Wigglepedia
Advertisement

Transcript[]

(The View Drifts Through Paris At Night With Play Your Guitar With Murray Instrumental Plays In The Background. A Text "Disney Presents" Appears as We Travel Down the Streets of Paris. Greg's Name Appears. Murray's Name Appears. Anthony's Name Appears. Jeff's Name Appears. Then we Pan Up to the Night Sky. The Wiggles Logo Appears as Well as the Title Card. Then A Magical Rainbow Spiral Takes Us to Wigglehouse At Day Time on this opening scene until opens the door.)

(Then the scene transitions to live action where Jeff is asleep in the alarm clock chair.)

Anthony & Murray: (they were all laughing & trying to wake Jeff up.) Hee-Hee!

Jeff: (snores)

Greg: Anthony, Murray, What are you doing?

Murray: Having fun. Aren't we?

Greg: Oh, Yes. Um, Anthony what's going on?

Anthony: Nothing, Greg. We're just having fun. (chuckles)

Greg: You know, I think there's something going on here.

(Murray & Anthony laughing together)

Murray: Greg, you're right. We're just having a bit of fun with Jeff.

Anthony: He's always asleep.

Murray: So we decided to try to wake Jeff up by making him laugh. (laughs) Ha-ha! Whee!

Anthony: (laughing around in circle) Wake Up, Jeff! Wake Up! Whoo! Oh, But nothing we do seems to wake him up. Come on, Greg, can you help us? Will you wake him up.

Greg: Hang on. They're telling us to try saying, "1, 2, 3 Wake Up Jeff!"

Anthony: Yeah, That would work. But we thought we'd try something different. Can you help us everyone? Can you pull a funny face, too? Let's try it.

Murray: Come on, Greg, you try, too.

Greg:: Okay. (with Murray & Anthony are trying to make silly faces to wake Jeff up) It doesn't seem to be working. I know, maybe if I try one of my great magic tricks.

Murray & Anthony: Yeah.

Greg: (Greg grabs his magic hat & his magic wand & then he pulls out of a rubber chicken & then Anthony & Murray sleeping while Jeff snores.) Whoo-Hoo! (Chicken clucks.) Oh, but now Anthony and Murray are asleep.

Murray & Anthony: (They both are awake while they are trying to trick on Greg while laughing)

Greg: Oh, Anthony & Murray, you tricked me!

Anthony: Sorry, Greg, just a little trick. And your magic is really very good.

Murray: But it still didn't Wake Up Jeff. (Jeff sighs in his sleep)

Greg: That's true. But Jeff just loves to sleep.

Anthony: Well, I like to take a nap too, Greg. But you can't eat yummy things in your sleep. (Anthony's eating an apple) I love food!

Murray: And you can't play music in your sleep either.(Murray plays his air electric guitar)

Greg: Well, actually, you can do all of those things in your sleep.

Murray & Anthony: Huh?

Greg: You see, when you're sleeping, you can dream. you can use your imagination and you can do anything you want.

Murray: So, I could be a rock'n'roll star. (Murray plays his air electric guitar)

Anthony: Or a handsome prince. (trumpet fanfare)

Murray: Or ride horses. (Horse neighs)

Greg: Anything's possible.

Murray: Yeah, but... aw, gee! Jeff's always falling asleep.

Greg: Hey, I wonder what Jeff dreams about. (Jeff is dreaming about falling asleep himself)

Anthony: Well, I don't know about Jeff. But I like to dream about food! Yum-Yum!

Murray: Or making new friends.

Anthony: Or going on a great adventure! (With Murray & Greg feels excited) Yeah!

Greg: (thinking about transforming CGI.) Hey, I wonder what we look like in Jeff's dreams.

(Live Action just transforming their own CGI.)

Anthony: So, this is what we look like in Jeff's dreams.

Murray: (concerned) Still red.

Anthony: I'm still hungry.

Greg: Whoo-Hoo! And I'm still Greg. And Jeff's still asleep.

Anthony: But we're in a dream.

Greg: I guess so.

Murray: So, if we're in a dream, anything's possible, right?

Greg & Anthony: Right!

Murray: Then let's use our imagination.

Greg: Yeah, let's go somewhere! Where could we go? What do you think?

Anthony: Hey, uh, what a lot of great ideas!

Murray: I don't know which one to choose.

Anthony: Well, some people thought an adventure in Paris might be exciting. I like that idea!

Murray: I wonder what Paris is like.

Greg: (thinking about What Paris is like) Hmm! French.

Anthony: But there are lots of Sights and People, And Beautiful Trees.

Murray: (he is thinking about Animals in Paris.) I wonder if there are Animals out there in Paris. Paris. I wonder.

(Song: The Aristocats a scene where A Montage of Sketched Animation of the Aristocats Is Shown)

Greg: (singing-offscreen.) Which Pet's Address is the Finest in Paris?

Which Pet's Possess the Longest Pedigree?

Which Pet's Get to Sleep on Velvet Mats?

Naturalment! The Aristocats!

Which Pet's are Blessed with the Fairest Forms and Faces?

Which pets know best

All the gentle social graces?

Which pets live

On cream and loving fats?

Naturellement! The aristocats!

They show aristocratic bearing

When they're seen

Upon an airing

And aristocratic flair

In what they do

And what they say!

Aristocats are never found

In alleyways or hanging around

The garbage cans where

Common kitties play, oh no!

Which pets are known

To never show their claws?

Which pets are prone

To hardly any flaws?

To which pets

Do the others tip their hats?

Naturellement! The aristocats!

(Instrumental Break)

(Then we go back to CGI where The Aristocats are riding in a horse open carriage.)

Aristocats, ils sont toujours

Même quand ils font un petit tour

Toujours précieux

Là où ils vont

Ils sont fièrs de leur éducation

Dédaignant les ruelles

Ils préfèrent les bars aux poubelles

Dont se contentent, trop vulgaires

Les chats de gouttière, oh pouah!

Quels miaous réprouvent les gros mots?

Quels chats chouchous s'estiment sans défauts?

Et devant qui, les autres chats tirent leurs chapeaux?

Mais naturellement!

Mais naturellement, voyons!

Oh, mais naturellement!

Les aristocats!

(It transitions to Wally trying to practice his magic tricks.)

Wally: Ladies and gentle... (The streamers come out from his pans and one lands on Cecil the Magic Club President.)

Cecil: Wally. Wally. Wally. you may be the great-grandson of (He's pointing up at a portrait behind him.) Waldo The Magnificent, but your magic is just not working.

Wally: Look, (She closes the pan lids) Give me a chance. I-I can prove myself. (She puts the lids down, takes out three rings and trys to do a Magic Act) Ta-da! (Cecil frowns.) I-I can do this. I can do this. I can do it, I can do it! (Wally moves backwards and crashes into the bookshelf.) Yargh! (The shelves break and he falls to the ground covered in books.)

Cecil: Wally, you're still having trouble with your magic. (Wally crawls up underneath Cecil's desk.) Maybe, you should practice more.

Wally: But-but... I can do it. You see... I know I can be as good a magician as... as the old guy. I-I just need that Wand. (Wally points to Waldo's magic Wand on Cecil's desk.)

Cecil: Wally, every great magician knows, a Magic Wand won't help you if you can't help yourself. You must learn that anything can happen, but you have to make it happen. That's why I'm presenting the Wand to the winner of the Magic Competition tonight.

Wally: (Wally bonks his head underneath the desk.) Ow! Tonight?! The-the Competition's tonight?! Oh, but... but you can't.

Jimbo: (Jimbo arrives while juggling posters.) Here are the posters for the Magic Competition tonight. (Jimbo gives the posters to Cecil.) And Roland is waiting to see you now.

Cecil: Thank you, Jimbo. (Jimbo leaves.) Where was I? Ah, Wally, I keep saying it the Wand won't help you unless you first learn the secrets of being a good Magician. (He unrolls a poster.)

Wally: R-registration closes at 6pm?!

Cecil: Yes.

Wally: That wand could be (Wally hits his hand on the desk.) mine! Ow.

Cecil: We'll see. Thank you, Wally. (Roland arrives.) Ah, Roland.

Roland: Don't tell me you're thinking of entering the Competition tonight. Wally, the Competition is for (swooshing his cape) real magicians. You needn't worry. I'll take good care of Waldo's Wand after I win. You can come and watch if you like. But, Wally... (Roland signals Wally to come closer.) Wally. (Wally moves in closer.) Take a tip. Don't embarrass yourself by trying to perform tonight. After all, I am Roland the Remarkable and you are... well... you.

(Roland swooshes his cape again and enters Cecil's office, Wally waves his hand towards him and leaves the office Then it transitions to The Aristocats getting ready for the start by about 10 minutes.)

Duchess: Now, remember, children. We must wait for the start by about 10 minutes.

Marie: Yes Mama.

Thomas O'Malley: The Wiggles will be here soon.

Duchess: Oh, I know, Dear.

Marie: I'm sure they'll arrive here.

(Marie Takes Out a Book and Starts to Read.)

Marie: This is gonna be fun.

(Murray opens the door.)

Marie: Oh, hi, Murray.

Murray: (waving) Hi, Aristocats!

(The Wiggles and Dorothy The Dinosaur walks inside the house while Jeff yawns and sits on his armchair pillow and he falls asleep.)

Anthony, Dorothy and Greg: Good morning, Aristocats!

Duchess: Hello, Wiggles.

Marie: It's 2 minutes till showtime.

Dorothy: Hi, Aristocats!

Thomas O'Malley: Hi, Dorothy. Jeff! (Thomas O'Malley runs over to Jeff, who is sleeping on his armchair pillow.)You're asleep! And it's almost showtime. Wake up! (holding his whistle.) Ah! This will do the trick.

Murray: Thomas O'Malley, don't blow that whistle!

(But Thomas O'Malley blows her whistle loudly, which causes Anthony to go crazy. Jeff wakes up, surprised at what Anthony is doing. Anthony rapidly plays the guitars, irons the skivvies, acts like a rabbit, a plane and a ballerina and makes a fruit face. Afterwards, he eats an apple.)

Murray: (to the viewers.) The sound of a whistle makes Anthony do some very silly things!

Marie: We don't have time for this at the moment. 30 seconds, everyone.

Greg: (singing) Me-me-me-me-me-me. Me-me-me-me-me-me.

The Other Wiggles: (singing) You-you-you-you-you-you-you.

Duchess: OK, that's it. It's showtime! Get ready to wiggle!

Murray: (He grabs Anthony's apple and puts it on the table.) OK.

Greg: Let's go.

The Wiggles: Beauty mate!

(The Wiggles, Dorothy and The Aristocats and leave the house.)

(Out in the Aristocats house, the Aristocats Audience are standing waiting.)

Anthony: (off-screen.) Everything seems to be ready, are you ready?!

The Aristocats Audience: (off-screen.) Yeah!

Anthony: Well, let's bring on stage The Wiggles!

The Aristocats Audiences: Yeah!

Greg: Hello, everybody. Hi! Hello and welcome to the show today. It's great to see you all here. We're the Wiggles. I'm Greg.

Murray: I'm Murray.

Jeff: I'm Jeff.

Anthony: And I'm Anthony. And OK guys. Get ready. We need your help. We need to everyone to dance and sing along with us. It's Wiggle Time!

The Aristocats Audiences: Yeah!

Advertisement