Anthony, Murray, Wags and the Captain play a game asking questions and their favorite vegetables.
"Murray's here and so are you"
"My name's Anthony and I wear blue"
"Follow the story and help us, too"
"Sometimes what happens is up to you"
Anthony and Murray hearing something barking
"Murray, can you hear something?"
"I can, Anthony, but I'm not sure what it is."
"Can you hear something?"
"Oh, it's the sound of a dog barking."
"You're right, it is the sound of a dog barking."
"It must be Wags the Dog."
"Look, everybody, it is Wags the Dog."
"Let's all say Woof Wags."
"Wags, it's so good to see you."
"Let me give you a pat on the head."
Murray patting Wags on the head
"I love to be patted by my friends."
"Anthony, Wags, did you hear something?"
"Yes, Murray, I heard something, as well."
"It sounded like the laugh of a pirate."
"A-ha, a pirate who laughs."
"That means a friendly pirate."
"Oh, you think it's Captain Feathersword."
"You're right, it might be Captain Feathersword."
"It is Captain Feathersword."
"Ahoy there, Captain Feathersword."
Captain's hat falling off
"You seem to have dropped your pirate hat."
"So I have, Anthony. I better pick that up."
Captain picks up his hat while Anthony catches his feathersword.
Anthony catching the feathersword
"Captain, when you picked up your pirate hat, your dropped your feathersword."
Anthony throwing the sword
"So I have. Thank you very much, Anthony I need that sword."
"You've dropped your pirate hat!"
"Oh, my hat indeed, Anthony."
"Thank you very much. I need that hat."
"It happened again, Captain!"
"Here's your feathersword."
"Thank you. Oh, yes indeed."
"I'm having my feathersword in my hand."
"You dropped your pirate hat!"
Captain retrieving his hat
Captain putting his hat back on
"Hang on a second, Captain. This keeps happening."
"What I'm gonna ask you to do is something very special."
"Place the pirate hat firmly on your head."
Captain touching his head
"Now, Captain, assume the Arabist position."
"The Arabest? I know that one, Anthony."
Captain doing an Arabist position
"Fantastic, now you're ready to catch the feathersword. Here it comes."
Anthony throwing the feathersword
The feathersword hitting Captain on the head
"I'm fine indeed, Anthony."
"I'll just give you your feathersword."
"Our friends are over here."
"You're right, it's Murray and Wags the Dog."
"Ahoy there, me hearties."
Captain tickling Wags with his feathersword
"Captain Feathersword, you gotta stop tickling Wags the wonderful dog."
"Alright Anthony, I won't tickle Wags the Wonderful Dog."
"But I didn't say I wouldn't tickle you and Murray."
"It's good you're here, Captain, because I wanted to ask everyone a question."
"My problem is that I wanted to have fun asking the question."
"I wonder how I can do that?"
Anthony leaving the others alone
"Let's take a moment to see what's passed"
"Keep following the story until the last"
"Help us out; it's easy to do"
"What happens next? It's up to you!"
"So what do you think I can do to make my questions fun?"
"So you think the question should be part of a game."
"Hey, that's a great idea!"
"Hey, guys, I just got a great suggestion."
"Instead of just asking questions,"
"we're gonna ask questions in the form of a game."
"Okay, here we go. Let's all stand in a circle."
Captain, Anthony, Murray and Wags standing in a circle
"And now we're all ready. I have a question to ask."
"I want to know what's your favorite vegetables."
"You want to know what my favorite vegetable is?"
"I want to know your favorite vegetable."
"My favorite vegetable is a carrot."
"Are we gonna make vegetable soup, Anthony?"
"No, we're not gonna make vegetable soup."
"We're gonna play Vegetable Soup."
"Of course, I should have guessed!"
"We all stand in a circle like this and when Anthony calls out a vegetable,"
"we have to move to another place in the circle."
"Absolutely right, Murray, but wait's there more."
"If I say Vegetable Soup, everybody has to move."
Murray and Captain switching directions
Wags and Captain switching directions
Anthony and Murray switching directions
Everyone moving directions
Everyone switching directions
"Oh, Anthony, that was great fun. But speaking of food,"
"I gotta get back to the S.S Feathersword and make dinner for my shipmates."
"And I got to home to my kettle and chew on a nice juicy bone."
"Murray, I'll be back in a second."
Anthony leaving Murray alone
"Murray's here and so are you"
"My name's Anthony; I wear blue"
"You followed the story and helped us through"
"We all had fun and we hope you did, too"
"That was a great game, Murray."
"Not only was the game great fun, but it was also tasty."
"Well, it was a game about food."
"Let's sing a song about very familiar and hungry kittens who wanted to eat some pie."