"The Toilet Song" is a Wiggles song from The Wiggles' Big Ballet Day! album and video.
Lyrics[]
Album Version[]
Lachy: Can you take the toilet challenge?
Can you sit on the toilet for this whole song?
And at the end you can press the button to flush.
How does that sound?
Emma: First, are you sitting on the toilet?
Oh, great! Are you ready?
Okay, here we go.
Emma and Lachy: Are you sitting on the toilet?
See what you can do.
Now you're sitting on the toilet.
You can do a wee or a poo.
Emma: Now try it.
Do you feel it coming?
Any luck?
Oh, that’s okay. Let's try it again.
Lachy: We’re halfway through the toilet challenge.
You’re like a prince or princess on a throne.
Can you feel anything coming soon?
Good luck!
Emma: Okay. Let’s try it again.
Are you ready? Here we go.
Emma and Lachy: When you sit on the toilet.
Like a prince or a princess on a throne.
When you sit on the toilet.
You can do a wee or poo on your own.
Emma: (gasps) You did it!
You sat there for the whole song.
And now it's clean up time.
Now you can press the button and flush the toilet after the count of three.
Are you ready? One, two, three, flush!
Yippee!
DVD Version[]
Lachy: Well, you're in the foyer of the ballet show
And you may feel like you need to go
To the toilet with your mum or dad...
Right this way.
Emma: (gasps) There are the dancing ushers,
showing you the way to the bathroom, to use the toilet.
Off you go.
Emma and Lachy: Are you sitting on the toilet?
See what you can do.
Now you're sitting on the toilet.
You can do a wee or a poo.
Emma: Now try it.
Do you feel it coming?
Any luck?
Oh, well done. It's time to flush.
Lachy: Well done to Felix. He went to the toilet.
He washed his hands and now he's eating popcorn.
Now Amelia's going to the toilet before the show
With Mum.
Emma: Don't forget, if you're at the ballet
and you need to go to the toilet, like Felix or Amelia,
Mum or Dad will take you.
Emma and Lachy: If you want to go to the toilet,
A good time to go is before the show.
There's a sign to the toilet.
Tell your mum or dad if you want to go...
Emma: (gasps) You did it!
You went to the toilet and now it's clean up time.
Now you can press the button and flush the toilet after the count of three.
Are you ready? One, two, three, flush!
And don't forget to wash your hands.
Song Credits[]
Trivia[]
- The song was uploaded on The Wiggles' YouTube channel on January 17th 2019. Another variation featuring Tsehay was uploaded on February 25th 2023.
Performances/Appearances[]
Video Appearances[]
Album Appearances[]
- The Wiggles' Big Ballet Day!
- We're All Fruit Salad!: The Wiggles' Greatest Hits
- Wiggle and Learn: 100 Educational Songs for Children