This is the transcript for The King of Swing.
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(The episode starts with a song: Wiggle and Learn. As the 6th TV Series, while Anthony pops up & start singing this song.)
Anthony: (singing) Let's have some fun!
Sam: (singing) Read along with a story
Manzillas: (singing) Sail the ocean blue
Sam: (singing) Get your friends and play dress-ups
Manzillas: (singing) You're all welcome too
Sam: (singing) Wiggle and Learn, dance to the rhythm of music
Manzillas: (singing) Wiggle and Learn,
Anthony: (singing) let's have some fun
Sam: (singing) Come on a great adventure
Manzillas: (singing) Sing your favorite tunes
Sam: (singing) Reading, writing and painting
Manzillas: (singing) Something we all can do
Sam: (singing) Wiggle and Learn, dance to the rhythm of music
Manzillas: (singing) Wiggle and Learn,
Anthony: (singing) let's have some,
let's have some,
let's have some fun
(It translates to the song: Getting Strong! A scene where Wags, Jeff & Anthony are running on a spot.)
Anthony: Let's start running, everybody.
Sam: (singing) Running on the spot, run, run, run
Anthony: He-hey, this is fun.
Sam: (singing) Running on the spot, run, run, run
Anthony: Hey, it's time to feel strong!
Sam: (singing) Getting strong, getting strong
Getting strong, getting strong
(Anthony: Hey, that's right. Getting strong, right.)
Sam: (singing) Getting strong, getting strong
(Anthony: Getting strong.)
Sam: (singing) Getting strong
Jeff: OK, let's try jumping.
Dorothy: (singing) Jumping up and down, jump, jump, jump
Anthony: Whoo!
Dorothy: (singing) Jumping up and down, jump, jump, jump
Jeff: Jump like a kangaroo.
Dorothy: (singing) Getting strong, getting strong
Getting strong, getting strong
(Jeff: Yes, strong, stronger. Yeah!)
Dorothy: (singing) Getting strong, getting strong
Getting strong
Anthony: How about skipping?
Sam: (singing) Skipping with a rope, skip, skip, skip
Anthony: (He's chuckling) Skipping.
Sam: (singing) Skipping with a rope, skip, skip, skip
Anthony: I like this.
Sam: (singing) Getting strong, getting strong
Getting strong, getting strong
Getting strong, getting strong
(Anthony: I'm getting strong. Yes, I'm really doing that. I'm getting strong. Yeah.)
Sam: (singing) Getting strong
Getting strong, getting strong
Getting strong, getting strong
Getting strong, getting strong
(Anthony: Oh, I'm getting strong. Yes, wow, yeah! This is fun!)
Sam: (singing) Getting strong
Sam: (singing) There's a country dance at the only hall in town
Troy Cassar-Daley: (singing) and everybody comes from all around
Sam: (singing) They wanna hear a gobble and a scratchin on the ground
Troy Cassar-Daley: (singing) They come from far and wide to hear the turkey sound
Turkey in the straw
(Haw haw haw)
Turkey in the hay
(Hay hay hay)
And the old folks dance with their mother in law
As they dance to a tune we call turkey in the straw
Sam: (singing) They dance to the left and they dance to the right
Troy Cassar-Daley: (singing) They dance to the tune all through the night
Sam: (singing) And a shriek and a gasp, they gave him such a fright
Troy Cassar-Daley: (singing) A turkey dancin with them what a wonderful sight
Turkey in the straw
(Haw haw haw)
Turkey in the hay
(Hay hay hay)
And the old folks dance with their mother in law
As they dance to a tune we call turkey in the straw
Turkey in the straw
(Haw haw haw)
Turkey in the hay
(Hay hay hay)
And the old folks dance with their mother in law
As they dance to a tune we call turkey in the straw
Anthony: (He is using posh accent.) I now declare this segment open.
Captain Feathersword: (He arrives while humming.) Ho-ho! Anthony, is that you?
Anthony: It is, Captain Feathersword. It is. It's me, it's Anthony.
Captain Feathersword: Ho-ho! Well, what have you come dressed as today, Anthony?
Anthony: Guess.
Captain Feathersword: (He is looking that he dressed up as something.) Um.... let's see now. You're wearing a jet pilot's on your head.
Anthony: Oh, no, it's not.
Captain Feathersword: Oh, yes, it is.
Anthony: Oh, no, it's not!
Captain Feathersword: Oh, yes, it is!
Anthony: Oh, no, it's not!
Captain Feathersword: Oh, yes, it is!
Anthony: It's not!
Captain Feathersword: Well, if it's not a jet pilot's helmet, what is it, Anthony?
Anthony: Ask our friends.
Captain Feathersword: Oh. I think Anthony's wearing a jet pilot's helmet on his head. He doesn't think it is. Do you know what it is? Oh, you don't think....? You think it's a king's crown? Oh, I'll ask Anthony and check. Anthony, they think you're wearing a king's crown on your head.
Anthony: Well, they're right. It is a king's crown on my head.
Captain Feathersword: WOW!
Anthony: Well, I've got a king's crown on my head. What do you think this is, Captain?
Captain Feathersword: Ho-ho, Anthony. I know exactly what this is! That's a snake!
Anthony: Oh, no, it's not.
Captain Feathersword: Oh, yes, it is.
Anthony: Oh, no, it's not!
Captain Feathersword: Oh, yes, it is!
Anthony: Oh, no, it's not!
Captain Feathersword: Oh, yes, it is!
Anthony: It's not!
Captain Feathersword: Well, if it's not a snake, what is it, Anthony?
Anthony: Ask our friends.
Captain Feathersword: Sure. I'll see. I think Anthony's got a snake in his hands. Do you know what this is, me hearty? Oh, You think it's a king's royal scepter? I'll ask Anthony and see. Anthony.
Anthony: Captain.
Captain Feathersword: They think you've got a king's royal scepter in your hand.
Anthony: Well, they're right, Captain. It is a king's royal scepter. So, I have a king's crown on my head, a king's royal scepter in my hand. What do you think this is, Captain?
Captain Feathersword: Hmm, let me see now. That looks like a, um.... Oh! Oh! I know what this is! That's a king's cape!
Anthony: Well, they're right, Captain. It is a king's cape. So, I've got a king's crown on my head, I have a king's royal scepter in my hand and a king's cape on. What do you think this is, Captain?
Captain Feathersword: Oooh, let me see now. That looks like a, um.... a surfboard rider's rashie shirt!
Anthony: Oh, no, it's not.
Captain Feathersword: Oh, yes, it is.
Anthony: Oh, no, it's not.
Captain Feathersword: Oh, yes, it is!
Anthony: Oh, no, it's not.
Captain Feathersword: Oh, yes, it is!
Anthony: It's not!
Captain Feathersword: Well, if it's not a surfboard rider's rashie shirt, what is it, Anthony?
Anthony: Ask our friends.
Captain Feathersword: Oh, sure. I think Anthony's wearing a surfboard rider's rashie shirt. Do you know what it is, me hearties? Oh, really? You think it's a king's royal waistcoat? I'll check with Anthony and see. Anthony, they think you're wearing a king's royal waistcoat.
Anthony: They're right, Captain. It is a king's royal waistcoat. Now, I'm wearing a king's royal crown on my head, a king's royal scepter in my hand, I'm wearing a king's royal cape and, of course, the king's royal waistcoat. Captain, what do you think I'm dressed as?
Captain Feathersword: Oooh, let me see now. A king's royal crown upon your head, a king's royal scepter in your hand, a king's royal cape upon your shoulders and a king's royal waistcoat. Hmm. Oh, Anthony, I still don't know what you are! I need another clue!
Anthony: Okay, Captain. Here's a clue. (He is using regally accent.) Arise, Royal Sir, Captain Feathersword.
Captain Feathersword: "Arise, Royal Sir Captain Feath...." Oh! Ah! Anthony, I know what you are now! You're a king!
Anthony: Well, you're right, Captain Feathersword. I am a king. Well, I'm dressed as a king, anyway.
Captain Feathersword: Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Oh, Anthony, that's wonderful! Now that I know you're dressed as a king, there's only one important question left to ask.
Anthony: What's that?
Captain Feathersword: Where are you going dressed like that?
Anthony: Well, I'm going and you can come too. I'm off to London to visit the Queen. Let's go!
Jeff: I've got someone on the line. They'd like to hear a nursery rhyme.
Sam: (singing) Two fine gentlemen met in the lane,
Bowed most politely, bowed once again,
"How do you do?"
"How do you do?"
"How do you do again?"
Oh, it's a lovely day. Yes, it is.
Dorothy: (singing) Two fine ladies met in the lane,
Bowed most politely, bowed once again,
"How do you do?"
"How do you do?"
"How do you do again?"
Oh, how lovely is it to see you!
Captain Feathersword: (singing in a funny accent voice.) Two tall policeman met in the lane,
Bowed most politely, bowed once again,
"How do you do?"
"How do you do?"
"How do you do again?"
Evenin', all.
Dorothy: (singing) Two little schoolgirls met in the lane,
Bowed most politely, bowed once again,
"How do you do?"
"How do you do?"
"How do you do again?"
Let's skip to the end of the lane!
Sam: (singing) Two fine babies met in the lane,
Captain Feathersword: (speaking in a baby voice.) Bowed
Sam: (singing) most politely,
Captain Feathersword: (speaking in a baby voice.) bowed
Sam: (singing) once again,
Captain Feathersword: (speaking in a baby voice.) "How do you do?"
"How do you do?"
"How do you do again?"
Sam: Here's a funny nursery rhyme about when Murray had a turtle. Let's open the music door and see.
(Sam is opening the music door to the Song: Murray Had A Turtle. A scene fades to Murray meet his turtle named "Tiny Tim".)
Sam: (singing) Murray had a turtle
Murray: (singing) I called him Tiny Tim
Sam: (singing) He put him in the bathtub
To see if he could swim.
Captain Feathersword: (He dressed up as Tiny Tim turtle in high pitched.) I can swim! Oh, watch me swim! Whoa! Whee! Splish splash!
Sam: (singing) He drank up all the water
Murray: Oh, no!
Sam: (singing) He ate up all the soap
Murray: Uh-oh!
Sam: (singing) He tried to eat the bathtub
But it wouldn't fit down his throat.
Captain Feathersword: (He dressed up as Tiny Tim turtle in high pitched.) It's too big! (He's laughing while choking since he drank all the water & soap.)
Sam: (singing) Murray called the doctor
Murray: Doctor!
Sam: (singing) The doctor called the nurse
(with The Other Wiggles singing) The nurse called the lady with the polka dotted purse.
Captain Feathersword: (He dressed up as Tiny Tim turtle in high pitched.) I like her polka dots! (laughing) Yabadoo!
Sam: (singing) In walked the doctor
Murray: Hello, doctor.
Sam: (singing) In walked the nurse
Murray: Hello, nurse.
(Sam with The Other Wiggles singing) In walked the lady with the polka dotted purse.
Murray: Hello!
Captain Feathersword: (He dressed up as Tiny Tim turtle in high pitched.) Hi! It's great to see you. (laughs)
Sam: (singing) "Ooh" said the doctor
"Ah" said the nurse
"Fab" (with The Other Wiggles singing) said the lady with the polka dotted purse.
Captain Feathersword: (He dressed up as Tiny Tim turtle in high pitched laughing.)
Sam: (singing) Murray thanked the doctor
Murray: Thanks, doc!
Sam: (singing) Murray thanked the nurse
Murray: Thanks, nurse!
(Sam with The Other Wiggles singing) Murray thanked the lady with the polka dotted purse.
Murray: Thank you, ma'am.
Captain Feathersword: (He dressed up as Tiny Tim turtle in high pitched.) Oh, thank you too. Thanks a lot! (He laughs before he's humming to the end of the song.) Oh, thanks, everybody. (laughs)
Mario: Aye yi yi! (speaks Spanish)
Anthony: (speaks Spanish)
Dorothy: (singing) How many kinds of sweet flowers grow
In an English country garden?
I'll tell you now of some I know
And those I'll miss you'll surely pardon
Daffodils, heart's ease and flox
Meadowsweet and lilly stalks
Gentain, lupine and tall hollihocks
Roses, foxgloves, snowdrops, forget-me-nots
In an English country garden.
Captain Feathersword: (singing) How many insects come here and go
In an English country garden?
I'll tell you now of some I know
Those I miss you'll surely pardon
Dragonflies, moths and bees
Spiders climbing from the trees
Butterflies flit in the gentle breeze
There are snakes, ants that sting (ah!)
Other creepy things
In an English country garden.
Ho-ho, insects! Arggh!
Dorothy: (singing) How many kinds of sweet flowers grow
In an English country garden?
I'll tell you now of some I know
Those I miss you'll surely pardon
Daffodils, hearts ease and flox
Meadowsweet and lily stocks
Gentian, lupine and tall hollyhocks
Roses, foxgloves, snowdrops, forget-me-nots
In an English country garden.
Robin, don't forget the Robin.
Robin, don't forget the Robin.
Sam: (singing) Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star
How I wonder what you are
Up above the world so high
Like a diamond in the sky
Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star
How I wonder what you are
When the blazing sun is gone,
When he nothing shines upon
Then you show your little light,
Twinkle, twinkle all the night
Twinkle, twinkle little star,
How I wonder what you are
Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star
How I wonder what you are
Up above the world so high
Like a diamond in the sky
Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star
How I wonder what you are
How I wonder what you are Sam: (singing) Wiggle and Learn,
Anthony: (singing) let's have some,
let's have some,
let's have some fun
(It translates to the end credits are rolling during the song: Goodbye From The Wiggles.)
Sam: (singing) Goodbye from the Wiggles
(with Captain Feathersword & the Other Wiggles singing.) It's time to say goodbye to you
Sam: (singing) Goodbye from the Wiggles
(with Captain Feathersword & the Other Wiggles singing.) It's time to say goodbye
Sam: (singing) Goodbye from the Wiggles
(with Captain Feathersword & the Other Wiggles singing.) It's time to say goodbye to you
Sam: (singing) Goodbye from the Wiggles
(with Captain Feathersword & the Other Wiggles singing.) It's time to say goodbye
(They were all saying goodbye at the end of the song. Until, the endboard is shown.)