This is the transcript for No Fleas Please.
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(The episode starts with a song: Wiggle, Wiggle, Wiggle. A scene where The Wiggles and their friends are on a ferris wheel showing their names.)
All: (singing) Wiggle!
Wiggle, Wiggle, Wiggle
Wiggle, Wiggle, Wiggle
Wiggle, Wiggle, Wiggle
Doo doo-doo doo-doo
(backing vocals: Ahhh)
Wiggle, Wiggle, Wiggle
Wiggle, Wiggle, Wiggle
Wiggle, Wiggle, Wiggle
Doo
Wiggle, Wiggle with you
Wiggle!
(The title is shown. Until, shot transition to the song: Hey, Wags! A scene where the Wiggles & Wags is doing the ending part to do the Scritchy Scratchy Flea Fly Dance.)
Simon: (singing) Hey, Wags!
(Lachy, Anthony & Emma: (singing) Hey, Wags!)
Simon: (singing) Woah, Wags!
(Lachy, Anthony & Emma: (singing) Woah, Wags!)
Wiggles: (singing) Do the Scritchy Scratchy, Flea Fly Dance!
Simon: (singing) Hey, Wags!
(Lachy, Anthony & Emma: (singing) Hey, Wags!)
Simon: (singing) Woah, Wags!
(Lachy, Anthony & Emma: (singing) Woah, Wags!)
Wiggles: (singing) Do the Scritchy Scratchy, Flea Fly Dance!
Simon: (singing) Do the Scritchy Scratchy, Flea Fly...
Wiggles: (singing) The Scritchy Scratchy, Flea Fly...
Scritchy Scratchy, Flea Fly Dance!
(Wags scratch his fleas after the song ends.)
Simon: Oh, Wags. Great dancing, mate! What a good dancer that doggy with the dancing paws is.
Anthony: Oh, too right, Simon, me old cobber, you're right. Yeah, caballero. I tell you what, he's the best dancing doggy I know!
Lachy: Yeah. See? Look at those moves.
Emma: Wiggles... don't you think it's a little strange that Wags the Dog is dancing the scritchy-scratchy flea fly dance and there's no music?
Simon: Huh?
Anthony: Huh?
Lachy: Huh?
Wags: (He's still scratching some fleas.) Woof! Woof!
Lachy: You're right!
Anthony: You're right!
Simon: You're right, Emma. It is strange that Wags is still dancing and the music has stopped.
Emma: Oh, no!
Simon, Lachy & Anthony: Oh, what?
Emma: Oh, no, no!
Simon, Lachy & Anthony: Oh, what, what?
Emma: Oh, no, no, no!
Simon, Lachy & Anthony: Oh, what, what, what?
Emma: I think Wags the Dog has fleas!
Simon, Lachy & Anthony: Oh, no!
Wags: (He's still scratching some fleas.) Woof!
Lachy: (He translates into him wearing a scientist jacket, while using a lavender fragranced flea mist to spray for getting rid of Wags' fleas.) No problems, Wiggles. Wags, I have specially formulated a lavender fragranced flea mist. You will see Wags stop itching right before your eyes. Watch this! (He sprays his lavender fragranced flea mist. Until, Wags is still itching.)
Wags: Woof. (He's still scratching his fleas.)
Simon: Well, uh... jeez. That didn't go according to plan, mate.
Anthony: Emma, poor Lachy tried his best, but Wags can't help itching. What do we do, Emma? What do we do?
Emma: Well, it's a long shot, but there's a vet I know, Dr. Cosette, the Wiggle Town vet. I'll just call her up, and hopefully she'll be able to come over and help us out. (She dials Dr. Cosette on a telephone.) Hello, Dr. Cosette? It's Emma Wiggle. Yes, we have a bit of a situation with Wags the Dog. Would you mind coming over? Oh! That would be wonderful. Thank you, Dr. Cosette. Bye! (She puts the phone down, when the doorbell rings & Dr. Cosette arrived at Wigglehouse. She gasps.) She's here!
Dr. Cosette: Hi, Wiggles. Hi, Wags. I'm Dr. Cosette, the Wiggle Town vet.
Wiggles: Hi, Dr. Cosette.
Dr. Cosette: Now, what's the problem with the doggy?
Emma: Well, Dr. Cosette, we think Wags the Dog has fleas because he keeps scratching.
Dr. Cosette: (She's holding a magnifying glass.) Well, let me have a look. (She checks to see that has fleas.) You were right. Wags the Dog has fleas. All you need to do is brush this powder into his fur, and he'll be fine again.
Lachy: Oh. (He gets up off the couch & give some powder from Dr. Cosette.) Well, thank you very much, Doc. We will use this powder and brush it through Wagsy's fur. No more fleas.
Dr. Cosette: No more fleas.
Anthony, Simon & Emma: No more fleas.
Wags: Woof!
Dr. Cosette: Well, I've got more animals in need to help. Bye, Wiggles.
Wiggles: Bye, Dr. Cosette. (Dr. Cosette leaves the Wigglehouse.)
Simon: Oh, come on, guys, let's give Wags that flea powder and good brushing.
Anthony: Thanks to Dr. Cosette, I think Wags is going to stop dancing the flea fly dance.
Emma: I think you're right, Anthony. Come on, Wags, lay down. Paws up.
Wags: Woof! Woof! (He's lying down on the floor.)
Lachy: Alright. Good boy, Wags. Let's fix you up. (He's brushing some powder to get rid of Wags' fleas.)
(Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle! logo transition to the song: Who's in the Wiggle House? A scene where The Wiggles & their friends are looking to show how Wigglehouse looks.)
Lachy: (singing) Who's in the Wiggle House?
Who's in the Wiggle House?
Who's in the Wiggle House today?
Emma's in the Wiggle House
Emma: (singing) I'm in the Wiggle House!
Putting all my bows away!
Who's in the Wiggle House?
Who's in the Wiggle House?
Who's in the Wiggle House today?
Simon's in the Wiggle House
Simon: (singing) I'm in the Wiggle House!
Playing Simon Says all day!
Emma: (singing) There's Dorothy the Dinosaur!
Dorothy: Hello!
Lachy: (singing) There's Wags the Dog!
Wags: Ruff!
Simon: (singing) Henry the Octopus!
(with Emma singing.) And don't forget the Captain!
Captain Feathersword: Whoo hoo!
Simon: (singing) Who's in the Wiggle House?
Who's in the Wiggle House?
Who's in the Wiggle House today?
Lachy's in the Wiggle House
Lachy: (singing) I'm in the Wiggle House
Sleeping the day away!
Who's in the Wiggle House?
Who's in the Wiggle House?
Who's in the Wiggle House today?
Anthony's in the Wiggle House
Anthony: (singing) Yeah, I'm in the Wiggle House
Eating fruit salad all day!
Emma: (singing) There's Dorothy the Dinosaur!
Dorothy: (giggles.) Heeee
Lachy: (singing) There's Wags the Dog!
Wags: Ruff!
Simon: (singing) Henry the Octopus!
(with Emma, Lachy & Anthony singing.) Don't forget the Captain!
Captain Feathersword: Woh ho ho ho!
Wiggles: (singing) We're in the Wiggle House
We're in the Wiggle House
We're in the Wiggle House today!
We're in the Wiggle House
We're in the Wiggle House
You're invited here everyday!
(Shot transition to the Wiggly Arena. Then, it translates to Emma is left alone by being late, while the others left for a Wiggly concert.)
Emma: Oh, no! I'm late! I was working on some mathematical algorithms and scientific formulae and I didn't realise it was time to go to The Wiggles show. And now The Wiggles have already left for The Wiggles show in the Big Red Car. Oh! Have a look at this, they're left a note on my Bowmobile. I better read it. (She picks up a note.) It says, "Emma, it's The Wiggles, Simon, Anthony and Lachy. Hope you're having a bowtiful day. We had to leave for the show and we thought you might be working on a mathematical algorithm." Oh, well, I was. It goes on. "We thought we might do a few songs without you until you get there, and the children will love seeing you and get surprised when you come out for the Emma songs. Your mates, The Wiggles, Anthony, Simon and Lachy." Aww. How sweet. Well, I'd better get going, the children and my other Wiggle mates will be waiting for me. Better pack the Bowmobile. And first, my bow bag. Would you like to see what's inside? You would? Have a look at this. Lots of different bows, of course. (She's showing some different bows.) Different shapes, different patterns... (She picks up her favourite bow.) This one's my favourite. I love the colour yellow. Well, into the Bowmobile the bow bag goes. There it is. (She puts the bow bag into the Bowmobile.) And next, my costumes. (She's showing some different costumes.) This one is my tutu to dance the ballet.
(Song: I Wear My Tutu When I Dance Ballet.)
Emma: (singing) I wear my tutu when I dance ballet
Dance ballet
Dance ballet
I wear my tutu when I dance ballet
Dance the ballet.
(Instrumental break to Emma is dancing with her ballet dress.)
Rightio, tutu into the Bowmobile. (She puts her tutu into the Bowmobile.) And next is my Spanish flamenco dress.
(Song: I Wear My Spanish Dress When I Dance.)
Emma: (singing) I wear my Spanish dress when I dance
I twirl around around when I get the chance
I wear my Spanish dress when I dance
The flamenco dance.
(Instrumental break to Emma is dancing with her Spanish dress.)
Rightio, Spanish dress. In you go to the Bowmobile. (She puts her Spanish dress into the Bowmobile.) And next, I have my traditional Japanese kimono, with my fan.
(Song: I Wear My Kimono and My Fan.)
Emma: (singing) I wear my kimono and my fan
When I dance the dance from Japan
Moving gracefully with my fan
The traditional dance from Japan.
(Instrumental break to Emma is dancing with her kimono & her fan.)
Rightio, fan and kimono, into the Bowmobile. (She puts her kimono & a fan into the Bowmobile.) And now it's time for me to join my bow bag and all of my dresses and make my own way to the Wiggly concert. Here I go. (She gets in to the Bowmobile.) Into the car. Seatbelt on. (She puts her seatbelt on.) Here I go! (She's driving the Bowmobile getting ready to go to The Wiggles show.)
(Shot transition to the Rock & Roll Preschool sign. Then, it translates to the song: Emma's Yellow Bow. A scene where they filmed on November 4th 2016 to perform The Wiggles' Yarrabah School Concert.)
Anthony: Why don't we do the wonderful song about Emma?
Emma: Yeah.
Anthony: Now, everybody, in the middle of this song, Emma's going to do... What do you call that, Emma, when you do the turn?
Emma: This is called a fouetté.
Anthony: It's called a fouetté. Now, usually, uh... you do one, two, but, Emma, how many... We're gonna count how many. Let's try a couple of fouettés.
Emma: OK.
Anthony: Everybody count when she... Let's count how many she does. Ready?
Emma: OK. (She's doing some fouettés.)
Anthony: (with Simon, Lachy & Captain Feathersword counting.) 1, 2, 3. (himself.) Let's hear you. (with Simon, Lachy & Captain Feathersword counting.) 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12. (himself.) Now, that's 12, and give her a big clap, everybody. (The audience applause.) And I want you to see something else.
Emma: Thank you.
Anthony: Now, watch the Captain. He's a fouetté expert. See how many he does... (He's laughing.) ..without falling over.
Simon: Yeah.
Captain Feathersword: OK! It's almost 12. (He's doing some fouettés.)
Anthony: 12. Let's see. Count. (with Simon, Lachy & Emma counting.) 1, 2, 3. (himself.)Give him a big clap! (Captain Feathersword falls down & gets up.)
Emma: Come on, everyone, let's do the "Bow Dance". Here we go!
Simon: (singing) Well, you've heard about the yellow bow (bow, bow)
Lachy: (singing) It's Emma's favourite, don't you know? (bow, bow)
Simon: (singing) And people, they just stop and stare (bow, bow)
Emma: That's it.
Lachy: (singing) There's something special in her hair (bow, bow)
Emma: Here we go!
(with the other Wiggles singing.) It's Emma's yellow bow (bow, bow)
Emma: Come on, try the bow dance.
(with the other Wiggles singing.) It's Emma's yellow bow (bow, bow)
Emma: Nice. Ready? Here we go.
Lachy: (singing) Well, she wears the bow throughout the year (bow, bow)
Simon: (singing) We're so glad we got her here (bow, bow)
Lachy: (singing) People travel near and far (bow, bow)
Emma: Stay back.
Simon: (singing) She wears the bow, and she's a star (bow, bow)
(with the other Wiggles singing.) It's Emma's yellow bow (bow, bow)
Emma: Yeah. Try this dance. Here we go.
(with the other Wiggles singing.) It's Emma's yellow bow (bow, bow)
Emma: Nice.
Anthony: Here she comes to dance, everybody. Watch Emma dance now. Fouetté!
Emma: Here we go.
Anthony: Count them! (with Simon, Lachy & Captain Feathersword counting.) 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12. (himself.) Some all of them, giver her a big clap!
(with the other Wiggles singing.) It's Emma's yellow bow (bow, bow)
Emma: Come on, one more time.
(with the other Wiggles singing.) It's Emma's yellow bow (bow, bow.)
Anthony: Emma!
Emma: Give yourselves a big clap. Great bow dancing.
(Shot transition to the Wigglehouse. Until, it translates to The Wiggles are in the kitchen, while looking through a book to see that they're are two pictures inside those pages.)
Emma: (She gasps.) Oh, I like this page, two yellow triangles put together to make a bow.
Lachy: Oh! Look at this page, two purple grapes into the fruit salad go.
Simon: This page is exciting me. Two red fire engines, lights flashing bright for all to see.
Anthony: (He's couldn't see that his hair is in his way.) Well... on this page... Well, to be honest, I can't really see what's on this page. My hair is in front of my eyes! What do I do, Wiggles? What do I do?
Lachy, Simon & Emma: The Singing Barbers of Wiggle Town.
Anthony: Oh, yes! When hair is getting a little untidy, a smile and a song and a haircut is the best option. I'll be back in a jiffy, Wiggles. (He leaves the Wiggly Kitchen.)
(Shot transition to the Wigglehouse. Then, the camera translates to The Singing Barbers of Wiggle Town. Until, it translates to Anthony enters, while The Singing Barbers quartet are singing acapella.)
Simon: (He's singing acapella.) Hello, sir, would you like a haircut today?
Anthony: Yes, please. But call me Anthony.
Simon: (He's singing acapella.) Anthony.
Paul: (He's singing acapella.) Anthony.
Lachy: (He's singing acapella.) Anthony.
Jackie: (He's singing acapella.) Anthony.
Lachy: (He's singing acapella.) Take off the A it's... (with others singing acapella.) Nthony!
Anthony: Oh! Thanks, chaps.
Jackie: (He's singing acapella.) What style would you like today, Anthony?
Anthony: Well, you know, I'd love the hair out of my eyes, and I'd really love to look like that young, wonderful up and coming singer, Lachy G Wiggle.
Lachy: (He's singing acapella.) You say any style
We can cut any style.
Simon: (He's singing acapella.) And if you say the dance, we'll do the dance as well.
(Lachy blows a single note in C during the song: Say the Dance, Do the Dance. A scene where the Singing Barbers are gonna have Anthony a haircut.)
(Simon, Paul, Lachy & Jackie: (They're singing acapella.) Say the dance, do the dance)
If you say the dance, I can do the dance
If we say the dance, can you do the dance?
Come on let's give it a chance
(Lachy & Jackie: (They're singing acapella.) Can you do the whirly bird?)
Simon & Paul: (They're singing acapella.) I can do the whirlybird
((with Lachy & Jackie singing acapella.) Can you do the whirly, whirly bird?)
Watch me do the whirly bird
Simon & Paul: (They're singing acapella.) Whirly bird
(with Lachy & Jackie singing acapella.) The whirly bird
(Lachy & Jackie: (They're singing acapella.) Can you stand like a statue?)
Simon & Paul: (They're singing acapella.) I can stand like a statue
(with Lachy & Jackie singing acapella.) Can you stand as still, still as a statue?)
Lachy & Jackie: (They're singing acapella.) Watch me stand like a statue,
Simon & Paul: (They're singing acapella.) Watch me stand like a statue,
(with Lachy & Jackie singing acapella.) as still as a statue
(Say the dance, do the dance)
If you say the dance, I can do the dance
If we say the dance, can you do the dance?
Come on let's give it a chance.
Anthony: (He looks through the mirror.) Wow! Thank you, Singing Barbers of Wiggle Town. With my new hairstyle and the hair out of my eyes, I'll be able to read any book I like when I like.
Simon: (He's singing acapella.) You're welcome.
Paul: (He's singing acapella.) You're welcome.
Lachy: (He's singing acapella.) You're welcome.
Jackie: (He's singing acapella.) You're welcome.
Take away the W and that's... (with others singing acapella.) You're elcome!
Anthony: Well, thank you, chappies. (He leaves, while The Singing Barbers were laughing.)
(4 colored rectangles sliding transition to Anthony could be able see through the book.)
Simon: Page is ready for you there, mate. And... whoa! Nice hairdo.
Anthony: Thanks, Simon. It's neat, isn't it? And now I can see. Hmm... Ooh. I like this page because I can see two singing barbers dressed in blue.
(Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle! logo transition to Emma in her fairy wings dancing to Dressing Up instrumental track plays in the background. Until, it fades to Wiggle Park. Then, it translates to the song: The Chase (Instrumental). A scene where Simon is playing with pom-poms. Then, gives to Anthony who is playing with pom-poms. Next, Emma who is playing with pom-poms. Finally, Lachy who is playing with pom-poms. After that, shot transition to the Wiggle Park. Then, the camera translates to the Wigglehouse. Until, it translates to Lachy is showing some Irish dancing when he was little.)
Lachy: (singing) Di dicki do dum, di dum do
Di dicki do dum, dicki, dicki, di dum
Di dicki do dum, di dum do
Di dicki do dum, di dum do.
I love that Irish dancing song, "Di Dicki Do Dum", and I've been singing it since I was a little baby Wiggle. Come on. Sing it with me. Hands by your side near your dress or pants.
(singing) Di dicki do dum, di dum do.
(He laughs.) I really moved my feet, but you can't see them. But try it anyway.
(singing) Di dicki do dum, dicki, dicki, di dum
Di dicki do dum, di dum do
Di dicki do dum, di dum do.
(Shot transition to the song: Little Wiggles Theme. A scene where Lachy sings offscreen, while going back in time to see what they're younger.)
Lachy: (singing offscreen) Let's go back in time when The Wiggles they were younger
Emma wore her glasses, Simon played trombone
Lachy Irish danced, Anthony played guitar and the bagpipes, too
(Bagpipes playing Scotland the Brave. Until, the title show up. Then, it translates to the song: Di Dicki Do Dum. A scene where The Little Wiggles & Leanne Halloran are gonna do some Irish dancing.)
Little Emma: Hands by your side
Near your dress or pants
Stand up straight
Let's Irish Dance
(singing) Di dicki do dum, di dum do
Di dicki do dum, dicki, dicki, di dum
Di dicki do dum, di dum do
Di dicki do dum, di dum do
The Professional Little Wiggles: (singing) Di dicki do dum, di dum do
Di dicki do dum, dicki, dicki, di dum
Di dicki do dum, di dum do
Di dicki do dum, di dum do
(Instrumental break to the Leanne Halloran & The Little Wiggles are still dancing together.)
The Professional Little Wiggles: (singing in vocalizing) Ahhhhhhh, ahhhhhhh
Ooooh, di dicki do dum
Ooooh, di dicki do dum
Little Emma: (singing) Di dicki do dum, di dum do
Di dicki do dum, dicki, dicki, di dum
Di dicki do dum, di dum do
Di dicki do dum, di dum do
The Professional Little Wiggles: (singing) Di dicki do dum, di dum do
Di dicki do dum, dicki, dicki, di dum
Di dicki do dum, di dum do
Di dicki do dum, di dum do.
(Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle! logo transition to the end credits are rolling.)
All: (singing) Wiggle!
Wiggle, Wiggle, Wiggle
Wiggle, Wiggle, Wiggle
Wiggle, Wiggle, Wiggle
Doo doo-doo doo-doo
(backing vocals: Ahhh)
Wiggle, Wiggle, Wiggle
Wiggle, Wiggle, Wiggle
Wiggle, Wiggle, Wiggle
Doo
Wiggle, Wiggle with you
Wiggle!