This is the transcript for Wags Can't Stand Still!.
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Lachy: Get ready
Wiggles: Shooby-dooby-do
Lachy: To wiggle
We’ve been ready for so long
Get ready
Wiggles: Shooby-dooby-do
Lachy: To wiggle
When you wiggle, you can’t go wrong
Get ready
Wiggles: Shooby-dooby-do
Lachy: To wiggle
Wiggle will make you big and strong
Get ready
Wiggles: Shooby-dooby-do
Lachy: To wiggle
Come on and wiggle to this song
Wiggle to this song
Anthony: Let’s all sing!
Wiggles: Bah-da bah-bah bah-da bah-da
Bah-da bah-bah bah-da bah-da
Bah-da bah-bah bah-da bah-da
Anthony: Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle!
Wiggle!
Tsehay: Hi, everyone!
Today I’m teaching the Wiggles and Wags some super cool physical challenges.
Let’s see how they go.
Lucia, can you sit as still as a statue?
Lucia: I sure can.
Tsehay: Great.
Lachy, can you sit as still as a statue?
Lachy: Oh, I sure can.
Tsehay: Wonderful.
Wags, can you sit as still as a statue?
Wags: Ruff!
Ruff-ruff! Ruff-ruff!
Lucia: Oh, Wags!
Wags: Ruff-ruff! Ruff-ruff!
Tsehay: Let’s try it again. A different one this time.
Lucia, can you stand as still as a tall building?
Lucia: I’ll give that a go.
Tsehay: Pretty still.
Lachy, can you stand as still as a tall building?
Lachy: I’ll give it a go.
Tsehay: That’s good too.
Wags, can you stand as still as a tall building?
Wags: Ruff!
Ruff-ruff! Ruff-ruff!
Lachy: Oh, no!
Wags: Ruff-ruff! Ruff-ruff!
Tsehay: Wagsie!
Oh, Lachy and Lucia are doing great, but Wags just can’t stand still.
Wags: Ruff!
Tsehay: Let’s try it one more time.
Lucia, can you stand like a still motorbike?
Lucia: Oh, of course I can.
Tsehay: Vroom!
Lucia: Vroom!
Tsehay: Vroom!
Lucia: Vroom!
Tsehay: Great.
Lachy, can you stand like a still motorbike?
Lachy: Yes.
Tsehay: Vroom!
Lachy: Vroom!
Tsehay: Vroom-vroom!
Lachy: Vroom-vroom!
Tsehay: Vroom!
Lachy: Vroom!
Tsehay: That was great, too.
Wags, can you stand like a still motorbike?
Wags: Ruff!
All: Oh! Oh!
Tsehay: Oh!
Everyone, Wags just can’t stand still.
What to do?
Lachy: Well, the only thing that we can do is to call our local vet.
She might know how to help.
Tsehay: Oh, what’s her name?
Lucia: Dr Kay Nine.
Tsehay: Oh, amazing. I’ve got a Wiggly phone.
Lucia: Oh, perfect.
Lachy: Speed dial.
Hello, Doctor
Lucia: Dr Kay Nine
Tsehay: Veterinary specialist
Wags: Ruff-ruff! Ruff-ruff-ruff!
Lachy: Wags can’t stand still
Lucia: And he just keeps moving
All:: We need your help
We need your help.
Lachy: Oh, she said she’s on her way.
(DOORBELL RINGS)
Lachy: Oh, well, that was quick.
Caterina (As Dr Kay Nine): Hello, Wiggles!
Dr Kay Nine here, but you can call me Dr K.
How can I help?
VOICEOVER: Why can’t Wags the Dog stand still?
Does he have ants in his pants?
Does Dr Kay Nine have a lead on how to solve this problem?
Caterina and Tsehay: There was an old man named Michael Finnegan
He had whiskers on his chin-a-gen
Along came the wind and blew them in again
Poor old Michael Finnegan, begin again.
Lucia and Evie: There was an old man named Michael Finnegan
He had whiskers on his chin-a-gen
Along came the wind and blew them in again
Poor old Michael Finnegan, begin again.
Lachy and Anthony: There was an old man named Michael Finnegan
He had whiskers on his chin-a-gen
Along came the wind and blew them in again
Poor old Michael Finnegan, begin again.
Simon and John (FASTER): There was an old man named Michael Finnegan
He had whiskers on his chin-a-gen
Along came the wind and blew them in again
Poor old Michael Finnegan, begin again.
Simon: One, two, three, four!
(FAST, UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS)
Simon (Voiceover): Wiggle and Move.
Caterina: Can you try this?
Arms above your head.
Your hands make the tip.
Now jump up and down.
You’re a rocket ship!
Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one, blast off!
Simon (Voiceover): The letter ‘M’.
Simon: M, mmm!
M, mmm!
M, mmm!
M is for milk
M, mmm!
M, mmm!
M, mmm!
M is for milk
M, mmm!
M, mmm!
M, mmm!
M is for milk
M, mmm!
M, mmm!
M, mmm!
M is for milk
Mmmm…
Milk!
Tsehay: Well, everyone, Dr Kay Nine’s here, because every time we give Wags a physical challenge, he just can’t stand still.
We don’t know what to do.
Wags: Ruff!
Caterina (as Dr Kay Nine): Oh, OK. Wiggles and Wags, can you show me how you stand still and tall.
Tsehay, first, please.
Tsehay: I am standing still and tall.
Caterina (as Dr Kay Nine): Wonderful. Lucia?
Lucia: I am standing still and tall.
Caterina (as Dr Kay Nine): Fabulous. Lachy?
Lachy: I am standing still and tall.
Caterina (as Dr Kay Nine): Sensational. Wags the Dog?
Wags: Ruff! Ruff! Ruff! Ruff! Ruff! Ruff! Ruff!
Lachy: Oh!
Lucia: Oh, Wags!
Caterina (as Dr Kay Nine): Oh, OK. I’ve seen enough. Wiggles, please take a seat.
Wags the Dog, can you do the scritchy-scratchy flea-fly dance?
Wags: Ruff!
(GUITAR PLAYS)
Caterina (as Dr Kay Nine): Hey, Wags
Others: Hey, Wags
Caterina (as Dr Kay Nine): Whoa, Wags
Others: Whoa, Wags
Do the scritchy-scratchy flea-fly dance
Wags: Ruff! Ruff!
Caterina (as Dr Kay Nine): Hey, Wags
Others: Hey, Wags
Caterina (as Dr Kay Nine): Whoa, Wags
Others: Whoa, Wags
Do the scritchy-scratchy flea-fly dance
Scritchy-scratchy flea-fly dance
Wags: Ruff! Ruff! Ruff!
Caterina (as Dr Kay Nine): Oh, OK. I think I’ve got it.
Wags the Dog, please sit down.
Wags: Ruff!
Caterina (as Dr Kay Nine): The reason that Wags the Dog is scratching and not standing still is he has fleas.
He needs some flea powder.
This should do it.
OK.
Wiggles and Wags the Dog, please stand still and tall.
Tsehay: I am standing still and tall
Lucia: I am standing still and tall
Lachy: I am standing still and tall
Wags: Ruff! Ruff! Ruff! Ruff! Ruff! Ruff! Ruff!
Caterina (as Dr Kay Nine): Oh, my work here is done.
All: Thank you, Dr Kay Nine.
Caterina (as Dr Kay Nine): Oh, as I like to say, ooh-roo!
Wags: Ooh-roo!
Lucia: Let’s do the tango with Wags.
(MUSIC PLAYS)
John: Here we go.
Caterina: Go
Simon: Wags the dog
Wiggles: He like to tango
Simon: Wags the dog
Wiggles: He calls it rango
Simon: Wags the dog
Wiggles: it rhymes with mango
Simon: Wags the dog
Wiggles: He like to tango
Simon: Wags the dog
Wiggles: He calls it rango
Simon: Wags the dog
Wiggles: it rhymes with mango
Anthony: Everybody, Wags.
He’s dancing with Lucia the tango, from Argentina.
And now, Captain dances with Wags.
Captain: La-la-la-la!
Anthony: Man and beast.
All: Oh!
Simon: Wags the dog
Wiggles: He like to tango
Simon: Wags the dog
Wiggles: He calls it rango
Simon: Wags the dog
Wiggles: It rhymes with mango.
Tango!
Rango!
Mango!
Caterina: Wagsie!
Simon: Say goodbye, pizza pie
Lachy and Tsehay: See you mate, chocolate cake
John and Caterina: Goodbye to you, tiramisu
Lucia: Off you dart, banana tart
Simon: Say goodbye, pizza pie.