Wigglepedia Fanon: Dorothy Soccer Coach

Dorothy Soccer Coach is an episode of Wiggly Party (TV Series).

Synopsis[]

The Wiggles are having a soccer showdown with Dorothy as the coach, but she bosses everyone around so much that things started going wrong, later before the game, Greg finds Dorothy sitting on the garden stairs crying with a hanky in her hand, so Greg comforts her and reminds her that Soccer is not about winning, it's about having fun

Songs[]

Wiggly Trivia Questions[]

What happened to the Captain's back?
Is soccer really about winning?
Stay tuned to find out.

Trivia[]

This episode has One guest star Dean Barnett the marketing narrator of The Wiggles' first and second North American distributors, Lyrick Studios and HIT Entertainment.
This is the third time Anthony goes crazy when someone blows the whistle, the first was The Wiggles Movie and the second was the Building Blocks episode of The Wiggles (TV Series 1)
The intro for Joannie Works With One Hammer was filmed on the same day as the intro for Move Like an Emu.
The soccer jerseys that The Wiggles wear are their favourite colours.

Transcript[]

(The episode begins with Anthony asking a question.)

Anthony: Everybody I have a question for you. Can you point your fingers? Yeah, and can you do the twist? You can, Great!

Greg: Oh, I've got one for you, can you try this? Can you stand on one foot? And shake your hands!

Murray: Great work everyone. Hey I've got an idea! Let's all point our fingers and do the twist together!

Jeff: Yeah, yeah!

(It fades into the song: Can You (Point Your Fingers And Do The Twist?) A scene where Greg & the kids are gonna have a dance. While, Anthony is playing a drum set, Murray is playing his electric guitar & Jeff is playing his keyboard.)

Greg: (singing) Can you point your fingers and do the twist?

Can you point your fingers and do the twist?

(with the other Wiggles singing.) Well, we're gonna go up and go down

Get back up and turn around

Can you point your fingers and do the twist?

Greg: (singing) Can you stand on one foot and shake your hands?

Can you stand on one foot and shake your hands?

(with the other Wiggles singing.) Well, we're gonna go up and go down

Get back up and turn around

Can you stand on one feet and shake your hands?

Greg: (singing) Can you point your fingers and do the twist?

Can you point your fingers and do the twist?

(with the other Wiggles singing.) Now, we're gonna go up and go down

Get back up and turn around

Can you point your fingers and do the twist?

(When the song ends. A keyboard transition takes us to the Wiggle Town soccer gym, where the Wiggles and their friends are in soccer jerseys getting ready for a game.)

Anthony: It's a fun time now everybody, we're playing in a soccer game in Wiggle town, What fun! It's me and Murray against Greg and Jeff our good friend Dorothy as The Soccer Coach, and Captain Feathersword as Goalie

Dorothy: OK everyone, let's get started! Jeff, what are you doing? (looks at Jeff, who is fast asleep on a bench.) Jeff it's time to practice for the game, wake up! (looks at everyone else, who is doing everything else but practicing). Nobody will be winning the game like this. Hmm, this will do the trick.

Murray: Dorothy, don't blow that whistle!

(But Dorothy blows the whistle & Jeff wakes up. Anthony begins to run up and down the gym, kicking a soccer ball, while munching an apple.)

Murray: Anthony does some very silly things when he hears a whistle.

Dorothy: No time for that right now Murray, it's practice time! Everyone to your positions.

(Everyone walks to their positions, but Jeff whispers to Greg.)

Jeff: A please would have been nice.

Dorothy: Now, because I can't use a whistle.

Anthony: Sorry, Dorothy.

Dorothy: I'll have to use this gong. Ready?

Everyone: Ready!

Dorothy: Good, deep breath! (takes a deep breath, hits the gong & everyone begins playing the game, but the others are running for the ball, spots the Captain standing upright at the goal.) Captain, you'll never block a ball standing like that. You have to crouch so you'll be ready to leap for the ball!

Captain: Oh, but Dorothy, I don't think my poor old pirate back can take it!

Dorothy: If you want to win this game, you have to crouch!

Captain: Oh, alright. (crouches, but immediately, his back let's out a lot of cracks and Dorothy pushes it and he falls to the ground.)

Dorothy: (Then, she sees the Wiggles running to kick the ball.) Wiggles, if you want to kick the ball and keep it you'll have to run faster!

Greg: But Dorothy, I think this is as fast as we can run.

Dorothy: Well, run faster! This game is all about winning and no sit down breaks.

Murray: But, Dorothy, Hold on-

Dorothy: No buts! (She lets out a big scream, causing the ground to shake. Suddenly, her screaming causes the soccer gym to destroy and it smashes into hundreds of pieces.) Oh! What kind of a coach am I?! (She leaves the soccer gym while crying.)

Greg: Oh, no!

Murray, Jeff and Anthony: Oh what?

Greg: Oh, no!

Murray, Jeff and Anthony: Oh what?

Greg: Our coach Dorothy, we can't play soccer without a coach.

Anthony: You're right, Greg. We better find her.

Murray: Great idea, Wiggles. (with others.) To the Big Red Car!

(The Wiggles run to the Big Red Car & the Wiggly Trivia Questions roll.)

Wiggly Trivia Announcer: What has happened to Captain Feathersword's back? Is soccer really about winning? Stay tuned to find out.

(A hay bale transition takes us to the song: Fun on the Farm. A scene where the Wiggles & the kids sitting on bales of hay, while singing a about about our farm.)

Wiggles: (singing) Fun, fun on the farm

Fun, fun on the farm

Greg: (singing) Running in the paddock

Stacking up the hay

Life on the farm

You know there's lots of fun all day

Wiggles: (singing) Fun, fun on the farm

Fun, fun on the farm

Greg: (singing) Riding on the tractor

Planting the corn

In another paddock

A little baby calf's been born

Murray: Hey everyone, here's a farm joke.

How do sheep get themselves clean?

Jeff: How, Murray, how?

Murray: They have a Ba-a-a-a-ath

((He's laughing.) Ha, ha, ha, ha. hee, hee, hee)

Wiggles: (singing) Fun, fun on the farm

Fun, fun on the farm

Greg: (singing) Working the field

With a dog named Blue

Rounding up the sheep

Living on a farm there's lots to do

Wiggles: (singing) Fun, fun on the farm

Fun, fun on the farm

Dorothy: (sobbing.) Why couldn't I have been a nicer coach, (grabs a big dinosaur-sized yellow handkerchief.) now my team will never win!(blows her nose in her hanky making a loud truck-like honking sound.)

(the Wiggles arrive at Dorothy's house.)

Jeff: Are you sure Dorothy ran here Greg?

Greg: I'm very sure Jeff

(the Wiggles hear a honking sound.)

Anthony: Huh?

Murray: Huh?

Jeff: Huh?

Greg: Huh?

Anthony: What was that?

Murray: It sounded like a truck's horn, and it's coming from Dorothy's garden

Greg: What's a truck doing in Dorothy's garden?

Jeff: We better have a look.

(The Wiggles run to Dorothy garden & discover Dorothy crying, that the honking was actually Dorothy blowing her nose.)

Greg: Dorothy, what's the matter?

Dorothy: (still sobbing.) I was being bossy during practice, and now our team will never win!

Greg: Oh, I see, you must be upset because of what happened during practice. But you know, soccer isn't about winning, it's about having fun.

Dorothy: (cheering up.) Having Fun?! Really?!

Greg: Yes. And I'll tell you what, if you ever get bossy again, we'll remind you and you'll be nicer instead.

Dorothy: Great idea (giggles.)

(A planet transition takes us to Greg & the kids playing with Play-Doh.)

Greg: We're having some fun playing with some dough, coloured dough. The good thing about dough is you can do lots of things with it. You can, uh, roll it. (rolling some dough.) Rolling it. And you can mush it up in your hands, like that. (mushing the coloured dough.) Madison and Nicola are doing that, and so as Emilia. You can also clap it. (clapping the dough.) Clap with it. And a really good thing you can do with dough, you can put it on the table like that and start hammering it, if you like. (putting the coloured dough on the table. Then, hammering to smash it down really hard.)

(A scene fades to the song: Joannie Works With One Hammer.)

Greg: (singing) Joannie works with one hammer

one hammer, one hammer

Joannie works with one hammer

then she works with two.

(with Jeff singing.) Joannie works with two hammers

two hammers, two hammers

Joannie works with two hammers

then she works with three.

(with Murray singing.) Joannie works with three hammers

three hammers, three hammers

Joannie works with three hammers

then she works with four.

Joannie works with four hammers

four hammers, four hammers

Joannie works with four hammers

then she works with five.

Joannie works with five hammers

five hammers, five hammers

Joannie works with five hammers

then she goes to sleep.

(go to sleep & wake up, except Jeff)

(train transition to Murray and Anthony)

Murray: Knock Knock

Anthony: Who's there?

Murray: Interrupting cow

Anthony: Inter...

Murray: Moo!

(a soccer ball transition takes us to Dean Barnett at the soccer field)

Dean: Hi everyone and Welcome to today's soccer game coming to you Live from the Wiggle Town soccer field, And today, I'll be bringing you all a tasty treat of highlights.

Anthony: Excuse me, I don't mean to interrupt, but is there really a tasty treat?

(a big crowd of spectators laugh at what Anthony said)

Dean: Not exactly, it's just a highlight expression (turns to the crowd of spectators) You know Anthony, the Blue Wiggle who is always hungry. Here have a green apple Anthony, this will give you the energy you need to win the game!

Anthony: Your right Dean (takes a bite out of a green apple while giggling) Oh better head back to my place!

Dean: Very well, now without any further of due, let's meet our soccer players on the field. First, He loves magic tricks, driving and his prize winning Banana Carrot Cake. Say hello to Greg Wiggle!

Greg: Hello Everyone!

Dean: Great, right behind Greg he loves sleeping, being snuggled under his blanket and singing I'm A Cow. Please put your hands together for Jeff Wiggle!

Jeff: Hi everyone, thanks for coming!

Dean: Cool, now behind Greg and Jeff, he loves apples, jokes and his friend Morty, it's Anthony Wiggle!

Anthony: G'day Everyone!

Dean: Alright, last but not least, he loves playing his guitar, Lilly Lavender and cheering up his friends. Here's Murray Wiggle!

Murray: Hello everyone!