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Talking Cow is a song from the Wiggle House album and video.

Song Credits

Song Lyrics

Lachy and Emma: A cow that talks, have you ever heard?

Anything that is so absurd

You know how cows eat grass and moo

Well, here's a cow that can talk to you

Hello, Talking Cow, have you something to say?

Simon: (as Talking Cow) Something to say have you got all day?

I love to talk, talking's my thing.

I love to talk about anything.

Did you know that this is so

It's impossible to lick your own elbow?

Butterflies taste with their feet

And mosquitoes have a mouth full of teeth.

And in space, you can't burp or cry.

Slugs have 4 noses. I wonder why?

All polar bears are left-handed

And the shrimp's heart is in its head.

Lachy and Emma: Well, this cow was right; he could talk all day

This cow has so many things to say

He talked and talked and talked some more

From the pyramids to Newton's Law

Simon: (as Talking Cow) Elephant's the only animal with 4 knees,

Camels milk won't curdle, there's no camel cheese.

A goldfish has a short memory

About 3 seconds. That's 1, 2.

The eye of an ostrich is bigger than its brain,

Bats always turn left when leaving a cave.

Your ears and nose will never stop to grow.

A snail can sleep for 3 years in a row.

Lachy and Emma: So many things that I didn't know

Thank you, Talking Cow, but it's time to go

Simon: (as Talking Cow) Time to go?!? But there's more you see

Cuz there's the history of the world parts 1, 2, 3.

Lachy and Emma: A cow can't talk all through the night

He kept on talking till the Stars were bright

He didn't stop when he gave a moo

Simon: (as Talking Cow)In 1983, a Japanese artist made a copy of the Mona Lisa out of toast. Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated. The sense of smell of an ant is just as good as a dog. Giraffes have no vocal cords. Owls are the only birds that can see the color blue. Dolphins sleep with one eye open. The average person laughs 15 times a day.


  • Simon plays the Talking Cow in this song.
  • The song was uploaded on The Wiggles' YouTube channel on November 2nd 2017.


The Wiggles Talking Cow

The Wiggles Talking Cow