Wigglepedia Fanon: Jeff And The Wiggles Big Show Concert

Jeff And The Wiggles Big Show Concert is an episode of "Wiggly Party"

Synopsis[]

It's a beautiful sunny day in Wiggle Town. Everyone is very excited. Today is The Big Show. Greg is practicing his magic, Murray is tuning his guitar, Anthony is combing his hair. Dorothy is warming up her singing voice. Cassie, Joseph, Clare, Sian, Emma and Jessie are practicing their dances. Everyone is ready for the show, except Jeff who is snoring in his armchair. Can Murray, Greg and Anthony wake him up so they can get to The Concert Hall.

Trivia[]

This is Clare Field and Joseph Field's first time on stage
In total Clare, Joseph, Cassie, Jessie, Sian and Emma have:
- 5 duck costumes (Clare, Emma, Sian, Jessie and Cassie)
- 6 pirate costumes with hats
- 6 Irish dancing costumes
- 6 wiggly coloured dancer outfits

Songs[]

All songs are same as The Wiggles Big Show (1997 Tour)

Transcript[]

Greg: (yawning) Good morning everyone! How did everyone sleep?

Anthony: Really good, I mean I was to excited to sleep last night.

Murray: Same here, I was wide awake. We have a big show today. Come on Greg, let's go.

Greg: Whoa, take it easy Murray, you are more excited then Anthony and I are. Let's check to see if we have everything.

Anthony: Okay Greg.

Greg: (Checking the list) Starting with Irish hats.

Anthony: Check.

Greg: Great! Jeff's accordion. He'll need it.

Murray: Check.

Greg: Fantastic, next. Anthony have you packed your lunch.

Anthony: Yes.

Greg: Okay, first aid kit. Don't want any dancers injured.

Murray: Check.

Greg: Next, mics and chargers for them.

Anthony: Check.

Greg: Baulga Whale Tails.

Anthony: Check.

Greg: Right, we're all set then.

Anthony: Time now is 5:30 and I'm hungry.

Greg: Great, whoo!

Anthony: Here is what we're having dried toast for you Greg, pancakes for you Murray and fruit salad for me.

(Anthony, Murray and Greg eat their breakfast, then the telephone rings)

Murray: (Wiping the maple syrup off his face) I'll get it. (Stands up and answers the phone) Hello?

Officer Beaples: Hi Murray, can you let the others know that the show will start at 7am?

Murray: Okay Officer Beaples.

Officer Beaples: And a little someone wants to say hi to you.

Georgia Munro Cook: Hi Daddy!

Murray: Hi little Georgia, how are you?

Georgia Munro Cook: Very good Daddy. Daddy, I love you.

Murray: I love you too Georgia.

Georgia Munro Cook: Bye Daddy, I'm going to play with Sian Ryan.

Murray: Bye Georgia. (hangs up the phone)

Greg: Okay, we better load the Big Red Car.

Anthony: Yeah.

Dorothy: (Walks In) Hi Greg. Hi Murray. Hi Anthony.

The Awake Wiggles: Hi Dorothy.

Anthony: Well, are we ready for The Big Show? I'm ready.

Greg: I'm ready too.

Murray: I'm ready.

Dorothy: I'm ready.

Anthony: Great, let's go.

Greg: (notices something) Hey, Jeff's not here.

Murray: Your right Greg. Where can he be?

Anthony: (hears Jeff snoring) I can hear him.

Greg: (walks to Jeff's bedroom door) Jeff, are you in there?

(Jeff's door opens and out steps Jeff in his pyjamas, holding his purple pillow and an alarm clock, looking really tired.)

Jeff: (yawning) Hi Greg. (rubbing his eyes) What's happening?

Greg: Jeff, you can't have forgotten.

Jeff: Forgotten what Greg?

Murray: The Wiggles Big Show Concert Jeff. Aren't you excited?

Jeff: (Sleepily) Uh yes, but I need some sleep guys.

Greg: Jeff, you can sleep in the Big Red Car on the way to the show.

Jeff: Uh, no thanks Greg, I want to stay home.

Anthony: But Jeff, the fans will be upset if you don’t come to the show.

Murray: Yeah, it’s boring being alone at Wigglehouse.

Dorothy: Hmm, what are we going to do? He'd rather stay home and sleep.

Murray: (Confused) I wonder why he won't go to the show. I mean, all the fans will be sad.

Greg: I was wondering about that too Murray. I hope we can be there by 7am.

Anthony: (thinks) What will make him change his mind.? (looks to the viewers) Sorry, what was that? You think we should make him breakfast and see if that will make him change his mind. Great idea! (looks at Greg, Murray and Dorothy) Guys, Our our friends said that we should make Jeff breakfast. What do you reckon?

Greg: Great idea Anthony. What does Jeff like to eat?

Dorothy: A bran muffin with some tomato and cheese on toast and cereal with banana.

Murray: We better hurry or we'll be late for the show.

(Anthony, Greg and Murray head to the kitchen to make breakfast for Jeff)

Anthony: (wearing his blue chef hat) Okay, he's having toast with tomato and cheese, cereal with banana and a bran muffin. He need something else.

Greg: (wearing his yellow chef hat) He needs something to keep him awake while performing.

Murray: I know, we could make him a fruit smoothie. That's bound to work.

(Anthony, Greg and Murray come back from the kitchen Jeff asleep in his favourite armchair)

Greg: Aw Jeff, he's such a sleepyhead.

Murray: (worried) I'm starting to get worried. It's not like Jeff to miss a show. What are we going to do? (looks at the viewers) Sorry, what was that? You think Greg, Anthony and I should sing and dance to wake Jeff up? Great idea. (looks at Greg, Anthony and Dorothy) Guys, our friends want us to sing and dance to wake Jeff up. What do you think?

Greg And Anthony: Great idea Murray.

Dorothy: Oh goody. Do my favourite dance, the Romp Bomp A Stomp.

Greg:(Singing) Well, you push your arms up in the air from side to side

Then the next thing we do is sing Romp Bomp A Chomp

Anthony And Murray: (Romp Bomp A Chomp)

Then you stamp your feet and we're doing the romp bomp a stomp

Romp Bomp A Stomp (Romp Bomp A Stomp)

Romp Bomp A Chomp (Romp Bomp A Chomp)

Romp Bomp A Stomp (Romp Bomp A Stomp)

Romp Bomp A Chomp (Romp Bomp A Chomp)

Well, it's Dorothy's dance and we're doing the romp bomp a stomp

Greg:(Singing) Well, you push your arms up in the air from side to side

Then the next thing we do is sing Romp Bomp A Chomp

Anthony And Murray: (Romp Bomp A Chomp)

Then you stamp your feet and we're doing the romp bomp a stomp

Romp Bomp A Stomp (Romp Bomp A Stomp)

Romp Bomp A Chomp (Romp Bomp A Chomp)

Romp Bomp A Stomp (Romp Bomp A Stomp)

Romp Bomp A Chomp (Romp Bomp A Chomp)

Well, it's Dorothy's dance and we're doing the romp bomp a stomp

Anthony: Well, did it work?

(The Awake Wiggles look at Jeff, still asleep)

Greg: Oh no, he still won't wake up. Although the dance will keep the rest of us awake.

Murray: I wish there was a way we could wake him up.

Greg: Yes, hmm, maybe I could do some magic. (puts on his magic hat and cape) Now, with this special "Wiggle Spray", Jeff will wake up.

Anthony: Uh, magic? Greg, are you sure that spray will wake him?

Greg: It says it can wake any sleepy person who snore the day away. Now, with a spray of this "Wiggle Spray" Jeff's eyes will open. Ready? One, two, three, spray! (sprays "The Wiggle Spray" over Jeff's eyes)

Jeff: (wakes up) Goodness me. What was that?

Murray, Dorothy and Anthony: Hooray! Jeff finally woke up!

Jeff: Hello everyone. What just happened? I felt something on my face, then I woke up.

Greg: Jeff, you're awake. How do you feel now?

Jeff: Ready for The Wiggles Big Show Greg!

Anthony: You mean you changed your mind Jeff?

Jeff: Yeah, Anthony, I did.

Murray: We were a bit worried about you Jeff.

Jeff: I know. Let's go to the concert hall.

Greg: Hold on Jeff. You're not ready to go yet, you're still in your pyjamas and you haven't had breakfast.

Jeff: Oh yeah, forgot about that.

Greg: (looks at the viewers) Can you help us get Jeff ready for the show? You will. Great. Okay, when I count three let's say "Get ready Jeff". Are you ready? One, two, three. (with Murray, Anthony and Dorothy) GET READY JEFF!!!!

(Jeff jumps out of his armchair and gets ready at supersonic speed)

Murray: Wow, that Jeff sure is getting ready quickly.

Jeff: (finishes getting ready) There, I'm all ready to go.

Greg: Excellent Jeff, we better hurry. The time is now 6:50.

Anthony: We better get going guys. We don't want to miss the show.

Murray: Alright then, does everyone have everything they need?

Anthony: (holding his packed lunch) Yes.

Jeff: (holding his purple pillow) Yes.

Greg: (holding the keys to the Big Red Car) Yes.

Murray: And I have my guitar. Right, let's go.

Dorothy: I'll meet you at the concert hall. (leaves)

The Wiggles: Bye Dorothy.

(Transition to The Wiggles arriving at The Concert Hall where Georgia greets her daddy)

Georgia Munro Cook: Daddy!

Murray: Hi Georgia, How was she Sian?

Sian Ryan: She was fine. We played Patty Cake, Peek a Boo and I read her a story.

Murray: Well, she likes you a lot

Sian Ryan: Yeah, she looks up to me like a big sister. I have a little sister, Emma.

Officer Beaples: Okay, all dancers to your places, the show is about to start.

Anthony: (as the announcer) Ladies and gentlemen, children of all ages, please put your hand together for The Wiggles.

Audince: (cheering)

Greg: (Singing) The Big Red Car rolls along the street

And to all the people that we meet

We like to say hello (say hello)

To the people that we

In the back are Wags and Dorothy

Captain Feathersword and Henry

They like to say hello (say hello)

To the people that they meet

Chorus

We beep the horn on the Big Red Car

We ride along and we travel far

Cos there's lots of people we can meet

In our Big Red Car

The road we travel is a bumpy ride

You know there's not a lot of room inside

As we sing our song

(Sing our song)

As we ride along

We beep the horn on the Big Red Car

We ride along and we travel far

Cos there's lots of people we can meet

In our Big Red Car

say hello Big Red Car

Greg: Hello. And welcome to the show today. It's great to see everybody here. We're The Wiggles. I'm Greg.

Murray: I'm Murray.

Jeff: I'm Jeff.

Anthony: And I'm Anthony. And since we're all here. Why don't we sing some songs together?

(Audience cheering)

Anthony: We would like to ask if the children can Clap Three Times Can Everyone Clap Three Times?

(The Wiggles Clap Three Times)

Anthony: Fantastic! Now Put Your Arms Out Like Opera Singers And Sing La La La Ready?

The Wiggles: La La La!

Anthony: Great! Now Bow To Your Partner Bow To The Person Next To You.

Anthony: Wonderful Then You Turn Around Hands In The Air Rock A Bye Your Bear And The Bear Is Now Asleep Shh Shh Shh Bears Now Asleep Shh Shh Shh Fantastic Let's Do Rock A Bye Your Bear Are You Ready?

Greg: Arms Up Everyone Let's Move Our Arms From Side To Side And Sing Rock A Bye Your Bear Great Idea Anthony!

Anthony: Thank You Greg!

Greg:(Singing) Everybody Clap Everybody Sing La La La

Bow To Your Partner

Then You Turn Around

Hands In The Air Rock A Bye Your Bear

Bears Now Asleep Shh Shh Shh

Greg: Arms Up Again Everyone Let's Move Our Arms From Side To Side That's The Way That's Groovy Doovy Alright!

Everybody Clap

Everybody Sing

La La La

Bow To Your Partner

Then You Turn Around

Hands In The Air Rock A Bye Your Bear

Bears Now Asleep Shh Shh Shh

(Jeff Yawns)

Bears Now Asleep Shh Shh Shh

Anthony: Hey Greg

Greg: Yes Anthony

Anthony: You Know I Can Hear Somebody Snoring!

Greg: Yeah I Can Hear Somebody Snoring Too!

Anthony and Greg: Where's That Snoring Coming From?

Greg: Who's Asleep?

Murray: They Are Saying It's Jeff

Greg: It's Jeff Whoa I Don't Believe This You're Right Everybody Jeffrey Is Always Falling Asleep Hey I Got An Idea When I Count Three Let's Say Wake Up Jeff Hopefully That Will Wake Him Up And He'll Jump Up And Down And Do All Sorts Of Silly Things Alright Are You Ready One Two Three!

Audience: Wake Up Jeff!

(Jeff Wakes Up And Starts Flapping Like A Bird)

Jeff: Tweet Tweet Tweet

Murray: Hold It There Jeff! Jeff Are You Awake Now?

Jeff: Yes I'm Awake Now Murray

Murray: Well Don't Fall Asleep Again Jeff Cause We Need You For The Next Song Zingle Zangle

Jeff: I Won't Fall Asleep Again I Won't

Greg: That's Good Jeffrey Don't Fall Asleep Please Cause We Need You To... (Jeff Starts Snoring Again) Jeff! Oh No Let's Wake Him Up One More Time One Two Three!

Audience: Wake Up Jeff!

Jeff: Tweet Tweet Tweet

Anthony: Jeffrey Are You Awake Now? Tweet Tweet!

Jeff: I'm Awake Now Tweet Tweet!

Anthony: Right Jeffrey What We Need You To Do Is To Show Everybody!

Jeff: Everybody!

Anthony: Everybody!

Jeff: Everybody

Anthony: How To Point Your Fingers

Jeff: Point My Fingers

Anthony: And Do The Twist

Jeff: And Do The Twist!

Greg: Hey That's Great Jeff That's Great Twisting Now Jeffrey I Got One For You Can You Stand On One Foot

Jeff: Stand On One Foot

Greg: And Shake Your Hands

Jeff: Yeah Yeah!

Murray: Hey I Know Let's All Point Our Fingers and Do The Twist Together Yeah Yeah

Greg: Alright Everybody Let's All Get Ready To Point Our Fingers and Do The Twist Here We Go!

Greg:(Singing) Can You Point Your Fingers And Do The Twist?

Anthony: Everybody's Twisting Greg!

Can You Point Your Fingers and Do it The Twist

Anthony: We're All Doing The Twist!

Now We're Going Go Up And Go Down Get Back Up And Turn Around Can You Point Your Fingers And Do The Twist?

Anthony: What's Next Greg What's Next

Greg: Can You Stand On One Foot And Shake Your Hands?

Murray: Oh Boy That's Hard!

Greg: Yeah Can You Stand On One Foot and Shake Your Hands?

Well We're Going Go Up And Then Down Get Back Up And Turn Around Can You Stand On One Foot And Shake Your Hands

Anthony: What's next Greg?

Can you point your fingers and do the twist?

Jeff: Pointy pointy pointy pointy.

Can you point your fingers and do the twist?

Anthony: I'm twisting really fast.

Now, we're gonna go up and go down

Get back up and turn around

Can you point your fingers and do the twist?

Greg: Cha cha cha. Give yourselves a big clap. That was great twisting everyone. Well done.

Anthony: Great twisting, well done. Well, I've got a question for you and the question is, what's green? What's green? Has yellow spots, wears a white, fluffy hat, carries roses and sings "Romp Bomp a Chomp, hey! Romp Bomp a Chomp, hey!" Anyone know who it is?

Audience: Dorothy!

Anthony: That's right, it's Dorothy The Dinosaur! now here's a song about how the first time we've met Dorothy the Dinosaur!

(Song: Dorothy the Dinosaur plays and Dorothy the Dinosaur comes out on stage)

Greg: (singing) I looking out the window late the other night she was sitting in the garden and gave me such a fright eating all Mums roses there in the moonlight it was Dorothy the Dinosaur!

I knew that if Mum she'd never let her stay a dinosaur as big as her as seen in night and day I have to find a place where I can hide her away Dorothy the Dinosaur!

Wiggles: Romp Bomp A Chomp Romp Bomp A Chomp Romp Bomp A Chomp Romp Bomp A Chomp Romp Bomp A Chomp Romp Bomp A Chomp!

Greg: (singing) Dorothy the Dinosaur Chomp I knew that she was so big she soon be found my mother called the dog catcher he came around when he layed his eyes on her he fell to the ground.

Dog Catcher: Now I take it that's Dorothy the Dinosaur!

Wiggles: Romp Bomp A Chomp Romp Bomp A Chomp Romp Bomp A Chomp Romp Bomp A Chomp Romp Bomp A Chomp Romp Bomp A Chomp Romp Bomp A Chomp!

Greg: That's Dorothy the Dinosaur! Chomp! they called the police to take her right away they called up the zoo to find a place to stay I said they couldn't take her I said No way! That's Dorothy the Dinosaur!

Dorothy The Dinosaur: That's Me!

Wiggles: Romp Bomp A Chomp Romp Bomp A Chomp Romp Bomp A Chomp Romp Bomp A Chomp Romp Bomp A Chomp Romp Bomp A Chomp Romp Bomp A Chomp!

Greg: That's Dorothy the Dinosaur. Chomp

Wiggles: Romp Bomp A Chomp Romp Bomp A Chomp Romp Bomp A Chomp Romp Bomp A Chomp Romp Bomp A Chomp Romp Bomp A Chomp Romp Bomp A Chomp!

Greg: That's Dorothy the Dinosaur Chomp! How about a big clap for Dorothy wasn't she great!

Dorothy!

Audience: (Clapping And Cheering!)

Dorothy The Dinosaur: Thank You!

(Officer Beaples arrived on stage)

Anthony: That Was Great Everyone Dorothy Would You Like to dance with us again?

Dorothy The Dinosaur: Yeah I Would Love Too!

Anthony: Okay But Dorothy There Are a lot of dances in the world what Dance would you like to do?

Dorothy The Dinosaur: Romp Bomp A Stomp

Anthony: Great! First We Will Someone to Counted in (Notices Officer Beaples) Officer Beaples Would You mind coming up the front we'll start the song off and Officer Beaples Will Blow Her Whistle to Start The Song

Officer Beaples: (Blowing Her Whistle To Start The Song)

Greg: (singing) Well You Push your arms up in the air from side to side Then the next thing we do is sing Romp Bomp A Chomp

Wiggles: Romp Bomp A Chomp!

Greg: and you stamp your feet and we're doing the romp bomp a stomp

Romp Bomp a stomp

Romp Bomp a Chomp

Romp Bomp a stomp

Romp Bomp A Stomp

Well it's Dorothy's dance and we're doing the romp bomp a stomp

Well You Push your arms up in the air from side to side Then the next thing we do is sing Romp Bomp A Chomp

Then You Stamp your feet and we're doing the romp bomp a stomp

Romp Bomp a stomp

Romp Bomp a Chomp

Romp Bomp a stomp

Romp Bomp a Chomp

Well It's Dorothy's dance and we're doing the romp bomp a stomp!

Anthony: That's Fantastic A Big Clap For Dorothy The Dinosaur

Audience: (Clapping And Cheering)

Anthony: Dorothy Would You Like to Dance with us Later?

Dorothy The Dinosaur: Yeah!

Anthony: Okay See You Later Dorothy

(Dorothy Leaves The Stage And Murray Arrives On Stage Wearing a Doctor Jacket)

Anthony: Hey Look Everyone It's Doctor Murray

Doctor Murray: (Worried tone) Hi Everyone

Anthony: Oh Doctor Murray You Look Worried What Happened

Doctor Murray: I'm On My Way to See Five Joeys Who Sadly Jumped on The Bed And Bump Their Heads I Better Check To See How They Are (Leaves Stage)

Anthony: Okay While You're Doing That I Can See Lots Of Joeys Jumping There Jumping There Jumping There Jumping Jumping Jumping Everyone's Jumping Doctor Murray!

Anthony: (Starts Singing) There Were Five Little Joeys Jumping On the Bed One Fell Off And Bump His Head!

Jeff: Ow!

Anthony: We've Called Up the Doctor and Doctor Said

Doctor Murray: No More Joeys Jumping On the Bed

Anthony: There are Still Four Left Here We Go There Were Four Little Joeys Jumping On the Bed One Fell Off And Bump Her Head

Jeff: Ow!

Anthony: We Called Up the Doctor and Doctor Said

Doctor Murray: No More Joeys Jumping On the Bed

Anthony: Three Left Come on Joeys Three Little Joeys Jumping On the Bed One Fell Off And Bump His Head

Jeff: Ow

Anthony: We've Called Up the Doctor and Doctor Said

Doctor Murray: No More Joeys Jumping On the Bed

Anthony: Two Left Here We Go! Two Little Joeys Jumping On the Bed One Fell Off And Bump Her Head

Jeff: Ow

Anthony: We Called Up the Doctor and Doctor Said

Doctor Murray: No More Joeys Jumping On the Bed

Anthony: One Joey Left! There was One Little Joey Jumping on the Bed He Fell Off And Bump His Head

Jeff: Ow!

Anthony: We Called Up the Doctor and Doctor Said

Doctor Murray: No More Joeys Jumping On the Bed (Starts Jumping)

Anthony: Wahoo Look at the Doctor There Was One Silly Doctor Jumping On the Bed He Fell Off And Bump His Head

Jeff: Ow

Anthony: We Called Up the Joeys and The Joeys Said

The Joeys: No Silly Doctors Jumping On the Bed

Anthony: Fantastic Give Yourselves a big Clap Everybody right now we have our Irish hats on and we need your help to sing Di dicki do dum Sing Along Clap Along Let's Do Di Dicki Do Dum

Greg: (Singing) Di dicki do dum

Di dum do

Di dicki do dum

Dicki dicki di dum

Di dicki do dum

Di dum do

Di dicki do dum

Di dum do

(With Other Wiggles Singing) Di dicki do dum

Di dum do

Di dicki do dum

Dicki dicki di dum

Di dicki do dum

Di dum do

Di dicki do dum

Di dum do

(Anthony plays tin whistle while Clare, Joseph, Sian, Emma, Jessie and Cassie Irish dance)

Greg: (Singing) Di dicki do dum

Di dum do

Di dicki do dum

Dicki dicki di dum

Di dicki do dum

Di dum do

Di dicki do dum

Di dum do

(With The Other Wiggles) Di dicki do dum

Di dum do

Di dicki do dum

Dicki dicki di dum

Di dicki do dum

Di dum do

Di dicki do dum

Di dum do

Anthony: (Laughs) Hey, hey, how about a big clap for our friends, Henry The Octopus, Dorothy The Dinosaur and Wags The Dog.

Henry the Octopus: Wonderful Dancing Everyone

Greg: Hey Look Everyone It's Henry the Octopus Let's All Say Hi To Henry

Wiggles: Hi Henry

Henry the Octopus: Hi Everybody Breebop I Have A Special Dance To Show you All

Greg: That's Great Henry!

Henry the Octopus: (Singing) Come and have a Dance with me Henry the Octopus!

Greg: (Singing) Henry the Octopus a very special friend to me

Henry the Octopus

Henry the Octopus: I Have A Great a dance for you to see

Greg: Well Tell us now Henry what we all should do tell us now Henry We want to dance Like You

Henry the Octopus: Put Your hands above your head start to bop up and down now let's spin around and around

Henry the Octopus a very special friend to me

Henry the Octopus

I have a Great Dance For you to see

well Tell Us now Henry what we all should do tell us now Henry We want to dance Like You

Put your hands above your head

Start to bop up and down

now let's spin around and around

Henry the Octopus a very special friend to me Henry the Octopus

Henry the Octopus: Thank You all for Dancing with Thank you All for Dancing with me!!!!

Greg: How about a big clap for Henry

(Captain Feathersword Arrives On Stage)

Anthony: Hey Look Everyone It's Captain Feathersword The Friendly Pirate Let's Say Ahoy there Captain Feathersword

Wiggles: Ahoy There Captain Feathersword!

Captain Feathersword: Ahoy There Me Hearties (Dropping His Feathersword)

Anthony: Captain You Dropped Your Feathersword (Picks Up The Feathersword)

Captain Feathersword: Oh So I Have I'm Going to Need It Back Anthony (Dropping His Hat)

Anthony: Captain Your Hat (Picks Up The Hat)

Captain Feathersword: My Hat Oh Dear (Dropping His Feathersword)

Anthony: Captain Your Feathersword (Picks Up The Feathersword)

Captain Feathersword: Oh No My Feathersword (Dropping His Hat)

Anthony:(Wearing a Rooster Hat) Captain Your Hat

Captain Feathersword: Thank You (Noticing Anthony Wearing a Rooster Hat) Well Blow Me Down

(Anthony Blows Captain Feathersword Down)

Captain Feathersword: Ahh! (Falls Down)

Anthony: Captain Are You Okay (Helps Captain Up)

Captain Feathersword: I'm Fine Anthony I Just Feel Like Saying Quack Quack Quack

Anthony: Captain Did You Just Say Quack Quack Quack?

Captain Feathersword: Yes Anthony Indeed I Said Quack Quack Quack

Anthony: We Say That Too Ready Everyone Quack Quack Quack

Captain Feathersword: How about Um Cock A Doodle Do?

Anthony: We Can Say That Too Cock A Doodle Do!

(Murray Arrives On Stage Wearing a Rooster Hat)

Captain Feathersword And Anthony: (Noticing Murray Wearing a Rooster Hat) Well Blow Us Down!

(Murray Blows Them Down)

Captain Feathersword And Anthony: Ahh! (Falls Down)

Murray: Are You Guys Alright

Captain Feathersword And Anthony: Yeah!

Greg: (Wearing a Duck Hat) Captain Take a Look At This Jeff And I We Have These Duck Hats On So Jeff Let's Give These A Test Are You Ready!

Jeff: (Wearing a Duck Hat) I'm Ready

Greg and Jeff: Quack Quack Quack!

Greg: Well Everything Seems to be Working Perfectly So Now We Can All Quack Quack Quack And Cock A Doodle Do Together!

Captain Feathersword: Oh What a Great idea Gregory!

Greg: Thank You Captain (singing) Captain Feathersword Fell Asleep on his pirate ship Then he woke up on a farm

Captain Feathersword: Oh My Goodness Me!

Greg: With Roosters and Ducks Singing This Song Quack Quack Quack Quack Cock A Doodle Do

Quack Quack Quack Quack Cock A Doodle Do

.Greg: So Now Everyday When Talks This Is What he says

Captain Feathersword: Quack Quack Quack Cock A Doodle Do

Greg: He Also Does A Farmyard Dance You Can Do It Too!

Captain Feathersword: Here We Go Again!

Quack Quack Quack Quack Cock A Doodle Do Quack Quack Quack Quack Cock A Doodle Do Quack Quack Quack Cock A Doodle Do Quack Quack Quack A Doodle Do

Greg: Well Is He A Rooster

Anthony: Or A Pirate

Captain Feathersword: Well I Just Don't know Ahoy There Ahoy There Ahoy Cock A Doodle There Oh?

Greg: He Also Does A Farmyard Dance You Can Do It Too!

Captain Feathersword: Farmyard!!!!

(Sian Clare Cassie Emma and Jessie Arrives On Stage Wearing Duck Costumes)

Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Cock A Doodle Do Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Cock A Doodle Do Quack Quack Quack Quack A Doodle Do Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Cock A Doodle Do Quack Quack Quack Quack Cock A Doodle Do Quack Quack Quack A Doodle Do

Captain Feathersword: Wow!

Greg: Great Quacking Everyone Give yourselves a big clap That Was Alot Of Fun Well Done!

Murray: I Like That Why don't We Sing a song about Five Little Ducks Here We Go (Singing) Five Little Ducks Went Out One day Over the Hill and Far Away Father Duck Said Quack Quack Quack But Only Four Little Ducks Came Back Four Little Ducks Went Out One Day Over the Hill and Far Away Father Duck Said Quack Quack Quack Quack But Only Three Little Ducks Came Back Three Little Ducks Went Out one day over the hils Father Duck Said Quack Quack Quack Quack But Only Two Little Ducks Came Back two Little Ducks Went Out One day Over the Hill And Far Away Father Duck Said Quack Quack Quack Quack But only one Little Duck Came Back One Little Duck Went out One day Over the Hill and Far Away Father Duck Said Quack Quack Quack Quack But None Of The Five Came Ducks Came Back

Murray: (Feeling Sad) Oh Dear That Made Father Duck Really Sad

(Just Then Crying Is Heard)

Captain Feathersword: (Crying) oh The little ducks have gone away

Murray: (Noticing Captain Feathersword Crying) Aw It's Captain Feathersword Aw He's Very Sad (Picks Up A Bucket And Brings To The Captain) Don't Cry Captain Here's A Hankie

Captain Feathersword: (Cries) Oh Thank you Murray (Puts His Face In The Hankie)

(Captain Then Puts The Hankie On The Bucket As The Water Flows Inside It

Murray: Your Finnished? Oh Still Going! You Finnish Then

Captain Feathersword: Yeah

Murray: Wow Alot Of Tears Captain Captain There's a Happy Ending

Captain Feathersword: (Laughs) Really!!!

Murray: There Is Cause You're Laughing Already Father Duck Went Looking For The Five Little Ducks

Captain Feathersword: Hooray!

Murray: (Singing) Old Father Duck Went out One day Over the Hill and Far Away Father Duck Said Quack Quack Quack Quack And All Of the Five Little Ducks Came Back! Aww You Sang That Beautifully Give yourselves a big Quack Quack Quack Quack

Anthony: You Know all this singing and dancing has made me feel hungry

Murray: Anthony, did you say hungry?

Anthony: Of course, I'm always hungry, Murray.

Murray: Well, you are? Why don't we sing a song about some food?

Anthony: Hey, that's a good idea.

Murray: Yeah. We love everyone to help us with the next song. Sing along with us if you know the words and do the actions with us. This next song's all about hot potatoes. Cold spaghetti and mashed banana! And it's coming up right now. Here we go.

Greg: (singing) Hot potato, hot potato

Hot potato, hot potato

Potato

Potato, potato, potato

Cold spaghetti, cold spaghetti

(The Other Wiggles: (singing) Cold spaghetti, cold spaghetti)

Greg: (singing) Cold spaghetti, cold spaghetti

(The Other Wiggles: (singing) Cold spaghetti, cold spaghetti)

Greg: (singing) Cold spaghetti, cold spaghetti

(The Other Wiggles: (singing) Spaghetti)

Greg: (singing) Spaghetti

(The Other Wiggles: (singing) Spaghetti)

Greg: (singing) Spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti

Whoa

The Other Wiggles: (singing in high voice) Wow wiggy wiggy wiggy, wow wiggy wiggy wiggy

(singing in low voice) Gimmie that, gimmie that, gimmie that food

(singing in high voice) Wow wiggy wiggy wiggy, wow wiggy wiggy wiggy

(singing in low voice) Gimmie that, gimmie that

Greg: (singing) Mashed banana, mashed banana

(The Other Wiggles: (singing) Mashed banana, mashed banana)

Greg: (singing) Mashed banana, mashed banana

(The Other Wiggles: (singing) Mashed banana, mashed banana)

Greg: (singing) Mashed banana, mashed banana

(The Other Wiggles: (singing) Banana)

Greg: (singing) Banana

(The Other Wiggles: (singing) Banana)

Greg: (singing) Banana, banana, banana

Whoa

The Other Wiggles: (singing in high voice) Wow wiggy wiggy wiggy, wow wiggy wiggy wiggy

(singing in low voice) Gimmie that, gimmie that, gimmie that food

(singing in high voice) Wow wiggy wiggy wiggy, wow wiggy wiggy wiggy

(singing in low voice) Gimmie that, gimmie that

Greg: (singing) Hot potato, hot potato

(The Other Wiggles: (singing) Hot potato, hot potato)

Greg: (singing) Hot potato, hot potato

(The Other Wiggles: (singing) Hot potato, hot potato)

Greg: (singing) Hot potato, hot potato

(The Other Wiggles: (singing) Potato)

Greg: (singing) Potato

(The Other Wiggles: (singing) Potato)

Greg: (singing) Potato, potato, potato

(with the others) Whoo!

Greg: Well done, everyone. Give yourselves a big clap. That was terrific.

(Audience notice Jeff falling asleep)

Greg: What's that?

Anthony and Murray: What is it Greg?

Greg: They're saying something about Jeff?

Murray: (Noticing Jeff Sleeping) Greg, Anthony, have a Look!

Anthony: Oh, no.

Greg: (with Murray.) Oh, no! (himself.) I don't believe this! (to audience.) You're right, everybody, look at that. Jeffery is always falling asleep, isn't he?

Anthony: Yeah.

Murray: Um, Greg, he seems to be in a really deep sleep this time. So, we're gonna have to think of a different way to wake Jeff up. (to audience.) Can anyone think of a different way to wake Jeff up? Any ideas? (The children shout.) Yes? What's your idea?

Child: Tickle him! Tickle him!

Murray: That's a good idea! What's your name? Melissa? Melissa said, why don't we sing a song? Ah, now, I wonder. That's a great idea, Melissa. If we sing, that might wake him up. Can anyone think of a song we might be able to sing? (The children shout.) Anyone got an idea? What's your idea, back there? 'Wake Up, Jeff', yes? And what's your name? Stephanie. Stephanie said, why don't we sing 'Wake Up Jeff'? Great idea. Great thinking, Melissa and Stephanie. Now, if you don't know how to sing 'Wake Up Jeff', my friend Anthony is here to help you.

Anthony: Yes. No problem, everyone. What we do, you get your hands ready like this, and we sing this together.

Greg: Wake Up Jeff... Hey, his head moved.

Anthony: This might work, everyone. Let's try it again. Ready?

Wiggles: Wake Up Jeff...

(He snores very quiet and doesn't work.)

Anthony: We might have to sing the whole song, everyone. Why don't we all sing it together, and let's wake up Jeff together, everybody?

Wiggles: (singing) Wake Up Jeff!

Greg: (singing) Everybody's wiggling.

Wiggles: (singing) Wake Up Jeff!

Greg: (singing) We really need you.

Wiggles: (singing) Wake Up Jeff!

Greg: (singing) You're missing all the fun now.

Wake Up Jeff before the day's through.

What's that sound? I can hear somebody snoring.

What's that sound? It's not Murray or Greg.

Anthony's awake so let's have another guess now.

Oh my goodness! It must be Jeff!

Wiggles: (singing) Wake Up Jeff!

Greg: (singing) Everybody's wiggling.

Wiggles: (singing) Wake Up Jeff!

Greg: (singing) We really need you.

Wiggles: (singing) Wake Up Jeff!

Greg: (singing) You're missing all the fun now.

Wake Up Jeff before the day's through.

(Guitar solo for an instrumental break, while Jeff's snoring.)

Murray: Help us try and wake Jeff up. When I count to three, let's all say, "Wake up, Jeff!" One, two, three! (with Greg and Anthony.) Wake up, Jeff!

Greg: Alright, he's awake!

Murray: He's asleep again.

Wiggles: Oh, no!

Greg: (singing) Dorothy the Dinosaur is munching on some roses.

Wags the Dog is digging up bones.

Henry the Octopus is dancing round in circles.

Wake Up Jeff! We need you for the show!

Wiggles: (singing) Wake Up Jeff!

Greg: (singing) Everybody's wiggling.

Wiggles: (singing) Wake Up Jeff!

Greg: (singing) We really need you.

Wiggles: (singing) Wake Up Jeff!

Greg: (singing) You're missing all the fun now.

Wake Up Jeff before the day's through.

Jeff: (wakes up) Wow! Wow!

Murray: Give yourselves a big clap, everyone. You woke Jeff up.

Jeff: (Yawning And Streaching) Yeah They Did Thank you Everyone And Thank you Wags Hey We Haven't Said Hello To Wags Yet Let's All Say Woof To Wags

Wiggles: Woof Wags

Wags: Ruff Ruff Ruff Ruff (He And The Waggates Show Their Tap Shoes)

Jeff: I Think Wags Wants To Show Everyone His Tap Dance

Greg: Great idea Jeff

Announcer: And Now Please Welcome Wags Skally Fluffy And Cartwheele Preforming A Tap Number

Wags: Ruff Ruff Ruff

Skally Fluffy And Cartwheele: Ruff ruff ruff

Wags: Ruff Ruff ruff

Skally Fluffy And Cartwheele: Ruff ruff ruff

Wags: (Howling)

Skally Fluffy And Cartwheele: (Howling)

Wags: Ruff Ruff Ruff

Anthony: How About a big clap for Skally Fluffy And Cartwheele!

(Skally Fluffy And Cartwheele Tapping)

Wags Skally Fluffy And Cartwheele: (Howling)

Greg: Give A Big Clap For Wags and the Waggates Well Done!

Wags: Ruff Ruff Ruff

Anthony: I Think Wags Wants To Dance With Us

Greg: Okay Let's All Wave To Wags The Dog (Singing) Well He's Big With Lots of Fur He's Got a Great Big Bark You've Might Of Heard

Wiggles: Hey Everybody Wave To Wave To Wags The Dog

He Wags His Tail He Kicks His Legs Yeah He Loves That Bacon And He Loves Those Eggs

Hey Everybody Wave To Wave To Wags The Dog

Greg: Why Don't You Scratch A Bit Wags Bark A Bit Wags

Wags: Ruff Ruff Ruff

Dance Around Wags Like We Know You Can Do Well He Digs And He Runs And He Sometimes Sleeps In The Midday Sun

Hey Everybody Wave To Wave To Wags The Dog

Greg: Hey Everybody How About A Big Clap For Wags The Dancing Dog Oh That's Great Dancing There Wags Cool

Why Don't You Scratch A Bit Wags Come On And Bark A Bit Wags

Wags: Ruff Ruff Ruff

Dance Around Wags Like We Know You Can Do Well He Is Big With Lots of Fur He's Got a Great Big Bark You've Might Of Heard Hey Everybody Wave To Wags Wave To Wags Hey Everybody Wave To Wags Wave To Wags Hey Everybody Wave To Wags Wave To Wags The Dog

Greg: Give A Big Clap For Wags Everybody

Audience: (Clapping)

Wags: Ruff Ruff

Anthony: Oh Romp Bomp A Chomp Cause She's Back You Know Who I'm Talking about Dorothy the Dinosaur

Greg: (Singing) Well Who's that in the garden eating all our red red Roses

Wiggles: It's Dorothy

Dorothy The Dinosaur: That's Me

Greg: She has a floppy white hat and yellow spots galore

Anthony: Nice spots Dorothy

Dorothy: Thank You

Greg: Come on and look at those big green paws she's a very friendly dinosaur

Dorothy: Hello Everybody

Greg: Hello D O R O T H Y Dorothy the Dinosaur

Anthony: We're talkin about

D O R O T H Y she's my favourite dinosaur

Romp Bomp a Chomp hey

Anthony: Well I think Dorothy's doing some gardening now chaps

Greg: Yes she's a very helpful dinosaur She works so hard in the garden

Murray: She's got her mower

Wiggles: She's mowing She's mowing

Greg: Yeah She Pulls out all the weeds plants more roses and she mows the lawn When the music starts She Dances on the floor she's a really groovy dinosaur

Dorothy The Dinosaur: I'm So Groovy

D O R O T H Y Dorothy the Dinosaur

D O R O T H Y she's my favourite dinosaur

Romp Bomp a Chomp hey Romp Bomp A Chomp Hey

Anthony: Come on everyone let's all sing and dance with Dorothy

D O R O T H Y Dorothy the Dinosaur

D O R O T H Y she's my favourite dinosaur

(Dorothy Giggles)

Greg: How about a big clap for Dorothy wasn't she great!

(Dorothy Leaves The Stage Henry Enters The Stage)

Henry: Hey Greg

Greg: Yes Henry

Henry: Could You please Sing About My Friend Baby Beluga

Greg: Of Course Henry Anthony and I Are Putting On Our Whale Tails But How Long Is This Song

Henry: A Little Whale

Greg: Oh Henry (Laughs) (Singing) Baby Beluga I The Deep Blue sea swims So wild and swims so free heaven above and sea below You're just a little white Whale on the go

Wiggles: Baby Beluga Aw Baby Beluga is the water warm is your mother home with you so happy.

Greg: Way down the yawder Where the dolphins play Where You Dive and splash all day Waves roll in and the waves roll out See the water spurtin out of your spout

Baby Beluga Aw Baby Beluga Sing Your little song Sing For All Your friends we like to hear you

Greg: When It's dark and you're home in bed you're curled up snug in your water bed moon is shining and the stars are out Good night little whale good night

Baby Beluga Aw Baby Beluga with tomorrow Sun another's day begun you'll soon be waking

Baby Beluga in the deep blue sea swims So wild and swims so free heaven above and sea below You're just a little white Whale on the go You're just a little white Whale on the go You're Just a little white Whale on the go

Henry: Thank You Greg I Love It

Greg: My Pleasure Henry

(Henry the Octopus Leaves The Stage Captain Feathersword enters the Stage With Cassie Emma Sian Clare Joseph and Jessie Dressed As Pirates)

Greg: Hey Look Everyone It's Captain Feathersword Let's All Say Ahoy there Captain Feathersword

Wiggles: Ahoy There Captain Feathersword!

Captain Feathersword: Ahoy There Me Hearties

Anthony: Captain What have You Been Doing?

Captain Feathersword: I've Been Teaching These Young Pirates How to Do A Pirate Dance

Murray: A Pirate Dance? Captain Can You Show Us How to Do A Pirate Dance Too?

Captain Feathersword: If Course I Can Me Heartie Let's All Do A Pirate Dance!

Wiggles: A Pirate Dance!

(Ooh It's Captain Feathersword Plays)

Greg: (Singing) Who's The Pirate With A Feather For A Sword?

Wiggles: Ooh It's Captain Feathersword

Greg: Who's The Pirate With The Feathers In His Hat

Wiggles: Ooh It's Captain Feathersword

He'll Tickle You He'll Tickle Me

He'll Tickle Everything That Moves

And Everything He Sees

You Know He Is The Leader Of the Pirate Sea

Ooh It's Captain Feathersword

He Can Cook A Birthday Cake For A Party You See

Ooh It's Captain Feathersword

And He Will Show You How to Do A Groovy Pirate Dance

Ooh It's Captain Feathersword

Ooh It's Captain Feather

Ooh It's Captain Feathersword

Ooh It's Captain Feather

Ooh It's Captain Feathersword

Ooh It's Captain Feather

Ooh It's Captain Feathersword

Ooh It's Captain Feather

Ooh It's Captain Feathersword!

Greg: How About a big clap for Captain Feathersword And the Young Pirates

Captain Feathersword: (Bowing)