Captain Feathersword: Whoo-hoo! Ahoy there, me hearties! Welcome to Wiggly Joke Time. Why did the ballerina quit? Because it was "tutu" hard! (laughing) Why did the turkey.... (gobbles) cross the road? To prove it wasn't chicken! (laughing) What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes? Do-you-think-he-saurus? Do you? Do you think he....? Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! (laughing then he stopped with relief) Phew!