own or with teddy bear!
Wiggle
(whoo!)
and wiggle
(whoo!),
Wiggle at breakfast, lunch or tea!
Wiggle
(whoo!)
and wiggle
(whoo!),
wiggle along with me, that's right, wiggle along with me!
Ba-Dump-Bum-Bum, Ba-Dump-Ba-Da.
Ba-Dump-Bum-Bum, Ba-Dump-Ba-Da.
Ba-Dump-Bum-Bum, Ba-Dump-Ba-Da.
Whoo!
(A bee buzzing sound effect transition to Dorothy is hearing the music bug in the garden while she is humming)
Dorothy: Oh, a music bug. How lovely. (She continues to hum in the garden while she follows the bug while it is playing. Until it translates to Flora Door asking The Wiggles are not coming in.)
Flora Door: Sorry, The Wiggles aren't at home.
Greg: We know, we are The Wiggles.
Murray: And we’d like to go inside
Anthony: So we can be at home.
Jeff: Open up.
Flora Door: I won't open up until you say the magic word.
Murray: Magic word?
Greg: Oh, I know. Abracadabra.
Flora Door: No.
Jeff: Alakazam.
Flora Door: No.
Anthony: I know the magic word. Please may we come inside.
Flora Door: Yes, of course. Enter.
(The Wiggles come inside, then a CGI Dorothy using her lawnmower while waving the screen transition to Dorothy follows the music bug)
Dorothy: Oh, that music bug certainly buzzes beautifully. (The bug disappears) Oh! Oh, where did that little bug go? (The bug appears back again)Oh! (She giggles while she's tickling) Stop tickling me, bug! (She giggles)
(She hums while she is walking to the maze. She is giggling to get the roses fall down. She continues to hum while they follow the bug. She spins around the maze. Then a train transition to the Song: Wags The Dog, He Likes To Tango. Wags is dancing to the tango with the Wagettes.)
(Wags barks)
Greg: (singing) Wags the Dog,
(Wags barks while their backing vocals singing: he likes to tango)
Greg: (singing) Wags the Dog,
(Wags barks while their backing vocals singing: he calls it rango)
Greg: (singing) Wags the Dog,
(Wags barks while their backing vocals singing: it rhymes with mango)
(Wags barks)
Greg: (singing) Wags the Dog,
(Wags barks while their backing vocals singing: he likes to tango)
Greg: (singing) Wags the Dog,
(Wags barks while their backing vocals singing: he calls it rango)
Greg: (singing) Wags the Dog,
(Wags barks while their backing vocals singing: it rhymes with mango)
(Wags barks before the Instrumental break to Wags could do more dancing to the tango while Dorothy joins in)
(Wags barks)
Greg: (singing) Wags the Dog,
(Wags barks while their backing vocals singing: he likes to tango)
Greg: (singing) Wags the Dog,
(Wags barks while their backing vocals singing: he calls it rango)
Greg: (singing) Wags the Dog,
(Wags barks while their backing vocals singing: it rhymes with mango)
(They were all clapping for Wags & Dorothy. Until bones transition Captain Feathersword is pushing the treasure that's full of bones)
Captain Feathersword: Ho-ho-ho, boy! Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy. I found some treasure! Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Oh, and it's a big treasure chest too. Oh, and it's very heavy! Ooh, I wonder what's inside? (He grunts about pushing the treasure) Gold, maybe, or... or maybe jewels! Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Ooh! What do you think's in here? (He puffs and pants stronger) Ice cream! Ah, ice cream! Well, there must be an awful lot of ice cream, if the ice cream's in here because it's soheavy! Hoo-hoo! Oh, I hope it's ice cream because I like ice cream too! Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! (He stops the treasure) Wow! (He gets a gasp) Shall we see what's inside? Do you want to have a look, me hearties? Let's see. (He opens the lid from the treasure where there is bones everywhere)Bones?! (Wags and the Waggettes arrive in the kennel) Bones! (They continue to bark) I guess you like this treasure, huh, boy? Well, why don't you have it then me scallywags? (They all bark and Wags gives the Captain a hug) Oh yes Wags. Oh, careful! You'll brush up my feathers that I've just fluffed. Ooh, hang on, now. Let's see, um... (He gets the first bone) Oh, there's, um, one bone... Hoo-hoo! One, and, uh... (He gets the second bone) two bones! (The Captain looks for some bones. He has found the third bone.) And three bones! Three! And, uh... (He gets the fourth bone out of the chest) And, uh... four bones! Wow!
Wags: Ruff! Ruff! Ruff! (He howls like a dog in the kennel. Then the Waggettes leave the outside of the kennel. He shows that the treasure chest is empty)
Captain Feathersword: Oh... four bones. And... and an empty chest. Well, then. At least they like the treasure! Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! And... and an empty treasure chest is easier to carry! Hoo-hoo-hoo! (He closes the lid and carries the treasure) Oh, yeah! Oh, and this is a great-looking treasure chest, too! (He runs away and is holding the treasure) Whoa! Whoa! I'm going to be so happy when I get this back to my ship. Whoa! Whoa! What a nice treasure chest!
(Pirate ship transition to The Wiggles are playing their instruments)
Murray: Hey, guys. You know what I think?
Greg: What do you think, Murray?
Murray: I think that whoever invented these instruments, was trying to imitate the sounds that animals make.
Greg: You might be right.
Murray: Listen to this flute. (He plays the flute while it is sounding like a bird)
Greg: That sounds like a bird. Hey, let's try the trumpet. (He plays the trumpet while it sounding like an elephant)
Jeff: That sounds like an elephant. I wonder what this drum sounds like. (He plays the drum while it sounding like a gorilla)
Anthony: Jeff, that sounds like a gorilla, thump-a, thump-a, thump-a, on his chest.
Murray: Hey, Anthony, try the bagpipes.
Anthony: Good idea, Murray. (He plays the bagpipes while it is sounding like a goat) What do you think of that?
Murray: That sounds like... (with Jeff and Greg) A goat!
(He gasps and laughs about the goat)
Murray: What is it, Greg? What?
Greg: What does this remind you of? (He squeals front and back) Can't you guess? Me being chased by a tiger!
(They all laugh while Anthony comes to talk about the Underwater Big Band)
Anthony: Hang on, listen in, guys.
Greg: What?
Jeff, Greg and Murray: What can you hear?
Anthony: I can hear Henry The Octopus's Underwater Big Band!
(Fish transition to the Song: Henry's Underwater Big Band. A scene where Greg & Henry are gonna sing about his famous Underwater Big Band while the Other Wiggles holding their sea animals)
Greg: (singing) Every night under the sea, a friendly octopus, Henry
Leads his underwater animal big band.
Henry: (singing) Now jellyfish, you play the drums. Walruses, you can hum.
Electric eel, why don't you play your guitar?
Greg: So clap your hands with Henry, turn around and shout "Yippie!"
'Cause the underwater band is now ready.
Everybody shout "Hip-hip, hooray!"
When Henry's big band begins to play.
Henry: (singing) Now dolphins, play the trumpets loud. You're sure to bring the crowd.
Seahorse, you can play the glockenspiel.
The tortoise shell is timpani. It's lots of fun for you and me.
Greg: (singing) Henry's underwater animal big band.
So clap your hands with Henry, turn around and shout "Yippie!"
'Cause the underwater band is now ready.
Everybody shout "Hip-hip, hooray!"
When Henry's big band begins to play.
They're about to play. (x4)
Henry: Let's get ready, everybody. Let's go. (Instrumental break) Oh, nice playing, dolphins. Ooh, that's very good. Seahorse is very good. Oh, nice work, jellyfish. Very nice work. Beautiful guitar, electric eel. Beautiful guitar. Oh, I'm having a wonderful time.
Greg: (singing) Everybody shout "Hip-hip, hooray!"
When Henry's big band begins to, big band begins to
Big band begins to play.
Henry: Oh, thank you, band, thank you.
(Seahorse transition to Dorothy is following the music bug to Wags's house. Wags arrives)
Wags: Ruff!
Dorothy: Hi, Wags. Whee! I have the music bug!
(Dorothy and Wags leave. Captain Feathersword and the crew arrive at the dockyard)
Captain Feathersword: Oh, careful, me hearty! Don't spill any of that delicious Wiggle cow milk.
James: Aye, Captain! I love Wiggles cow milk! It keeps me strong and healthy!
Rudolf and Charlie: We love Wiggles cow milk, too! Mmm!
Captain Feathersword: Hoo-hoo-hoo! Well, blow me down! (They all blow down on the ground while the Captain stands up) Oh, I've got to stop saying that. Oh, Wiggles cow milk is the most beautiful milk in all the world. And we should know because we've been... (with the crew) All over the world!
(They all laugh while he hums. Then Dorothy and Wags arrive at the dockyard while the music bug buzzes while she giggles. He's barking excitedly)
Captain Feathersword: Whoa! Look out! (They all shout out for the bug) Oh, shiver me timbers! They've been tickled by the music bug. Ho-ho-ho. Oh. Oh, no. Oh, now the music bug's tickled me too! Hoo-hoo-hoo. Ha-ha-how! (They all laugh while they dance) Oh, music bug! Music bug! Oh, I forgot. I have to speak to it in music bug language. (He presses the button while a chattering voice is heard) Stop!
(The music bug disappears away. They all sigh)
Dorothy: That was fun, and I'm hungry.
Captain Feathersword: Well, you can help yourself to some of that delicious Wiggle cow milk.
Dorothy: Oh, yummy!
Captain Feathersword: Oh, you too, Wags, me hearty. (He walks to get a spoon while they all exclaim. He gets a slurp.) It's all shook up. (with the crew) Milkshake! (He heard a bug buzzing.) Oh... (He presses the button where chittering is fast. It is gone while he laughs. Until a camera clicking transition to the Song: John Bradlelum. A scene where Greg is at an outdoor scenery.)
Greg: (singing) Number 1, number 1
Now the song has just begun.
With a rum-tum-tadelum, oh, John Bradlelum
Hey what funny folk we be.
(Greg laughs & Murray arrives.)
Number 2, number 2
The rooster crows cock-a-doodle-doodle-doo.
With a rum-tum-tadelum, oh, John Bradlelum
Hey what funny folk we be.
(Greg & Murray laughs & Anthony arrives.)
Number 3, number 3
I like you and you like me.
With a rum-tum-tadelum, oh, John Bradlelum
Hey what funny folk we be.
(Greg, Murray & Anthony laughs & Jeff arrives.)
Number 4, number 4
Knock, knock, knock, knock at your door
With a rum-tum-tadelum, oh, John Bradlelum
Hey what funny folk we be.
(The Wiggles laugh & Captain Feathersword with a bee arrive coming behind in the distance of the hill.)
Number 5, number 5
5 busy bees buzzing in a hive
With a rum-tum-tadelum, oh, John Bradlelum
Hey what funny folk we be.
(Captain Feathersword shoos the bee away, then falls down & the Wiggles are laughing & point at him. It translates to The Wiggles who are at night while getting the food while dancing and hearing a growling sound. They eat food very quietly. Until a big rock transition to Caveman Greg and Caveman Murray are in this cave holding the egg. Then Caveman Jeff and Caveman Anthony reminded me while he is holding a bone. He shakes the pin while they are putting the egg down on the ground. Then Caveman Anthony stirs a bone who likes to dance. They dance together in a cave really slower. Once they all dance really faster until she comes out of an egg.)
Baby Dorothy: Ta-da! (Giggles)
(They touch the baby dinosaur while they are touching. Then a camera clicking transition to the Song: Can You (Point Your Fingers And Do The Twist?))
Greg: Alright, everybody, let's all get ready to point our fingers and we'll do the twist. Here we go! (singing) Can you point your fingers and do the twist?
Anthony: Everybody's twisting, Greg.
Greg: (singing) Can you point fingers and do the twist?
Anthony: We're all doing the twist!
Wiggles: (singing) Now, we're gonna go up, then go down. Get back up and turn around. Can you point your fingers and do the twist?
Anthony: What's next, Greg?
Greg: (singing) Can you stand on one foot and shake your hands?
Murray: Oh boy, that's hard.
Greg: Yeah. (singing) Can you stand on one foot and shake your hands?
Murray: Shaky, shaky.
Wiggles: (singing) Now, we're gonna go up, then go down. Get back up and turn around. Can you stand on one foot and shake your hands?
Anthony: What's next, Greg?
Greg: (singing) Can you point your fingers and do the twist?
Jeff: Pointy, pointy, pointy, pointy!
Greg: (singing) Can you point fingers and do the twist?
Anthony: Everybody's twisting, Greg!
Wiggles: (singing) Now, we're gonna go up, then go down. Get back up and turn around. Can you point your fingers and do the twist?
Greg: Cha-cha-cha! (Song ends & audience applaud) Give yourselves a big clap! That was great twisting, everyone! Well done.