"Talking Cow" is a song from the Wiggle House album and video.
Lyrics[]
Lachy and Emma: A cow that talks, have you ever heard?
Anything that is so absurd
You know how cows eat grass and moo
Well, here's a cow that can talk to you
Hello, Talking Cow, have you something to say?
Simon: (as Talking Cow) Something to say have you got all day?
I love to talk, talking's my thing.
I love to talk about anything.
Did you know that this is so
It's impossible to lick your own elbow.
Butterflies taste with their feet
And mosquitoes have a mouth full of teeth.
And in space, you can't burp or cry.
Slugs have 4 noses. I wonder why?
All polar bears are left-handed
And the shrimp's heart is in its head.
Lachy and Emma: Well, this cow was right; he could talk all day
This cow has so many things to say
He talked and talked and talked some more
From the pyramids to Newton's Law
Simon: (as Talking Cow) Elephant's the only animal with 4 knees,
Camel's milk won't curdle, there's no camel cheese.
A goldfish has a short memory
About 3 seconds. That's 1, 2.
The eye of an ostrich is bigger than its brain,
Bats always turn left when leaving a cave.
Your ears and nose will never stop to grow.
A snail can sleep for 3 years in a row.
Lachy and Emma: So many things that I didn't know
Thank you, Talking Cow, but it's time to go
Simon: (as Talking Cow) Time to go?!? But there's more you see
Cuz there's the history of the world parts 1, 2, 3.
Lachy and Emma: The cow kept talking all through the night
He kept on talking till the Stars were bright
He didn't stop when he gave a moo
Simon: (as Talking Cow) In 1983, a Japanese artist made a copy of the Mona Lisa out of toast. Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated. The sense of smell of an ant is just as good as a dog. Giraffes have no vocal cords. Owls are the only birds that can see the colour blue. Dolphins sleep with one eye open. The average person laughs 15 times a day.
Song Credits[]
Anthony Field, Lachlan Gillespie, Simon Pryce, Emma Watkins (Wiggly Tunes Pty Ltd)
Main Vocals: Lachlan Gillespie, Emma Watkins
Talking Cow: Simon Pryce
Guitars: Anthony Field
Bass: Alex Keller
Drums: Jae Nelson
Piano/Percussion: Lachlan Gillespie
Trivia[]
- Simon plays the Talking Cow in this song.
- The song was uploaded to The Wiggles' YouTube channel on November 2nd, 2017.
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