This is the transcript for Manners.
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(The episode starts with a song: In The Wiggles' World)
(An opening scene from the TV Series 2 is shown.)
Greg: (singing) We know a world, a magic world
Come with us and see
(with the Other Wiggles singing) Anything can happen in this special world
It can happen to you or me
Greg: (singing) It's where The Wiggles live
Why don't you come along
And meet their friends as well.
There's music and dancing, magic and games
(with the Other Wiggles singing) And lots of great stories to tell
In The Wiggles' world, in The Wiggles' world
You're all welcome here
Greg: (singing) So let's give a cheer
Welcome to The Wiggles' world.
(with the Other Wiggles singing) In The Wiggles' world. In The Wiggles' world
Greg: (singing) You're all welcome here, so let's give a cheer, welcome to The Wiggles' world.
(A sparkle glitter transition to The Wiggles are on the porch looking at the music)
Murray: It's around here somewhere. I thought we might try a slower beat here.
Greg: Slower?
Anthony: Hey, it could work. Let’s try it
Jeff: I'm game.
Greg: Well, what are we waiting for?
Murray: Here we go. A one, a two…
(Captain Feathersword arrives with the manners)
Captain Feathersword: Ahoy there me hearties! Oh. Oh is… is something wrong, me hearties?
Greg: Manners, Captain. Manners It’s very rude to interrupt people when they’re busy.
Captain Feathersword: People? Where?
Greg: Us. Here, Captain. We’re people and we’re busy practicing.
Murray: And you interrupted us.
Captain Feathersword: Oh, so I did. (He laughs weekly)
Anthony: You could at least say “excuse me”, Captain.
Captain Feathersword: OK. Well, I'll remember that. Uh... goodbye now. (He leaves the porch)
Murray: Oh, well. Here we go. A one, a two…
Captain Feathersword: (He arrives back) Excuse me. Will you excuse me? I mean I wanted to say something.
Greg: Yes, yes, of course Captain.
Anthony: Captain when you do interrupt someone, uh, and you say excuse me…
Captain Feathersword: Oh yes – “excuse me”. That’s what I said uh-huh.
Anthony: Well, you should at least wait till they're finished speaking.
Captain Feathersword: Oh, right. OK.
(He walks to The Wiggles while the music doesn't work)
Murray: You ready, guys?
Anthony: Yeah
Murray: OK here we go. A… A one. A… (He gets a sigh)
Captain Feathersword: Oh. Are you finished yet?
Murray: Yes, yes, Captain. We’re finished.
Captain Feathersword: Oh, and can I interrupt?
Murray: Yes, please do.
Greg: Well?
Captain Feathersword: Well? Yes yes I’m very well. Thank you. And you? (He laughs)
Greg: Well, what is it that you want to tell us Captain?
Murray: You interrupted us for a reason didn’t you?
Captain Feathersword: Oh, yes, indeedy. Yes, yes.
Anthony: It must have been important.
Captain Feathersword: Oh, yes. That it be, that it be.
Greg: Well what be it the…? I mean what is it then Captain?
Captain Feathersword: Um… oh uh… um… um…
Wiggles: What? What? What? What?
Captain Feathersword: I forgot. Oh never mind. You continue with your practicing and I’m sure it’ll come to me.
Murray: OK. Ready, everyone? Here we go.
Captain Feathersword: Oh, I love Wiggle watching.
Murray: Good. A one. A two.
Captain Feathersword: Aha! (He gets a gasp) Oh. I mean, excuse me. Yeah. Excuse me, yeah. Um…Uh, can I interrupt? Are you finished or shall I wait?
Greg: No Captain. No need to wait till we’re… (He gets a sigh) I mean, no need to wait till we’re finished, Captain.
Captain Feathersword: Yeah. Um…Uh... I remembered that Henry said that he and his Underwater Big Band are waiting for you.
Greg: Oops. Henry asked me to ask you guys if we could go and sing with the Underwater Big Band.
Anthony: Why didn't you tell us earlier?
Greg: I guess I forgot.
Captain Feathersword: You should say “Excuse me”
Greg: Oh. Will you excuse me for forgetting to tell you that?
Murray: Yes, of course, Greg.
Greg: Thanks. Alright, we better get a move on then.
(They got up while Officer Beaples arrives while blowing her whistle)
Wiggles: Officer Beaples!
Anthony: Hi there! (She points at them while she has an idea. She gets lost) Oh! We’ve forgotten something?
Greg: No, no, no. I think we have everything.
(She shakes your head no, points her finger and turns her around)
Anthony: Uh-oh! I think I know what we forgot. We forgot “Thank you Captain Feathersword”
Wiggles: Yes. Thank you, Captain Feathersword.
Jeff: For giving us the message from Henry.
Captain Feathersword: Well uh… thank you for thanking me.
Murray: (He laughs) Well, thank you for thanking us...
Jeff: For thanking you.
Captain Feathersword: Well, uh, thank you for thanking me for thanking you for thanking me… (He gets a gasp)..for thanking you!
(They all laugh at Officer Beaples)
Wiggles: Oh, yeah? Well thank you for thanking us for thanking you…
(She blows her whistle again)
Anthony: We were just playing, Officer.
Captain Feathersword: Oh, that we were!
(They all laugh and they offer thanks. Then a clock transition to the Song: Get Ready To Wiggle)
Greg: (singing) Get ready to wiggle!
(Backing vocals singing Shoobie-Doobie-Doo.)
We've been ready for so long!
Get ready to wiggle!
(Backing vocals singing Shoobie-Doobie-Doo.)
When you wiggle, you can't go wrong!
Get ready to wiggle!
(Backing vocals singing Shoobie-Doobie-Doo.)
Wiggling will make you big and strong!
Get ready to wiggle!
(Backing vocals singing Shoobie-Doobie-Doo.)
C'mon, wiggle to this song, Wiggle to this song!
Ba-Dump-Bum-Bum, Ba-Dump-Ba-Da.
Ba-Dump-Bum-Bum, Ba-Dump-Ba-Da.
Ba-Dump-Bum-Bum, Ba-Dump-Ba-Da.
We're ready to wiggle!
(Backing vocals singing Shoobie-Doobie-Doo.)
Wiggle your fingers high in the sky!
We're ready to wiggle!
(Backing vocals singing Shoobie-Doobie-Doo.)
Wiggle your ears and wiggle your eyes!
We're ready to wiggle!
(Backing vocals singing Shoobie-Doobie-Doo.)
Wiggle your hair and wiggle your nose!
We're ready to wiggle!
(Backing vocals singing Shoobie-Doobie-Doo.)
C'mon, wiggle all ten toes! Wiggle all ten toes!
Ba-Dump, Bum-Bum-Ba-Da.
Ba-Dump, Bum-Bum-Ba-Da.
Ba-Dump, Bum-Bum-Ba-Da.
Ba-Dump, Bum-Bum-Ba-Da.
We can wiggle
(whoo!)
and wiggle
(whoo!),
Wiggle at home without a care!
Wiggle
(whoo!)
and wiggle
(whoo!),
Wiggle on your own or with teddy bear!
Wiggle
(whoo!)
and wiggle
(whoo!),
Wiggle at breakfast, lunch or tea!
Wiggle
(whoo!)
and wiggle
(whoo!),
wiggle along with me, that's right, wiggle along with me!
Ba-Dump-Bum-Bum, Ba-Dump-Ba-Da.
Ba-Dump-Bum-Bum, Ba-Dump-Ba-Da.
Ba-Dump-Bum-Bum, Ba-Dump-Ba-Da.
Whoo!
(Magic wands transition to Greg is holding the book while he practices magic)
Anthony: Excuse me, Greg. What are you doing?
Greg: Practicing.
Anthony: Practicing?
Greg: Mmm.
Anthony: Oh! "The Secret Of Getting A Rabbit Out Of A Hat". (He laughs at him) Uh, what's the secret?
Greg: Politeness.
Anthony: Politeness. Mmm. (He drinks it up) Good idea. (He closes the book)
Greg: Excuse me, Mr Rabbit. Sorry to trouble you, but would you please come out of my hat? (He was shocked)
Anthony: Mmm, I don't think it believed you.
Greg: Didn’t believe me? Why not, Anthony? I said ‘please’
Anthony: Yes, but it didn't sound like you meant it.
Greg: I did so mean it.
Anthony: "Good morning, Mr Rabbit!"
Greg: I sounded like that?
Anthony: You sounded like you were pretending to be polite.
Greg: I was not pretending! Uh, did you hear that, rabbit? I'm being very polite. Please come out of my hat. Now! (They heard a rattling outside while the rabbit is running. The door opens.) That was the rabbit.
Anthony: It's gone outside. It's over there. (They look out the window)
Greg: Come back here, rabbit!
Anthony: He must have used the back door.
Greg: (He gets a sigh) I'm going back to magician school.
(Then a CGI Dorothy using her lawnmower while waving the screen transition to Dorothy reciting the poem that I like)
Dorothy: I’m making up a poem about someone I like. Have you ever done that? Would you like to hear it? (She clears throat) Ah. I have a friend called Anthony. He has quite handsome knees. But that’s not why I like him. He says thank you pardon and please. He’s kind and gentle and so polite. Morning noon and even at night. He never spits he never shouts (She laughs) And he always eats his brussels sprouts. Oh, if I wasn’t so terribly, terribly shy. I’d say to him “You’re my favourite guy.”
(Dorothy leaves the garden. Then red starry guitars transition to The Wiggles asking Murray if we didn't have noses)
Anthony: Murray, why are you playing with your sunglasses?
Murray: I'm not playing, Anthony. I'm experimenting.
Jeff: (He laughs) You're experimenting with sunglasses?
Greg: What kind of an experiment?
Murray: Did you know that if we didn’t have noses, we couldn’t wear glasses? Because when we’d try to put them on, they’d flop down to our chins.
Anthony: (He laughs) Well I’m very glad I’ve got my nose. I love smelling food.
Jeff: If we didn’t have noses, we wouldn’t need hankies. There’d be nothing to blow! (He laughs)
Greg: Well that’s right. We wouldn’t need to sneeze.
Murray: Hey, if we didn’t have noses we’d talk like this. (He speaks nasally) Hello, everyone. My name's Murray Wiggle.
(They laugh at someone playing sunglasses)
Greg: Hey wait a minute. Not having noses is dangerous. We need our noses. Without noses, we wouldn’t be able to sniff and smell smoke.
Anthony: Oh, that would be very dangerous. Being able to smell smoke is very important.
Murray: Because where there' smoke...
Greg: Well, there could be a fire.
Jeff: (He sniffs) What's that smell? (He sniffs harder)
Wiggles: (They get a sigh) Ah!
Anthony: That's not smoke.
Murray: That smells wonderful
(Anthony gets the bread out of the oven in the kitchen)
Hot-Pots The Oven: Bing! I’ve baked a surprise for you.
Anthony: Oh, we know, Hot Pots.
Hot-Pots The Oven: You do?
Anthony: Yeah.
Hot Pots: How?
Anthony: Well, we smelt it.
Wiggles: With our noses. You baked us a loaf of bread.
Hot-Pots The Oven: Ho ho! Well done Wiggles. I did indeed
(They get a sniff and a sigh)
Murray: We're very happy we've got our noses.
(The Wiggles show the bread on the table when it smells wonderful. A train transition to Henry getting ready for the Underwater Big Band)
Henry: Everyone ready? Ready, Wiggles?
Greg: Well, I'm ready, Henry. And the other Wiggles are getting ready right now, so, let’s start.
Henry: A one, a two, a three!
(Shot transition to the Song: Henry's Underwater Big Band. A scene where Greg & Henry are gonna sing about his famous Underwater Big Band while the Other Wiggles holding their sea animals)
Greg: (singing) Every night under the sea, a friendly octopus, Henry
Leads his underwater animal big band.
Henry: (singing) Now jellyfish, you play the drums. Walruses, you can hum.
Electric eel, why don't you play your guitar?
Greg: So clap your hands with Henry, turn around and shout "Yippie!"
'Cause the underwater band is now ready.
Everybody shout "Hip-hip, hooray!"
When Henry's big band begins to play.
Henry: (singing) Now dolphins, play the trumpets loud. You're sure to bring the crowd.
Seahorse, you can play the glockenspiel.
The tortoise shell is timpani. It's lots of fun for you and me.
Greg: (singing) Henry's underwater animal big band.
So clap your hands with Henry, turn around and shout "Yippie!"
'Cause the underwater band is now ready.
Everybody shout "Hip-hip, hooray!"
When Henry's big band begins to play.
They're about to play. (x4)
Henry: Let's get ready, everybody. Let's go. (Instrumental break) Oh, nice playing, dolphins. Ooh, that's very good. Seahorse is very good. Oh, nice work, jellyfish. Very nice work. Beautiful guitar, electric eel. Beautiful guitar. Oh, I'm having a wonderful time.
Greg: (singing) Everybody shout "Hip-hip, hooray!"
When Henry's big band begins to, big band begins to
Big band begins to play.
Henry: Oh, thank you, band, thank you.
(Seahorse transition to Captain Feathersword is teaching Wags to sit while the crew does doggy tricks)
Captain Feathersword: Oh, come on Wags. These be simple doggie tricks and easy to learn. Oh, watch. I’ll show you how easy they are. Ahoy there me hearties.
Crew: Ahoy there, Captain.
Captain Feathersword: Come and help me teach Wags a few simple doggie tricks.
Crew: Aye, Captain. (They come to Wags)
Captain Feathersword: Now watch closely, Wags. Um… sit. (They sit down while he laughs) See? Huh? Um... roll over. (They roll over while he laughs) See... Uh, sit up and beg. (They sit up and beg while he laughs) There! It be easy as pie. Well, three pies actually. One, two, three. (He laughs) Yeah. (He clears throat) Well how about giving it a go, Wags?
Wags: Woof!
Captain Feathersword: But, why, me stubborn hearty? Why?
Wags: Rrrr! Rrrr! (He huffs and sighs)
Charlie: Excuse me, Captain Feathersword. But I think you need to use the magic word.
Captain Feathersword: Magic word? To make Wags sit?
Charlie: Aye, Captain.
Captain Feathersword: Oh. And would you be knowing this magic word?
Charlie: Aye, Captain. That I do. My mum taught it to me.
Captain Feathersword: Oh! No! Yeah? Wh…!
Charlie: Give it a go, Captain.
Captain Feathersword: That I will, Pirate Charlie. That I will. (He laughs) Um... Uh, Wags.
Wags: Woof!
Captain Feathersword: Would you... Here it comes -- the magic word! ..please, sit.
Wags: (He howls while he sits down)
Captain Feathersword: Oh please!
Wags: Ruff! Ruff! Rurr! (He sits down on the ground)
Captain Feathersword: Oh! Ah! Do-ah! (He laughs at them) Well, blow me down! Arggh!
(He yells while he falls down on the ground. Then, bones transition to the Song: Go Captain Feathersword, Ahoy! A scene where Captain Feathersword & his pirate crew are on the S.S. Feathersword.)
Greg: (singing off-screen) Captain Feathersword's sailing on the ocean waves.
Captain Feathersword: (laughing)
Greg: (singing) The boat's getting rocked but the Captain's happy and brave.
Captain Feathersword: (laughing)
(The Wiggles and the kid and adult cheerleaders arrive.)
Greg: (singing) And from every wharf and pier
All: (singing) You can hear everybody cheer: Go Captain, Go
Captain Feathersword: Ahoy there!
All: (singing) Go Captain, Go
Captain Feathersword: Ahoy there!
All: (singing) Go Captain Feathersword, Ahoy!
Captain Feathersword: (laughing)
Greg: (singing) The wind, it blew and the rain fell off the boat
Captain Feathersword: Oh, our friendly pirate ship is there barely staying afloat (laughing)
Greg: (singing) And from every wharf and pier
All: (singing) You can hear the crowd all cheer: Go Captain, Go
Captain Feathersword: Ahoy there!
All: (singing) Go Captain, Go
Captain Feathersword: Ahoy there!
All: (singing) Go Captain Feathersword, Ahoy!
Captain Feathersword: (laughing)
Greg: (singing) See Captain Feathersword, he's scrubbing all the desk.
Captain Feathersword: Whoa!
Greg: (singing) See him hoist the sails and climb the masts.
Captain Feathersword: (laughing) Look out!
Wiggles: (singing) Watch him dance in his pirate pants
Captain Feathersword: Whippie, whoppie, whoa-ho-hey! Now I'm gonna dance all, all day!
Greg: (singing) Now the sun is shining and the boat's back on its course. Captain Feathersword says:
Captain Feathersword: It feels like I'm riding a horse. (laughing)
Greg: (singing) And from every wharf and pier
All: (singing) You can hear the crowd all cheer: Go Captain, Go
Captain Feathersword: Ahoy there!
All: (singing) Go Captain, Go
Captain Feathersword: Ahoy there!
All: (singing) Go Captain Feathersword, Ahoy!
Captain Feathersword: (laughing)
All: (singing) Go Captain, Go
Captain Feathersword: Ahoy there!
All: (singing) Go Captain, Go
Captain Feathersword: Ahoy there!
All: (singing) Go Captain Feathersword, Ahoy!
Captain Feathersword: Ahoy there, me hearties!
(Magic hat transition to Greg trying to get the rabbit out of the hat.)
Greg: I want to be a great magician. But I can't be -- not yet. Oh, sure, I can make things disappear. Like this. (He blows the ball away) And like this. (He blows another ball away) Abracadabra, abracazoot. Disappear you big bowl of fruit. (He makes the fruit disappear) But I can’t make things appear. Like the rabbit inside my hat. Let me see. Abracadabra, abracazat. Make the rabbit come out of my hat. (He doesn't work while he gets a sigh.) Maybe I’m using the wrong magic words. Let me have a think. (He gets a gasp) Abracadabra, abracazummy. Come out of the hat, little bunny! (He doesn't work while he gets another sigh) Maybe I'm not being polite enough. Let me try this. Abracadabra, abracazabbit. Please come out of the hat, little rabbit. (He doesn't work while he gets another sigh) I guess I'll never be able to get this trick to work. OK, then. Don't come out of the hat, rabbit. Goodbye! I'm leaving. (He leaves while the sign comes out of the hat with a squeak and reads "Bye")
(The episode starts with a song: In The Wiggles' World)
(An opening scene from the TV Series 2 is shown.)
Greg: (singing) We know a world, a magic world
Come with us and see
(with the Other Wiggles singing) Anything can happen in this special world
It can happen to you or me
Greg: (singing) It's where The Wiggles live
Why don't you come along
And meet their friends as well.
There's music and dancing, magic and games
(with the Other Wiggles singing) And lots of great stories to tell
In The Wiggles' world, in The Wiggles' world
You're all welcome here
Greg: (singing) So let's give a cheer
Welcome to The Wiggles' world.
(with the Other Wiggles singing) In The Wiggles' world. In The Wiggles' world
Greg: (singing) You're all welcome here, so let's give a cheer, welcome to The Wiggles' world.
(A sparkle glitter transition to the Song: Get Ready To Wiggle)
Greg: (singing) Get ready to wiggle!
(Backing vocals singing Shoobie-Doobie-Doo.)
We've been ready for so long!
Get ready to wiggle!
(Backing vocals singing Shoobie-Doobie-Doo.)
When you wiggle, you can't go wrong!
Get ready to wiggle!
(Backing vocals singing Shoobie-Doobie-Doo.)
Wiggling will make you big and strong!
Get ready to wiggle!
(Backing vocals singing Shoobie-Doobie-Doo.)
C'mon, wiggle to this song, Wiggle to this song!
Ba-Dump-Bum-Bum, Ba-Dump-Ba-Da.
Ba-Dump-Bum-Bum, Ba-Dump-Ba-Da.
Ba-Dump-Bum-Bum, Ba-Dump-Ba-Da.
We're ready to wiggle!
(Backing vocals singing Shoobie-Doobie-Doo.)
Wiggle your fingers high in the sky!
We're ready to wiggle!
(Backing vocals singing Shoobie-Doobie-Doo.)
Wiggle your ears and wiggle your eyes!
We're ready to wiggle!
(Backing vocals singing Shoobie-Doobie-Doo.)
Wiggle your hair and wiggle your nose!
We're ready to wiggle!
(Backing vocals singing Shoobie-Doobie-Doo.)
C'mon, wiggle all ten toes! Wiggle all ten toes!
Ba-Dump, Bum-Bum-Ba-Da.
Ba-Dump, Bum-Bum-Ba-Da.
Ba-Dump, Bum-Bum-Ba-Da.
Ba-Dump, Bum-Bum-Ba-Da.
We can wiggle
(whoo!)
and wiggle
(whoo!),
Wiggle at home without a care!
Wiggle
(whoo!)
and wiggle
(whoo!),
Wiggle on your own or with teddy bear!
Wiggle
(whoo!)
and wiggle
(whoo!),
Wiggle at breakfast, lunch or tea!
Wiggle
(whoo!)
and wiggle
(whoo!),
wiggle along with me, that's right, wiggle along with me!
Ba-Dump-Bum-Bum, Ba-Dump-Ba-Da.
Ba-Dump-Bum-Bum, Ba-Dump-Ba-Da.
Ba-Dump-Bum-Bum, Ba-Dump-Ba-Da.
Whoo!
(It translates to The Wiggles are on the porch looking at the music)
Murray: It's around here somewhere. I thought we might try a slower beat here.
Greg: Slower?
Anthony: Hey, it could work. Let’s try it
Jeff: I'm game.
Greg: Well, what are we waiting for?
Murray: Here we go. A one, a two…
(Captain Feathersword arrives with the manners)
Captain Feathersword: Ahoy there me hearties! Oh. Oh is… is something wrong, me hearties?
Greg: Manners, Captain. Manners It’s very rude to interrupt people when they’re busy.
Captain Feathersword: People? Where?
Greg: Us. Here, Captain. We’re people and we’re busy practicing.
Murray: And you interrupted us.
Captain Feathersword: Oh, so I did. (He laughs weekly)
Anthony: You could at least say “excuse me”, Captain.
Captain Feathersword: OK. Well, I'll remember that. Uh... goodbye now. (He leaves the porch)
Jeff: I wonder what he wanted.
Murray: Oh, well. Here we go. A one, a two…
Captain Feathersword: (He arrives back) Excuse me. Will you excuse me? I mean I wanted to say something.
Greg: Yes, yes, of course Captain.
Anthony: Captain when you do interrupt someone, uh, and you say excuse me…
Captain Feathersword: Oh yes – “excuse me”. That’s what I said uh-huh.
Anthony: Well, you should at least wait till they're finished speaking.
Captain Feathersword: Oh, right. OK.
(He walks to The Wiggles while the music doesn't work)
Murray: You ready, guys?
Anthony: Yeah
Murray: OK here we go. A… A one. A… (He gets a sigh)
Captain Feathersword: Oh. Are you finished yet?
Murray: Yes, yes, Captain. We’re finished.
Captain Feathersword: Oh, and can I interrupt?
Murray: Yes, please do.
Greg: Well?
Captain Feathersword: Well? Yes yes I’m very well. Thank you. And you? (He laughs)
Greg: Well, what is it that you want to tell us Captain?
Murray: You interrupted us for a reason didn’t you?
Captain Feathersword: Oh, yes, indeedy. Yes, yes.
Anthony: It must have been important.
Captain Feathersword: Oh, yes. That it be, that it be.
Greg: Well what be it the…? I mean what is it then Captain?
Captain Feathersword: Um… oh uh… um… um…
Wiggles: What? What? What? What?
Captain Feathersword: I forgot. Oh never mind. You continue with your practicing and I’m sure it’ll come to me.
Murray: OK. Ready, everyone? Here we go.
Captain Feathersword: Oh, I love Wiggle watching.
Murray: Good. A one. A two.
Captain Feathersword: Aha! (He gets a gasp) Oh. I mean, excuse me. Yeah. Excuse me, yeah. Um…Uh, can I interrupt? Are you finished or shall I wait?
Greg: No Captain. No need to wait till we’re… (He gets a sigh) I mean, no need to wait till we’re finished, Captain.
Captain Feathersword: Oh. Uh, can I say ‘aha’?
Murray: Yes, Captain. Just please hurry up.
Captain Feathersword: OK. Aha! Oh. I remember what I forgot.
Greg: Well, hurry up and tell us. Come on.
Jeff: Well, uh... Before he forgets. I mean before you forget again.
Captain Feathersword: Yeah. Um…Uh... I remembered that Henry said that he and his Underwater Big Band are waiting for you.
Greg: Oops. Henry asked me to ask you guys if we could go and sing with the Underwater Big Band.
Anthony: Why didn't you tell us earlier?
Greg: I guess I forgot.
Captain Feathersword: You should say “Excuse me”
Greg: Oh. Will you excuse me for forgetting to tell you that?
Murray: Yes, of course, Greg.
Greg: Thanks. Alright, we better get a move on then.
(They got up while Officer Beaples arrives while blowing her whistle)
Wiggles: Officer Beaples!
Anthony: Hi there! (She points at them while she has an idea. She gets lost) Oh! We’ve forgotten something?
Greg: No, no, no. I think we have everything.
(She shakes your head no, points her finger and turns her around)
Anthony: Uh-oh! I think I know what we forgot. We forgot “Thank you Captain Feathersword”
Wiggles: Yes. Thank you, Captain Feathersword.
Jeff: For giving us the message from Henry.
Captain Feathersword: Well uh… thank you for thanking me.
Murray: (He laughs) Well, thank you for thanking us...
Jeff: For thanking you.
Captain Feathersword: Well, uh, thank you for thanking me for thanking you for thanking me… (He gets a gasp)..for thanking you!
(They all laugh at Officer Beaples)
Wiggles: Oh, yeah? Well thank you for thanking us for thanking you…
(She blows her whistle again)
Anthony: We were just playing, Officer.
Captain Feathersword: Oh, that we were!
(They all laugh and they offer thanks. Then a CGI Dorothy using her lawnmower while waving the screen transition to Dorothy reciting the poem that I like)
Dorothy: I’m making up a poem about someone I like. Have you ever done that? Would you like to hear it? (She clears throat) Ah. I have a friend called Anthony. He has quite handsome knees. But that’s not why I like him. He says thank you pardon and please. He’s kind and gentle and so polite. Morning noon and even at night. He never spits he never shouts (She laughs) And he always eats his brussels sprouts. Oh, if I wasn’t so terribly, terribly shy. I’d say to him “You’re my favourite guy.”
(Dorothy leaves the garden. Then red starry guitars transition to The Wiggles asking Murray if we didn't have noses)
Anthony: Murray, why are you playing with your sunglasses?
Murray: I'm not playing, Anthony. I'm experimenting.
Jeff: (He laughs) You're experimenting with sunglasses?
Greg: What kind of an experiment?
Murray: Did you know that if we didn’t have noses, we couldn’t wear glasses? Because when we’d try to put them on, they’d flop down to our chins.
Anthony: (He laughs) Well I’m very glad I’ve got my nose. I love smelling food.
Jeff: If we didn’t have noses, we wouldn’t need hankies. There’d be nothing to blow! (He laughs)
Greg: Well that’s right. We wouldn’t need to sneeze.
Murray: Hey, if we didn’t have noses we’d talk like this. (He speaks nasally) Hello, everyone. My name's Murray Wiggle.
(They laugh at someone playing sunglasses)
Greg: Hey wait a minute. Not having noses is dangerous. We need our noses. Without noses, we wouldn’t be able to sniff and smell smoke.
Anthony: Oh, that would be very dangerous. Being able to smell smoke is very important.
Murray: Because where there' smoke...
Greg: Well, there could be a fire.
Jeff: (He sniffs) What's that smell? (He sniffs harder)
Wiggles: (They get a sigh) Ah!
Anthony: That's not smoke.
Murray: That smells wonderful
(Anthony gets the bread out of the oven in the kitchen)
Hot-Pots The Oven: Bing! I’ve baked a surprise for you.
Anthony: Oh, we know, Hot Pots.
Hot-Pots The Oven: You do?
Anthony: Yeah.
Hot Pots: How?
Anthony: Well, we smelt it.
Wiggles: With our noses. You baked us a loaf of bread.
Hot-Pots The Oven: Ho ho! Well done Wiggles. I did indeed
(They get a sniff and a sigh)
Murray: We're very happy we've got our noses.
(The Wiggles show the bread on the table when it smells wonderful. A train transition to A CGI scene of the penguins building a snowman, while the wind is blowing. The penguins leave for a few seconds. A bunch of little penguins come in completely covering the snowman, while destroying it in the process. Jeff appears out of the snowman the penguins destroyed. Rainbow transition to Henry getting ready for the Underwater Big Band)
Henry: Everyone ready? Ready, Wiggles?
Greg: Well, I'm ready, Henry. And the other Wiggles are getting ready right now, so, let’s start.
Henry: A one, a two, a three!
(Shot transition to the Song: Henry's Underwater Big Band. A scene where Greg & Henry are gonna sing about his famous Underwater Big Band while the Other Wiggles holding their sea animals)
Greg: (singing) Every night under the sea, a friendly octopus, Henry
Leads his underwater animal big band.
Henry: (singing) Now jellyfish, you play the drums. Walruses, you can hum.
Electric eel, why don't you play your guitar?
Greg: So clap your hands with Henry, turn around and shout "Yippie!"
'Cause the underwater band is now ready.
Everybody shout "Hip-hip, hooray!"
When Henry's big band begins to play.
Henry: (singing) Now dolphins, play the trumpets loud. You're sure to bring the crowd.
Seahorse, you can play the glockenspiel.
The tortoise shell is timpani. It's lots of fun for you and me.
Greg: (singing) Henry's underwater animal big band.
So clap your hands with Henry, turn around and shout "Yippie!"
'Cause the underwater band is now ready.
Everybody shout "Hip-hip, hooray!"
When Henry's big band begins to play.
They're about to play. (x4)
Henry: Let's get ready, everybody. Let's go. (Instrumental break) Oh, nice playing, dolphins. Ooh, that's very good. Seahorse is very good. Oh, nice work, jellyfish. Very nice work. Beautiful guitar, electric eel. Beautiful guitar. Oh, I'm having a wonderful time.
Greg: (singing) Everybody shout "Hip-hip, hooray!"
When Henry's big band begins to, big band begins to
Big band begins to play.
Henry: Oh, thank you, band, thank you.
(Seahorse transition to Captain Feathersword is teaching Wags to sit while the crew does doggy tricks)
Captain Feathersword: Oh, come on Wags. These be simple doggie tricks and easy to learn. Oh, watch. I’ll show you how easy they are. Ahoy there me hearties.
Crew: Ahoy there, Captain.
Captain Feathersword: Come and help me teach Wags a few simple doggie tricks.
Crew: Aye, Captain. (They come to Wags)
Captain Feathersword: Now watch closely, Wags. Um… sit. (They sit down while he laughs) See? Huh? Um... roll over. (They roll over while he laughs) See... Uh, sit up and beg. (They sit up and beg while he laughs) There! It be easy as pie. Well, three pies actually. One, two, three. (He laughs) Yeah. (He clears throat) Well how about giving it a go, Wags?
Wags: Woof!
Captain Feathersword: But, why, me stubborn hearty? Why?
Wags: Rrrr! Rrrr! (He huffs and sighs)
Charlie: Excuse me, Captain Feathersword. But I think you need to use the magic word.
Captain Feathersword: Magic word? To make Wags sit?
Charlie: Aye, Captain.
Captain Feathersword: Oh. And would you be knowing this magic word?
Charlie: Aye, Captain. That I do. My mum taught it to me.
Captain Feathersword: Oh! No! Yeah? Wh…!
Charlie: Give it a go, Captain.
Captain Feathersword: That I will, Pirate Charlie. That I will. (He laughs) Um... Uh, Wags.
Wags: Woof!
Captain Feathersword: Would you... Here it comes -- the magic word! ..please, sit.
Wags: (He howls while he sits down)
Captain Feathersword: Oh please!
Wags: Ruff! Ruff! Rurr! (He sits down on the ground)
Captain Feathersword: Oh! Ah! Do-ah! (He laughs at them) Well, blow me down! Arggh!
(He yells while he falls down on the ground. Then, bones transition to the Song: Go Captain Feathersword, Ahoy! A scene where Captain Feathersword & his pirate crew are on the S.S. Feathersword.)
Greg: (singing off-screen) Captain Feathersword's sailing on the ocean waves.
Captain Feathersword: (laughing)
Greg: (singing) The boat's getting rocked but the Captain's happy and brave.
Captain Feathersword: (laughing)
(The Wiggles and the kid and adult cheerleaders arrive.)
Greg: (singing) And from every wharf and pier
All: (singing) You can hear everybody cheer: Go Captain, Go
Captain Feathersword: Ahoy there!
All: (singing) Go Captain, Go
Captain Feathersword: Ahoy there!
All: (singing) Go Captain Feathersword, Ahoy!
Captain Feathersword: (laughing)
Greg: (singing) The wind, it blew and the rain fell off the boat
Captain Feathersword: Oh, our friendly pirate ship is there barely staying afloat (laughing)
Greg: (singing) And from every wharf and pier
All: (singing) You can hear the crowd all cheer: Go Captain, Go
Captain Feathersword: Ahoy there!
All: (singing) Go Captain, Go
Captain Feathersword: Ahoy there!
All: (singing) Go Captain Feathersword, Ahoy!
Captain Feathersword: (laughing)
Greg: (singing) See Captain Feathersword, he's scrubbing all the desk.
Captain Feathersword: Whoa!
Greg: (singing) See him hoist the sails and climb the masts.
Captain Feathersword: (laughing) Look out!
Wiggles: (singing) Watch him dance in his pirate pants
Captain Feathersword: Whippie, whoppie, whoa-ho-hey! Now I'm gonna dance all, all day!
Greg: (singing) Now the sun is shining and the boat's back on its course. Captain Feathersword says:
Captain Feathersword: It feels like I'm riding a horse. (laughing)
Greg: (singing) And from every wharf and pier
All: (singing) You can hear the crowd all cheer: Go Captain, Go
Captain Feathersword: Ahoy there!
All: (singing) Go Captain, Go
Captain Feathersword: Ahoy there!
All: (singing) Go Captain Feathersword, Ahoy!
Captain Feathersword: (laughing)
All: (singing) Go Captain, Go
Captain Feathersword: Ahoy there!
All: (singing) Go Captain, Go
Captain Feathersword: Ahoy there!
All: (singing) Go Captain Feathersword, Ahoy!
Captain Feathersword: Ahoy there, me hearties!
(Pirate ship transition to Greg is holding the book while he practices magic)
Anthony: Excuse me, Greg. What are you doing?
Greg: Practicing.
Anthony: Practicing?
Greg: Mmm.
Anthony: Oh! "The Secret Of Getting A Rabbit Out Of A Hat". (He laughs at him) Uh, what's the secret?
Greg: Politeness.
Anthony: Politeness. Mmm. (He drinks it up) Good idea. (He closes the book)
Greg: Excuse me, Mr Rabbit. Sorry to trouble you, but would you please come out of my hat? (He was shocked)
Anthony: Mmm, I don't think it believed you.
Greg: Didn’t believe me? Why not, Anthony? I said ‘please’
Anthony: Yes, but it didn't sound like you meant it.
Greg: I did so mean it.
Anthony: "Good morning, Mr Rabbit!"
Greg: I sounded like that?
Anthony: You sounded like you were pretending to be polite.
Greg: I was not pretending! Uh, did you hear that, rabbit? I'm being very polite. Please come out of my hat. Now! (They heard a rattling outside while the rabbit is running. The door opens.) That was the rabbit.
Anthony: It's gone outside. It's over there. (They look out the window)
Greg: Come back here, rabbit!
Anthony: He must have used the back door.
Greg: (He gets a sigh) I'm going back to magician school.
(Magic wands transition to The Wiggly Group are doing a dance to "Silver Bells That Ring In The Night" while it is playing in the background. They do a goodbye dance. Then a magic hat transition to Greg trying to get the rabbit out of the hat.)
Greg: I want to be a great magician. But I can't be -- not yet. Oh, sure, I can make things disappear. Like this. (He blows the ball away) And like this. (He blows another ball away) Abracadabra, abracazoot. Disappear you big bowl of fruit. (He makes the fruit disappear) But I can’t make things appear. Like the rabbit inside my hat. Let me see. Abracadabra, abracazat. Make the rabbit come out of my hat. (He doesn't work while he gets a sigh.) Maybe I’m using the wrong magic words. Let me have a think. (He gets a gasp) Abracadabra, abracazummy. Come out of the hat, little bunny! (He doesn't work while he gets another sigh) Maybe I'm not being polite enough. Let me try this. Abracadabra, abracazabbit. Please come out of the hat, little rabbit. (He doesn't work while he gets another sigh) I guess I'll never be able to get this trick to work. OK, then. Don't come out of the hat, rabbit. Goodbye! I'm leaving. (He leaves while the sign comes out of the hat with a squeak and reads "Bye")