This is the transcript for World Record Dancing.
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(The episode starts with Simon introduce himself, while Emma, Anthony & Lachy are sitting on a couch rolling their arms.)
Simon: (He gasps.) Hi! I'm Simon. And welcome to The Wiggles World. (He's wiggling his fingers.)
(It transitions to the song: "The Wiggles' World Theme". A scene where The Wiggles & their friends appearing in the opening sequence.)
Lachy: (singing offscreen.) Waa-waa-waa, Wiggles World
Waa-waa-waa, Wiggles World
Waa-waa-waa
It's a world for everyone
Here at Wiggles World
Waa-waa-waa, Wiggles World
Waa-waa-waa, Wiggles World
Waa-waa-waa, Wiggles!
(The Wiggles' World logo appears on the screen. Until, shot transition to the segment called Le James Café, while it plays the song called Le James Café Theme.)
James: (singing) James is my name I love music and food
I'm the Wiggles' Town cool restaurant dude
It's fun to eat and dance and sang
At Le James Café, we groove that thang
Best food in town they say,
(with the others singing.) eat on down at Le James Café
James: (singing) Come for a snack, and for dinner you'll stay,
(with the others singing.) eat on down at Le James Café
James: (singing) Pull up a chair we welcome you,
(with the others singing.) eat on down at Le James Café
James: (singing) The daily special that's the thing we do.
(Until, it transitions to James Harkness introduced himself about our famous restaurant place.)
James: Hello there. I remember you. I'm James, and I've made a secret treat. Can you guess what's on the menu at Le James Café?
(Le James Café menu folds transition to the song: Paul the Dancing Waiter (Turkey). A scene where Paul the waiter dressed as a turkey.)
James: (singing) Paul, our special waiter
He's got his gobble on
He can't fly so well
But, oh man, he sure can run
He's giving us a clue today
About the special treat
If you want a hint, my friends
Just look at his feet.
(Shot transition to Simon guess what James' secret dish for the day.)
Simon: Hmm. Now, Paul is wearing an outfit that reminds me of some sort of bird. A budgie? No, no. A magpie! Uh, I don't think so. Uh, any ideas?
Wags: Ruff, ruff! (He flaps his wings.)
Simon: Ah, it's a good guess, Wags, but no. How about you, dear friends? I mean, what do you think? Yes indeed. James said, "Gobble, gobble!" (He chuckles.) Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Turkey? Yeah, a big, beautiful turkey.
James: Simon and Wags, you've done it again. You've guessed what the chef has prepared for you. It's Turkey Day at Le James Café.
(Song: Entrez S'il Vous Plait. A scene where Paul the Waiter has giving some turkey for Wags & Emma.)
James: Entrez, s'il vous plait.
Paul the Waiter: (singing) Nothing like a roast
It warms you to the core
A big plate of turkey
You'll be coming back for more...
Simon: Paul, the dancing waiter, we'd love some turkey over here if you don't mind. Would you mind serving Wags and I a delicious turkey dinner? Gobble, gobble!
Paul the Waiter: (singing) Would you like potatoes?
Gravy on the top?
We call it Le James' Turkey with the lot.
Simon: Well, friends, in honour of this beautiful turkey dish, let's dance to "Turkey in the Straw." Haw, haw, haw!
(Le James Café logo transition to the song: Turkey In The Straw. A scene where Simon is gonna do the turkey dance with the dancers dressed in turkeys.)
Simon: Come on, everybody, do the turkey dance.
Flap your wings
and scratch, scratch, scratch
Well, you flap your wings
and you scratch, scratch, scratch.
Well, you do that so well. But come on, let's do it faster! Are you ready?
(Fast Banjo Music.)
Flap your wings
and scratch, scratch, scratch
Flap your wings
and you scratch, scratch, scratch
Now, kick your legs
Kick your legs
As we dance to the tune called Turkey in the Straw.
Yeehoo!
(Le James Café logo transition to the song: James' Dessert Song (Pavlova). A scene where James is gonna have some dessert, after turkey. While Oliver Brian plays on the bass guitar.)
James: (singing) Well, guest of friends
So glad you came enjoy our special treat
There's one more dish a tasty dish
For everyone to eat.
A cool dessert, a dancing dish
With strawberries all over
Deliver by Paul dancing feet
A rapide pavlova.
(Le James Café menu folds transition to Paul the Waiter holding a tray of pavlova, while he's gonna play a trick on Wags.)
Paul the Waiter: I got the pavlova ready! I'm gonna take it nice and steady. (He tiptoed up to Wags. But, he almost tripped into Wags.) Hello, Wags.
Wags: Ruff!
Paul the Waiter: Whatever you do, don't go, "r-r-r-r-r-r-ruff!" Because if you do, you might cause me great surprise, and the pavlova will end up in my eyes!
Wags: R-r-r-r-r-r-ruff! (Paul the Waiter got all over the pavlova in his face, while him, Simon & the dancers laughing at Paul.)
(The Wiggles' World logo appears on the screen. Until, it translates to The Little Wiggles are getting ready for a world record floss dancing.)
Little Lachy: Wiggles! If we dance for a long time with stops for food, sleep and the toilet, we can set a world record!
Little Emma & Little Anthony: Yay!
Little Lachy: OK, Anto, please turn the wireless radio to a station that plays dance music. (Little Anthony turns the wireless radio on to play the music & starts floss dancing.) Remember, Wiggles, we have to keep dancing for a long time to set the record.
(Dream transition to The Teenage Wiggles are still doing floss dancing.)
Teenage Lachy: Gee whiz, Wiggles, it feels like we've been dancing for years!
Teenage Emma: Lachy, do you think we've set the record yet?
Teenage Lachy: I think we need to keep dancing a little longer, Emma.
Teenage Simon: Lachy, I'm not sure if I can keep dancing for too much more. I have to go practice Wagner's "Ring Cycle" opera soon.
Teenage Lachy: Just a few more years, Simon, with breaks for drinks, food, toilet and sleep.
Teenage Anthony: My hair will be even greyer by then. But if it means setting a record, let's keep dancing.
(Dream transition to The Adult Wiggles are still doing floss dancing by the big finish.)
Adult Lachy: (He puffs.) Oh! OK, Wiggles, just 10 more seconds and we get to set a world record for dance.
Adult Emma: (She puffs.) OK, let's count down. Ready? (with Adult Simon, Anthony & Lachy.) 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1! (They stopped floss dancing to beat the world record.)
Adult Lachy: Yes!
Heba: (She's holding a trophy.) Wiggles! For 30 years of dancing, here is your trophy! (She's handing a trophy to Lachy.)
Lachy: Thanks, Heba! (He's holding a trophy.) Wiggles, a world record! (with Adult Emma, Anthony & Simon.) Beauty, mate!
(Shot transition to the Wiggly Arena. Until, it translates to the song: I'll Tell Me Ma. A scene where they filmed Wiggle Pop! Big Show in Melbourne, on December 1st, 2018 at the Rod Laver Arena.)
Lachy: Everybody, can you try this? If you're able to, can you stand up, just on the ground, next to Mum or Dad? You can put your two heels together...
Simon: Right.
Lachy: ..your feet in the shape of the little "V".
Simon: A "V".
Lachy: Now try this. All you have to do is jump with your feet and clap your hands, like this.
(He sings, while jump & clap.) Jump, clap
Jump and clap...
Good! Everybody try it!
Jump and clap...
Everybody, that looks fantastic. Let's try it again with some Irish dancing.
(with Simon singing.) I'll tell me ma when I get home
The boys won't leave the girls alone
I'll tell me ma they stole me comb
But that's alright till I get home
She is handsome, she is pretty
She is the belle of Belfast City
She is a-courting One, two, three
Please would you tell me, who is she?
Albert Mooney says he loves her
All the boys are fighting for her
Knock at the door, they're ringing the bell
Saying, "Oh, my true love, are you well?"
Out she comes as white as snow
Rings on her fingers, bells on her toes
Old Jenny Murray says she'll die
If she doesn't get the fella with the roving eye...
Anthony: Everybody, clap your hands!
Lachy & Simon: (singing) Let the wind and the rain and the hail blow high
And the snow come a-tumbling from the sky
She's as sweet as apple pie
She'll get her own right, by and by
When she gets a lad of her own
She won't tell her ma till she gets home
Let them all come as they will
For it's Albert Mooney she loves still
I'll tell me ma when I get home
The boys won't leave the girls alone
I'll tell me ma they stole me comb
But that's alright till I go home
She is handsome, she is pretty
She is the belle of Belfast City
She is a-courting One, two, three
Please would you tell me, who is she?
Albert Mooney says he loves her
All the boys are fighting for her
Knock at the door, they're ringing the bell
Saying, "Oh, my true love, are you well?"
Out she comes as white as snow
Rings on her fingers, bells on her toes
Old Jenny Murray says she'll die
If she doesn't get the fella with the roving eye
Let them all come as they will
For it's Albert Mooney she loves still.
Simon: Oh, give yourselves a really big clap. That was great Irish dancing! And clap your hands, everyone. (They're clapping, while Emma & the Irish dancers are leaving the stage.) Irish dancing.
(The Wiggles' World logo appears on the screen. Until, the end credits are rolling.)
Lachy: (singing offscreen.) Wiggles!